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sutorus · 6 months
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✰ HC: BEING IN A SITUATIONSHIP WITH THE JJK F*CKBOYS
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DESCRIPTION: my hcs on what it’d be like to be in a situationship/fwb situation with the jjk men hehe
FEATURED: gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, fushiguro toji
WARNINGS: 18+ MINORS DNI. fem + afab reader, this is fully self indulgent i'm just taking my own shiddy experiences and coping via hot anime men, suggestive content/smut, pretty standard manwhore behavior, slightly toxic, not wholesome, kinda crack tbh, some mentions of degradation as a kink, objectifying women, just like the real thing lol!
A/N: LONG BUT READ! this will Not have an ending where you get together at least not rn these are just my hcs all in good fun ur just having fun ok ur not heartbroken everything is okay. they are not good boys here they are normal regular boys
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GOJO SATORU
has way too many hoes. way too many
so much so that he gave up on remembering their names and just saves their numbers like “osaka w the hand kink”, “big tits shibari”, “slut from trig”, “hostess best bjs”
has someone’s boobs with his name written on them in sharpie as his wallpaper
says i love you when he cums inside and you never know if you should believe it
throws you off when he agrees to meet your friends only for him to flirt with them in front of you
takes you to the best clubs with bottle service, lets the girls sit on his lap and laughs when you get mad
pays for your ubers everywhere every time
into the weirdest shit like wearing your underwear laughing like a lunatic the whole time he’s fucking you then after he cums gets sulky and embarrassed
lays it on thick with the pet names, gives zero fucks if that confuses you even further
very public with you and it makes you wonder how many other girls put themselves through this humiliation just for the d
gets jealous about you being with other people and needs to prove himself by eating it from the back or something
fwb with gojo is just a huge mindfuck honestly he doesn’t take anything seriously and this is no different sorry! it’s fun tho!
GETO SUGURU
keeps it extremely platonic because he likes to tell himself he has a conscience
too busy for regular chit chat ignores your texts all day then hits you up when he wants to fuck
even more of a whore than gojo is which is why he makes sure not to lead anyone on he just does not need the trouble
answers all your personal questions about him with one word answers
he lets you choose the movie for netflix and chill at least! but will never remember it or the fact that it’s your favorite :(
cleans you up after sex and brings you water
has female hygiene products in his bathroom which is both a red and a green flag
lets you stay after sex and you just lay there on his bed watching him do stuff on his computer but he will not be talking to you
never calls you baby or anything when he’s fucking you just goes oh fuck yeah right there fuuuuck your pussy
genuinely respects you and has nice decent sex with you unless you tell him that you’re kinky
in which case he fucks you just how you want it and gets off on how turned on you are
not one of those guys who gets jealous of sex toys and holds the wand on your clit for you
likes to make you cum over and over and over again
fwb with geto makes your heart clench because he’s just such a gentleman but you got way too much competition to even think about it
NANAMI KENTO
a professional in every sense of the word
uses sex as stress relief
thinks he's too old for this shit but you make him feel alive so he fucks you like he can empty all of his frustrations into you
invites you to his apartment serves you expensive liquor and lets you initiate things most times unless he’s too pent up
can actually have very nice conversations with you
never has the “what are we talk” because he makes it clear he’s too busy for a relationship
lets you spend the night if it’s too late but solely for your safety/logistics
does your taxes for you but will not call you anything beyond an “acquaintance”
texts you happy holidays but does not know when your birthday is
gets tested consistently even though he’s not fucking anyone else and always uses a condom unless you beg him not to
eats you out because he thinks it’s relaxing and spends hours prepping you
the sexual tension is soooo thick when you two fuck all you can hear is grunts and growls and moans and wet slapping sounds and it’s so hot
has some random turn ons like gets bricked up when you’re wearing lipstick or stockings
fwb with nanami is very enjoyable and easy it’ll get complicated if you develop feelings because he does not want to date but who cares yolo am i right
FUSHIGURO TOJI
broke ass deadbeat dad why are you into him
absolutely nasty sex
you know if he had a girlfriend he’d respect her too much to do the things he does to you
dick game so bomb that you’re scared he’s gonna give you a child even when he’s wearing a condom
wants to fuck you every way he possibly can on every fuckable surface with zero regard for your physical integrity
eats his cum right out of you
ego is so big, grins so wide and fucks you so hard when you stroke his muscles
loves to eat pussy but only after he’s fucked you because he likes it tight and hot with minimal prep
doesn’t follow you on any social media but jerks off to your instagram pics
has like 3 different phone numbers and you don’t know why
has only let you come over once, didn’t let you shower after
no pet names but calls you a dirty whore and other degrading shit
loves it if you cry on his dick
doesn’t give a fuck about your safety sorry you’re on your own
has never told you his last name
one time you asked to see a picture of his son and he didn’t speak for 3 whole minutes
fwb with toji is the nastiest sex you’ve ever had truly it’s just sinful and everyone’s dark hidden fantasy half of it you couldn’t tell your closest friends because it’s just too much
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a/n sorry
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7ndipity · 11 months
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Dating Namjoon headcanons
Warnings: swearing, suggestive, teeny bit of angst
A/N: I realized that I hadn't written anything for Joon in a hot minute, so let's change that, shall we?
Masterlist
Requests are open
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Dating Namjoon feels like one of those early 2000s romance movies.
Utterly frustrating but soo worth it.
He talks a lot of hype in his songs, but I think when he first meets someone he's really into, he's a fucking mess.
Like it's Joon, but it's Joon, you know what I mean?
Red ears, stumbling over his words(and feet), getting flustered every other sentence.
Probably walked into a wall while distracted talking to you.
Don't get me wrong tho, once he gets the butterflies to chill and gets comfortable, the rizz is BACK and in full force.
Big on eye contact
Stares at you with absolute heart eyes(if you've seen that clip of him watching Hobi from Bon Voyage, you know what I'm talking about)
But can flip the switch in the blink of an eye, and be looking at you like he's gonna eat you alive(we love a duality king)
Simp Romantic. Will randomly bring you flowers just cause he was thinking about you(but he's always thinking about you, so why was today any different?)
Writes soo many songs/lyrics about you, but rarely tells you about them directly. He just asks if you wanna hear something he's been working on, and then sits back and watches your faves as you catch the hidden meanings and references. At the end, he's just sitting there, grinning, asking "You like it?"
(Like, yes, I like it you fucking dork!)
Always remember important dates like birthdays and anniversaries( first date, first kiss, everything)
Museum and bookstore dates are a given.
Buying/sharing books with you is probably one his favorite forms of intellectual intimacy, because, for him, each one is a glimpse into your mind.
If you mention one of your favorite titles and he hasn't read it, he's gonna find it asap.
Would try to get you to workout with him and be gym buddies.(I don't know if I like or hate that idea tho?)
Random texts at 1am asking if you're up and wanna hang out?(may or may not be outside your place already, cause he's over-eager and forgot to text earlier)
Endless, late night talks about everything from music to the meaning of life to what jelly bean flavor is superior(it's watermelon)
Also random trips together. Could be to the beach, could be to Sweden, who knows? You bring out his spontaneity and are one of the only people who can get him to take a vacation anyway.
He is a workaholic though, so you have to look out for him sometimes, make sure he eats, sleeps, touches grass, etc.
You probably bicker and butt heads a lot, but y'all make sure it never gets out of hand and try to find a solution.
(Lowkey possessive, but won't admit it)
Not a fan of pda, but he *clings*.
He tries to be subtle about it, but fails because it's like there's a gravitational pull between the two of you from the way he's constantly within arm's reach wherever you are.
Same goes for when you're alone. He's not technically cuddling you, but he always somehow ends up pressed to your side or back, or has a hand on you in some way.
Another member of the 'Protective Squad'. Like, if anyone so much as looks in your direction the wrong way, he's got the death glare locked on them.
Pretty classic when it comes to nicknames for you. Things like 'honey', 'baby', 'jagi'. Adds 'my' in front of any of them when he's in the mood to fluster you.
Which reminds me, he is the BIGGEST FUCKING TEASE ISTG.
He knows exactly what riles you up, and then just gives you these soft, sweet little kisses like you're not about to combust. Has the nerve to then smirk and call you needy(I wanna fight him)
Finds the most random things you do attractive. The way you read. The way you make your coffee. The weird little face you make when your flipping through Netflix.
Although he seems a bit cautious, I actually think a relationship with him might move pretty fast. Like, he's fighting back from asking you to move in with him after five or six months type of fast.
Lives for domesticity with you.
Quiet, sleepy mornings together. Messy hair and glasses over tired eyes, resting against your shoulder as he brings you coffee while you cook breakfast.
I know he said he's not sure abt kids anymore, but I do see him possibly getting a pet with you to 'round out the household'. Something quiet and low maintenance though, like a couple hermit crabs.(would probably name one after a favorite artist/author and then name the other smth random like 'blue')
Again, I don't know how to end these. Just love him, please.
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mkayyy then *grins*
Azzi x KK's sister part 3
That night after spotting Liyah and Azzi after their brunch, KK decides to go live. At that same time, Liyah comes inside the team's apartment to chill like she usually does
KK IMMEDIATELY puts the camera on her big sis and tells her to say hiiii
Liyah nods politely at the camera, but KK can tell she's in her tunnel vision mode, so she lets her be
About ten minutes later, the ppl in the live start asking, no BEGGING for Azzi (they in a drought fr)
So for once, KK listens and looks for Azzi. She goes to the living room first cus that's where Azzi was just now, but she's not there anymore
KK frowns and goes to Azzi's room instead. She knocks on the door, and her brows shoot up when she hears two people's voices coming from the door
Ofc the live saw that and asks what's going on, but KK genuinely can't tell them her damn self
So she just pauses the live rq and peeks inside
Liyah is on Azzi's lap talking to Azzi with her back facing the door, so poor KK gets a front-row seat to Azzi's palms all over her sister's hips and ass. Neither girl hears her come in
KK's never closed a door faster in her life. Azzi and Liyah DEFINITELY heard that tho
KK ends the live too for good measure. She needs to unpack wtf she just saw
Liyah asks what that was about, but Azzi says it's nothing (she's plotting how to bury a 5'9 guard, but Liyah doesn't need to know that)
Liyah squints and decides to drop the topic, deciding instead to play with Azzi's hair
They both get bored after a couple minutes, so Liyah volunteers to grab some popcorn from the kitchen so they can watch a movie together
Unfortunately, Q is on live in the kitchen, and she doesn't know that Liyah is in the team's apartment tonight. So of course she tells her live that Liyah is here, and for Liyah to say hi
Some ppl in Q's live were in KK's, so they ask Q to ask Liyah wtf happened that made KK end the live so fast
Q can visibly see the puzzle pieces click together in Liyah's brain off-camera. She sighs, hands Liyah a bag of popcorn that she just popped, and nods subtly
Liyah wishes Q was her sister in times like these as she makes a beeline to Azzi's room in embarrassment
Azzi pulls Liyah back into her lap to lie down this time as she scrolls through Netflix
Liyah bites her lip in thought and asks what she and Azzi...are.
Azzi pauses and says they can call each other romantic acquaintances since nothing is really official, but they both know it will be pretty soon
Liyah nods, but Azzi can tell she wants to ask more, so she pokes Liyah's cheek gently until she starts talking
Liyah huffs in slight annoyance from the poking and asks if Azzi would want them to stay a secret or not
Azzi genuinely pauses at that one, and says it's up to Liyah
Liyah chuckles and says that at the rate KK is going...they might as well soft launch before the week is over
Just then, Ice knocks on the door with a SHIT-EATING GRIN, saying that whatever KK saw in here must've been bad because she's been ranting to Aubrey and Paige for 15 minutes now
Ah, so that's what the yelling was about...
Azzi shoos Ice out and sighs at Liyah with a small smile
And...Liyah's asleep. Trust her to NEVER stay up past 11:30...
Azzi takes a quick pic of her and puts it into both her blackmail folder and her lovey-dovey one
How'd she get this lucky...the world may never know
was this all over the place? yes. but that's the vibe of the crackheads anyway LMFAO
-compsci girlie (I should prob do an oc description of Liyah or something huh? maybe...maybe not idk)
ugh azzi is the most precious human ever like god someone needs to write for her fr-
also this is so precious i love it you've got the girls personalities on lock
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remcycl333 · 2 years
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Void/LOA success by 💇‍♀️anon
This post is gonna be a bit lengthy , blunt and unbelievable 😭 also very sloppily written cause i’m havijh so much fun. i really have got out of my comfort zone and I’m so happy i did. No you do not have to follow every step I did! This is simply for motives and inspo.
So, yeah it's obvious i was one who struggled with void and loa blah blah blah for a LONG TIME! I was a hardcore druggie, physical and mentally abused all my life, had a very rare illness and so much more. But who gaf ab the old story. ☠️
So after a day of sending that cringe ass message to u i ended up prioritizing myself. It’s clear I was idolizing void and I’ve been doubting in LOA too like ??? So in the 3D i moved in with my one and only friend, got a job at a fastfood place (pls this is sorta embarrassing), and decided homeschool was much better for me. Also between that time I learned how to correctly manifest and shiz by you and @theandreiaeffect<3. And girlllll literally less than the next week I manifested perfect mental and physical health, my dream job, desired appearance, and 7,000,000$ with a 15,000,000$ home me and my bestie now live in. I was already so happy how it was. Yet after that crazy ass week passed by i woke up in the fucking void. I have no clue how but i did.
Now for what I manifested in void.
- ‘i heard a rumor’ power - a power of this girl from a netflix show. basically you say ‘i heard a rumor ____’ and it happens. its like a brainwash power? its simple to explain but idk. (If u watch that show my fav character is klaus whats urs?)
- Time travel(?) - so when i got in void it was prolly like september 11th 2022. i just said in the void ‘it is August 30th’ and when i woke up it was august 30th as you can tell so now I’m just relapsing my days but in a goodway.
- changed family - my bestie is like family and i changed her appearance to her desired appearance, more cousins, siblings, aunts etc. my dad being a famous nfl star.
- Revenge - basically just fucking with my abusers life the same way they fucked with mine. I have no regrets so🤷‍♀️
- Name and age revision - I always hated my full name so i changed it. I was 17 and just revised that i’m 21. yeah it was a big gap but idc it was worth it for me honestly. i also manifested i’m not gonna die till like 90 and age like wine so.
- a bf- oh let me tell u. i’ve always had a crush on ralph macchio. and now i have a boyfriend who is his twin but even more attractive. his personality and the way he showers me with love is mwah.
- Removing phobias - i’ve always been scared of animals🤦‍♀️ not anymore tho now i have 2 cute lil puppies and a parrot:)
- Vegan restaurants and shops opening up close to me - I’ve been vegan since the beginning of the year due to animal cruelty and just not enjoying meat.
- Immune from getting preggo til 25 - its self explanatory what i be doing but i’m not ready for a baby yet so🤫
- Being protected and safe 24/7 - anyone around me also is aswell its like a invisible barrier to danger
Now those are just a handful of what I manifested. I literally manifested sooooo many other priv things. Just get ur shit together. I have nothing else to tell u. Honestly idk how LOA coaches don’t get fed up with y’all constantly crying ab how u dont got ur shit when u are the reason why. U have a cheatcode to life. Not many people are spiritually awoken. Do you know how fortunate you are to have discover LOA???? Keep this in mind and maybe ya know manifest ur dream life. To Rem, I thought I’d be on tumblr way longer as your anon, but I’d rather go live my life to the fullest for a while. I hope my story leaves an imprint on the LOA community. Andreia, you have also really inspired me. I’m so fucking happy I made a whole 180 with my life. Rem and Andreia, i will NEVER forget what you have done for me. Thank you so much really. I love u guys so much🥲🥲
yesss im so proud of u!!! when u said u traveled back in time from september i got the chills! and baby go live your life and enjoy it, you deserve it!!! come back whenever u want and update us <3
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syrma-sensei · 2 years
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Are requests open?? If so can I ask the moon boys x reader, when the reader is eating but their hair is not tied-up and it keep getting in their food. And the moon boys help them tie it up.
I was think of Steven do braid on the reader hair
Yes, requests are open currently, darling.
Oooooow, this is super cute, silly, and FLUFFY 😭 Yes, of course, I'mma do it for sure!
pairing: Moon Boys x fem!reader.
rating: fluff, fluff, flufffffffffff.
warning: none.
I'd like to thank my bestie, @wysteria-clad, for always being here for me ❤️😭
Steven:
You two are having lunch together. Steven has returned from work to find you already preparing the meal for both of you. You're an excellent cook, and he loves your cooking so much. And since you got together, your cooking became more creative as Steven is vegan and you want to make him happy by your small efforts.
“And Donna was rinsed when I—” Steven frowns his brows a little when he catches you struggling a bit. “You alright, love?”
You sucked your teeth, “It's nothing, baby, it's just my stupid hair won't quit sticking to my mouth,”
“Hey, don't call it stupid, I love your hair,” Steven's voice is so soft, the smile on his face is so gentle, and the look in his eyes is so childish, pure. You swoon.
“Okay, then it's not stupid.” You chuckle.
Steven's smile goes wider before he gets up and washes his hands, “Wait, Steven, you didn't finish your—”
“Be right back, dove,” He kisses the crown of your head and loiters down to the bedside table, he grabs something from the drawers and heads back to you.
You gaze at him with furrowed eyes as he stands behind your chair. “Steven?”
“Since your lovely hair is giving you a trouble, gonna braid it for you, yeah?”
You blink, “Oh,”
Steven grins and split your hair into three locks, his deft hands never pulling on your scalp. You know he's doing a good job.
“Never knew you could do that, babe.” You say when he's finished, “Where did you learn that?”
“Heh,” He blushes a bit as he sits at the dinning table again, scratching the back of his head nervously, “School girls.”
You raise an eyebrow.
“Shit, that sounds creepy,” His eyes flit away from you down to the table, “Y'know we have a lot of students visiting the museum, like a lot, yeah?”
You nod, taking sick pleasure of his cute and desperate attempt to correct himself.
“Some of them are young, little ladies, their braids would go loose during their trips, and they'd cry, and you know I can't stand watching a little child crying without me doing anything. So, I'd offer them doing their hair. Some of them are frequent visitors and now call me Uncle Stevie.”
You snore at the last bit a tad.
“What?” Steven gawks dumbly at you.
“Nothing,” You smile, pushing your chair backwards while holding your dish up to put it in the sink.
Steven eyes you gingerly as you stroll down to him, “But expect to do my hair every morning before work,” You kiss his cheek softly before whispering in his ear, making him shiver, “Uncle Stevie,”
Marc:
Marc and you are having a Netflix and chill night. Popcorn, coke, ice cream, and unhealthy snacks are on the coffee table despite Marc's protest against your choice of junk food. You chuckle at his cute sulking. You're wearing one of his hoodies that reaches to your mid-thighs, no bra, with just a pair of thin panties underneath, and your hair sets loose on your shoulders and back. On the other hand, Marc is only wearing a pair of dark boxers, his silver Magen David —that he never takes off— is resting around his neck.
It's all about being comfy, nuzzly, and touchy with Marc. Fuzziness may be out of place with him, but you know better.
Once settled on the couch, with the bowl of popcorn on his lap, and you cuddled up into his chest with a fluffy blanket around the both of you, Marc chooses for tonight. It's his turn... finally. After you took over his turn for five times in a raw, you had mercy on him and let him choose something other than rom-com for tonight. Not that he complains tho, but he's now memorised You've Got Mail, Notting Hill, and many more, scene by scene, because of you. Somehow that freaks him out.
Marc sets on John Wick series, and you're okay with that. You love both Keanu, and this franchise although you're not ready to watch the dog's death scene again.
First half hour passes by, and you almost finish the popcorn bowl. Your untied hair begins to annoy you every time you want to eat something, your hands are dirty, and can't slide your bangs behind your ears properly with the back of your hands. Marc notices your shuffling and pauses the movie.
“What's wrong babe?” He asks you while holding you near his chest.
“Oh, it's nothing, babyboy, just my hair can't stop getting in my mouth,”
Marc looks at you for a moment before slipping off the blanket and off the couch.
“Just a sec,”
You watch your boyfriend going to the bathroom to wash his hands. He comes back with tiny hair clips in his hands.
You smile sweetly at him as he sits back next to you, “Hold still, (Y/N),”
He squints his eyes a bit, his rough hands are ever so tender as he tries to glide the clips on your temples. You grin mischievously and moan in fake pain. “Ouch,”
Marc stills on the spot, his hands freeze, “God, did I hurt you, babe?” You can trace the worry within his voice.
You bite your lower lip in an attempt to refrain from giggling, but it escapes nonetheless.
“You little...” Marc groans at first, then he chuckles at your childish attitude. He grabs your face and smooches your cheeks with kisses.
“Ow, Markie who thought you'd be such a softie,” Jake says in his head.
“Aren't they cute, tho,” Steven remarks, sighing in delight.
“Think she made him watch too many movies.” Jake answers, shaking his head while grinning, “The idiot's completely smitten.”
Jake:
After sulking about the matter, Jake decided to accompany you to the festival that you nagged him about non-stop. It's more like a street bazaar held by people for cultural exchange. You were enthralled by the event when it was first announced, and you insisted on your boyfriend to go with you.
“You can consider it a date or something,” You said, trying to convince him to escort you, and luckily he said yes.
You've always been interested in different cultures and customs, and this is a perfect opportunity to experience something new.
With your hand linked to your boyfriend's elbow, you two wander around the food booths and clothings stalls. Jake listens to your excited ramblings about the information you pleasurably searched for before coming here.
Jake's smile doesn't leave his face as he watches you gasp and gape in delight as you move from booth to booth, shrieking and exclaiming in astonishment, as you practically drag him behind you.
His smile turns into a mischievous one tho, when you bump into a lingerie booth, that sells strange-looking night gowns. He wriggles his eyes at you when you two pass by, making you burst out laughing.
A bag after bag dangles from Jake's gloved hands, as you buy more stuff and presents. Jake's wallet was screaming empty, but he doesn't care as long as it makes you happy and satisfied. You do buy a piece of lingerie for him too, the one his eyes lingered on, you knew he was imagining you in that piece of clothes and you intend to quench his fantasy.
Your stomachs growls, and you drag him to the food stalls at last. You two settle on Syrian shawarma.
You two sit on a wooden bench, surrounded by your shopping bags, savouring your Middle Eastern meal. Jake picks up on your struggle with your hair as you eat.
“Be right back, hermosa,”
Jake leaves you for few minutes and returns with an adorable headband in his hand he just bought from one of the many many stalls.
You smile adoringly at him as he puts the end on your temples right in front of your ears. He slides the headbands slowly and sets the bow on the crown of your head.
Jake gives you a look then snores.
“What?!” You say.
Jake continues to laugh, “You look funny, señorita,”
Rolling your eyes, you slide your phone from your pocket and look at yourself in the front camera. You giggle at your hair as it looks like you've been electrified by a city current.
“I look cute tho,” You say, grinning childishly at your boyfriend.
Jake kisses your forehead and whispers, “You certainly do, sweetheart,”
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sl0wdiver · 2 years
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footballers as flatmates/roommates headcanon
(imagining them as people with normal jobs + lives btw)
aaron ramsdale - domestic goddess, aggressive style. almost too happy to be cleaning. sets out a fucking cleaning rota for gods sake. drives everyone a bit nuts but whenever you have friends over they always say how nice your house is. has literally the loudest phone calls ever.
kieran tierney - quite content to watch netflix all evening every day of the week. always drinking vodka cokes at pres/party nights. folds his clothes as soon as they’re dry cause he knows his mum would give him a bollocking otherwise. attempts to cook - it sometimes works out. if in doubt, chicken nuggets at least 3 days a week.
michail antonio - house daddy. that man has that kitchen on lockdown. he goes in and comes out with the most insanely good food every single damn time. a complete hoot on nights out. rips the living piss out of everyone but life without him just wouldn’t be right.
ruben dias - quite possibly the most sensible flatmate to live with. amazingly consistent sleep schedule. always asks the group chat ahead of time if he can bring a date over. he is gymming/toning/working out about 23 hours a day mind you. at least he plays his workout music through his headphones.
jarrod bowen - the most reliable housemate ever. bills always paid on time. always down for a late night trip to big tesco. will play playstation with you until 4am. one word answers to anything in the house groupchat - “haha”, “lol”, “yeah”. but, will have the best dmcs with you in the garden when there’s a party.
mason mount - loves it when something breaks cause it means he gets to fix something. cooking skills are hardly world class michelin star restaurant level but he pulls out something every so often that surprises you. always planning what the flat is doing friday and saturday night. 
declan rice - believes the antibac wipe can do anything. tells you about all the great discounts he found at wilko today when you get off work. gets waaaay too into the film on flat movie night and cries. hogs the telly whenever there's a golf tournament on. always tries to get a dancefloor going whenever there’s a house party.
martin ødegaard - friendliest face in the house. his room is a marvel of scandi couture. he pretends it's minimalism but it's just ikea's posh range (and that's no bad thing). everyone thinks he's chill cause he likes reading and coffee paraphernalia but he hides a dark secret of playing THE WORST music at houseparties. hugging a cushion/blanket/djungleskog/himself throughout flat movie night.
tammy abraham - interior decor off the scales. the flat is literally glowing with his presence. the throws in the lounge are gorgeous. will defo have the loudest conversation with your flatmates right when you’re just tryna sleep but it’s all worth it. gets the tunes on as soon as he knows everyone is up.
harry kane - definitely in charge of all the bills. whenever he’s on the phone it’s usually because he’s chasing up some utilities company. this man is a provider. he cooks for everyone. wants everyone to be home for tea at the same time so “we can chat and catch up”. 
ben chilwell - has the nicest candle collection of anyone in the flat. loves a good houseplant. his dog is the glue that holds the flat together. interior decor choices are questionable but it’s passable. takes his meetings in literally every room whenever he’s working from home.
jadon sancho - panics over any house maintenance or any time he has to set the heating. “nah i can’t get it to work i’ve got no idea” he says to the thermostat. his vibe is always super chill tho, always has his door open and is never in the shower for too long. 
kai havertz - if he hasn't already got a house pet, he's strategising how to get one. rarely seen without a hoodie on. definitely rocking the flat's best comfy clothes collection. keeps to himself mainly but at least he doesn't cause any flat drama.
kostas tsimikas - i'm literally not even sure the boy knows how to clean. sleeps in til 2pm and never tells you his plans. will be out of the house for 36 hours and never answers his phone. the greek food he cooks tho? to die for. always ensures there is yoghurt in the fridge.
jack grealish - an unhinged experience. 35 minutes of hair drying everytime he has a shower, which in turn are the longest showers you’ve ever seen someone have. will cook the most astonishingly messy meal and ruin all the pans. secretly quite organised and always gets to work on time.
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empire-antz-stalker · 2 years
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Gorillaz members apologizing to their s/o - headcanon
I FINALLY GOT INSPO TO WRITE SOMETHING AGAIN YAY (i have a raging headache this is a cry for help)
Murdoc:
this man will be petty ASF
"i just don't see where you think i did wrong, luv!"
often feels better off not talking, rather than apologizing
eventually comes around though
but NOT before trying to gaslight you into believing he didn't do whatever he did
or that you're the one to blame,,
"fine. i'm sorry that you think what i did was wrong. that good enough for ya', darlin'?"
says it while grinning like an idiot, ofc.
even when this mf knows that he should be apologizing, he'd never miss the chance to annoy you in the process
knows how to push your buttons;
also will try to include a sexual joke or some shit to lighten the mood (it never does)
you always forgive him in the end, because still, what's not to love about an old green man with temperament issues??!??!?!?!
go figure
Noodle
tbh it depends on what she'd be sorry for
if it's something like breaking something of yours, she'd not only ask forgiveness, but also help repair it
on the other hand, if it's something that she finds small or insignificant, she refuses to apologize
usually does this in the heat of the argument
"i love you, darling, but i won't be the first to say sorry."
just puts it behind her and leaves it to be
she may feel guilty sometimes, and try to make it up to you somehow
especially if you're really sad about what happened,,
perhaps by making dinner for the two of you, or inviting you for a romantic netflix + chill night together
somehow, you manage to get the apology out of her, eventually
"ugh. i guess i can't help but fall for your charm. i'm sorry, my flower."
tries to sound like she hates it, rolling her eyes;
doesn't help that she's smiling through every word tho
Russel
not many arguments going on between the two of you,,
usually, the two of you just work it out right then and there
otherwise, he only refuses to say sorry up to a certain point, then gets tired of it and apologizes anyway
"okay, whatever. i'm sorry, cupcake."
adds in an extra hug, too; for good measure
litterally the cutest guy ever
2D
says sorry so often that apologizing isn't even a problem
no but like literally everything
mf bumps into a chair and says sorry
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Jean says he's inviting some friends over for a party tonight and Mikasa says she doesn't care, planning on just chilling in his bedroom, wearing PJ's and watching Netflix. Then he tells her Eren is coming and all of a sudden she's got full makeup on, hair done up, wearing fishnets, a tiny mini-skirt that teases so much and her crop top that shows off the most cleavage.
Asking Jean about her outfit and how her tits look in such a tight top, which confuses Jean since the way she's asking feels like it's not him she's trying to impress, and she only wants his opinion so that she can look her best for another man.
SHE'S SO OBVIOUS!! She keeps offering Eren refreshments and no one else, lmfao, sits right next toEren during the movie, all cuddly and when jean tries to tell her to sit with him she's all pouty and snuggles in closer like babe i never see Eren tho ���😞
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hi caroline may i ask you some beyond evil fic recs? i read yours and now I'd like to know some of your favorites, only if you'd be comfortable with it tho of course! 🎀
of course, anon! almost all of my bookmarked fics count as recs, so if you're ever looking for some more than the ones i've listed, feel free to peruse through them as well! but here are some that i find myself going back to a lot:
general/teen rating:
the topography of your touch by pepperfield: "After returning to Manyang, Ju-won navigates the ways bodies can interact. Dong-sik adjusts accordingly."
a really lovely character study into dong sik and his relationships. there are some absolutely poetic lines in this story, and perhaps one of the loveliest first kiss scenes that i've read. (i was kicking my feet and giggling through this one, and this story is also just so . . . quiet? in a really lovely way.)
the way home by whir: "Juwon breaks himself apart and puts himself back together, then he returns to Manyang thinking he’s found his way home. In part, it’s true. He’s just wrong about one thing—home doesn’t have to be a place. Sometimes, it can exist in a person. And it’s unfortunate, because Dongsik starts feeling a lot like home."
one of the first beyond evil fics i read, so this one has a special place in my heart! 16k words of a character study on han joo won working through his feelings about dong sik and also, really, what it means to actually have a home. also some stuff about joo won reflecting on his mom too, which is something that really touched my heart. past relationships affecting your perception of your present, etc, etc.
and i watch you breathe, as i stood breathing by @electricalkittens / satiricalsmiles on ao3:  “Han Juwon, you…” Dongsik’s voice is growing smaller, and it is wavering, trembling in the hollowness of his throat. “Why do you keep getting hurt lately?”
okay, so i actually love all of her works, so i do seriously recommend just going through all of her stories, just because the writing is very poetic and makes me see shrimp colors. but i really do adore this one, just because something about feeling like you need to punish yourself, something about not having the best coping mechanisms in the world, something something about i think about that one scene towards the end where i thought oh, god, that’s what it looks like to love someone desperately and mm. i can go on about this fic for a while, but i feel like it’s one of those beyond evil starter pack fics because it really gets at what their future might look like. 
to the stars by merryofsoul:  Juwon has never gotten along with Dongsik. Not since the first day he stepped foot on the Gaenari almost a year ago.An away mission changes that.
god bless this writer because STAR TREK JWDS AU . . . STAR TREK JWDS AU . . . admittedly a little niche, but i don’t think you need to be incredibly well-versed in star trek in order to appreciate this absolute delight of a fic. but you see, i was a star trek girlie at some point in my life, so i was so delighted to read this story . . . because listen. it’s got the classic enemies to lovers element, but also lots of away mission shenanigans in “i am going to pretend that we are lovers for the sake of covering our asses” trope and also the “i can’t stand your ass but also if anything happens to you i would be outrageously upset” beat and i literally had assignments to work on but as soon as i saw this fic i could not resist reading and giggling over it, what a fun ride.
netflix and chill by starlight bloom:   Dong Sik invites Joo Won to Netflix and chill. Turns out they have very different definitions of the expression.
if you’re in the mood for something really just. hilarious and cute. i highly recommend this one, because i could not stop giggling when i read this the first time. a very lighthearted read, and also, there’s something very hilarious about joo won panicking inside because “oh god i am screwed” and dong sik being like “???? !!!! ?!?!?!!??!”. i think we, as a fandom, need to realize that dong sik and joo won also just. very funny when they’re around each other. this fic delivers on that count!
mature/explicit: 
cosmonauts by @b1uetrees / bluetrees on ao3: “ To promise a future is impossible. To choose it is to live.”
i also recommend going through all of this writer’s works, because they’re all so . . . good and tender and gentle and they make my heart sing. i have a special place in my heart for this fic in particular though, just because i think when i first read it, it was like. 4 am. and i was getting ready for the day and this fic had me in such a chokehold that i literally couldn’t do anything for the next 3 hours and then i remember scrambling because shit, i have to go to class--
what isn’t the grave by isozyme: “Juwon moves in unannounced.”
this is one of those fics that i kinda had to force myself to read super slowly, just because i wanted to digest every single sentence and turn it around in my head for a little bit. also, perhaps one of my favorites just because this fic really looks at dong sik and goes “oh yeah, this guy absolutely isn’t going to heal immediately”, and i sort of adore it for that exact reason. dong sik still feels very much so wobbly around the edges in this fic, and that’s like. what i adore. also, there’s one specific image in this fic that has been haunting me ever since. 
no son of mine by ripeteeth:  "What do you want from me?" Juwon asked, and no one has ever said just you. “
do mind the tags on this one!
but god. god i remember when i read this fic for the first time, it unlocked some kind of emotion that i didn’t even realize was sitting there lololol--but anyways! perhaps one of the most . . . most character study on han joo won. a lot of quiet stuff about joo won and his relationship with his dad specifically, so you know it’s going to really hit where it hurts. and, of course, a lot of joo won in post-canon not knowing how to navigate his relationship with dong sik (ah, yes. the quiet fear and wariness that comes with examining love but if the version of love you grew up with comes with conditions and etc, then what the hell do you do when legitimate love decides to eat at your table?)  
to the sun and all the cities in between by 64907: “ Han Joowon and all his firsts after, shared with Lee Dongsik and fondly remembered. “
this fic just . . . . .. i felt like it really re-awakened some of my love for joo won and dong sik, just because it had been a hot second since i read a fic that really examined dong sik and joo won’s relationship as it’s trying to like . . . wiggle through what it might look like post-canon. also, this fic really utilizes how joo won has absolutely or most likely never been in a romantic relationship ever, and there’s something so endearing about that? just like, the slow development of a relationship and joo won and dong sik trying to figure out the odds and ends with that because this is still ultimately new to both of them, and this fic just makes me so happy for them. you’ve got time and etc. :’)
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Thoughts On 2023 Favorites
TV Shows 1. Good Omens season 2: Oops, I'm obsessed again. You can make the argument that a second (and PHEW eventual third) season was unnecessary, but I disagree. It was nice to get a season that wasn't so breakneck in it's pacing. Everything slowed down a bit and focused in on Aziraphale and Crowley's shenanigans. Which, let's be honest, is what the audience wants. That being said, I liked everything else about it too. A cute/silly plot, fun new characters, and a devastatingly sad finale that left me distraught. I could not have asked for more really. (Except more kissing. Please tell me there will be more kissing.) 2. Lockwood and Co: A spooky premise that probably took a lot of effort to appear even semi-believable [as a tv show]. Yet, it was pulled off with flying colors. It was also perfectly atmospheric and charming, so of course netflix canceled it. I plan on reading the books.
Animation (TV & Films) 1. Murder Drones: 2023 was a good year for indie animation overall, and out of all of them Murder Drones was the show to win my entire heart. Perfect setup for horror and YA spoofing, but also well written enough that I enjoyed the character focus and progression as well. I'm psyched for the final two episodes set to release in the spring. 2. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse: If any movie of recent memory deserved a decent sequel it was this one, so I'm very happy it turned out as great as it did. One of the few comic-book films I bothered with in 2023. 3. Hilda season 3: Easily one of my all-time favorites from Netflix, so I'm beyond happy it has a great ending now. Gorgeous animation, a lovable main and support cast, and perfect chill vibes. Deserves a bluray release. 4. Elemental: Listen. Pixar's still got it this was so cute. You're forgiven for The Good Dinosaur Peter Sohn. 5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem: So much fun tho. Love the current creative trend in cg films happening thanks to Into the Spider-verse. Also, the No Diggity scene was incredible. The movie has an A+ soundtrack. Anime (TV & Films) 1. Trigun Stampede: So relieved this turned out to be great, considering the original is a favorite of mine. Not a easy feat in the age awful, cash-grab reboots. 2. The Boy And The Heron: Honestly? My favorite Miyazaki film since Howl's Moving Castle. Genuinely moving and left me misty-eyed. 3. Demon Slayer: Swordsmith Village Arc: This show is so pretty. Still surprised how well the series portrays it’s simple, compelling cast. Like it’s an effortless sort of thing (it’s not). 4. Suzume: Makoto Shinkai's last three movies just make me happy okay. Happy and hopeful. The best comfort movies ever. Video Games I have a steam deck now so you'd think I played a bunch of video games last year but, no. I didn't get heavily into much last year. Played some Hades though? Live Films || Note: I watched so many great classic horror movies this year that I had never given a proper watch. I would like to continue that this year!! 1. Talk to Me: Please make more horror movies Danny and Michael Philippou. This one was wild. 2. Dark City: The fact that The Matrix got four movies and this didn't get any sequels is a fucking tragedy. 3. Coherence: Love me a simple, creepy sci-fi movie with an interesting premise. Apparently, quite a lot of the film is improvised as well? That blew my mind. 4. Greener Grass: More films that just feel like one big Adult Swim skit please. This style of script is hysterical to me. 5. Caveat: This goes on my fave list simply for scaring the shit out of me lmao. Movies walk a fine line, when the intention is to make you uncomfortable for long periods of time. They risk being irritating instead of entertaining. Caveat had me shrieking at my tv (in a delighted sort of way).
Honorable Mentions 1. Lore Olympus 2. Nier Automata anime 3. Asteroid City + Wes Anderson's new short films 4. OPLA
Things I'm Looking Forward to in 2024 1. Dune 2 2. Second season of Severance hopefully! 3. Madoka Magica Movie 4: Walpurgisnacht: Rising?? Is it finally happening or what? 4. New Magnus Archives
Some Creative & General Goals for 2024 I feel like I was drawing a lot more in 2023! Still nothing worth posting online, but I'm making some progress I think (slowly but surely). Goals: make more art for my siblings when they request it, finish some digital art that I started, and finish the diorama piece I planned out. On the general goals I'd like to travel more! Particularly, I'd like to visit some national parks.
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kabbal · 2 years
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Oh Kabbal, do you have some quarantine!jaydick headcanons?
Oh anon, maybe i do (not for the cowona viwus tho, i choose to believe gotham was spared)
Getting sprayed with unknown and potentially deadly products, powders, seeds or slime is to be expected when one chooses to roam the streets in kevlar and spandex. So when Jason finds Dick covered in yellow glitter-like substance on top of a dumpster, he treats it like a regular tuesday and gets him home
(that will come bite him in the ass later)
"I can walk." "No you can't, or I wouldn't have found you headfirst into the trash." "Well, maybe I was just chilling." "In a week worth of garbage ?" "I'll show you garbage."
Maybe they take a little longer to make it home because Dick has decided he wants to kiss him until they both smell like trashcans.
They get to the Batcave to run some tests and Tim discovers the glitter thing is actually a sickness inducing agent. Dick has to quarantine for 24 hours as to not infect anyone and did he have close contact with someone in the last 10 minutes ?
Jason is starting to regret things.
"But how did you get infected, Jason ? You're fully covered and you have a helmet ?" "... you don't wanna know." "why did you take your helmet off Jason." "none of your business" "you were making out, weren't you." "... fuck off."
They get cosy in one of the Manor suite and Alfred gets them food through a dumbwaiter. The first hour is nice. Jason has his books, Dick is stretching on a yoga mat, everything is good.
Hour two : Jason is cleaning his guns. Dick is cartwheeling through the room.
Hour three : Jason is watching a dumb documentary on Netflix. Dick has decided to play footsie.
Jason is pretty confident that kissing Dick is the thing that got him in this situation in the first place, but, well, not to quote old Winston, but when in Hell, keep going.
They get interrupted by the food coming up. They keep going anyway. The food goes cold. They agree to never tell Alfred.
(Alfred knows anyway, and sends them a salad as their next meal)
Hour four : They get back to the dumb netflix documentary. Jason criticizes everything the host says. Dick is starting to feel a bit queasy.
Hours five to ten : Dick is absolutely convinced he is dying but is trying to not act like it. Jason sees through his bullshit and texts Alfred to send some soup.
("but Alfred never texts" "not with you, maybe.")
Hour eleven : Jason is sprawled on the carpet, because it's his time to be sick. Dick weakly pats his head, not even moving from the sofa, and tells him he is being very brave. Alfred sends more soup.
Hour thirteen : "I'm going to die. Again" "Don't say that, Jay." "I'm going to die because of you, you gave me the kiss of death." "I'm pretty sure that's more of an Ivy thing." "Now i'm imagining you wearing nothing but a fig leaf." "you know what, if it makes you feel better, I'll allow it." "Oh yeah it does make me feel better..."
Hour sixteen : they've been napping. Jason has moved from the floor to the sofa. Dick is snoring.
Hour twenty : Jason is awake. Dick is not. Jason is watching the end of the dumb netflix documentary on his phone with headphones on. He has to put it down every five minutes because his head hurts.
Hour twenty and a half : the whole "putting the phone down and back up" routine has woken Dick up. He has stolen the offending device. Jason is trying to get it back. They're both still sick so it's like watching two sleepy puppies fight. In the end, Dick puts the phone in the dumbwaiter and says Jason can get it back if he texts Alfred.
(he does not get it back)
Hour twenty-three : symptoms have lessened. they're playing Uno. Somehow, Dick always wins. Jason says he's better at poker. Dick accepts to play it if it is a strip poker. They play it. Dick wins anyway.
Hour twenty-four : Tim opens the door to let them out. He finds them making out again, closes immediately the door and decides he has done his duty, they will leave when they want.
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CALL ME BATSHIT INSANE BUT HERE IN MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND WITH THIS ASK MEME (this def ain't a normal person thing y'all what would this illness be called)
❣️ - What are their love languages?
Ren's love languages are quality time and physical touch.
🌙 - What’s their sleep schedule like?
VERY messy
One night, he sleeps like a princess. The next, he stays up all night in a Google rabbithole.
🎁 - How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general?
Makes a list of what he wants but doesn't expect all of everything that was there.
🧑‍🦰 - Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself?
Never dyed his hair, but he does trim his hair on his own when it gets longer than he likes (over the biceps).
🍷- How do they feel about alcohol?
Can handle fizzy drinks and overall would like the taste of alcohol, but he's very cautious with it and won't drink until he's twenty-one!
🗣️ - How do they handle public speaking?
when it's not performing his music, he's sorta awkward but he can definitely be quite funny while nervous.
🎮 - What’s their favorite game?
TLoZ is his second coming of Christ
💓 - What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection?
He's TOO obvious about it honestly. he out here like "yeah the new TLoZ game is awesome and i'd honestly smash you but Link's design is so cool-"
🤡 - What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about?
That he likes all the shit movies and shows Netflix puts out.
🌱 - Do they have a green thumb or are they a plant killer?
He actually has a green thumb! He didn't know it until recently, but he got a lot of plants after finding out!
📱 - What social media do they use the most?
Probably Pinterest or Tiktok?
Doesn't like the energy on Tiktok, but can deal.
👪 - What’s their relationship with their parents like?
Good! They're chill.
🐒 - What’s their favorite animal?
Dogs! DOGS DOGS DOGS! LOVES DOGS!
🧳 - What countries have they been to?
Has been out to Britain before cuz some family's there, but that's it!
🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand?
How people can be so mean and judgy to others while the judgers are the most boring people EVER
🎨 - What’s their favorite color?
Sage green
☂️ - How do they feel about rain?
Loves it! Sings in the rain and dances, with me telling him to come back inside.
🎶 - What’s a song they really like?
Hm... He's a very music guy, but recently I introduced him to Reality Club and he loves it!
🖌️ - Do they have any hobbies?
Music. He loves music! He plays bass, but can also play drums (he just prefers bass). He can sing too. Very Thom Yorke sounding.
💤 - What do they absolutely need to have to fall asleep?
Pillows to snuggle! If not, I'll need to be right there.
🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride?
LOVES amusement parks. Enjoys rollarcoasters with big drops, but just can't do loops.
🗺️ - What languages do they speak?
Fluently, only English. Knows a little Spanish, but not much.
🍳 - How well can they cook?
Learning. His most advanced dish is probably steak.
🍪 - How well can they bake?
Bakes by the steps since he can't do it on his own, but it actually is very good! Makes a MEAN red velvet cake!
💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)?
He says he likes how understanding I can be and inteligent (more so philosophically rather than academically).
👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress?
Eh... Not his kinda deal! He doesn't like the feeling of it hitting his legs.
💝 - What gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side?
If you match his energy and shares very important view points with him, he can fw you forever!
☕ - Coffee or tea?
Hm... Energy drink
💀 - How do they feel about horror movies?
Loves them! Doesn't really like gore, tho. He's more of a psychological guy, even tho he always claims himself to be stupid.
🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them?
Yes, he does. Has a bunch of pillows he sleeps with, and his stuffed animals sit on the nightstand.
💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them?
He tries to impress me VERY often, ex. playing a ridiculous guitar riff (I do end up very impressed). I do too try impressing him (cuz I yearn for attention), and he always delivers in return. He's great at compliments, and really knows how to make someone feel special.
🍽️ - What’s their favorite food?
Spaghetti with red sauce and meatballs!
🧑‍🍼 - How do they feel about kids?
Handles them very well and would like to have one or maybe a few more than that someday.
🐾 - Do they have any pets?
A cat named Minto, a dog named Kurt, and a turtle named Zoro.
💬 - What are some filler/buffer words they use? (Like, um, etc.)
When moving down to California, he got accustomed to using "like" a lot.
🏳️‍🌈 - What do they identify as? What are their pronouns?
Bisexual, leaning towards women. He/Him pronouns.
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 - Do they have any siblings?
Mhm! His older sister Hannah is three years older than him, and his little brother Thomas is five years younger!
🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them?
Uses very corny, dumb names. Ex. "Sweetie Pie", "Lemon Cake", "Sweet Tart". I try and mockingly replicate them with "Shit Stain" and stuff like that.
🌳 - What’s their extended family like?
They're mostly all in New York, but there's some in England! He's a quarter British, a quarter Persian, another quarter Mexican, and a final quarter Native American. He has a very diverse family.
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i used the puppet strings for nahida in genshin we are playing god on the youtube i played my lucy dvds do you poop out at parties? i watched the johnny depp and amber herd trial on youtube sounds like theres no pirates 5 pirates ate my zombie ship! my aunt wont hire me for any non profit event galas because im never on time her wife looks like judge judy lol the pages of the poetry book were ripped and thrown all across the floor YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE IM COMING FROM I WOULD LEAVE ME TOO, IF I COULD The butterflies feel like warning signs, thats why she disapeared. these four pink bedroom walls paint a scene of a perfect crime i pawned all my records (like prince at electric fetus and loring park) and my ps4 and my lenovo computer (sailor moon stickers) at maxx it pawn a guy threatend to blow my brains out hey man im just trying get money to survive the times its good to be a king (YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT FEELS wallflower smells good) this buds for you, buddy ol'pal its laced with fentanyl (ur unfuckenbelieveable) i hope your ok (trophy fathers trophy son) do you get deja blue? thats life tho. whatcha gonna do? where ya gonna go? your unleaveable. you will never walk alone and my family for you king for a day pierce the veil shoots to kill the blacksheep of the family youre just like your mother! depressed and you need a new dose of cocktails so you will be silent and quit talking about our crimes!!!! cuz i just wanna die before my heart fails (kickstart my heart), or cocktails. i promise ill do fine by myself! I just got a job at target field for the saint paul saints! yeah! bill murrary used to own them! the more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you cause i just wanna sing like sinatra with ethanol on my soundtrack, cause i could never rock like a rolling stone on the weeknd i just wanna live like the ones before and maybe i could play guitar like hendrix
i got my dad a special edition jimmy hendrix cd collection at electric fetus when i pawned all my records. I wish we could party like its janurary 28 1999
i love my frank Sinatra records tale as old as time shutting down systems for personal gain being graded while running up the hill watching married with children right now, im shameless, season 9 (mo white) (dont let this be our finale song diplo) life has seen stranger things and all of the netflix specials now can we netflix and chill?
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I’m in love with the idea of twitch streamer bf eren
OKAY ME TOO!! Easily top 3 best Eren concepts imo it’s just so good and so... him, he falls on the gamer himbo boyfriend side of the scale for sure
Let’s start with his setup: purple and/or green with a dark wood tabletop. He keeps the lights green during the day or when his computer is idle, and mixes in the purple when it’s dark out because he likes the Ambiance. 
Only one monitor and do not let him buy another one no matter how much he claims he needs it. He does not. He has a TV in his room tho, but it’s not mounted above or near his desk; it’s on the opposite wall that faces his bed. Laying down and watching Netflix takes priority.  
He’s a sucker for themed keyboards/keycaps. If he finds a set themed around his favorite show or a character he likes, he’ll buy it. No self control.
The majority of his keyboards have that super clacky almost officey sounding click to them, and he’s obsessed with it. Sometimes he fucks around on Google Docs typing nonsense just to hear the keyboard make noise.
Puts in special keycaps on the ones with your initials on whichever keyboard he’s using at the moment <3 gamer boyfriend things <33
Always swears he wants to do some kind of special event or thank you for subscriber/follower milestones, but he never catches his own milestones 😭😭 by the time he realizes he has 100k subs, he’s already on 103k or something 
Then he calls you, his friends, and his subscribers fake for not pointing it out to him like sir it’s right there on your screen please. All you had to do was LOOK
If he’s in the middle of a game and he really has a to pee, or he’s gotta go do something, he’ll yell for you, and you come in, obviously slightly worried, but then Eren is just hurriedly giving you instructions, “Here, press left or right to move, spacebar to fire, avoid these, kill those. That ugly look thing to the left is Jean, and over there is his character. You’re teammates, I’ll be right back,” before he puts his headphones on your head and runs off. Now you’re left to fend for yourself, good luck.
He can be gone anywhere from 30 seconds to 30 minutes 😭😭 if he’s gone for a short amount of time, he comes back with just as much chaotic energy to take back his headphones and shoo you away as he did to throw it all on you pls.
Other times, he’ll go and make a whole ass meal and come back sauntering in with a half eaten grilled cheese in hand, “Oh shit are you still playing, babe—hey you’re doing really well, look at you go!”
When you’re not there, he mentions you a lot, because he’s always thinking about you no matter how small it is; even just the design of a character would prompt him to a make a comment, “I don’t think my girlfriend has ever played this, but I know she’d main this character.” 
Does he invite you to play a game he knows you’ve never played or are bad at with him on his stream, knowing full well he’s an ace at it and will crush you publicly? Absolutely. Without a doubt. 
There’s always a very shameless, not at all subtle shoutout to his Instagram in the middle of all his streams please, he’ll be playing a game and randomly it’s like, “Fire pic on Instagam by the way, go like that.” 
His comments are pretty respectful whenever you’re there or he mentions you; there’s a few cheeky randoms who like to make donations whenever you’re on the screen or say some inappropriate stuff, but Eren’s learned to just ignore it. It doesn’t make him happy, and he might tell people to chill if it’s excessive, but he won’t call out anything explicitly and make you uncomfortable while you’re there. 
Sometimes Connie will make a comment about how you’re hot, and that’s definitely something Eren will call out and bring attention to, more so to mock Connie than anything. 
At one point, his subscribers keep asking for more content with you (especially if you’re not there often/it’s been a while since people have seen a peek of you), to which Eren will pout because, “Hey, this is my Twitch-- now, look, you’ve gotten your Eren’s hot girlfriend privileges revoked for the week.”
Terrible at doing unboxing videos whenever he gets sent product because he just rips things open 😭😭 he’s too eager to do ASMR or gentle/detailed unboxing, he just wants to test out the new parts as soon as possible. 
Abuses his spinny gamer chair. Spins himself dizzy on it (yes, while he’s streaming and waiting for lobbies/things to load), spins you dizzy on it when you’re just trying to be comfy, spins the both of you dizzy when he’s trapped you on his lap. 
He’d be one of those lucky people who gets a cool single name user/ID. Like he gets just @eren or @jaeger/yeager, because his name is pretty unique, but I can totally see him going the typical fun gamer tag route. 
His content is anything from him streaming Overwatch and COD to terraforming his Animal Crossing island, he does not discriminate. One day you could get Eren calling Jean a fucking dumbass for not healing him, and the next day he’s doing his best impressions of Timmy and Tommy.
Do not put it past him to build you a whole ass PC setup if you express the slightest interest in one, even if it’s not solely for gaming/you wanna use it for work/school. He’ll do it. He’ll make his hyperfixating work for him. 
Plus then he’d get to give you one of his old keyboards and give you special keycaps with his initials and go on about how he’s officially got a gamer gf even if all you can do is press the spacebar <33 
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HEYYYYY, ok so idk if im bothering you rn, but im very sorry if i am T.T anyways, if im allowed, can i please have a study group (the boys) x male reader who has a very feminine look so he always wear a mask because he gets bullied because of it? I wish this isn’t a lot, i wish you have a nice dayyy, take care
Awwe sure!
Study group characters with an insecure feminine male s/o
Characters: Gamin, Minhwan, Hanwool, Geonyeob
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Gamin Yoon
Curious bby <3
Always wonders why you wore a mask but doesn't question it
Sometimes whenever you both are walking in the hallways or just staying near the school gates, He always notices how you trend to walk away or looks kinda uncomfortable around a group of people
Ofc that behavior kinda concerns him because you're never like that between ramdom strangers or smth. Maybe you know them
One day, he finally asks you
"Y/n, why do you get nervous whenever we walk near that small group of people? You're never like that with others" he asks, "huh? Oh! I-its nothing, it's just a habit" you shrugged and was about to walk away until he took your hand and made you sit down on the bed, "Do you know those people?" ..... "...well..yes I do" you sighed and finally told Gamin all the things they've done to you and why you wore a mask. Gamin's grip on your shoulders started to tighten up abit (but not until it hurts you tho) "why didn't you tell me sooner..?" "You never asked"
after that, he started to compliment you alot, maybe try to boost your confidence Abit more.
Gamin is shy lover, So while doing this would make him blush abit
If you finally stopped wearing a mask, he'll be very happy and will glare (beat up) at anyone who makes fun your feminine features
But if you still wore that mask, he's fine with it :>
He wants you to stay comfortable with yourself <3
Hanwool Phi
Would stay quiet Abt it and observe more about you
Actually founds out you got bullied by a bunch of people and chooses to go have a 'talk' with them (without you knowing)
The next few weeks, they literally were scared of you
Because they know if they were to mess with you, Hanwool will be real disappointed
You didn't know anything and just went with it
But if you were suspicious and asked him Abt it, he'll just be like "What do you mean, Love?"
Hanwool would baby you <33
Minhwan Ma
This mf will most likely confront you abt it
You have no choice but to open up to him and tell him what's wrong. Like literally- he will attack you with tickles if you don't. THAT'S A THREAT.
Like Hanwool, but will not have a 'talk'
He'll basically burn the person's house down
Or just beat them up
Doesn't care if you go "But I'm like a girl-"
He'll be like "BOI SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP, I DIDN'T DATE YOU FOR NO REASON AT ALL"
would cuddle you all day
Matching clothes, taking you shopping, chilling at home with Netflix, playing videogames all day with music in the background. All perfect
Would love to flex to the others about how beautiful you are
But would respect your comfort zone and stop if you told him to
Geonyeob Park
Ahah.. hahahaha how tf did you get together with this man
Like Minhwan, he'll literally confront you about it but he doesn't do it ramdomly, he'll ask you properly in the right time
After you told him about stuff, he was pissed.
He overthinks alot and the stress from overthinking only makes him even more mad
Not at you ofc
He went out of his way to 'destroy' those people
You don't wanna know all the things he's done with them..
He be covered in Abit of blood but he looks hot in it tho
He'll baby you all day long
This would be a rare moment since he's a Tsundere
Shower you in affection
This man is just 🤌🏼
I'll make more
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camellia-salazar · 2 years
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Things I've learned from each fandom part 2.
Bunny Maloney: the fandom is mostly cursed. But there are a lot of Jean-Francois fans (of course why not?).
Bone: probably full of promising fans. Also new animated show on Netflix probably.
Camp Camp: the moment I actually realized that some shows don't make it past the forth season. Also I haven't heard from this fandom in a while so my knowledge is pretty old.
BBIEAL: this fandom lived for about a year until it was ultimately forgotten. Also princibaldi was my otp for a while and I half regret it half not.
Aggretsuko: Season four is coming up (or already is up) and people started shipping Hayda and that other dude forgot his name (give me a break, i have probably over a thousand characters from each fandom so chill).
The Outsiders: I never got to watch the movie. I was supposed to with a friend but I haven't gotten to talk to her in like three years. But the book was my middle school favorite. Sodapop is best bro. Stay gold.
DDLC: idk what I learned other than what I already know in DDLC+. I'm just a bit surprised about how Sayori told Monika about how she feels. Well, I guess it makes sense, Monika wouldn't even really know if she didn't tell her I guess. Unless she found out in the files or something like I originally thought. But I like the results instead. I just like those little side stories ngl.
There She Is!!: I still can't believe I found out about the extra part RIGHT AFTER the week ended. Since it was shown to everyone for a week and then gone forever, I was totally bummed out when I found out that I was only a day late. Smh.
Nichijou: I ligit thought it was gonna have a plot (since that every other show/anime I've watch has one I think). I was wrong, but that doesn't mean I dislike it. It was hilarious and interesting. Idk. (Didn't get to finish it tho). I also keep having to search the title up just to see how the name is spelled. Oof.
Elfin Lied: ah yes, childhood along side Soul Eater (when it comes to anime). Gory and stuff, tragic, but still pretty good. Me and my siblings remembered the "dog getting beat up by kids" bit so whenever I go to talk about it I have to remind them with that one phase. Also probably one of the reasons on how Xavier got used to gore.
Little Nightmares: ah yes, one of the fandoms that got me thinking of how I should've been into it at the time everyone else was. Same with DDLC and TF2 on that category. Everyone used to talk about rk (the runaway kid) or seven however you call him. Now no one cares for him as much as they used to. Also I love how the fandom sorta dies until the second game came out.
Among Us: the memes are a bit annoying, but at least the game is pretty cool. A lot of angst. Honestly the reason I joined this fandom was really to make an AU/crossover of Clone High and Total Drama with it. Then it turned into another AU/crossover only this time it's with more characters from other fandoms. It was epic in my mind.
My Pride: this was big until I've heard rumors about how the creator for this webseries is also transphobic. Idk if that's still happening but at that point I realized just how much drama is happening within fans and the creators of the shows/webseries/games/etc. Also a lot of love for Feather.
Why Women Kill: idek how big this fandom is or if it's alive or what not, but the show still bangs. The one and only live action show I've ever really liked. Season 2 came out and my parents and I still didn't finish it. I like the changing of the decades deal in season 1 tho.
That's it for now, reply to this whenever I miss something because some of you did that the last time and I think it's a great idea.
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