Modern Witcher AU wherein everyone the witchers have been bamboozled into playing Animal Crossing because reasons.
Mainly because I want Eskel to have goat villagers and be like “What?” whenever someone is like, hmm, interesting, as Lil Bleater is off being a menace somewhere.
Lambert who has that one cat villager he never talks about but everyone knows about.
Aiden with that one cranky wolf villager who he’s just :) about whenever someone is like hmm.
Geralt who doesn’t know what’s happening but has like, a few wolves because hmm, but also a great many horse villagers and he gets this :| look on his face when one of them moves out and a cat villager moves in and is super keen on one of the wolves, but for whatever reason he doesn’t bother about kicking it off his island.
(Jaskier laughs forever when Geralt grumbles about it to him, because how can he not???)
Geralt also maybe looked up tutorials and whatnot on the internet to turn part of his island into a vineyard and is weirdly invested in everything even though he’d deny it if asked.
Jaskier who - so strange, really - also has many, many wolves on his island and the whatnot and is all :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD about it to Geralt’s consternation when he asks what the deal about that is, and anyway, yes.
Yennefer’s island is beautiful and terrifying in equal measure and Jaskier has no idea how she managed it at all, given the general adorableness of the game, and yet.
Vesemir’s managed to recreate Kaer Morhen and significant locations on his island and it’s been featured in several youtube videos and such.
(No one even knows he plays the game until they see one of said videos and when they ask him about it he’s like like :| and also definitely laughing at them because of course he is.)
Ciri is honestly baffled about how this all came about???
Some of he friends were playing it so she, too, got all curious about it at the time. The game’s fun, sure, but she’s still ??? at how invested everyone is?
Weird, really, and Jaskier is like hmm, yes, it really is odd, isn’t it? strange, really, with this >:D smile on his face and and then starts texting the others to what what their turnip prices for the day are and anyway, idk what happened here, but yes.
(Someone mentioned something about family bonding...stuff when Ciri first got interested in the game, and suddenly everyone was playing and then it was too late because they got invested and anyway, yes.)
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