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sillyshelterdogs · 2 days ago
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Smooshy
American Staffordshire Terrier |M| Vineland, NJ
"Smooshy is an adorable three year old bully breed. He is a chunky, low to the ground guy with lots of smooshy wrinkles. He is sooooo cute! Smooshy is also fun and playful. A guy with loads of personality."
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saywhat-politics · 2 days ago
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On Wednesday, WCBS 880 reported that a Newark, New Jersey police officer has been arrested after being accused of fatally hitting a nurse with his car — and then taking the body home to decide what to do before returning it to the scene of the crime.
The Essex County prosecutor announced Wednesday that 25-year-old Newark cop Louis Santiago was charged with reckless vehicular homicide, desecrating human remains, and other charges after he fatally hit 29-year-old nurse Damian Dymka and then stuffed his lifeless body into his car.
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ninabeanaa · 4 hours ago
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I gained so much weight the past two years and idk if I love or hate it 😩😭😵‍💫
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real-jersey · a day ago
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Happy Thanksgiving!!!!🍁🦃
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mcmansionhell · a year ago
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We Interrupt This Broadcast to Bring You an Especially Cursed House
Hello everyone. Originally, this post was supposed to be devoted to the year 1978, however something came up, and by something, I mean this 2.2 million-dollar, 5,420 sq ft 4 bed/4.5 bath house in Colt’s Neck, NJ. 
You see, usually, when a listing goes viral, I’m content to simply retweet it with a pithy comment, but this house genuinely shook something in me, genuinely made me say “what the (expletive)” out loud. It is only fair to inflict this same suffering onto all of you, hence, without further ado: 
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Looks normal, right? Looks like the same low-brow New Jersey McMansion we’re all expecting, right? Oh, oh dear, you couldn’t be more wrong. 
Guess who’s making a list and checking it twice? 
Guess who’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice?
Guess who’s coming to town? 
Guess who’s coming to town to drag your ass into hell?
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A gentle reminder that it is not yet Thanksgiving. 
But oh. Oh. It continues:
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If you’re wondering what’s happening here, you’re not alone, and sadly there is no convenient way to find out via a kind of haunted house hotline or something. 
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I can’t even label these rooms because frankly I’m not even sure what they are. All I am sure of is that I want out of them as soon as humanly possible. 
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How is it that a room can simultaneously threaten, frighten, and haunt me? Me, of all people!
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My eyes do not know where to go here. They go to the window, they go to the fireplace, they go to the massive mound of fake plant and statuary currently gorging on the leftmost corner of the room, they go to my hands, which are shaking. 
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“Hello, I would like to get in touch with the Ministry of Vibes? Yes, I’ll hold.” 
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I haven’t been this afraid of a shower since I went to Girl Scout camp in the fifth grade and there was a brown recluse spider in the camp shower and I screamed until the counselor came in and told me it was only a wolf spider but it turns out those still bite you and it hurts. 
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I love watching Still Images on my Television Set :)
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Nobody make a sound. He’s watching you. 
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i spy with my evil eye:
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:)
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Their souls are trapped in these photographs forever :)
Okay, phew, we made it out alive. Here’s the back of the house I guess. 
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Well, I hope you’re as thoroughly disturbed as I am. Seriously, I’m going to have trouble sleeping. I mean, I already have trouble sleeping, but this is just making that existing problem so much worse. 
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yesterdaysprint · 7 months ago
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Plainfield Courier-News, New Jersey, April 16, 1937
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a-titty-ninja · 13 days ago
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「ニュージャージー / New Jersey」 by Zaphn | Twitter
๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.
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nemfrog · 4 months ago
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The fountain of light, Atlantic City, N. J. Dedicated to Thomas Edison. 1943.
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pugzman3 · a month ago
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More about New Jersey gov Phil Murphy.
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soundsof71 · 9 months ago
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Bruce Springsteen, wild and innocent on the Jersey Shore, August 1973 by David Gahr, my edit of original via smithsonianmag
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yesterdaysprint · 8 months ago
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The Courier-News, Bridgewater, New Jersey, June 4, 1966
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freexmoney · a month ago
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eva x film x freexmoney
full shoot up on my patreon link in bio!
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a-titty-ninja · 24 days ago
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「ニュージャージー」 by 猫打 | Patreon
๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 months ago
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Hozier’s doppelgänger (who had a really strong New Jersey accent) delivered 20 bread loaf-themed body pillows to my house then reported me to the cops for faking my fingerprints and I got sent to an airplane prison.
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