#ness is dead

[monkayemporor]

fem!reader threesome with kainess brainrot

teehee

thinking about ALEXIS NESS being sandwiched between MICHAEL KAISER and his pretty girl. You’re laying on the bed, legs spread as Ness thrusts in and out of you, all while Kaiser, keeping a firm grip on his teammate’s waist, fucks him dumb.

and let’s not forget you!! You and your pretty tits! Michael can’t help fondle them—caressing your adorable strech marks and squeezing the fat tits!

Poor Ness, though! Getting absolutely destroyed by his emperor all while your pretty little cunt is a holding tightly on his poor dick!

in the end, you and Kaiser are practically glowing after a good couple rounds but little Ness is laying on the bed—all fucked out and simply exhausted.

but god, he’ll do it all over again just for his emperor and empress.

#blue lock x reader #michael kaiser x reader #alexis ness x reader #blue lock smut #michael kaiser smut #alexis ness smut #Been thinking about this for a while #Also i SWEAR I’m not dead #But my university just sucked my dick so hard #That I died #😔😔😔

[starlightseraph]

“he’s literally me”

no, he’s literally a scrawny middle-aged white man and probably british.

#david tennant #hugh laurie #peter capaldi #christopher eccleston #matt smith #john simm #honourable mentions: #robert sean leonard #brent spiner #they’re close enough #and david and peter are scottish #so their british-ness is debatable #sorry my irish revolutionary is showing #anyways #doctor who #good omens #house md #dead poets society #star trek #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[lgbtlunaverse]

Wangxian are great and all but i find that i find them so much more entertaining when i'm writing them from an outsider pov like. These characters have their own personal drama and bullshit going on and Suddenly There's Those Two having the romance of the century just. A little over there. And the other characters just have to be like "alright well they're insane. Moving on." It's SO funny. Like they can't just be a little normal lovey dovey side ship to me they have to be weirdly intense about it. Even in the most normal fluffiest coffee shop au they should have deeply genre-incongruent drama and be uncomfortably ready and willing to die for each other.

#mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Remember in guangyin temple when jgy was literally so baffled by wangxian's wangxian-ness he messed up his whole plan #like he had the perfect hostage in wwx. lwj and jc are instantly useless. and they're his only real threats before corpse!jue shows up #jgy is dead because wwx yelled about gay sex so loud #that's the kind of shit they should have going on in every universe

[reefknotslair]

I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love th

#flight rising #flightrising #flight rising fanart #frfanart #I’m rising from the dead just to post this #emerging from the undergrowth #auraboa #fr auraboa #and I LOVE the ouroboros pun #such a perfect nature symbol and I love it #also please ignore the fact I forgot their main wings #… #I got too focused on their snake y ness that I forgot about them lol #waaaa #this new ancient is great #look at them #they’re the perfect combo of spiral and coatl #and they live in the trees #what’s not to love #flight rising blog #fr #fr tumblr #flight rising tumblr #fr art #dragon #flight rising dragon

[imagionary]

Graham losing his absolute shit on Twitter cause he didn't place first in the popularity contest

#I've been possessed to draw shitposts for 3 days now and yknow what it's funny #rip to Graham his ego has been crushed once again in the popularity polls 😔 #love you Graham x3 you were my second pic KSKS #I have contributed to his anger and voted Chip as my most favorite #if I wind up dead somehwere know that Graham did it KSKSK jkjk #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #toontown: corporate clash #imagionary rambles #toontown #pacesetter #graham ness payser #chip revvington #chainsaw consultant #buck ruffler #duck shuffler #misty monsoon #rainmaker #shitpost

[shkika]

Has Saint ever met any other slugcats?

I imagine they have become quite rare, especially around iterator complexes!

Saint doesn't have any complicated feelings regarded slug cats, just because he has the body of one. He wasn't raised by them or anything of the sort. He's closer to a zombie honestly than a slug cat that grew up..

Which is why he's so weak and frail.

#rainworld #rain world #rw saint #ask #lynxmisnomer #he ascends them just like any other creature he sees around #the idea of sliver's consciousness or whats left of it being shoved into a dead slug cat is pretty fun #she destroyed herself but becoming a big ol octopus would not be useful for travel #and her echo-ness isnt related to a specific place its towards wanting to see her family. #so shes stuck saving them and the world forever #more or less #hehe got rambly excuse me!

[blmpff]

DEAD FRIEND FOREVER cast 08.03.24

#i am in lust with the coloring of these photos #and the overall black and red -ness #dead friend forever #dff the series #barcode tinnasit #jjay patiphan #copper phuriwat #us nititorn #bump pawat #jet jetsadakorn #fuaiz thanawat #ta nannakun #jj chalach #mio athens #perth patsarut #cast #thai actors #finale event #blmpff

[astrologiaaa]

"um, ness is canonically a teen in the fnaf movie-" girl that man is played by a 37 year old. with a 6 year old child. and wife. he is not a fucking teenager

#astrologiaaa #my incessant yapping #you can pry securitywaiter from my COLD DEAD HANDS #it got me 100% on a creative writing project in my english class #yes i DID submit gay fnaf fanfic for an english grade #fnaf movie #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #ness the waiter

[jellyjynx]

I'M SO BACK random assortment of characters i felt like drawing

#undertale muffet #scott pilgram takes off #wallace wells #fionna and cake #dead cells #bobby dead cells #hive five #teen titans #hollow knight #hatsune miku #miku #ness earthbound #jiji the cat #off zacharie #inscryption p03 #p03 #specter knight #shovel knight fanart

[rotzaprachim]

i don’t want to be overly essentialist or talk outside my cultural lane but... there is something so intensely not anglo-’murican about the way the way andor treats death and it’s so fascinating and refreshing. like on one level this is a show profoundly about death from the very structure of its narrative, but it’s about how you live knowing you will die rather than the glorious death-from-martyrdom-death-as-redemption narrative, and therefor, inversely, about the profound interconnections between the dead and the living and those on the liminal in-between. now we have maarva’s death, and the very introduction of her death comes through the assembled chorus of communal voices who have come to clean her house and take her to rest. (i also love the fact that maarva died, explicitly, of old age and so many of the other related issues. i don’t think you can make the case that the empire *wasn’t* involved because she’s someone so utterly and clearly destroyed by its actions, but i do like that this was a so-called “ordinary” death, because of the thematic purpose that even “ordinary” deaths are heartbreaking and awful and worth remembering.)

andor makes it canon that there are communal aid organizations- i immediately think chevra kadishas! though many cultures have their own organisations and social structures for how to support the grieving and honour the dead- which is just one of the ways it highlights community and the complexity of interpersonal relationships. the daughters of ferrix are introduced an episode earlier, and i realised on a rewatch with my family that the daughter of ferrix - keezy maybe?- introduced at the beginning of the episode is also mentioned by bee in the first episode as being someone who helps maarva with her dinner and medication. we don’t see maarva’s body go alone, we see her transported through the streets by the women of ferrix. andor makes the case of elder care as communal connection and antifascist work, AND that it is done by the same people as those that bury the dead. and the way that andor is building up t having the season finale be the funeral, the thing that drags cassian home and into the line of fire being his mother’s funeral, the storytelling possible about funerary customs and memorialisation as acts of cultural resistance and aggressive rehumanisation... i’m too verklempt to say much more but i think the way this thematic arc is so intertwined with cassian’s time in narkina 5 and the scene with him and melshi at the end of the episode like! no one is lovingly honouring every one of those men with two-day funeral ceremonies through the streets. NO ONE remembers but cassian and melshi. two episodes earlier ulaf died, but the closest thing he had to the daughters of ferrix was the doctor, the fellow prisoner, who refused to learn his name and quietly euthanised him in the hallway. until we know more there were nearly five thousand other deaths. and the episode ends with melshi saying, it’s our duty as survivors to carry the weight of memory so that other people will know and remember this. they are also carrying the weight of mourning those whose time it was not to die. fuck. this show guys. it has me 

#andor #andor spoilers #andor meta #my experience of funerary stuff is very much in the pinoy/irish/jewish nexus so i'd love to hear other thoughts #but damn this hit deep cored me the Ethnic ness of it all really #maarva andor #melshi's speech as very similar to many jewish rememberences of the shoah too like fuck. we REMEMBER #we force you to remember we are always remembering we are always surviving #cassian andor #ruescott melshi #not being latine i don't want to say something *broad* about entire diverse cultures' conceptions of death but i WAs reading #octavio paz's essay on day of the dead and death and yeah.yeah. many many manyyyy thoughts

[getosugurusbangs]

and i will die in this place.

#so sick of this painting LMAOO #i’m finally done after having worked on this for DAYSS #i’ve had it close to being done for a while i’ve just been working on it in the smallest increments #and then still being unsatisfied so #but i’m finally there #tried to make him look kinda dead/sickly especially in contrast to the flourishing garden so #hopefully that comes across lol?? #also…. i can finally start the trans ness tag… MUAHAHAHA #bllk #blue lock #bllk art #bllk fanart #blue lock art #blue lock fanart #kainess #kainess fanart #alexis ness #ness alexis #trans alexis ness #transmasc alexis ness #my artwork

[sesamenom]

Ar-Pharazon from the Reverse Gondolin AU and as Witch-King of Numenor - thanks to @who-needs-words for helping develop this idea!

#silm #silmarillion #second age #ar pharazon #reverse gondolin au #(well more like the aftermath of gondolin reversal) #this au has consumed my life #on the plus side inspiration for feanor is finally reemerging from under the metaphorical couch so i might get something finwion-y done soo #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so much to draw so little time #seriously though golden nazgul is such a cool idea #whatever the mordor equivalent for the angband trio is (sauron pharazon and shelob maybe?) is going to look so cool in black and gold #black/gold black hole shelob!! #and prince elrond is super finwiony looking #also he has his wings & glowiness out a lot more so that'll be fun #but yeah basically in the au Prince Elrond realized via foresight what was happening/going to happen in numenor #so he went there and disowned ar pharazon (by extension removing him from the throne) and crowned tar miriel rightful Ruling Queen #then later when sauron showed up he came back kicked sauron out and outlawed the death cult #but between that time sauron secretly recruited ar pharazon by promising him kingship in exchange for his support #and anyways ar pharazon survived all the way to the TA as the Witch King #(mr. angmar here gets to be second in command of the nazgul sorry) #-imagine this guy showing up to be all 'bagginssss' though #the witch king of numenor is somehow even more dramatic #also the whole 'no living man can kill me' is. a bit different coming from a guy who has many enemies in the form of #a) his cousin the Ruling Queen of Numenor #b) his uncle the choice-of-elves-peredhel #c) a bunch of Faithful in the Halls #the dead guys aren't too much of a problem #but i wonder if he heard that prophecy and worried a whole lot more about the Ruling Queens #or Prince Elrond who in the au has very definitely embraced his maia-ness #and then imagine his surprise hearing 'but no living man am i' and it coming from. a random human lady.

[blackbirdblackbird]

This is... breathtaking.

It’s our Krypton on Earth.

#supercorp #supergirl #kara danvers #lena luthor #spgrl s05e07 #*mp #lena: this is breathtaking #kara; staring directly at lena: yeah #the energy of this to me #aside form the obvious like kara showing her gf her home-ness of it it #is like #that bit of journey in the dark when gandalf lights up the up the great hall of moria #the awe and the majesty but also the loss #knowing this is just an echo of what once was #the meory of a dead world #also I'm only just now noticing that lena's outfit is basically kara's colour scheme but darker

[asdear]

Currently thirsting for this specific boah right now...

Enough that I sent this to my friend.

John without his hat is just... 👌😳

#my simp-ness fluctuates between arthur john and sadie #but john rn is just 😳 #he's one handsome boah #tho arthur is too #rdr #rdr2 #john marston #rdr john #rdr2 john #red dead fandom

[blue-sunflower-bee]

I've got the feeling that Ness forced Mike to watch Star Wars with him once he found out Mike has never seen those movies.

Bomus: Abby joins them too and they just have a big movie evening

#the next chapter will come soon #i feel like the securitywaiter fandom is dead once i finally finish this fic #fnaf movie #fnaf movie 2023 #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #securitywaiter #mike x ness #ness x mike #dreamtheory #star wars

[ronispadez-art]

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2023 Fandom Wrap Up!!! Here's to 2024 🥂

#2023 #fandom wrapup #roni draws stuff #plan3 #stephen ng #actually stephen #pokespe #pokemon #pokespe red #trainer red #kingdom hearts #sora #kh sora #ness #ness earthbound #earthbound #neil perry #dead poets society #dps #death the kid #soul eater #franklin delano donut #private donut #rvb #red vs blue #homestuck