#never gonna get over the way sam literally basically told death (THEE death) to shut up 😂😭

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My favorite things Sam did in the show

yells at his father repeatedly

flirts with demons (multiple)

threatens to shoot god before he knew it was god, then follows through years later after learning it was god

yells at babies because they're crying, and he feels his suffering is greater

kills his grandfather (mom's side)

unironically gives dietary advice when he's consumed demon blood in the past

has sex with the mother of the king of hell who had sex with his brother

plays in a genital herpes commercial

tries to be a good half-brother, finds out his half-brother is an asshole, then basically says "oh you'll fit right in"

stops having sex when it becomes abundantly clear that his dick is cursed

still gets seduced by rowena and eileen anyway (not his fault, who can blame him?)

is always the first to say "hey slow down, maybe this monster is an okay monster, maybe this monster can be friend?"

gets jealous when someone has access to better technology than him

teaches teenagers how to break the law and get away with it

is generally a happy drunk

boops dean's nose when he's high on drugs (prescribed) in a mental hospital

sam: "do you like to play with your food? roll over, lucky. speak." the skinwalker they've got tied up: "go to hell." sam: "already been. didn't agree with me."

gives literal death the hand ✋ (like he literally does, and he says "no one's asking you" to death, like lmaoooo what a legend)

lets his brother chase him around trying to hit him with a hammer just to lure him into an embrace with the angel he's had a weird relationship with for the last seven years or so

is in awe and stunned by the fact that eileen wants him bc she's so amazing (as he should bc he's right😌💅)

calls the king of hell useless

spends five minutes alone with cas and immediately works in unison with him to create an environment so chaotic that no one leaves them alone anymore

nods in agreement when he's told that he and his brother are terrible people

has a really cool imaginary friend

has a very, very hard head (literal)

#you got to admit #sam didnt choose the sass. the sass chose HIM #never gonna get over the way sam literally basically told death (THEE death) to shut up 😂😭 #sam getting drunk and giggling bc dean's short #his purple shirt 😌 #the way he was always so done with crowley so he basically just went 'im gonna have a thing with your mom' and then did??? #witch sam holds a special place in my heart too #honorable mentions: #'low sodium freaks' #dean talking about his hell deal: its like the light at the end of the tunnel sam: 😐 its hellfire dean #'okay sparky. and when we get done we can go to disneyland next!' #'wait unicorns arent real?' #'or are you strictly into dick now?' #'i believe in us' *punches dean in the face again* 'i believe in us!' #eileen: 😏 sam: 😳🧐😲😃 #'i—i wanted to see if the squeezy thing worked' #the ugly shirts and the legitimate mom haircuts #demons impersonating sam and dean: *are too nice* #'really dean? yOu cAn fEeL iT?' #sam: *basically has superpowers* also sam: *forgets he basically has superpowers* #'big sam is okay!' *continues to choke* #'there will be no new king of hell! anyone who wants to try has to go through me!' *no one tries* #just to name a few #sammeh #sobs says things #happy bday to the sam we created and love 😌