#next gen headcanons

[cursedwithwords]

Teddy Lupin picrew dump because I'm in love with him.

I love to imagine him with pink or magenta eyes because it connects him to Tonks, but I also have this image of him having eyes that are in constant motion, always changing and never settling on one solid color, to show the internal chaos he battles with. I think he keeps his hair generally a solid blue because he likes the way it looks, and because his nan told him that his hair turned blue almost immediately after he was born, so a tiny piece of him is always thinking "well if it's blue my parents will recognize me" even though he knows they're gone and that's not gonna happen.

((Read more to see Cursed rambling about metamorph abilities ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ))

I have this theory about Metamorph abilities that's basically summed up as being a mutation of the individuals magic itself. It's born from decades of interfamilial inbreeding of a family that already has extremely powerful magic.

I see Metamorphmagus being in the same family of mutation as Obscurus, that being something uncontrollable that happens due to some form of magical backup. The only difference is Obscurus are psychologically self-made while Metamorphmagus are created genetically.

I've seen theories stating that House Black inter-marries because they're worried about their ancient magic being somehow corrupted by other family's blood. It basically said that the Black family has power/magic that lives up to its name, and I kind of love that, but power like that can't possibly come without consequences, and in their attempt to keep the purity of their magic from being corrupted, they themselves became corrupted by their magic.

I mean the way I see it, ancient magic like that has to be chaotic and untamable, something incredibly feral and wild. The more "pure" it is, the more uncontrollable.

Because of that, I think Andromeda marrying and having a child with a muggleborn more or less stabilized the Black family magic in a body far more capable of containing it. But the magic itself is still extremely volatile, so it manifested as metamorph abilities, and I think that in itself would have some unique manifestations.

I think Teddy is immune to most magical ailments, including hexes and curses. His body kind of just deflects it because his magic is able to cancel it out. I think that's probably why Remus' Lycanthropy also passed him over.

At the same time, I think he's pretty susceptible to Muggle illnesses like the flu or the common cold, and I've always headcanoned that he had chronic migraines because though the Lycanthropy disease was fended off through his mutated magic, it's still an insanely brutal illness in and of itself, and some piece of it lingers in him. So around the full moon he tends to get migraines. Proof that he's not invincible I guess.

I have so many thoughts about Teddy tbh, he's always been outrageously powerful in my mind, and the only reason his magic hasn't consumed him and driven him crazy like so many of the Black family is because he isn't a pureblood. It makes him even more formidable as an enemy, though I don't see him being super aware of his own abilities.

Like he knows he's an alright wizard, he just doesn't realize he's THAT powerful, cuz why would he??

#teddy lupin #edward remus lupin #remadora #remus lupin #nymphadora tonks #harry potter next gen #harry potter #hp next gen #hpcc #picrew #the most noble and ancient house of black #metamorphmagus #harry potter theory #teddy being more powerful than albus dumbledore makes me so fucking happy #next gen headcanons

[bellwood-qudditch]

HP: Next Gen Headcanons part 2

•Louis’s middle name is Arthur

•James=Chocolate, Lily=Strawberry, Albus=Vanilla

•Lucy is in Hufflepuff

•Victorie became a healer

•Molly II loves crocheting

•Roxanne became a fashion designer in the wizarding world, becoming the next big named designer in the industry

•Hugo has a huge interest in dragons and he took Charlie to the movie theatres when “How to train your dragon” came out

•Everybody calls Fred II, Ricky—to distinguish him from his namesake

•Albus has a black cat named Jetson who he found whilst in Hogsmeade in his sixth year. He was a stray kitten.

•Lily Luna hates being called LuLu but all her friends use that name to tease her all the time

•Victorie did ballet dancing all her life and even went to Paris one summer to train

•Hugo learnt to speak French when he was really little by copying Fleur

•Lily Luna is best friends with Madison Wood and Everett McLaggen

#harry potter #harry potter series #hp #harry potter next generation #next gen headcanons #hp next gen #lily luna potter #albus severus potter #james sirius potter #teddy lupin #victorie weasley #dominique weasley #louis weasley #rose granger weasley #hugo granger weasley #lucy weasley #molly weasley ii #wotters #roxanne weasley #fred weasley ii #hermione granger #ron weasley #george weasley #fleur delacour #bill weasley #charlie weasley #ginny weasley #percy weasley

[led-bloody-zeppelin]

a few of my next gen headcanons

lucy weasley is really into acting and musical theatre, she and a group of friends helped found a hogwarts theatre club that puts on productions twice during the school year.

james sirius and fred weasley ii aren't "the pranksters of the next-gen", their younger sisters are. in fact, james and fred are ideal students who make really good grades and never get detention.

scorpius malfoy has been taking ballet lessons ever since he was 5. he discovered his passion for it after being taken to see a live adaptation of the nutcracker with his parents.

lucy and molly ii weasley are twins, with lucy being the oldest.

the delacour-weasley children all know how to surf due to growing up near the beach.

albus potter is really into architecture and plans on becoming an architect after hogwarts.

rose granger-weasley is a lesbian and is really into queer rights activism. she has a semi-famous youtube channel where she talks about issues and topics affecting the lgbtq+ community.

hugo granger-weasley knows how to skateboard and is constantly doing dangerous stunts that scare hermione to death when she watches.

lucy, molly ii, scorpius, and lily are all huge taylor swift stans.

#next gen headcanons #harry potter next generation #hp next gen #hp next generation #harry potter next gen #lucy weasley #molly weasley ii #james sirius potter #fred weasley ii #scorpius malfoy #victoire weasley #dominique weasley #louis weasley #albus severus potter #rose weasley #hugo weasley #lily luna potter #harry potter #my hcs

[hxuse-xf-black]

James Sirius and Alice II are the kind of people to have a teenage pregnancy. That will be all, thank you.

#alice longbottom ii #alice longbottom #james sirius potter #james potter #james potter ii #harry potter headcanon #headcanons #next gen harry potter #next generation harry potter #next gen headcanons #harry potter next generation #hp next gen

[nanidoesthings]

Kim Possible Villains and their Kids Headcanons

Aka Anna wants to talk about her KP OCs

A lot of the kiddos essentially grow up together. Showing up at villainy events all the time.

I’ve talked a little about my Drakgo baby, Laserbeam, but she also has a brother named Dynamite and a sister named Gunpowder. (Gunpowder is not mine though, they belong to a friend of mine).

Junior and Bonnie? Not endgame. That is a gay man. But he does task her with being the surrogate for Junior and his boyfriend’s daughter Señorita.

Despite Monkey Fist hating children with every bone in his body, he ends up adopting a child named Xiaojian. She is raised as his apprentice.

How is Monkey Fist no longer statue? Personally I go with another timeline messing with Time Monkey.

Xiaojian was born from the monkey Chippy, turned semi human by DNAmy.

On a Henchco outing when they were kids, Dynamite convinced Xiaojian to sneak into a monkey enclosure then proceeded to leave her there.

Xiaojian and Laserbeam dated for a short while. They are now bitter exes.

Because of how bad the breakup was, Señorita adopted a "no dating anyone with Jack Hench in their contacts" policy.

Somehow all the kids end up with Duff as the "favorite not uncle" (for Xiaojian "Nae yer daddy")

When Dynamite was starting their gender journey, they often could be found at Duff's hitting shots.

Xiaojian learnt Scottish Gaelic and she and Duff tease Monkey Fist often.

She really thinks Monty and Duff need to just get together already.

Señorita wanting to prove some other rich people she was better than them had Duff teach her to golf.

Señorita follows her Papi’s dream of being a big pop star.

In a world where multiple Disney medias exist in the same universe, Señorita grew up watching Ernesto De La Cruz movies with her Abuelo.

Along the same lines, Dynamite once broke up with someone because they said 4*Town was better than Oh Boyz.

Dynamite loves webcomics. Would 100% be that Homestuck fan.

Sharpies are on high watch in the household. If not to turn grey a la Homestuck, Dynamite would recreate Sharpie Bath to turn Blue.

Dynamite was born in Colorado. Laserbeam in California.

Dr Drakken got a vasectomy after Dynamite was born.

Estelle Lipsky? The kiddos call her different things. Laserbeam calls her GamGam, Dynamite calls her GramGram, Gunpowder calls her Bob.

Somehow, the Drakkens end up always celebrating big holidays with the Possible-Stoppables. It is never planned but space is usually made for the other party.

I see Dr D having Jewish heritage but being non-religious. The kids however had Christmas and Hannukah growing up.

Shego watched Dr Drakken insist on designing and making an Offbrand Barbie Dreamhouse (Baddie’s Dream Lair maybe?)

Laserbeam swears she is not superstitious. She comes from a family of brainiacs so there’s reasoning for that which might be dubbed peculiar. And she knows Aliens and Ghosts and weird shit exists. Doesn’t consider that superstition.

However, she isn’t aware of habits which make her seem she is. Like putting on a specific hoodie whenever an assignment is just not seeming right.

Laserbeam often keeps a slurry of meds and sensory things in her purse because you can’t do evil in bad health.

Laserbeam once performed a VERY heated rendition of Holding Out For A Hero that ended up with her grounded (so worth it though).

While I stand by the idea that Laserbeam and Dynamite are not in frequent contact with their maternal uncles, I like to imagine Mego pops in from time to time.

Laserbeam, Dynamite, and Gunpowder were homeschooled.

The Drakgo babies were named after the song Killer Queen.

Dynamite and Drakken can often be found in the lab late at night. They’ll get inspiration for a project randomly and then suddenly the entire lair is being woken up to dad rock™️.

Laserbeam’s full name is Laserbeam Olivia Drakken. When she has to go undercover she will use Olivia Lipsky.

Dynamite’s full name is Dynamite Andrew Drakken.

#kim possible #shego #Nani does Headcanons #drakgo #duff killigan #monkey fist #oc headcanons #next gen Headcanons #dr Drakken #Kim possible OCs

[purple-haired-faerie]

Thomas & Alistair Adoption fic

After a couple of years just enjoying/settling into their relationship, the conversation of children properly came up. Sure it had been mentioned but not like a full of conversation

They had seen Ari and Anna adopt and the total success that had been. Plus Zachary spent a lot of time with them so they had practice.

They liked the idea of adopting. Alistair had said he'd prefer to adopt an "older child" as in someone older that 4. "Everyone wants a cute baby or toddler. The older they are the less likely they are to get taken in" he's said. Thomas had agreed

However he (Alistair) had his doubts on his ability to be a father. His own had been a disappointment and a drunk. Thom, along with Sona and Cordelia pointed out he'd been a huge positive influence on both his younger siblings. Zachary loves Alistair to bits and absolutely had him wrapped around his little finger. Cordelia had hugged him and said "if you father they way you brother you'll be amazing"

Like Ari and Anna they make a rough plan for adoption but life it seemed had other plans for them. During a trip to Tehran, along with Sona and Zachary they visit the institute.

There they meet Darius. He's just sorted floating, somewhat unsure what to do with himself. He has some luggage with him

The head of the institute explains he arrived into their care that day. His mother had died a couple of years ago and his father had never recovered, and had become an alcoholic. Darius had essentially had to become responsible for his Father despite only being 11 when the pair met him, and as a result it had been decided his Father was an unfit parent to his son and Darius had been taken in to the institute.

A look was all it took for Thom and Alistair to know Darius had found a new family and would be coming back to London with them. They give him back his childhood.

Darius is fascinated by Psychology and History and loves reading anything on these two subjects. If he isn't training he absorbing knowledge

A year later, the family of three go to Paris for Alistair and Thoms anniversary. They visit the Parisian Institute, as they want Darius to experience how Shadowhunters from other countries do things.

It is their they meet Benoit. If Darius was a copy of Alistair, Benoit is Thomas copy. Like Thom at that age he's a sickly child. Unlike Thom he wasn't surrounded by a loving family as his parents and older brother were dead. Died in a demon attack. Aged 6, he was in poor health and alone in the world.

They discuss the matter and make sure to include Darius, who likes the idea of having a brother. They feel confident they can give Benoit what he needs to make a full recovery and go on to thrive in life. So Benoit returns with them to London.

Benoit does, like Thom did before him, get over his health problems. Where Darius is an academic, Benoit is a social animal. He'd talk to a tree if he had no one else to talk to.

He also loves animals, and is responsible for the assortment of animals around the family home. He is just fascinated by them.

When Darius is 14 and Benoit is 8, the family is joined by their final member. Returning from a meal out, they find a baby left in a blanket in a bin near their home. There is a note saying that she is free to a home as she is female and would never amount to being a 'nephilim of any use'". It Darius who says "she's coming home with us isn't she? We can show them what girls can do". Despite being raised in a male only family, Darius and Benoit have been surrounded by strong independent women and taught that it was your choices not biology that showed your real worth.

They bring her home and summon Brother Zachariah to do a health check on her to make sure she's ok. She is.

They decide to call her Barbara after Thoms sister and Sona after Alistairs mum.

Barbara grows up to be such a raging feminist its almost scary in a good way. Blonde hair and blue eyes she knows she's beautiful but refuses to allow that to be the only thing people notice about her.

Like Benoit she's an extrovert. Something she utilizes for her ambition to get into politics. Charlotte is her role model, wanting to show women can be in positions of power and succeed in male dominanted positions

Given that Darius is from Persia and Benoit is French, the family is poly linguistic, with all three children fluent in Farsi, French and English

#the last hours #chain of thorns #thomas lightwood #alistair carstairs #next gen headcanons

[rabidkoalasinmybloodstream]

some headcanons about the golden era slytherins as adults: part three!

okay, so (i think i might have said this before) i have a really specific idea of the living arrangement of the slytherins and what their house looks like (literally what every room looks like and stuff, i’ve thought about this a lot) but to keep it short: they all live together (because pansy, tori, and theo have money problems) in a house that is (very much purposely) not decorated like their fancy mansion childhood homes, because bleugh.

so anyway, they all play that game where whenever someone falls asleep on the couch/on a living room chair, the rest of them pile random stuff on them until they wake up, and here’s how i think each of them would react to it.

astoria:

it wouldn’t take a super long time for her to wake up, but long enough that it would be funny.

she also moves a little bit in her sleep, so sometimes she’ll roll over on someone’s hand, and that’ll get tricky

if she fell asleep with shoes on, the others would put literally every single pair of shoes they could find in the house on her because you don’t wear shoes in the house!!

it usually takes anywhere between 3-10 minutes for her to wake up

daphne:

sleeps like a rock

literally, how does she sleep like that?

they could pile every single moveable object on her while laughing their asses off and she would sleep through it.

she could sleep through the apocalypse or world war III or anything. you get the picture.

if she falls asleep with makeup on, draco will put skincare products on her because he’s a petty little shit who cares too much about his friends’ faces

daphne doesn’t usually wake up until someone puts scorpius’s cats (whose names are obi-wan catnobi and cleocatra because puns) on her and they start moving around

(she is never happy to wake up to this)

“if you little bitches keep putting your random shit on me, i will rip your eyes out and eat them in front of you.” “how would we know that you were eating them if we didn’t have our eyes? we wouldn’t be able to see.” “get the fuck away from me.” “got it.”

usually takes somewhere between 12-45 minutes to wake her up. depends on how long it takes for obi-wan catnobi and cleocatra to be brought in

theo:

usually wakes up pretty quickly.

slowly enough that the others can get a few things on him, but quickly enough that it’s not that funny.

usually takes him about two-four minutes to wake up, sometimes less

draco:

either sleeps like an absolute rock, or a gust of wind would wake him up

like, sometimes, the second someone gets near him, he shoots awake and tells whoever was trying to put something on him off because “if you try to put anything on me, you’re homophobic.” “draco, everyone who lives in this house is queer. also that doesn’t make sense.” “go away.”

but then other times they could put obi-wan, cleo, every moveable object in the room, he’ll still be asleep. they could literally be sitting on top of him, and he wouldn’t even notice.

OH MY GOD, ALSO draco has the weirdest dreams ever, and he doesn’t move in his sleep, but he talks.

and that makes everything SO MUCH FUNNIER.

like, right as someone is piling random stuff on him he’ll be like, “square up, motherfucker. possums don’t scare me.” or something like that, and everyone will burst out laughing

can take anywhere between one second and multiple hours to wake him up (because sometimes they just give up)

blaise:

sleeps soundly, but not as rock-like as draco or daphne

occasionally moves a little bit

often wakes up because everyone else is laughing too loud, not because he notices the stuff on him

usually takes about 5-15 minutes to wake him up

pansy:

sleeps soundly, but is impossible to put stuff on because she moves so much

pansy is beautiful, but she is NOT a pretty sleeper.

her hair gets frizzy and messed up, her makeup smudges and she drools and moves and flails around, usually while making weird grunty-sleepy sounds

she’s the only one of them who will always sleep through the game because everyone gives up before they can put a single thing on her

scorpius (because i feel like he should be included):

doesn’t fall asleep in the living room often, but usually everyone else just lets him sleep, because, honestly, the sleep schedule of scorpius malfoy is so messed up???? like he’ll stay up all hours of the night to write a musical or learn about the invention of socks or the evolution of the candle industry or whatever

he also usually falls asleep on someone, like with his head on someone’s shoulder

sometimes they’ll try to put things on him, but usually he wakes up, notices, then goes back to sleep

and everyone is like, “😐”

“i guess he won???”

“but don’t you have to sleep until everyone gives up to win?”

“i don’t know. whatever. i feel defeated.”

usually takes him about four minutes to wake up (then, like, a second to fall back asleep)

#harry potter #slytherin #draco malfoy #fuck jkr #harry potter headcanon #headcanons #i do not support jkr #slytherin headcanon #draco malfoy headcanon #blaise zabini #slytherin squad #daphne greengrass #pansy parkinson #theodore nott #theo nott #scorpius malfoy #next gen harry potter #next gen headcanons #scorpius hyperion

[tumblebumblebee-63]

Since I've fallen into another fandom pit (this time being Rottmnt) I decided to design some next gen turtles

Donnie's kids are Frankie (after either Benjamin or Roosevelt) and Gale (after Galileo). Frankie is the oldest kid and probably the most self conscious about everything. Gale is the youngest out of the group but she has a bigger attitude then the rest of them combined.

Raph's only kid is Rouge. She's second oldest of the group (only a few days younger than Frankie). She fun and relaxed but doesn't do so well under high stakes pressure. (Also Raph is the MOST overprotective, overwhelmingly affectionate father of the 4 and you can't convince me otherwise. Rouge often acts annoyed when he coddles her but she doesn't really mind.)

Since Leo was (at least 1 of) the arrogant twin(s), it seems only right that he has mischievous twins of his own. Eli and Arch love playing pranks, and enjoy giving good one-liners (However, if Leo is anywhere nearby, they act like they hate one-liners and even go so far as to pretend they don't understand the ones he makes just to get on his nerves.)

(Leo often rants about how arrogant and disobedient the twins are to Raph, but he's seldom any help. In fact, he just silently laughs to himself because karma is sweet)

And finally, Mikey's only child is Naomi. She's sweet, fun and creative like her dad. She's usually the group hype man and has no problem acting different or strange. In fact, she prides herself on it. She can't cook to save her life, but the rest of them always choke down whatever monstrosity she makes because gosh darn it she worked hard and they don't have the heart to tell her the truth.

#rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #next gen headcanons

[feebleturtleduck-artz]

More previously drawn art I just never posted for some reason. This was some of my Resident Evil art from earlier this year, but my and RE are kinda on a break. I got a little bored of it and want to go play something light hearted and cartoonish.

Still not interested enough to come back to it yet... I’m sure I will be when the RE4 remake drops, or when I feel the urge to draw edgy gore again! Until then maybe later.

Drawn on Wednesday, ‎May ‎11, ‎2022 For mothers day but was finished late obviously. It’s Jill Redfield(nee. Valentine) with one of her sons, Gerry. You can probably tell who the father is, if it isn’t obvious. This is one of the first times I tried drawing a infant/toddler. It came out...find but something about their faces especially the baby gives me uncanny valley issue. I’ve since learned to draw humans in the perspective Jill is in better... I wish she looked older here! Her shirt looks comfortable.

#mother #son #baby #child #infant #toddler #cute #parent #resident evil #resident evil 2 #jill valentine #Chris Redfield #fan character #fanart #original character #next generation #next gen au #next gen fanfic #next gen kids #next gen headcanons #resident evil 3 #biohazard #claire redfield

[odd8ball]

In a wholesome mood so I did the stay at home dad thing again.

#jon arbuckle #garfield fanart #next gen headcanons #next gen kids #next gen au #next gen oc

[regulusfate]

lorcan scamander became an architect no i will not take criticism

#hp next gen #next gen headcanons #lorcan scamander

[cursedwithwords]

HP Next Gen Headcanons: Teddy

Full Name: Edward Remus "Teddy" Lupin

House: Hufflepuff

Wand: elder and phoenix feather

Patronus: wolf

Boggart: James dead/covered in blood

Profession: previously an auror, currently an author/novelist

Sexuality: bisexual

Image(picrew):

Bonus: was raised primarily by Andromeda but also spent weeks at a time with Lyall in Wales (they agreed to co-parent him when he was a baby because he's so important to both of them). Inherited his grandfather Ted Tonks' old 1958 Cadillac De Ville. Has a very close relationship with Kingsley and Bill and would probably go to one of them before going to Harry. Gets intense migraines during the full moon. Has non magical family from Hope Howell in Wales that he's very close with. A stupid good singer, he and his cousins in Wales started a band when they were younger as a bonding exercise (it started off as a joke until they realized they were actually really good at it??). Took 12 NEWTs and passed each of them with an "Outstanding" on all subjects. He HATED being an Auror. Absolutely has a dark side and a very "not my problem" outlook when regarding situations that have nothing to do with him or the people he loves. He would happily cast the killing curse on someone to protect James. COVERED in tattoos, the most notable being the moon phases he has down his throat, the stick and poke sun on his wrist that James gave him, and the Welsh word "hiraeth" tattooed over his heart.

#teddy lupin #edward remus lupin #harry potter #harry potter next gen #next gen headcanons #teddy being lowkey feral is kind of my favorite thing ever #lets all remember hes related to the black family and all of them are off their fucking rocker in one way or another #teddy is kind but he is NOT a nice person #theres a difference #the word hiraeth means a longing for a home that one can never return to or a home that never was #in this context its his longing for the life he could have had with his parents #remus lupin #nymphadora tonks #remadora

[bellwood-qudditch]

Lately (more on tik tok) I’ve seen some people complain how we as a fandom named Neville and Hannah’s daughter Alice instead of an original name.

So here are same name suggestions

•Mavis (this is the one I personally use)

•Francesca (A subtle tribute to Frank)

•Sarah (I headcannoned Hannah’s mothers name to be Sarah)

•Paige (idk pretty simple)

#harry potter #harry potter series #hp #alice longbottom #james sirius potter #frank longbottom #neville longbottom #hannah abbott #harry potter headcanon #next gen headcanons

[askcomsicaaus]

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August is an elite soldiers under Princess Orabelle Flurry Heart; chosen by the ancient Sword, Severance, the Eternal Guardian Warblade. She is one of 10 in the elite group and of a higher command. Currently High Queen Cordelia Celestial Dawn (Tia) has commanded Flurry's soldiers to act as body guards to her grand children(many many grands...) as her grandson is a pathological flirt constantly distracting maids and noble daughters; and her grand daughter is possibly being bullied (tho the child won't say anything about it.) She is currently guarding young Cyrilla Dazzling Dawn while the guard that was with Cyrilla's brother, Bastian Bleu Star, has been let go due to being seduced by him. So technically she is watching both till another guard can be found for the brother.

August is the child of my oc Delilah Aurora Bloom, who happens to be a next gen of Raven Isadora Inkwell, and Wind Rider.

Bastian and Cyrilla are my next gen for Twilight and Blueblood, Blueblood is Tia's grandson(couple of grands)

#mlp oc pony #mlp next gen #next gen headcanons

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If James Sirius and Alice II had ever liked anyone but each other, they would be so fucking bi

#james potter ii #james potter #james sirius potter #alice longbottom #alice longbottom ii #harry potter headcanon #headcanons #next gen harry potter #harry potter next gen #next generation harry potter #harry potter next generation #hp next gen #next gen headcanons

[animezinglife]

"Cassian is a girl dad!" posts are so fun.

Just imagine being the poor bastard who one day tries to pick said girl up for a first date only for some guy called the Lord of Bloodshed answering the door in seemingly great spirits but clapping you so hard on the back your ancestors' bones rattle. A jovial, good-natured gesture...and a warning.

Meanwhile while your date's mother, Lady Death, glares at you silently and unmoving through the doorway.

#acotar #cassian #nesta archeron #next gen #acotar next gen #headcanons #Cass would 100% be the dad to happily be a guest at tea parties and then teach his daughter how to kill with a plastic teacup #within the span of an hour #nessian #a court of thorns and roses