#nice pants man

[mcdannowave]

There's too many things to look at in just one gif...

Giant biceps?Tattoos?Chest hair?

Low hanging trunks? The volume of the front of those wet low hanging trunks? The volume of the behind of those wet low hanging trunks?

The V-line and Abs?The Happy trail?(Even the armpits, if it floats your boat)

#h50 6x17 #steve mcgarrett #alex o'loughlin #shirtless alex #wet alex #hawaii five 0 #I said it was too many.Also could include his gorgeous face and that beard...muito gostoso esse homem #Need to do a proper edit again here.w/ some light shinning on the good..err..i mean. the nice stuff #boy oh boy...this man is stunning . That blond detective hit the jackpot when he got this one #Danny is a lucky man #[Saturday night.McD's home] Steve was already out of the shower while Danny was sitting on their bed.putting his shoes #Steve just dried himself w/ his towel like usual.No caring in the world bc it's just D in the room.And they saw each other na.ked /alot/ #There's going to be a dinner at Kono's tonight.nothing fancy actually.But D's mind just couldn't stop staring at Steve's body..dry or wet #Living together for a time.It was still soothing seeing Steve grab his underwear & other stuff on his drawer.See him dressing up😉 #After applying deodorant.Steve put his shirt.(still no pants)when D said:''Hey babe.Your shirt is on the wrong side''. #Steve did a quick check out of his basic Tshirt but took it anyway and tried to fix the mistake.''Danno.It was right.I didnt put it- #And looking at Danny.Steve saw the blond grinning.''Oh.U did it on purpose.Let me guess.U like what u see?huh..''Steve smirked back #''That much is very /very/ true Steven.But in this case.I just love seeing u taking the shirt off''.The smile still on Danny's face #Steve then kept the shirt on his hand and slowly walked to Danny.Sitting on their bed.''Maybe I rip that shirt of urs when we get home'' #Steve eyes was already crossing the line of casual tease at home...and jumping on.'we gonna get half hour later bc we're doing it /now/' #'No''Danny laughed and raised his hand.''This is way too expensive for u to go caveman on me to ruin it.But..I'll be glad to take it off'' #Steve had his victorious-smile on his face now.Crossing arms and still only w/ his black underwear. towering his blond #Danny got up.Up close to that gorgeous hotheaded SEAL.gave him a quick peck on the lips.''Okay.Go change babe.We still need to go'' #While D grabbed his phone.Steve kept dressing himself there.''Okay.But don't forget ur promise.And i want it slow.Danny.not just the shirt' #''Hey.I didn't 'promise' nothing''...''Yeah.But u poked the lion and now you get the consequences.But don't worry.U gonna /love/ it''. #Steve kissed Danny now.And they just smiled while finished getting ready and going to the car #A dinner w/ their Ohana.filled w/ laughs & joy.And later...a gorgeous caveman that was crazy to jump on him.Danny already loved that night😏 #headcanon tags #mine

[kacievvbbbb]

I don’t really watch one piece(anime) anymore but like zoro’s fit in the egg head arc is fire. And why do sanji and garp have the same fashion sense. Like why does this dude routinely dress like a middle aged father going on vactation in Florida I mean come on 😭😭.

Zoro’s fits are always really cool tho and I will be stealing his style 👀

#zoro canonically is best dressed #cause why he got that Hawain shirt and khaki shorts on man #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #roronoa zoro #egghead arc #I try and get back into one piece then I see what maki and Robin got on and remeber all the reasons I dislike it now #like they used to have really nice fits and now it just feels like they are dressed in whatever he can get away with #without making them borderline naked. #Frankg got pants on and Robin don’t #that’s insane. #straw hat pirates #straw hats

[haunted-headset]

nobody's pointed out how wilbur has his hand in his pants & that really bothers me

#wilbur soot #wilbursoot #lovejoy wilbur #wilbur #wilbur soot imagine #serving c*nt #live laugh lovejoy #lovejoy #will gold #joe goldsmith #lvjy #mark boardman #ash kabosu #why has nobody pointed this out #like #sir #why is your hand under your pants #& on your ass #is your ass just that nice? #better than your man tits?

[scummy-writes]

#GilbertShowTummy2023

#i WANT HIM IN CROP TOPS AAARGEHEHSJDF #i am a rabid animal shaking a chew toy (he is the chew toy) #like imagine. imagine. #gil in a black turtleneck. the type that is cropped. #pants on nice but low enough so that you can see a bit of his happy trail #the man would not live til the next day if i saw him like that. #gil posting

[sluttyten]

I had a dream last night that some new NCT album teaser pics dropped and Haechan’s was a shirtless one and the man had a six pack , like he was ripped

#he basically looked like the type of shirtless man you’d see on the cover of a romance novel 😂 #shirtless and glistening #but he was wearing like black dress pants and was standing in front of a purple background with some like glittery purple streamer curtain #things?? like those cheap prom decorations? #also his hair was longish and chocolatey brown #it was a very very nice look #don’t know where this dream came from but I’m not complaining

[malev0lent-entity]

Adam outfit layers:

Zero: Nude (fig leaf for censorship). He’s tall and has a lot of body hair. Was really fit when he was human, but has gone to seed after a millennia of wealth and power. Large gold wings. He usually lets them hang by his sides because Comfy. Halo. Generally scruffy looking. 

One: undergarments. A linen shift to absorb sweat and protect the skin. Socks held up with ribbons. Leather gloves and shoes. 

Two: Kirdle. A wool support garment to smooth out the lines of the outer layers. Close fitting buttoned sleeves. 

Three: robe. Wool vestments with a punk rock twist to them. 

Four: outer garments. An embroidered wool doublet. His Exorcist mask - the face plate lights up and is semipermeable because Angel Magic . He only takes it off when he’s sleeping. 

My man is Bundled, hope it’s not too hot in heaven, otherwise he’s gonna be sweating like crazy. 

#hazbin hotel #my art #hazbin hotel adam #reference sheet #I realize that these layers are mostly medieval woman's wear and my mans homophobic #but he doesn't wear pants idk what to tell you #in another world he'd wear cargo shorts and graphic tees #but i don't see that fitting nicely under his fancy robe

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

all i want is for the gambler's den scene to be loudly blaring poker face by lady gaga. is that too much to ask

#CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE?????? HAS SOMEONE EDITED THIS ALREADY?? #local man finally forced to learn editing #the potential combined power of lady gaga and hua cheng was too strong #i speak #tgcf #lmao #every single american movie does this when they have a scene in vegas i just think it would be a nice touch #ill get him hot ... show him what i got... #i wanna roll with him a hot pair we will be / a little gambling is fun when youre with me #look me in the eyes and tell me hua cheng wasnt humming this to himself #lady gaga wasnt wrong about the seductive power of gambling #also - its about a fake front but in this scene we finally see hc's true form :) so its a reversal #could also apply to xie lian desparately trying to keep it in his pants #the dice rolling is SO horny. he hears hua chengs real voice and sees his hands and he is fucking down for the count #demisexual xie lian headcanons and the fact that he was down bad from the very beginning can coexist

[veone]

🍸its 2am, the nice dinner date you planned ended up being a little bit of dine and dash. you end up with your new boyfriend at this shitty club that's in someone apartment basement. its fun until that place gets raided by cops. as you climb out of the basement window in a drunk and hazy panic you both forget your jackets. you end up walking in the mid-west january cold a few blocks to the metro that was late and than sitting in the hallway of his apartment waiting on his landlord to come open his apartment. it was a pretty decent third date. are you having a midlife crisis? do people still have those?

#nick has this man in his white suit pants sit on this nasty floor talking about it builds character! #sunbleached:extras #ts4 #simblr #sims 4 #donovan randez #nicolas ishida #i swear don was having a outta body experience sitting in this hallway he was like wow #this man is something else #they dined and dash because nick lowkey had a panic attack seeing his ex as a waiter halfway through some nice conversation and a dry steak #and potatos and kinda just stood up blankly and left #don was a confused and followed suit like what happened? did i say something wrong??

[swiftcast-selene]

Day 29: Favorite Glamour

from practical, to... less so, an adventurer's got to have a rather large wardrobe to suit all occasions.

#miqomarch 2024 #miqomarch #ffxiv miqo'te #final fantasy 14 #seeker of the sun #aka my main looks for each expac.... #its been a time trying to figure out his style but ive been pretty consistently putting him in like. #flowy sleeves flowy pants cinched waist kind of stuff. and i think it works for him #im trying to keep him pretty masc bc that is like a big part of Himself #being a tia and a man is a big part of his identity #but not being able to be like. a Proper tia according to his father was a big part of him feeling like he wasn't enough for the longest tim #and why he was sooo desperate to feel needed. because his very first task #the one he was born to fulfill #he couldn't do at all #he's also usually pretty covered up because he has a little bit of a case of the never nudes... but i've been putting a lot of short sleeve #on him lately which do look nice i think #miqo'te are hard to dress they're so fucking SQUARE. he is a challenge but i love him!

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Oh my goodness...the floral pants. I had no ideas.

I must update my banner.

#honestly I do not blame the man #when it gets steamy? cutting the sleeves and legs off all your clothes is a way of LIFE #I know this very well #for the past several days I have been cutting the sleeves off all my white t shirts #like ya do #so I appreciate the rep from Freddy D himself #fuck cutting your hair with scissors during an episode #that shit is lame and gay #cut up all your old shirts and nice pants #our man definitely seems to have done so #fred durst #fred durst friday #limp bizkit #nu metal

[hauntedselves]

i start a new job (my first "real", full time job) in the new year, and while financially (and employability-ly) im excited, im really dreading it. and ive built it up so much in my mind that just thinking about it triggers an anxiety spiral. really i know its just gonna be. awkward, difficult, maybe embarrassing. but not the end of the world.

my new medication (sertraline / zoloft) is finally at a point where the majority of the day, im not anxious. still anxious at times, it hasnt been a magic bullet, but a lot better. adjusting to it and coming off escitalopram was awful though.

the past 2 nights ive been very anxious, almost panic attack -like. not sure if thats a med issue or something else.

i had an alright holiday period, there was of course some triggering going on (unavoidable around my stepdad, and my mum tries to micromanage it so much that it makes it worse) but overall it was ok. i hope everyone also had an at least ok holiday! (and if you didn't, im sorry & its over now!)

#dogpost #personal #hs' anxiety #i also got my helix pierced today which is cool. not nearly as painful (or as long lasting) as IM HRT lol so it was fine #i had to shop for some nice clothes for work though which as a short fat autistic trans man is awful as always. took me 3 hours to find - #- pants that fit me. and i still have to get them hemmed

[blujayonthewing]

does anyone have any idea what these harpoon looking aglet type things I found at the thrift store are? the metal's relatively strong for how thin they are, and they're not sharp

#I bought them because I can probably find Some use for them and they were on sale for like a quarter #but I am also very curious #man y'all I also got a whole bunch of pyrex boiling flasks?? AND a flower-shaped candle snuffer AND a plate that looks like a leaf #really good thrift day for weird objects and nice pants #I tried on five pairs of pants and they all? fit??? AND are comfortable AND flattering???? UNPRECEDENTED #about me

[practicalsolutions]

Worst sleeping habits ever.

#practical draws #wesley #his fans are prolly good bg noise tho #keep his spine nice and breezy #i like doodling him doing semi normal things #if you call this normal #he's a disaster man #mattress on the floor #wearing pants and shoes #bro what's wrong with you

[todayisafridaynight]

One of my fave jackets is this green jacket with a fur hood im wearin rn because 1.) its green 2.) my dad gave it to me 3.) it reminds me of saejima. Who also reminds me of my dad

#snap chats #p sure i talked bout this jacket before but idc read my diary #sorry that every other middle aged man i see i say reminds me of my dad its a compliment #tbh love how i clowned on ichi for being on premium copium bout arakawa but highkey i woulda done the same bout my dad.. i get it ichi.. #anyway :) i legally get to talk about my day with him now :)) HE SAID THE FUNNIEST SHIT UPON SEEING ME #HE SAID ‘oh wow we dress similar :)’ and keep in mind. he was wearing a latte brown coat with a black turtleneck and pants and shoes #meanwhile. i approach With Black Pants And Shoes Admittedly but then im in this goofy old ass jacket with a red scarf #and a crane-decorated dress shirt that i got two buttons undone on like DAAD you are senile. hes so funny #so fun my dad actually recognized this was the jacket he got me- it was one of the first things he bought for me after i told My Secret 🙈 #also i finally asked how tall he was and i can’t believe my dad matches the criteria to be an rgg character he’s fuckin 6’1 like i thought #AH but today was really nice- i got to hang with my sis and her husband as well as my dad’s wife :) #it was awful tho cause the second my sis saw my dad’s outfit she’s just like ‘it’s so kdramacore’ AND SHES RIIIGHT 😭😭 #we later found out dad’s wife loves kpop…. and she bought him his new clothes…. so we are no longer surprised….. AWFUL. #honestly i could write a drama based off my dad’s life i really could it has elements for it. i mean ig i kinda do that already dont i #i borrow. anyways. today was fun :) even if i almost lost my mind trying to take the train the first time #this train system was weird… it wa worth tho it was great seein popop again #yeah….. ugh i have to still drive home from the station. and hope my car is still there #i get very paranoid leaving my car alone so openly i dont like it… #anyways. bye bye :) i might nap til my stop or work on a fic i started #‘snap what happened to’ dont worry about it i need to look at something else or ill scream #ok bye 👋

[ziracona]

Collection of favorite timeline moments of Harry Osborn 180ing on Peter so, so fast after Petey was nice to him one time when he was sad. I love his character almost indescribably.

#he’s like a dog (congratulatory - I am also like one). it just took being once nice and he latched on like a burr to a pant leg love u Har #spider-man #Harry Osborn #Amazing Spider-Man #love that Peter has 0 friends ever so he’s not like ‘whoa that was fast’ he’s just like : ) ‘so happy Harry and I became best friends! yay!’ #love them both your honor. they fit perfectly

[switchytransboy]

2nd message into a conversation w someone here and i was indirectly being asked what’s in my pants bc they wanted to know “what kind of person they were talking to”

… as far as i’m concerned i’m just a trans guy and that’s pretty obvious. but “what kind of person” just made me feel like more of an object.

i’m not one for call out posts unless it’s something REALLY bad so while i won’t be saying who this was, if it wasn’t already obvious, please NEVER ask not even just trans people but ANYONE what genitals they have.

i didn’t know it was necessary information to have in order to, not even just engage in tickles, but have a conversation first??? like damn.

#and i even tried to nicely educate them after #and got ignored lol #why can’t people just treat trans people like… human beings? #this is why i’m so on and off with making new friends here sometimes #i’m either put into a box or category that helps the person make sense of my identity and it’s usually not the male/guy box 🙄 #or i’m fetishized #or i’m a 2nd choice bc some gross man can’t get girls so he goes for me since it’s assumed i have the same parts #which no i didn’t get bottom surgery but it’s still very different down there on T #like ugh #sorry to vent #i just wanna be more than trans sometimes #more than what’s in my pants #not identified or categorized by these things #but by the person i am #by the guy i am #who i am #ugh