#ngl it makes me mildly dysphoric

[you-can-call-me-anon]

i wrote a description of myself the way a horny virgin 40year old man who knows nothing about female atonamy would.

Sort of creepy ngl, but ignore that because it’s hilarious. Post on r/menwritingwomen if you want, though i know that wont happen because tumblr and reddit are at permanent war with each other. Writing this made me mildly dysphoric, and also vey uncomfortable, but anything for you guys. most of you deserve comedy. lets make this a challenge thing we do here.

He bounced down the stairs, his small, petite breasts, shaking inside the sports bra he used to hide his chest. Regrettably they were not full, and luscious, like pumpkins, on a summers day, but they were still persistent. His long curvaceous legs bent merrily as he bounced as a walk. I knew he hated his body, and how he wanted to be male, but that wouldnt stop me for admiring his harsh feminine curves that he tried so hard to cover using baggy clothing, that clung to his soft skin in the wind. And as i looked into his eyes he blushed, almost as if he could read my thoughts.   

#men writing women