#never not read the tags

[mishapen-moth]

did anyone else just see brennan lee mulligan bully billionaires on an instagram live for game changer or am i going insane ?

#brennan lee mulligan #game changer #sam reich #dropout #dropout tv #dropout game changer #get in the comments #dimension 20 #(distantly) #never not read the tags

[chalkbird]

sam riegel has successfully gaslit several hundred thousand people into believing he is short by exclusively playing small characters. the man is 6ft tall. let that sink in.

#if imdb says it it's true #no for real #why does he have short king energy #he shouldn't be allowed to be so tall #/lh #critical role #sam riegel #scanlan shorthalt #nott the brave #veth brenatto #fresh cut grass #fcg #dnd #emmy award winning sam riegel is a SCOUNDREL #never not read the tags

[moth-based-cryptology]

last sentence tag game

tagged by: @lailuhhh

Rules: Write the latest line from your wip (or post where you last left off in your art) and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post, don’t reblog.

It takes until Race is sitting up sharply on the couch, the warm, dark hands of his older brother tight around his wrists, to realize that the person screaming is him. He breathes harshly, rough in and out of his spasming lungs, throat raw from all the noise he was making. His face is wet with tears, he realizes.

Albert’s laugh is still echoing in his ears.

tagging:

@we-are-inevitable @roideny @jack-kellys @enter-plot-holes-here

#newsies #livesies #angst #angst! #hi friends i am presently on call with #u don’t have to do this i am just Thinking rn #elliot ilysm #elliot thoughts make brain go brr #charizzma #jac my beloved <3 #mwah. love of my life #i’m your local jac stan #hi ily cam #i love randomly dropping absolutely traumatizing shit i’m writing when nobody knows about what i’m scribbling into my lil docs #albert dasilva #racetrack higgins #ralbert #spam ralbert gang #chandler the ralbert cult leader #never not read the tags

[pentoeverypage]

humans

i think things are only wonderful once humans have gotten their hands on them. we’re such wonderful, horrible, creative, destructive, imagination-filled creatures. we make dents in wood tables, and cracks in the leather seats of an old car, and paint stains on jeans, and sneakers covered in scuffs and marker. their value isn’t built in, it comes from the fact a human has loved them. they hold the stories of a thousand thousand lives, hands dug deep into the dirt, mud packed under the fingernails, 500 B.C. and 2022 A.D. identical in soul. humans and their urge to shout and sing and spin and dance and cry and laugh. humans and the silly little voices they adopt - squeaky for pets, accented for jokes, quiet and sweet for comfort. humans and the incurable urge we all seem to have to squish ourselves close together; to intertwine our fingers, to wrap our arms around each other and squeeze, to wrestle and tickle and kiss and poke and shove. we hum little songs to ourselves and move our bodies to sounds we find pleasing and splatter colorful goo over blank canvases and pull thread through fabric for no purpose other than joy. we make convoluted games with too many rules to keep a group of our favorite humans in the same space and interacting. we tear each other apart, shoot each other with guns and stab each other with knives and hurt and rape and murder and violate. we’re awful, but we’re still magic in a bottle. we pretend to be new, exciting people on a stage or a camera for humans without that skill to enjoy. we cry when others of our kind die; we mourn them, make a big deal of their return to the earth and visit the bones they’ve left behind. the pitfalls of the human condition would be so much easier to reconcile if it weren’t for the staggering peaks, for all the reasons i find to keep on living to see; we’re so incomprehensibly hard to hate, even when we’re the worst.

#i wrote this at 4am while pondering the existence of my friends #during junior year english i did an entire assignment about an object of my friend’s that didn’t technically exist #at least. not in the way i wrote it #but they are so human and so viscerally in love with life that i could perfectly imagine how their version of this object would look #and i think that’s fucking magical #humans are so insane and i cannot quite believe that people don’t see how beautiful that insanity can be #humans #poetry #creative writing #writing #rambling #writer #writing things #poem #original poem #original work #original content #unoriginal thought #never not read the tags

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

#text! #did post this on twt but this belongs on the crying about characters website #and yeah this is about jarchivist and also marc spector in the mk show #idk it hit me yesterday that they were EIGHT AND NINE!!!!!!! when their respective thing happened and that ruined me #like it wasn't their fault but they think it is!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!! #holds those autistic bi men close to my chest #should've never smoked that shit* (*took my brother to a cave/read that book) #now im irrevocably changed* (*tied to the shittest god possible/destined to be the antichrist) #edit: this is getting a bit of traction so pls know that blorbo tagging and oc tagging is SOOO encouraged #thank you to the person who added the flaming text miles edgeworth thats so funny

[mangozic]

archivist be upon ye

#relistening to tma again #i think the last time i’ve drawn anything related to it was like may 2020 #god it’s been a while #have been listening to the magnus protocol and my god it’s so good #but heres good old jonathan as a treat #the interest has been in deep slumber for the past 4/5 years only periodically coming back to life #i’m very normal about this podcast actually #on other note i also started a taz balance relisten #what’s up with me and revisiting my middle school fixations lately #anyways #if you’re still reading these tags i’m impressed i could never with my abysmal attention span #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus pod #jonathan sims #the archivist #tma jon #fanart #my art #digital art #illustration #doodle

[piratespencil]

This is so funny to me. Reducing them down to their simplest attributes. Turning them into symbols.

#this is some bouba kiki shit #also!! i said this in the tags of another post but i've finally gotten to the point in my op reread where i've hit the moment #when i stopped reading op back in like 2014 #that's almost ten years ago holy shit!!!! wild #i know a lot of what happens in later arcs bc i've been keeping up with the op fandom online #but it's weird to be reading chapters that i've never read before... new and fresh op content #(i stopped reading around chapter 750 btw) #(and this is from the sbs at the end of chapter 757) #one piece #zosan #kk talks about stuff #kk talks about op

[putridcowboy]

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

#mine #i was. higher than i thought i was last night #nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy #someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did #update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing #leave im going to attack you with wasps #fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u #never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless #more than i do now #this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh #the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is #yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck

[mishapen-moth]

eliza doolittle -> dr. doolittle -> eddie murphy -> nutty professor -> "i can see my dick!"

#if u understand this post. i love u #dimension 20 #ally beardsley #brennan lee mulligan #zac oyama #siobhan thompson #brian murphy #lou wilson #emily axford #the unsleeping city #ally beardsley u will ALWAYS be famous #i remember i had to rewatch this scene in the episode like 4 or 5 times because i kept missing what was actually happening #too busy laughing my ass off at zac and ally #i am a fantasy high girly through and through but MY GOD do i dedicate a lot of brain power to TUC #ugh. so fucking funny #never not read the tags

[snarkspawn]

it's missing wenzhou hours friends

happy lunar new year!! 🧧🧨🐉

#word of honor #shan he ling #tian ya ke #wenzhou #wen kexing #zhou zishu #山河令 #danmei tag #faraway wanderers #userpharawee #I actually drew this months ago but I wasn't happy with it so I never posted it lol #it was mainly an excuse to practise drawing backgrounds #which. #meh. #anyway I do miss them #maybe it's finally time for another rewatch #or re-read hmmm. or both

[moth-based-cryptology]

Albert brushes his teeth in the shower -Martin/Races-Stupid-Cigar

he 100% does and i know this bc i quite literally have an answer to every question about this man

also its because he’s an athlete with adhd so once he’s tired he’s never gonna have the attention span to remember to brush his teeth once he’s out of the shower so. ta da

#yes i thought about this #yes u are correct #albert dasilva #martin tag #asks #chandler the ralbert cult leader #never not read the tags

[pentoeverypage]

rain.

the pristine pitter patter

on the rickety plastic overhang,

the angry, raucous downpour

like god’s rage and women’s delight,

the icy rivulets that trace trails

on windowpanes and pale skin,

fingers and cheeks stained red

like cherry juice,

bringing clean air,

the kind that clears sticky lungs like no other,

water running together

so you can’t tell where tears end

and rain begins,

washing the remains of panic

into inconsequential nothingness,

timing heartbeats

and breaths

and lifetimes in seasons,

watching as the concrete stains

dark and damp,

day and night running together

until there’s no difference at all,

because the rain doesn’t care,

not that you’re joyful, bright,

not that you’re devastated, broken

not that your mom shuts doors too hard,

or that your frame shakes,

violent and blurring, no,

rain couldn’t care less,

it falls all the same.

-

@pentoeverypage on instagram

#authors on tumblr #writing #writer #poetry #poem #rain #gloom #art #original poem #original work #poetic #creative writing #books and libraries #never not read the tags

[wasyago]

the brainrot won

#GUY S i know i haven't posted anything in a while and thats because im working on a big cool project that i really want to finish without- #distractions. but uh. as you can see. ive been distracted 😔. still working on it tho!!!! and im very happy with it turns out its just- #super time and energy consuming so ive tried to limit my intake of other media to not make myself want to draw other stuff #i also haven't read the last two (two already?????) chapters of RnS and im very sad about it and i want to read it but you know that if i- #read it ill want to make fanart and then ill never finish my project :( #SO. sorrey for the lack of art itll be coming when im free to draw!!!!!!! #but also. yes ive watched new life because i dont want to go insane with nothing but this project on my mind and umm. had to take a little- #break to do a couple designs for fun... and to switch it up a bit because for real im going insane i think #ALSO. friend got me into zelda botw and i haven't played a whole lot yet (because project) but ive tried to take some inspiration for- #designs from there. at least for joel and scott. everyone else not so much... #WELL ANYWAYS this is getting long. i should really stop rambling in the tags and just make separate posts for all this but i dont want to #umm. tags. #new life smp #smallishbeans #mythical sausage #geminitay #pearlescentmoon #smajor1995 #inthelittlewood #my art #sketch

[rubikor]

would you hold my face softly and tell me it will be alright?

#genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer #furina #in my head they are already domesticated #very much in a romantic sense #i don’t see why people need to comment besties/siblings so badly #rant time #like you don’t need to ship them but this is my art and i very much ship it #so if you don’t see them that way you can interpret my art that way and go on your merry way #at this point it’s just annoying bc i could never imagine someone commenting siblings on my yantao art #i don’t mind if you see them as best friends i can also see them like that #but you don’t need to announce it #as if your integrity is in danger #im sad i can’t tag the ship bc it’s a rarepair and i’m not sure what the name even is #welp if anyone read this you can totally forget about it now i'm over it #sad scararina hours letsgoo

[future-crab]

It's been said before, it will be said again, but it's still worth saying: the fact that art centering on straight romance is allowed to just be bad, but art with queer romance in it always has to be indicative of A Serious Problem With the Way We Tell Queer Stories makes being a queer person making queer art deeply stressful

#just saw smthing about red white and royal blue #and like i never watched/read that one so maybe everything ppl say about it is true #and i never watched heartbreaker or love simon so maybe those ones are also genuinely a sign of a serious problem #but idk. the fact that this happens every damn time makes me think that maybe queer stories are being held to different standards #and it's exhausting writing stuff while having a chorus of voices in the back of my head saying i'm misrepresenting my own identities and #making the whole community look bad by writing mediorcre romance #and knowing that even though i'm neither straight nor a girl there WILL be ppl calling me a straight girl fetishizing queer relationships #lgbt #queer community #writer stuff #idk what else to tag this #asexual #bisexual #nonbinary #venttag