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what brand of crack did they put in dragon’s dogma 2 cuz like-
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why yes, I did find a mushie encrusted tree stump to sit upon and read my silly little Doctor Who book from the library, thank you for asking
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Early screening of #dndmovie with the crew! We loved it. Finally, a good one! #burningstonefam #burningstoneapparel #dungeonsanddragons #beatmonstersgettreasures #displacerbeast #nerdshit (at AMC Waterfront 22) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_HI3juEXq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#dndmovie#burningstonefam#burningstoneapparel#dungeonsanddragons#beatmonstersgettreasures#displacerbeast#nerdshit
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20 Alternate Dragon Breath Weapons (Mork Borg edition):
1. Gouts of boiling grease.
2. Swarms of biting flies and writhing maggots.
3. Stagnant water and clumps of tangled hair.
4. Motes of hallucinogenic spores.
5. Slurry of undigested, rotten meat.
6. Deafening echo of a loved one crying out in pain.
7. Jagged shards of bone.
8. Infectious blood and ravenous leeches.
9. The beast’s own toxic viscera.
10. Vortex of damned, murderous spirits.
11. Lung-melting miasma.
12. Caustic brine and pickled, undead fetuses.
13. Geyser of raw sewage.
14. Foul, sticky mucus discharge.
15. Burst of rusty blades and shrapnel.
16. Hordes of live goblins, drenched in vomit.
17. Venom that turns a victim’s flesh inside out.
18. Stream of pus and bile.
19. Horrid shriek that violently disrupts the bowels.
20. Endless regurgitation of slippery, invasive tendrils.
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So you know all those pretty penrose tilings?
Like these:
Well the reson these exist is because a dude called penrose wanted to find a fewest number of shapes you could use to tile a surface and Guarantee™ the pattern wouldn't repeat.
Now it's all math so like infinite surfaces and repeat meant the whole infinite thing could repeat. Like you couldnt slide it around and have the pattern be the same before and after.
But that's in the weeds, the cool thing is, he was the first to find a way that only required 2 of em.
Well somebody found a way to do it with only 1 shape recently, calling it a Spectre tile
Any one if these boys:
Well, there like infinite way you can tweak the basic one that work.
And it neat! And I have discovered that they make a puzzle just getting all the pieces together
because the pattern never repeats, there are also basically infinite ways to do it wrong
So just figuring out how to put the next piece is a challenge. I know this because I made ~100 of them and have spent the day getting the bits to go together and it is HARD
It's like an infinite puzzle and I like it
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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this was released in 2014 i believe and was around $3k at the time. picked up 2 of them for $100 a piece on Ebay. specs show the P3700 had the best speeds out of the series and is comparable to current PCI nvme drives. the old ones are also most likely built like tanks. #geek #geekshit #nerd #nerdshit #intelnvme #nvmessd #nvme #p3700 #intel #intelssd https://www.instagram.com/p/CjZKr6sJArX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Got moved into my family's house and after spent two days moving and cleaning my old room (which became the catch-all room). I came across my old ds and a dragon ball game. I know what I'm doing once I find the charger. . . . . . #dbzgames #nintendods #gaming #nerdy #nerdshit #corememory #gamer #ds #dragonballz #nerdlife https://www.instagram.com/p/CiwKyD6Opef/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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(DunjunHexplorer)
in my other life i make electronic music
u nerds might enjoy this one :)
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Acrylic on canvas, 2"x2"
cute lil dude who says he's not cute
#painting#king clawthorne#the owl house#not pictured:#me trying to get a picture with less glare#didnt have enough nerd shit#made myself some nerdshit
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working on art stuff and went on a side tangent and tl;dr now you too can start on your colchisian lessons. if you can guess what this says correctly i'll draw magnus in an outfit, this is a cypher for english basically atm. im tempted to doodle serious thoughts on alphabets for different languages in 40k though
#inspired variously by faint memories of cuneiform and japanese calligraphy#also by me wanting to draw lorgar's tattoos up close-ish#lines#i picked cuneiform as an inspiration more or less out of a hat but i do think theres something fun about like cuneiform-type tattoos?#like flesh as clay and branding that clay and etc. idk#it was a subconscious choice but i think it's fun#now i'm looking at pics of ACTUAL cuneiform and augh it's way cooler#but whatever this is nerdshit it's allowed to be mediocre right#anyhow the strokes would be significantly more wedge shaped in a more 'archaic' style of colchisian script#which does imply im about to give lorgar sans serif tattoos but w/e#i ALMOST didnt do this and just madehis tattoos in elderscrolls daedric. holy fuck#would that be better or worse than my previous simlish lorem ipsum shortcut#lmk
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i hate hate hate the mona domain with everything i have IM NOT SMART FOR THIS SHIT it loosk pretty as fuck but that all blends into the bg when im frusturated off my ass trying to make sense and focus on a puzzle that takes too long for my brain to handle
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justhad the profound realization "waitim a fleshedout human being its not cringey to relate to characters from art"andjsut like imploded
#WOAH#ifeel like the ironic nature of a lot of fan spaces r likewelllll ifu genuinely connectto stuff. DIE#no its ok. imthe fufking clone guy.im the clone/artificial being guy andthats ok#i live clone characters i love characters who behave likeme i love characters who r into nerdshit bc i like nerd shit i like characters who#look like me#not EVEN cringey thatsnsut enjoying art
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Dead Cells: Return to Castlevania. Looooving this! #deadcells #castlevania #returntocastlevania #nintendoswitch #videogames #nerdshit https://www.instagram.com/p/CpenuRcOUod/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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20 Alternate Dragon Breath Weapons:
1. Quick dry cement
2. Swarm of live octopi
3. Globs of wet hair
4. Burst of shrapnel
5. Slurry of putrid meat
6. Tractor beam
7. Repulsor beam
8. Molten glass
9. Sticky webbing
10. Living ooze
11. Hallucinogenic spores
12. Vortex of angry ghosts
13. Boiling tar
14. Antimatter blast
15. Rays of blinding light
16. Flesh-eating bacteria
17. Scalding bubble jets
18. Polymorphing gas
19. Toxic bloody vomit
20. Cloying pollen cloud
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Roger digs himself into a metaphorical hole with aces bfs because he protested so hard to ‘perfect man’ Marco whom the family already loved that when Actual Problem sabo joined the throng rogers actual concerns of him clocking this yandere me were completely ignored. Roger boy who cried wolf aces relationships and now wishes it was just Marco again and tries so hard to make Marco jealous of sabo and ace……. Which also backfired as it helps Marco realize who wants to not just share ace but share sabo too
Its more of a romcom but Roger is the meddling father
Marco and Sabo have their own personal beef with each other just bc that would be entertaining bc Ace would probably be like just say you wanna fuck him dude you look so dumb rn
Sabo: i actually dont thanks
Ace: marcos got a tight body mate, tf u sayinf u dont wanna smash
Marco whos been in the room the whole damn time: charmed to be described like a piece of meat Ace
Ace: yeah baby i love u too
Sabo directly at Marco: i dont wanna fuck you
Marco: duly noted
Sabo to Ace: hes so boring
Ace: you havent even given him a chance babe
Marco: ive been told im an excellent storyteller
Sabo: ugh not this nerdshit again (hes not into DnD)
Ace: bobo u literally LARP isnt that just dnd but irl?
Sabo: stfu thats different
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Just Five Seconds of Focus
(realized i only have one smut of this adorable man. Finna rectify that rn 😌😌)
Part 2! Joseph Joestar x Black Fem Reader Fluff
ModernAU, CollegeAU, Tutor!Reader, Strangers2lovers
CW: studying with Jojo, kisses as motivation, biology facts(nerdshit fr)
TW: Might b corny asf but I thought it was cute 😭
Word Count: 1064 (give or take)
“Oh c’mon (Y/n)!”
Joseph Joestar, your classmate, was always a goofy, fun-loving guy. Unfortunately, that meant he hated any work that wasn’t fun, so studying with him for the upcoming biology test was torture. Eventually, you became fed up with his whining and bargaining, knowing you needed to make this study sesh into a game or something before you both failed.
“I said no. I am not failing cuz you wanna get a new high score.”
“Ugh... c’mon, I already know a lot of biology.” Joseph whined, “And we’ve been at this for hours.”
“No, you’ve been playing Mario Kart since we got back from class.”
“One more round won’t hurt!”
“It will cuz you obviously don't know how to stop.”
“I’ll stop myself after just one more round, I promise!” Joseph begged again, looking at you with puppy eyes.
“Hm, you still like me?”
Jojo went completely silent for a long moment as if he was trying to process your words.
“Now you’re shy? You was pretty shameless when you announced it last week.”
“Yeah, but this feels like a trick of some kind...”
“Just answer.”
"Maybe, what if I do?"
“Then how about for every question you get right I give you a kiss?”
Before you knew it, his Nintendo Switch was tossed up onto his bed and he was sitting right next to you, legs criss-crossed with the biggest smile on his face.
"What are we waiting for?!”
“All I did was blink...”
“First question!”
“You bein’ serious?”
"Yep! If each good answer equals one kiss, I'm gonna be the best damn student in the entire school! We’ll ace this test for sure!"
You blink at his sudden enthusiasm before picking up your textbook, quickly flipping through to the questions and randomly picking one.
“Ight, first one: what’s an animal cell?”
Joseph went silent, looking up to his right side before smiling. "That would be the one without the cell wall since it’s not a plant."
You look at the question again and shrug. “Works for me.”
Jojo smirked smugly, leaning over and presenting his cheek to you. Those pretty eyes shut as he waited, making you scoff and laugh in disbelief.
“I didn’t promise anything!”
“Come on, you know you want to~”
“Jojo.”
Rolling your eyes, you sigh before gently pecking his cheek, close enough to his lips to tease him a little, leaving a glossy kiss mark behind. He pouts a little, giving you a playful, knowing ‘look’.
"Aww, come on, a real kiss."
“Jojo--!”
“Just a quick one~!”
You laugh at him and place a soft kiss on his plump lips, making him chuckle.
"Next question~"
“Hm, where is the radius ulna located?”
"Easy," Jojo scoffed, "It’s your forearm. It’s the bone on the outer side of the forearm."
You lean over and give him another kiss on the lips, holding it for a little longer just to make the poor boy’s heart race. You quickly pull away and pick up the textbook again, flipping through it to find another question while he pouts about it.
“Okay... Why do blood cells need oxygen to survive?”
"Oxygen is also needed to make hemoglobin, the protein that helps carry oxygen. They need oxygen to move through the body and release energy.”
“See? This ain’t even that bad.”
"Ahem, aren't you forgetting something?"
“I'm not giving you a kiss for that, that was an easy one!”
“Tch, you’re the one that said every question.”
“....shit.”
Once you place a soft kiss on his lips, he sighs in relief and smiles again, sass completely gone.
“Ight, only a couple more; I don't wanna get lip gloss all over you.”
"Hey, you can get lip gloss all over me any time~" Joseph winks.
“Oh shush~” You whisper, “Now, how do you determine the age of an individual using their skull?”
"Hm, I see you're going for harder questions now. It's... it’s based on the degree of development of the top of the skull and the features of the bone itself. By studying the features and measurements, you can determine the estimated age of a person."
“Good.” Another kiss.
"Alright, hit me with another one!" He said between breathless giggles.
“One more.”
"Alright, but I want a long one this time."
You furrow your eyebrows. “A long one?”
"Mhm, a long, passionate one~"
Your eyebrows raise in realization. “I feel like my lips are gonna be dry at this rate.”
“I could keep them moist if you run out of lip gloss.”
“There’s that shamelessness from last week.”
"I’m just saying... as much as I love these little kisses, I wouldn't mind getting a more intense one soon."
“How intense are you thinking?”
“Whatever you’re comfortable with, Miss Teacher.”
“Hm... that means I'm gonna give you a good question. Why do eyes become red in camera flashes?”
Jojo thinks a second, tapping his chin before suddenly he snapped his fingers.
"It’s the...uh... it’s the red-eye effect.”
“Well, duh. I said why.”
“Cuz... of... the...”
“Guess no kiss--”
“Wait, no! It’s cuz of the way that the light bounces inside the eye. Yeah, that’s it; the flash causes reflections inside the retina-- which is red.”
“You’re shameless.”
“And eager.” He smiles widely, “So reward now... please?”
You lean in slowly just to watch him squirm in anticipation before you finally press your plump lips to his. He sighs softly as holding your face in his hands, making sure you can’t pull away like all the other times. He’s been wanting to taste you, to take that glossy lip sheen off, and feel your tongue like he’s been wanting for weeks.
He hums as he slides his tongue into your mouth, getting so carried away that he picks you up from your spot on the floor and sits you on his lap, keeping your hips close to his torso. His eagerness almost drives you to his point of aggressiveness and you fist the front of his crop top in a tight grip, pulling him impossibly closer. Joseph moaned loudly and placed one hand on the back of your neck while he wrapped the other around your waist. You suddenly became fully aware of the lack of air in your lungs and pulled back, panting lightly.
“Damn Jojo...”
“Oops.” He smiles.
“I might like you back at this rate.”
“You might? As if you don’t already~”
#x black fem reader#x black reader#black writers#black reader#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#black fem reader#joseph joestar x reader#joseph joestar#joseph jjba#jojo part 2#jojo no kimyō na bōken#jojo bizarre adventure#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba part 2#battle tendency
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