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miuamor · 2 years
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everyone‘s always like „i cant believe 12-year-old percy jackson just straight up decided to roll with the fact that his pen could transform into a sword to kill the demon who once was his teacher with“.
because first of all, perseus seaweed brain jackson is not straight.
and second of all, if y‘all had the chance and an actually good motive to kill your maths teacher, don’t even try to tell me you‘d hesitate to stab the hell out of them.
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miuamor · 2 years
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LOOK AT HIM
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miuamor · 2 years
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when boywithuke said „yeah fuck no i go where i want to but i‘m stuck in my bedroom“
yes.
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miuamor · 2 years
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personally, i ship kaz brekker x a healthy amount of sleep because my boy really needs to take a break after the events of crooked kingdom and take a nap for the love of kruge and profit kazzledazzle go to sleep
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miuamor · 2 years
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personally, i relate to adrien agreste because i, too, am a dumb blonde with green eyes and an evil father who has an unhealthy obsession with bugs
also, i would look absolutely fabulous in a black cat suit.
thats all thank you
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miuamor · 2 years
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miuamor · 2 years
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how is it possible that we‘ve had september for 17 months and now it’s halloween ??
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miuamor · 2 years
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that one time my mom bought bleach and placed it on the kitchen table next to some lemonade and i was in a silly goofy mood lmao so opened it and was like „oooh is this a limited edition“ and without missing a beat, my sister goes „drink it and you‘ll be the limited edition“.
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miuamor · 2 years
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it’s kinda funny because if you look at the notes i took, you‘d think i knew what was going on in class but do i understand quantum physics?? hELL NO how dare you assume that
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miuamor · 2 years
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i blame among us for my trust issues
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miuamor · 2 years
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okay but imagine this:
you wake up well-rested on a saturday morning, you‘ve got no homework or exams coming up so you get yourself a nice cup of hot chocolate and open netflix. you cant find riverdale anywhere, they finally took it down. life is good.
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miuamor · 2 years
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the fact that i went from a christian who didn’t watch anime to an atheist anime enthusiast means that i never had the power of god and anime on my side
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miuamor · 2 years
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not to brag but i once caught a baguette falling out of the bread basket behind me at a friend‘s birthday party in front of their parents with more vodka than blood in my system
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miuamor · 2 years
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lmao in my psychology class we were analysing homepages of some gyms for motivational purposes or something and our teacher asked us whether we were focussing more on the woman or the man on the picture she showed us and my friends and i were like „WOMAN“ and my teacher nodded solemnly and said „so you‘re focussing more on what you want to look like.“
like- ma‘m no, we are not aspiring to look like her, we are aspiring to date her sksjshsh
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miuamor · 2 years
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bro is a gender neutral way of addressing someone, it surpasses the gender spectrum.
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miuamor · 2 years
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still thinking about that one time we got a new language assistant and he asked us where we thought he was from and i said „north carolina“ for literally no reason at all
and he stopped mid-motion and turned around „thats weirdly specific“
GUYS HE WAS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA sksjsjs
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