The revenge of German timekeeping
Karl Darlow dawdles over his goal kick, 27th minute:
Brother: Kai has had enough of this kepa.
Me: Great, watch Kai and Tuchel get booked for Darlow wasting time.
Brother: Whenever we score, I hope Kai does a knee slide in front of their kepa.
Me: I hope Tuchel does too.
Kai Havertz shoots at Darlow, 50th minute:
Me: Kai hates Darlow so much.
Darlow takes a goal kick, 65th minute:
Brother: It is weird. Now that we scored, their kepa is getting rid of the ball faster. (Eyebrow raised.)
Havertz wins a pen after Darlow wipes him out, 79th minute:
Brother: KAI HATES DARLOW.
Me: KAI’S REVENGE.
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