Alissa stood in front of my closet. There were not only the men's suits and white shirts, but also some dresses, skirts and blouses. „I like that, and that, and that. Who wants to wear boring men's clothes when you have such pretty things in your closet?“ Alissa put several clothes on my bed, along with the matching underwear.
„I want you to wear that when we go out together today,“ she certainly explained.
„But I'm a man!“ I tried to protest.
„Not really when you have such pretty things in your closet!“ She laughed.
It was a wonderful day. Like two female-friends, we moved through the city, strolled through the shops and took a small snack in the café in the market square. When the sun went down, we stood ice-licking on the waterfront.
Alissa took me in her arms. „Now, my princess, did you have fun today?“ she asked. If we put on similar clothes tomorrow, you could look like my twin sister. Or,“ Alissa took a meaningful break. She then whispered quietly „or like my lesbian sissy lover.“
Good news! There's another halfa in the city, and he seems to be a good guy. Bad news: the nearest path to his university is through that halfta's haunt. He could take the long way around, but the costs would be more than his budget can handle, and he'd like to avoid dealing with a pissed-off Red Hood.
Hopefully the offerings will be enough to sate his annoyance (and help maybe, god that man has the most malnourished core he's ever seen).
Jason is getting incredibly confused over the strange gift baskets that keep appearing on his patrol routes.
the saddest yet funniest bit in asoiaf is easily when theon returns to the iron islands and spends about an hour dressing up in his nicest furs and silks and wools and jewellery and goes to see the father he hasn’t seen in a decade. and balon is immediately like what sort of metrosexual nonsense have you picked up on the mainland? oh you’re wearing a necklace you bought? paid for? didn’t steal it from the corpse of a man you killed? are you fucking gay or something and theons like
okay sorry :( anyway dad do you want to read this letter from robb stark?