#nervous monks

[canisalbus]

I find little Machete being happy over bread baking to be so endearing, especially because I can imagine a world in which helping with baking was one of the few childhood joys he had (due to the lack of art of him happy as a pup), and then remembering the art you did months back of modern Machete making a souffle, I can see reincarnated Machete being drawn towards baking in his free time due to those residual feelings from his past life.

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#aww dang #it's funny you remembered the souffle and made that connection #I didn't even think of that but it's very fitting #to be fair the part of his childhood he spent as an oblate in the monastery was relatively worry-free and uneventful #small children are good at making their own fun it often doesn't take much to make them happy #Machete was nervous and sensitive as a kid that's just part of his innate personality but that doesn't mean he was miserable all the time #things started to get difficult when he was old enough to start his apprenticeship #and his master was way harsher than he was prepared to handle #answered #lunalemures #his life would've been less turbulent if he had chosen to stay in the monastery and become a monk instead of pursuing a clerical career #baking bread or tending the library #with bland regular meals twice a day and bedtime at 6 pm #but he would've never met Vasco of course

[hollowslantern]

Sharona and Monk. to me

#monk #HE STANDS LIKE THAT CAUSE HES NERVOUS

[hungryfictions]

i made a chart. why did i make a chart? idk. i love Them. comedic detective show writers in the aughts really got me. anyway here’s the babygirls of all time:

#ignore the typo(s) #DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS AND DO NOT RELECT OBJECTIVE FACTS #nervous to post this because what if someone overreacts negatively to some random part of this… #shawn spencer #gregory house #adrian monk

[carltonlassie]

#1. monk focuses on his stache #2. leland is kinda nervous now bc it looks like he's looking at his lips #3. monk touches his stache and hes laughing it off but that kinda did make his heart skip a beat #how much of this is ted levine being kinda shy about it all and translating directly into stottlemeyer being kinda shy about it all #drunk old man intimacy. #love the first screenshot. even the way leland's fingers hold onto the jacket. in between his fingers. feels sculptural. to me. #monk #stottlemonk

[godlovesdykes]

i took my darling to compline and she wasn’t freaked out by it! i was worried cause like. we reverence icons and stuff at my church and she is very protestant. but she was happy and felt the wonderful calm that compline brings :)

#i love her! i was canting and nervous to sing in front of her even though i have already done that! #she wants to come see the monks but they ask that women veil and wear skirts and she is NOT comfy in a skirt. they were pretty chill with my #nonbinary friend this summer tho. so maybe it’ll be fine #screams into the void #christianity

[sen-droit]

My Pathfinder PC Thea who has been my only source of inspiration for 1,5 years (i love her so much)

She grew up in the Monastery of Unfolding Wind and has been working as an acrobat in the Circus of Wayward Wonders ever since leaving. Her fighting style resembles kickboxing or muay thai in combination with running real fast!

#pathfinder #monk #centaur #character design #myart #i'm so nervous to post this? #because it feels kinda private #also i didn't post anything in such a long time

[wanderingcoyotes]

hi . ms paint slug cat

#this was originally gonna be like a pride drawing but it turned in2 a lineup oops #slowly getting over being nervous abt posting?? idk #slugcat #rain world fanart #rw downpour #downpour spoilers #? because of enot i guess #oh god slug tag time #rw artificer #rw hunter #rw monk #rw saint #rw rivulet #rw spearmaster #rw nightcat #rw enot #rw gourmand #rw survivor #dies

[fullofsunsetwhispers]

Chase: I hate her.

Dashi and Guan: Us too.

Chase: You guys have no idea who I’m talking about.

Dashi and Guan: Solidarity, brother.

Chase: Oh, thanks! Oh no, it's her over there.

(the gang spots Wuya walking along the street)

Guan: Ah no wonder you hate her, brother. It's the infamous witch. People say she's evil. We have to be careful.

Dashi, realising he already had flirted with her a couple of times this week: Ha ha zoinks that's my girlfriend.

Chase and Guan: SHE'S YOUR WHAT!???

Guan, after collecting himself: That's the worst joke this far coming from you brother!

Dashi, sweating: haha suuuuuuuuure I got ya HA HA .... ha. :(

#xiaolin showdown #wudashi #incorrect quotes #wuya x dashi #dashi #grandmaster dashi #guan #master monk guan #good!chase #good chase young #in my eyes it's 90% canon #wuya #who's up for the spin-off with the dragon of the past? I am. #dashi got a lil nervous in this one. poor fella has a dilemma

[hegrowth]

I might also make a single muse blog for my BG3 bb Guire 👉👈 idk if anyone would be interested in her. I just. need to actually progress in the game I think. I haven't even met all the companions in Act 1 yet lmao

#《 ° selkie.exe 》 oh im trash just not approved trash #° mobile post ! #shes a tiefling monk with an urchin background and i love her so fucking much #im just nervous about making a blog for her and writing meta and whatnot when i know i still have so much gameplay to dev her in ?

[whatdourelfeyessee]

can someone please tell me who I am

#my art #dnd #dnd monk #tiefling #IM IN A NEW CAMPAIGN!!!!!! #im playing lilki a mercy monk and thats literally all i know about her :) #she and the rest of the party have amnesia #shes a nervous little meow meow and I love her

[titaen]

i have like the groundwork of the server done i dont know how good it is but! here's the invite link if you wanna join.

#why am i so nervous #ive never done a genuine attempt at a rpc server before hgfdsahgf #;REJECT HUMANITY RETURN TO MONKE. (ooc)

[insertcoolnameherethanks]

I can always hear my neighbor snoring. Tonight he is on a phone call for his business. I have never met him nor seen him (the only people I know who lives in the apartments is silver fox who lives with his husband on the second floor, and this dude next to me who works at the sister location to where I work currently) And im laying here and trying to put who his voice sounds like and it just clicked it sounds like Captain Leland Stottlemeyer from Monk.

#Why he is on a business call at this time uh idk #This also makes me nervous cause unless they are yelling I can't hear them right #Except in the bedrooms cause they share a vent system and I usually can only hear the guy snoring #But rn he is so loud and I am concerned HAS HE HEARD ME WHEN I GET ODF #I AM TERRIFIED WAIT #also does anyone remember Monk cause if that neurotic man can be successful so can i #Hello I'm speaking here

[a-dash-in-the-middle]

Science fiction my beloved

#if i dont get a heart attack from convincing myself some of the things could happen in a few years #than am i reading The scifi🤌✨️ #ofcourse becky is the exception #i will need a reread of a robot and a monk very soon if my scifis keep pilling up before my eng uni starts #bc my stress from processing these stories is not helping me being nervous and feeling like an impostor about 1st yr of uni

[junichan]

Recently I've been seeing a lot of Sun Wukong and reader / OC with baby monkeys stuff, and I am just living for it. ( @journey-to-the-au's #Fruit Troup and @semisolidmind's #Royal Children especially) Something about baby monkeys rattled around in my little brain long enough that I had to bang out this drabble. Its my first ever x reader story, and its just slightly nsfw so beware!

Cuddle Break

Synopsis: Your reaction to snuggling a baby monkey has quite an effect on Sun Wukong

Warning / Triggers: Slight NSFW - mention of an erection and implied adult situations

For several days now the group had been traveling through a dense jungle. You had stopped for a break on the side of the road to eat some lunch and rest your weary feet. Although it was a little humid, it felt pleasantly cool beneath the shade of the jungle canopy. You would have liked to take a quick nap, but Tang was anxious as ever to get moving again.

“YN, would you mind finding Wukong?” the monk asked. He smiled apologetically, as if he knew he was sending you into the lion’s den.

Almost since the day you’d joined the group, the demon monkey had begun teasing and flirting with you. You did your best to laugh off his advances, thinking he was probably just messing with you, but lately Wukong was getting so provocative that Tang was forced to use the headache spell a few times just to get him to give you some space. You were starting to consider that maybe Wukong really was into you, which wouldn’t have been a problem if you didn’t find him so damn attractive too!

As usual Wukong had gone off on his own to scout out the surroundings as soon as the group had settled down. Normally Pigsy would have been asked to go find the monkey, but he had eaten so much lunch that he’d zonked out hard enough that even Sandy was struggling to wake him up. There was nothing to be done about it, so you set off in the direction you had seen Wukong go earlier, hoping he hadn’t gone too far.

It wasn’t much trouble to find a little footpath that meandered through the jungle underbrush. You tracked it for a while, occasionally calling out the demon monkey’s name. Eventually you came to a wide, slow running creek, and trusting the intuition that had served you so well on the journey so far decided to follow it upstream. It wasn’t too long before you caught a familiar chirping, chattering sound. You had heard Wukong occasionally making those noises, but this time they sounded surprisingly soft.

“Wukong!” you called as you got closer, “Tang wants to get going…!”

It wasn’t long before you spotted him and understood why the noises were so unusually gentle.

Sun Wukong was perched on a thick branch hanging low over the creek, surrounded by a troop of infant monkeys. It was the little ones that were chirping and giggling as they climbed on him like a living jungle gym. He seemed to be enjoying it, indulging the little ones with the softest smile you had ever seen on his face. And the babies were so cute! Little fluffy beans with their little tails and itty-bitty noses!

“❤️Oooh my gooooosh!!❤️❤️” You gushed before you could stop yourself.

The Monkey King and his tiny subjects looked at you in surprise, only just noticing your presence. The babies looked a little nervous, but Wukong’s grin only got bigger as you approached. You were glad to see that the little ones trusted Wukong enough that they didn’t run away, even when you pulled yourself up on the branch to sit beside him.

“They’re so adorable, Wukong! Do… Do you think I could hold one?”  

Wukong had never seen you so enamored before, it was adorable! “Sure,” he chuckled, “Just be careful. They got a strong grip.” He lifted one of the little ones off his knee, making reassuring noises as he handed him over to your waiting arms.

The baby was clearly a bit frightened of you, staring at your face with wide, darting eyes. “It’s okay sweetie,” you cooed to reassure him, stroking his head and back. “Don’t be scared.” To your delight the infant started to purr, and snuggled against you as you cradled him against your chest. You were so besotted with affection for the little guy that you didn’t even notice the intense way Wukong was staring at you.

It wasn’t until he’d handed the child over that Wukong realized the little one had fur that was remarkably like the color of your hair. Watching you snuggle and coo at the infant made him think of you doing the same with his offspring. Just imagining you getting you pregnant with his heirs drove him wild. If it weren’t for the children still clinging to him, he would have pounced on you right there.

What was worse, he was a little jealous of the little one! What he wouldn’t give to have you hold him and stroke his fur like that! That look of sweet and tender adoration in your eyes should have been for him!

Oblivious to the immortal demon’s internal struggle (and the bulge in his pants) you continued to soothe the baby monkey in your arms. The little guy was practically melting as you pet his soft fur. Then two more of the little ones abandoned Wukong to crawl into your lap, eager for their turn at cuddles. You scooped them up happily, pressing kisses to their foreheads. “Aww! Mama’s sweet babies! ❤️”

Wukong grit his teeth to stifle a groan. The jolt of arousal that went through him was so violent his hand shot up and snapped the branch above him like a twig. The baby monkeys that were still sitting on him were startled enough to scatter further up the tree.

You gave him a puzzled look, holding the little ones in your lap a bit protectively. “Something wrong, Wukong?”

“I’m fine,” he answered, jumping down from the branch. He sounded a bit more terse than usual. Obviously he wasn’t fine, but he wasn’t going to tell you about it. “You said Master wanted to get going. We should head back now.”

You sighed, glancing down at the baby monkeys curled in your lap. They had been startled by Wukong crushing the branch but had hunkered down rather than run away. “Aw, can’t we stay just a little longer?”

"C'mon, YN, let's go." Wukong shook his head, shooing the little ones with a few soft hoots. They reluctantly crawled out of your lap, and you pouted as you let them go. Then he reached up, grabbing your waist to lift you down off the branch. You accepted the surprisingly chivalrous gesture, even putting your hands on his strong shoulders to steady yourself. But once your feet were on the ground, he didn’t let go.

You felt your face heat up with a blush as Wukong stepped into your space, his grip on your waist keeping you from escaping when his chest pressed flush against yours. You could feel his warm breath on your ear as he leaned in and growled suggestively, “You know, I could give you a few of your own if you wanted…”

“Wukong!!” The insufferable demon laughed as you pounded your fist on his chest in protest. But at least he let you step back, and you took a deep breath to try calming your racing heart. And racing hormones!

Against your better judgement, you let him carry you back to the others on his cloud. You tried to ignore his tail curled around your middle, somehow convincing yourself that it was only to keep you steady.

Wukong could tell under all that flustered embarrassment you were turned on. He could smell it on you, and it made him grin victoriously. It wouldn’t be long now before he’d finally have you. He might have even been able to convince you to let him have his way right there in the jungle, but he knew there wasn’t enough time to really enjoy himself. If the monk had sent you to look for him, it wouldn’t be long before he sent Pigsy or Sandy to look for you. He could wait a little longer. You were worth it flexing a little patience, and no matter what, in the end you’d be his.

And in the meantime, seeing you snuggle the baby monkeys gave him a sneaky idea for how to get some of that attention for himself…

#sun wukong x reader #sun wukong x y/n #jttw sun wukong #journey to the west au #jttw au

[electric-blue24]

bunch of wip's and rough drawings of my baldur's gate dragonborn monk Cirrus who can defiantly be trusted around your central nervous system

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dragonborn #monk #blues art #baldur's gate fanart #dnd #bg3 dragonborn #cirrus

[partycatty]

Can you do headcannons for love at first sight with Bihan and Smoke?

i sure can! i used to hate them but they grew on me LOL

bi-han & smoke > love at first sight

bi-han and smoke fall for you the moment they lay their eyes on you!

pt 1? to love at first sight hcs

masterlist

bi-han >

• he didn't think much of the new recruits, they were neither lin kuei blood, nor skilled fighters like himself. that was, until his eyes scanned over to you.

• he'd do everything in his power to not make it obvious. but when he first locks eyes with you, he feels a pang of warmth in his chest, one that nearly gets him to believe he's having a heart attack.

• your features were carved by the gods (thanks, liu kang!) and bi-han felt a strong desire to keep you all to himself. nobody else could appreciate you like he does, he's sure of it. it makes him angry how much he wants to forever admire you as his.

• there's no way a pathetic earthrealmer such as yourself gave him that reaction, no way no how. he's in denialllllll!! it makes him especially snappy.

• "don't look at me like that," he'll call out to you in a harsh tone. it makes you jump. were you looking at him in a certain way?

• "like what?" you ask, genuinely confused. truthfully, your eyes just so happened to fall onto him. there wasn't a single readable expression a sane person could pick out from your face. he was quite literally overreacting.

• "just... don't look at me," bi-han grumbles, turning away. he pulls his mask up against his face tighter, but his pink blush was embarrassingly evident.

• he's less coordinated, less calculated. and even still, his aggression doubles. he's mad that you make him nervous. a grandmaster like him shouldn't be nervous when he has an army to run.

• you plague his mind all hours of the day. he just can't afford to be distracted. not when he's in search of something greater. or maybe, that greater thing could be you, if he let his inhibition go.

tomas >

• he faces a similar dilemma to bi-han, except he's far worse at subsiding his emotion. standing behind his brother as he meets the new recruits, tomas literally cannot tear his eyes from your beauty.

• smoke seeps from his pores as he strains himself to fight back a blush, which ends up failing miserably. and now his brothers are coughing. and you're horribly amused by his nerves.

• tomas cannot help himself but give you constant heart eyes when you're around. bi-han has to coldly repeat himself countless times until tomas can capture the entire sentence in his brain if you're around.

•endless compliments, ones he tries to make sound innocent but he couldn't be casual if his life was on the line. he's fidgeting with his weapon and constantly leaning toward you without even realizing.

• "your skills are excellent, reader!" he'll charm you innocently after witnessing a sparring match with the monks. "your combat is unlike anything i've ever seen! you'll go far."

• you decrease his performance in the clan. he can't land his blows in a coordinated fashion for some time, because his stomach feels fluttery and his head feels dizzy every time he recalls how gorgeous you looked earlier in the day. many, many scoldings from his grandmaster follow.

• you leave him blushy and sweaty when you so much as exchange a quick glance - he looooves attention, so if you even think of complimenting him back? LORD.

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat x reader #mk1 #bi han #bi han x reader #sub zero x reader #smoke x reader #mk smoke #tomas vrbada x reader #tomas vrbada #marley writes ☆