#nessie speaks

[nessiefromspace]

You know what just the funnest thing??? Looking for a meme/comic/picture on google from a tumblr page so you can share it and you find it and then it just sticks you to the top of the tumblr page instead of that specific picture you need. I don't understand why tumblr thinks it's cool and hip for that to be a thing. I think we've proven now that we will cling to this God-forsaken haunted abandoned town no matter what. Get over it and just be helpful with the site.

#nessie speaks #tumblr

[nessiesspeakeasy]

Sorry the last of the kinkobers are late, my kids got sick and the youngest sprouted 5 teeth at once, so they've been very needy. I should have them all out today.

#nessie speaks

[amischiefofmuses]

It's Munday! Here's some pics of me at Loch Ness from last week, finally got my hair cut but the wind did me no justice lmfao. Also been obsessed with playing around on picrew lately to relax so there's some picrew versions of me (ngl I would change the devil wings for magpie wings and horns for antlers but otherwise yeee). I've included links to these picrews under cut, as well as a shot of the jambalaya I got to help prepare and had. It's not massively authentic given I can't eat seafood, but we did follow the recipe for seafood-free jambalaya we'd found as closely as possible. Goodness it was tasty.

Fantasy picrew - RPG picrew - Worm Picrew

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We ended up using chicken and beef sausage, which is the dark 'bean-like' chunks. It was p tasty, definitely would try making it again myself one day with other ingredients (smoked sausage and chicken maybe???), even if I'm not much of a cook.

#ooc || the birb speaks #Monochrome Feathers || Mun #Had a predominantly good time away despite the bullshit lmfao #Also of course got a nessie pin to add to my jacket #food cw #scopophobia cw

[listenupcupcakes]

SOLDIER! HAVE

A duck, her name is Nessie :)

THIS IS A RACCOON SANCTUARY NOT A DUCK SANCUTARY!

Too similar to geese!

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OKAY SHE CAN STAY!

#Nessie looked at him and quacked and his entire viewpoint changed #my man is going to sit and quack at this duck for hours #Nessie: quack #solly: quack #for hours #which is totally not something mod does with their cats #no I would never #what noise do raccoons make? #solly makes raccoon noises at the raccoons all the time #he’ll give the human member of the team a rousing pep talk #and then give the raccoons a pep talk too #the raccoons are not allowed on the battlefield #solly speaks #solly answers #anon ask #anonymous #nessie

[sargetblu]

Are cat or dog person?

Hmm

THEY ARE BOTH GOOD BUT I PREFER CATS!

#okay my boy is small for two more asks #8/10 #i probably fudged the count up somehwre #anyways mod is a cat person #and raccoons are more cat than dog #Currently soldier owns two pets #a duck named Nessie #and a raccoon named Steve #so ya knoow #he went from having no pets to two in like three days #or however long #i dont remember when he got Steve #soldier answers #soldier speaks #anon ask

[lcpmon]

anyway tessie sweep

#gilly speaks #i gotta go for nessie or my scottish card gets revoked

[fcntasmas]

having a cat is like. what are you looking at? what are you following with your eyes? hey, what’s in your mouth? NO, drop that, don’t eat that. WHAT’S IN YOUR MOUTH? what’s all the fuss about in here? hang on, it’s too quiet. oh my god, it’s three in the morning, dude. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW RIGHT BACK. that is cardboard. stop chewing the cardboard. i bought you the toy that was inside that box, not the box. get out of the cabinet. how are you on top of the fridge? i’m not murdering you i’m just trimming your nails. stay still i just want to kiss you. awww purry baby what a sweet purry baby. OW WHAT THE FUCK. awww sweet bub i love you. that’s not a toy. NOT ON THE COUCH. stay away from the glass. why is my sock wet now? how did you bite through this. do you want to be electrocuted? how the fuck did you fit in there. stop knocking this over oh my god. DEMON CHILD you cost me $0!!!! sweet baby i love you so much i would literally die for you

#and they say cats aren’t NEEDY #it speaks #pen pen #nessie

[gl1tched-g0th]

Being a system is such a curse sometimes bc one of our littles LOVES MLP but every time Im close to front when she's watching it I get fucking Whiplash from hearing my girlfriend's voice from a blue pony with rainbow hair.

#ITS SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND WEIRD TO ME #LIKE WHY DO U SOUND LIKE MY GF BUT UR NOT HER 😭😭 #i shouldn't be this distressed abt it #but i literally Cannot unhear her in RD's voice #every time she speaks. #I hear Mira. #its so disturbing to mw 😭 #nessie's nonsense

[nessiefromspace]

Having a kid is really needing to go pee, but your kid wants to put two stickers on your arm to go with the first one. So you tell them to put it on real quick and then they gotta wait until you're done, so you watch them try to pull them off their fingers fast, but they're not dextrous enough and they rip one and you end up helping them and then you say "thank you" and shut the door and they go "goo' bye!" And you go "good-bye" and you FINALLY get to go to the bathroom.

#kids #children #nessie speaks

[50c14lly4nx10u5]

i think i've had more 100x than 10x at this point... i'm pretty sure i've only had 3 10x battles and i just had my 4th 100x (which i lost...)

#i think it's the opponent team's oysters #while team alien is off having tons of mirrored battles; nessie and big foot are off not doing mirrored battles and getting 10xs #so by the time team alien gets a non-mirrored battle; the other team has accumulated other oysters; causing a 100x battle #but that's just my guess idk #50c14l speaks

[badolmen]

This dumb comic has haunted me for the last 48 hours I had to get it out of my brain. Ft. @nessietessimal’s Kaen, the beloved beef himself.

#ra speaks #raart #the botanist #others ocs #kaen #also ft. the doctor from darkwood but he’s not important #don’t ask me how long this took okay I needed a break from coding Lotka-Volterra extinction models #and this spontaneously came to me in the shower earlier #sorry nessie you started being active on here a bit ago and it reactivated my darkwood fam brain #*slaps kaen’s titties* this bad boy can fit so much strength and love and goofiness and badassery in him

[bornetoblood]

4, 11, 26 :D

YIPPEE WAHOO!! :D:D:D

link to ask game

4: which cryptyd being do you believe in?

I need to believe in Nessie for my own mental health. I love her.

11: favorite extracurricular activity?

In primary school I did chess!! I still like chess but I do suck at it.

26: a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

I assume this means in my head when I'm trying to sleep and, I'm gonna be real, it's just men kissing.

#wahoo!!!!! asks!!!!!!! #thank you i love nessie i read a children's book about her when i was little and i love her sm #the rat speaks

[fcntasmas-archive]

happy new year! also fuck fireworks

#nessie was SO upset and scared last night 😭 #it speaks

[stephenstrange-md-phd]

" Uncle Stephen, how did you know that Tony was the person you wanted to be with for the rest of your life?"

Well Ness, we butt heads a few times and he had a sassy mouth, I thought well this is fun !

Finally someone who could keep up with me !

And as time went by I realised it's not that I can't live without Tony, it's the fact that I DON'T want to live without Tony, even for a second, I wanted him around all the time, everyday... And I guess that was just it! I knew, and yes maybe I was stubborn not to admit it in the first few months but I knew!

#stephen strange speaks #nessie barnes

[lochnessbypass]

my reboots shall live here, rather than in my main account, @mothmanavenue

💚

#moth speaks #or #i guess nessie speaks?

[the-eel-deal]

(( hi i havent played the splatfest at all bc im kinda burnt out in splatoon but congrats team nessie!!!! ))

#v//tuber mun fc change hello #speaking of that a lot of the v//tubers i watched were team nessie andKHSAJDHSA #ooc ;