#nice house asshole

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

i am begging one single person in this entire show to consider, for perhaps one single second, THE POSSIBILITY THAT THERE IS A REASON HOUSE HATES HIS DAD THIS MUCH

#everyone is so dreadfully shocked and confused by him not wanting to go to his own father's funeral #but not no one makes any real effort to find out why #and that's not to say house would actually talk about it #(though tbh he might if someone asked in a genuinely nonjudgmental way. and he does tell wilson a couple of things.) #but either way it just feels like everyone is assuming #that house is just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole #and it has occurred to no one that house's late father could possibly be at fault for his son not wanting to attend his funeral #i just. it would be nice if someone would consider the notion #that a person not wanting to be at their parent's funeral might have a valid reason for that #(like abuse. or something) #anyway this was a good episode #i'm always up for for daddy issues and hilson road trips #(i am considerably less up for forcing abuse survivors to honor their dead abusers) #house md #house season 5 #house 5x4 #op #john house

[evilminji]

The House of Mysteries is Arguably Sentient Right?

(O.O ) I sit here... contemplating the... WEIRD Ghosts Danny might come across. The true Haunted Houses. Planets. Theaters. Boxes bigger on the inside. Living ships and A.I.s, Etc.

All things can die. If the house of mysteries is someday utterly destroyed? Is that not death? If the Planet and Green Lantern Mogo is broken to pieces like non-sentient Krypton was, has he not perished?

Do they not stand equal chance of become Ghosts?

Are.... Are Haunts even created? Or are they a symbiotic ghost relationship? The dual fulfilling of Obsession. A house, properly haunted and taking care of someone. And a Ghost, watching TV or organizing stamps or living out the fantasy of their Perfect Life.

All behind purple doors.

Houses are demolished all the time. Or lost to war or disaster. An old enough house? Enough people living and dying in it? Could arguably start to accumulate ectoplasm. Become, not sentient, but a touch more. And in dying? Like any animal, leave behind that Idea of who they were. That ALMOST and Instinct.

Certain places though? That are alive? That have seen far too much death? They seem to carry over. Castles and long burned libraries, coliseums, and frozen hills. The places life was lost, over and over or all at once.

Floating islands from long dead planets.

I bet we could find Kryptonian flora on some of them. If we looked in the right area. It must be a strange mix. Down right bizarre. Facing just about anything and wondering if it's sentient.

With Ectoplasm? It could be.

But at the same time? Imagine the RELIEF? Of, after the stress and fear of dying, waking up CHANGED, somewhere new and alone... searching desperately for something, anything, to ground your self? The relief you'd feel... when a door seems to drift right into out of nowhere. Just? Gentle bonk.

And yeah, it's purple. Looks like every generic door that's ever been. But? It has this VIBE. Like you're staring at the door to your first shit apartment, but it's YOURS and YOU paid for it and you're... you're home now. You open it.

And it's like some crammed every inspo board you ever had and all the parts of every room you ever loved, together. Familiar, new, and best of all? NOT a vast swirling green void. You drift inside.

If you're like so many ghosts? Probably never leave. Why would you? It's spooky and loud and crazy out there. Everyone's nuts. In HERE it's nice. No fights, art and food the way you like it, time feels muted and far away...

You only really snap OUT of your happy Vibe Sesh with your House Haunt when someone intrudes.

There us probably a whole flip side of the Zone that we never really see. Haunt politics. Competition for the really GOOD Ghosts. Haunts that don't want a ghost because they are waiting for somebody who may or may not come.

Other fuckin MOGO'S. Seriously. Sentient planet. That may be rare, may even be the sole example IN THEIR UNIVERSE, but the Zone is Multiversal. Literally Infinite.

Which means there ARE at least a handful or more of SENTIENT PLANET GHOSTS. How do you?? Cope? "Oh this is my buddy, the PLANET EARTH." But possibly BIGGER.

Fuck that's a lot of Ectoplasm. Thank Zone their Obsession's are usually "Be Prosperous Planet" and "orbit and protect this Star, which is sentient and my frient".

Oh? They forgot to mention the SENTIENT FUCKING STAR? As in giant ball of fire and death? Whoops! :T

Don't worry! THEIR Obsession is their planets! It's a full circle thing. Just leave that little system alone and they won't annihilate you and everything you've ever loved! Easy.

Lookin a little pale there, your Majesty. You need to lay down?

(And to think, all this... because Pariah's Castle got into a literal land war with other castles over who gets the New King.)

(Accusations of being a Greedy Bitch were thrown. Suggestions to Get Good and stop being A Loser Crybaby were offered. Somehow, there were cannons? Danny is still unclear but has been told under NO circumstances is he to step foot in ANY ghost building until mediators can be brought in. It could be seen as declaring a preference.)

@hypewinter @hdgnj @ailithnight @nerdpoe

#dpxdc #dcxdp #ghost buildings #what ARE haunts? #haunted houses #pariahs castle is a dramtic asshole #theyre also a bitch #its why Pariah liked them #the other castles dont have to stand for this! #local observatories are suggesting maybe the king wants some nice STARS #words are being thrown #and chairs #your architectural designs are GAUDY and no one likes you! #gasp! take THIS! #cannons go brrr

[stellarspecter]

okay i don't know if the hyperfixation will hold long enough for me to actually write this but au where everything is the same but the waylon house is just a bit more structurally sound. max doesn't die and is like 'thanks for this guys, is that the whole party or?' and everyone just sort of looks at each other like. well we don't want to anger him so what can we say but yes. and so the nerds and max end up hanging out for a night in the waylon house and the worst thing that happens is grace chastity is tempted to have a beer for the first time (she doesn't though. but with max offering it's very hard for her to refuse. or focus lol) max keeps giving them weird backhanded compliments like 'wow you guys are way cooler than you look, how'd that happen' which is not the best but it's way better than being beat up for daring to be in his line of sight, so they'll take it.

so they all hang out for the night, max is like weirdly chill and friendly, eventually he leaves and they're left standing outside the waylon house like. ?? what the fuck??? did we just befriend max jagerman???? the nerds are still apprehensive considering pete still has a black eye, grace is still boiling with religious zeal and repressed lust, and steph still doesn't really like him, but they can't help but remember how he said that trying to prank him was the nicest thing someone's ever done for him. and that just can't be true, considering he's literally the star quarterback and the main character of hatchetfield high, but.... the fact that he felt like it enough says a lot, doesn't it?

so they decide to leave the prank footage to gather dust and figure this was probably the best outcome they could have hoped for. who knows what they'll walk into at school tomorrow? maybe max will become a friend.

#and he does :) #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #npmd #i just. the brainworms. they're in me #if anything it would just be a oneshot i'm not trying to rewrite the show or anything #but like yeah max joins the friend group :) #do you ever think about how genuinely touched he was that they basically made him his own haunted house? #that shit was exposure therapy and they didn't even know it #and like dear god 'this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me'??? lines to go crazy about forever!!!! #bc like he's popular he's a star everyone knows him but no one's nice to him? do we know anything about his family? #and like obviously he's an asshole so like yeah why would people be nice to him if he's such a dick #but like.... consider this: babygirl #he was really endearing in that minute between being pranked and dying ok? #he was like a totally different person the minute the social pressure was gone #ok ok enough tag rambling. if enough people want this i will actually write it #*speaks

[myreygn]

modern au dad askeladd except he's not an actual dad but this random kid shows up to his house every day and tries to have beef over the closed food store askeladd bought and turned into an antiquarian store. turns out the food store used to be run by the kid's father until he passed away which is very sad of course but also askeladd is not gonna cooperate with some brat that borderline harasses him day by day. only that he can't call the cops because he kinda has a turbulent past and if they find out he's filling his store with stolen goods it's gonna become a huge problem. and note to destiny, the stupid kid finding out is not that great either because now he has to hear it out if he doesn't wanna go to prison and also he should probably learn the demon child's name while he's at it. shenanigans ensue.

#askeladd agrees to honor the memory of thorfinn's dad and in return thorfinn won't call the cops on him #then they fight about how the honoring should be done #askeladd doesn't want to change his entire store's image only to make sure people don't forget about the former owner #and thorfinn isn't satisfied with just a sign with his dad's name on it which is as far as askeladd is willing to go #things change when some rich jackass wants to buy every building on the street and turn the whole area into a luxury resort #now thorfinn and askeladd have to work together because thorfinn doesn't want his dad's store to vanish #and askeladd doesn’t want HIS STORE to be torn down because smuggling the stolen stuff out of town would be a pain #(also affordable houses with basements big enough to keep the meth laboratory running are rare these days) #(also also thorfinn learns some kind of martial art in the dojo across the street which is whatever but the coach is really nice) #(like. REALLY nice.) #(with a nice voice and a nice face and nice muscles and as if that wasn't enough he makes a kickass apple pie) #“bjorn is single btw” - “shut up thorfinn” - “i'm trying to help” - “go bother your twink why dontcha” #yeah thorfinn actually manages to make friends with the son of that asshole that tries to get their houses #great for the brat of course but now askeladd has to deal with a snobbish teen criticizing his cooking #not to mention the nosey nanny slash accountant the rich idiot hired to keep his twink son entertained who's very curious about the basement #he also knows a lot about modern art which. not great. well great for him but not for askeladd. #anyway tldr #askeladd has to save a street while trying to raise two boys that aren't his not falling in love and keeping ragnar out of the meth basement #thorkell is the construction worker hanging around and refusing to do his job until sven pays him quadruple the original agreement #vinland saga #bjornskeladd #thornute #ragnar and thorkell are also there #and sven but no one wants him to

[dirty-bear-rick-sanchez]

I can’t believe that Rick canonically had a slap fight with an old man because he was jealous that Summer wanted to spend time with him

Like it 100% sounds like the sort of thing we would make up for a funny post on here but nope… canon

Edit: for some reason the order of the pictures is a bit fucked up but I can’t be bothered to fix it lol, sorry

#rick and morty #rnm #rick sanchez #summer smith #mr needful #rick is such a petty and dramatic manchild and i love it #honestly as much as s1 has its bad moments (such as the r word conversation in this very episode 😬) i love the way it portrays rick #like it’s very apparent that he’s jealous and needy and just bullshitting his way through life #he feels much more… human? if that makes sense #like yeah there’s a lot of fun stuff with the whole ‘smartest man in the universe’/god complex stuff #but it’s also nice when he’s just a man who’s very good at science and a massive dumbass in all other areas of life #honestly he’s much more emotionally vulnerable to the audience #like we see him here being insecure and needing summer’s approval #and later on in the episode when he’s very clearly lonely and bored alone in the house #and greets morty too enthusiastically and then corrects himself to try and seem cool #again i was really struck by how… nice he was in meeseeks and destroy after morty shouted at him #even before he realised what had happened to morty #(i know he was an asshole before that but still) #plus the citadel episode has him crying over his memories of morty #i think i just have a mental image of s1 based on the ‘anti-pc’ jokes and dudebro perceptions of it #so i forget what it’s actually like #i mean don’t get me wrong there are definitely a lot of extremely cringeworthy ‘anti-pc’ jokes #but rick is actually much more human in s1 #also i find it so funny in this episode that at the end rick and summer actually work out #rather than rick just using some sort of technology to make them jacked #like i know they use steroids #but the fact that they actually went to all that effort cracks me up #also i would say this is the first episode where rick and summer start to actually develop their own interesting dynamic #which i love

[drbtinglecannon]

I love how while Darius has the basic decency to not abuse kids, he's still not nice, like he chooses to be a difficult asshole the entire time and it's beautiful.

For example in ASIAS, when Darius had Willow, Gus, Viney, & Skara in custody he didn't bother to tell them he had no intention of turning them into the coven and was gonna let them go. He made the situation worse for the kids and for himself because he needs to be at least a bit of a bastard every hour of the day.

And I can't even tell which personal reasoning he used is funnier:

- He intentionally withheld the information, either in some reverse psychology attempt to inspire rebellion, or to try scaring them into realizing how messed up covens really are before they learned the hard way

Or

- He simply didn't want to waste the time explaining. Just. Planned to keep them separated from their palisman until they got to Hexside, then the second they landed, open the door and tell them to go home, chop-chop, I don't have all day

Both reasons are equally a little cruel, but while one is a misguided attempt to "help", the other is just sheer fucking laziness.

I love this man.

#toh #toh meta #darius deamonne #i am obsessed with this man i love him dearly. hes not nice but hes kind. hes an overpampered designer breed. a sexy mean asexual #darius: i won't actually hurt kids but i will gladly be an asshole the entire time i have to interact with them #the owl house #any sport in a storm #somehow this guy became the perfect candidate to be the dad to The Most traumatized teen in All Of The Boiling Isles #tc posts

[artemisbarnowl]

My brother and his fiance split and I have no details but in my heart I know it's because fiance got tired of his bullshit and pulled the plug and most selfishly I think I started this excellent trend.

#me looking at the long years of my life and thinking what do i want in them? not more of this surely and splitting with my ex #my mum hearing this and going 'do i want to spend another 40 years with this? no' and being a little excited for divorce #and now beloved sorta sister in law realising 'i dont actually have to put up with this alcoholic asshole' #nice #i hope she kicks him out of her house #although that means he lives with parents and places burden on mum #for now!! #hopefully she move and he and my dad just starve and die

[imwritesometimes]

I'm not saying I hate every single human being alive that owns a motorcycle but also - godddddddd shut up. shut up shut up shut up ❗️shut the fuck up❗️

#there are SO MANY motorcycles on our street #plus the guy who runs like a shady mechanic garage out of his house up the street he services like #every goddamn asshole in town with a bike #all day. all night. SHUT UP SHUT UP. #it's REALLY NICE tonight I'd just like to have some windows open SHUT UP #erin explains it all

[vaultedthewall]

This is a Picard S3 hater blog

Look I'm all for Let People Like Things and I'm not gonna try to get into it with people but as someone who loved S1 and S2 of picard seeing everyone fawn over the ABSOLUTE GARBAGE TRASHFIRE that is S3 makes me

So I've decided to be an open hater of it so if anyone else out there hates it you can know you aren't alone. There are at least five of us.

#star trek #star trek picard #picard #I LOVED S1 AND S2 #WE STAN THE FIRST TWO SEASONS IN THIS HOUSE #TOO BAD WE NEVER GOT A THIRD #swearing a blood oath against terry matalas who wants to come with #“agnes nice borg” I'M FIGHTING YOU IN THE FUCKING PIT ASSHOLE

[nitw]

why do you gotta tell me the same thing THRICE if it's still not out for delivery!!

#leo.txt #it's EXACTLY 15 kilometers away from my home by car! i checked!!!!!! you are so unserious i swear to god #fedex denmark do you not deliver on thursdays or fridays??? hm???? im pretty sure you do?????????????? #like come on im this close to just walking out to your storage facility and pick it up by myself! and i'm a lazy asshole with adhd!!!! #denmark is so teeny tiny you could just like THROW THE THING and ill catch it with my mouth like a dog with a frisbee ITS NOT THAT HARD #this package is essential to my life! not really! but you ARE actively killing and murdering me and kicking me in the nuts by withholding i #and yknow what????? you guys don't even deliver it to my house half the time anyway!!! you just get confused because theres 2 doors #and youre like 'lol whatever not my problem' and send it to the kiosk instead! #BUT you never even send it to the NEAREST KIOSK THAT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS AWAY #you ALWAYS send it to the one that's WAYYYYY FURTHER AWAY FOR SOME REASON #what did the other poor storeowner do to you??? why do you hate and mistreat both of us so? isn't life hard enough as it is? #we literally PRINTED OUT A SIGN and TAPED IT TO THE GLASS OF /BOTH FRONT DOORS/ #with INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAILMEN #telling you that if the package is too big to fit in the mailbox to the rightmost entrance #then just CALL THE DOORPHONE and you'll immediately be let inside #so you can leave it in the entrance!!!! #WE MADE YOU A SIGN! IT'S FOR YOU!!!! THAT WAS SO NICE OF US #and yet you still just leave us in the dust (THE DUST???) (the DUST.......) #and whenever one of my packages gets sent to the kiosk anyway IT OFTEN TAKES SEVERAL DAYS FOR MY LETTER OF NOTICE TO ARRIVE #/AS A PHYSICAL PAPER LETTER. IN THE MAIL. BY YOU/ #LITERALLY 1984 #SEND POST

[inkyquince]

Thinking about... Old men... 🥰

#wanna make a silver fox #a reclusive puppet maker or some shit #got that strict grandpa vibes #broad chest and nice waist #got that white hair #hmmmm #maybe those old timey rich assholes #you break into his house? #he gonna tie u down in his basement #priest 🤝 old man #loves a basement #quinceyeasyspeaky #gotta give him a real sad old man hobby #piano but in the sad old man way #puppet making but in the sad old man way #FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST CAN MY MUTUALS STOP LIKING THIS #LOOK AWAY #IM TRYNA IMPREGNATE OLD MEN

[dudefrommywesterns]

i think this fits

#typewriter dings #also i don't think chase is (usually) an asshole for the sake of being one. he's generally a nice guy. #which is what makes him different to house #even if he becomes jaded #but he's definitely not morally upstanding or well adjusted #bill and matt can be kind but they have many moments where they just aren't. #r.c. #m.h. #p.n. #r.t. #dude #j.r. #b.b.

[plexipixie]

For some weird reason the takes I see on twitter on Mickey's character are always so bad, it's always the same "he has no personality and no flaws" recycled and it somehow always gets a lot of likes... does anyone w that take even bother to consume at least one mickey stuff???

#I never understood this sentiment at all #even when the point lead to the fact that most of mickey's content nowadays is the junior stuff #he still has a personality in there #like a lot #it's only in clubhouse he's on the verge of lacking one but it's a given since yk the kind of show it is #chit chat #I love House of Mouse and the Paul Rudish cartoons to death #dont even get me wrong on that i LOVE them #but I loathe how people pinpoint those two to be the only media ever in existence to give him a personality #All the takes im seeing makes me think people just want him to be donald 2.0 or something #with how much people think he's a better character when he's not the cheerful nice guy he is #I could've write a more cohesive ramble but my brain is short-circuiting as we speak #just had to get this out there carry on #something something people prefers assholes characters more something i ran out of space

[technovillain]

oh man. i am so......... i will vent in the tags

#my dog was put to rest today. it was tough. but i got most of my sadness out of the way yesterday. #after that #a random ass dog came into our yard and starting being aggressive and growling and barking #and we have an outdoor cat and chickens #he was being nice for a bit but got mad again and i got so mad at him after he bit at my rooster. #he turned out to be okay but i am so pissed #animal control was called. we stood outside for a solid hour waiting on them. we saw them drive past our house #they did not stop to help us #this dog is harrassing everyone in the neighborhood and we are all so tired #we took our cat in the house. the chickens are in the coop now. #so theyre safe #but somebody has to come get this stupid dog #god i hate the government. emergency services are total ass and balls. nobody ever fucking shows up when you need them #weve had problems with animal control refusing to come out and help us when a big dog was harrassing our dog #and when they finally did show up after we begged them they were being assholes and acting like the stray was our pet we just wanted rid of #and this time they just dont show up at all #after calling us to tell us they were on their way. been hours now #i am so exhausted #and now i have to take a test for a class i really want to pass but i always do horrible on the tests. and i am just so so exhausted #feel awful right now. #aguuughghhh #delete later #.txt

[berryesque]

I may not show it but my blood is boiling

#people in this house do not respect the laundry lisy #just be nice okay #not that hard to not be an asshole

[grimsneverendingfuneral]

Polish Remus and Balkan Barty will forever be my fav thing ever they are menaces and I LOVE THEM FOR IT.

when they get together their slavic nature just fuckin amplifies. those are some barszcz slurping tea chugging motherfuckers. they have rugs all over their apartments and jars of kompot in their fridge from their babcias and when they're two hours late to every party it's just normal. they wear pajamas that are a matching shirt and pants. barty drinks rakia like its fuckin water. injured? he puts rakia on the wound. itchy skin? rakia. cold feet? rakia. they're suspicious of everyone and everything they eat is flavoured with onions and garlic. they hold their garbage with grocery bags. they have high cheekbones. i could keep going

#anon #maybe this will be something i write in the future................teehee #i miss this part of my life #i havent seen my grandparents in years #theyre assholes but i miss being connected to the culture #theres a nice polish store close to my house though and when i go i just get all giddy like dzien dobry!!!