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legobatjoker · 2 years

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tbh i had a v fun day 2day hanging out w my cousins nd stuff like we played some mario 3d world and some mario kart it was very fun althought at some point my little sister got mad bc she wanted to play minecraft but we wer still playing mariokart nd wanted to play marioparty so we told her to try to play it on our dads old xbox (which we never use but is still plugged into our tv for some reason? maybe it is used i just dont witness it FDHDFH) but then we couldnt find mario party so we just gave it to her (which is just as well bc i tihnk the minecraft disk for the xbox was scratched or smth) but nd then we did our make up nd stuff which was fun nd my siblings and cousins (not me i just used my own) used a lot of my mums makeup w out her knowing (and we all did our makeup in my parents room bc theres like. a big sliding door closet thing thats also a mirror its. hard to explain but ya FGDFGDF) which is very funny to me <3 FDHGDFHDF and then we watched princess protection program together which is a dcom abt like a princess who has to stay w this girl and her dad bc shes placed there by the princess prtection prgam bc this guy takes over her nation nd she has to pretend to b a regualr girl at the school its actually pretty good id say but like the thing tht i was paying attention to the most was that like. there this guy that has a crush on the girl the princess is staying with and like. hes played by nicholus braun ?? like the guy who played cousin greg from the succession ?? (if you dont remeber who tht is thts the one tht he looks v pathetic nd his eyes are huge) which just made it so insnaly funny to me whenever he was on screen bc likes. hes the pathetic guy from succseion from my tumblr dashboard (it adds to tht tht i follow someone who posts abt him (NOT cousin greg specifcally like nicholaus braun) in a very muhc like. studying him like a bug way) and tbh it wasnt just funny for me i think i feel kinda mean saying this but like. i tihnk bc i was pointing him out sm but like it was very funny to all of us bc he was just so awkward in all the scenes were he was there or in the background esp bc theres a homecoming scene and hes sm taller than everyone tht you can see him obviously and i kept thinking the protags were gonna like. talk to him or smth but they didnt he was j tht obvious nd akward in the scene 😭😭😭 they did have to leave spretty soon after tht but were also hanging out tmrw were going shopping together actually so tht rly rly cool sn fun !!! >:3 except im gonna be paying 4 everything my sibling wants bc they dont have any money bc they spend all their allownce on crafts stuff DFHDFDF but its fine so long as they dont ask for anytihng super expnesive its chill <3

THATS SOUNDS V V FUN IN FACT IM SO GLAD THATS EPIC…!!!! esp that princess protection movie sounds like??? a lot of fun and?? NICHOLAUS BRAUN OH MY GOD COUSIN GREG… thats actually so funny studying him like a bug is such the right vibe for thattt….

#mewtuals #castle.answers #i hope shopping tmrw is good mx!!

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royalsunshinehotel · 3 years

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im literally on my knees begging for cousin greg sfw alphabet (no rush, i know shit’s tough rn)(im just down astronomically bad for my beloved tree man)

Greg Hirsch (SFW Alphabet, Succession 2018-)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Greg would love to be affectionate, he would try so hard to hold your hand and say kind things to you.. It’s no secret he’s not the most smooth operator, but he’s trying! He’ll pick stuff up when he’s out during the day, and say it reminded him of you. He got this tiny little pig at the airport, and gave it to you because “it’s a good luck charm for my good luck charm.”

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Greg would kind of suck as a best friend, but he’s just too good of a listener to dump. He’d be so supportive of whatever half-baked hairbrained idea you’d come up with this week. He’s all in with you, and he just wants to help, even now.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Greg would love to cuddle. He would try so hard to cuddle correctly, and end up making it weird. Eventually, you’d have to angle him so his feet don’t hang off your mattress. You’d just have to push him flat and tuck yourself into his side. He’s an expert already.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Greg wants to settle down. He hasn’t planned past next week, but he wants to see you next week. Does that count?? He’s not about to lock you down if he’s got nothing to offer you. Old fashioned? Maybe. But he’s so close to getting everything he’s ever wanted, he can hold off marriage just a little longer.

He’s pretty shit at cooking, but he’s solid with cleaning. His Mom told him to turn over a new leaf, and he’s actually keeping his space nice.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Greg, at his most basic, is a hot mess. He would probably break up with you by accident, and it would take like an hour to decipher what he was actually trying to say. When it comes to break-ups (when you need to be semi-articulate), he’s not king, you’d have to do the heavy lifting.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Your tree man likes commitment! The idea isn’t scary or bad at all! Once he figures out what he’s doing past this today, he can make a game plan.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Greg can barely handle the fact that he has a girlfriend. He has a partner who likes him on purpose. YOu like him on purpose, and he’s going to be gentle with how he treats you, because this has never happened to him before. You want him on purpose!

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Greg isn’t the most familiar with hugging. His tall stature has left this a bit ‘awkward’ to execute with most people. But you’re not most people, so he’ll do whatever you want. You like to take a step up on the steps so you can hug him at eye level. You also keep a footstool around in case you need to hug him when he’s walking around your apartment. His hugs take a minute to warm up to, and you tend to put his hands where you want them. He relaxes after a minute, and he’ll hold you forever.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Greg, as we’ve established, isn’t the most experienced. He sends himself into a bit of a tailspin because Roman had to point out to him that he loves you. “Do you feel a little bit scared, like you might die.” “yES.” “That’s love bitch.” But this is like six months in, you figured he’d catch on to his own feelings eventually.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Your boyfriend gets a fair amount of jealousy. He acts on it a lot but forgets what he’s trying to say halfway through. you simply raise your hand and he defers to you to bail him out or let him sink. You bail him out because you love him, even if he stutters and stumbles, it just means he cares.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

His kisses are soft and sweet, I stand by the fact that Greg doesn’t feel great grabbing you or ‘handling’ you roughly in any way. Greg likes to kiss your cheek, because it seems so domestic. It’s something he’d seen between his Dad and his Mom when they were still together.

As for Greg, you can kiss him anywhere you want. Anywhere at any time. Do it.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

As with most things, he’s awkward. But he tries! That’s what makes Greg good, is that he tries so hard to be good. Greg tends to get bullied by children, but this doesn’t stop him from trying to be patient and figure out what the tiny person wants/needs. He’s an adult damn it!

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

You do most of your adult activities with Greg during the day, so mornings are long and lazy. Sometimes you wake up and have breakfast, sometimes you just skip breakfast and go back to bed! You’re his priority, work can wait.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nights are a bit hectic. He tends to get sent on errands “for the family”, and sometimes you have to bail him out of a bad situation, or go with him to act as bodyguard. It’s always an adventure, and you do it gladly.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Greg would love to be open with you, but he kind of forgot. He nails the first date, listens to you talk about whatever, but when you ask about him, his mind goes blank. He reveals things slowly because being asked about his history directly makes him forget it suddenly. Big mood.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Anger with Greg is rare, and it has a different shade on Greg. He gets quiet. It’s a slow, simmering type of mad that you’d miss if you didn’t know what to look for. Lucky that you do, because he’ll be blunt about it, and you can solve the problem together.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Okay, he knows it’s weird, but when you actually agreed to be his girlfriend, he studied. Greg the Egg put pen to paper and made note cards about you. He knows he can have the memory of a goldfish, but that little blue box of notecards he keeps with him at all times is a comfort. He won’t forget! He’s going to study until it’s written on his brain.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Their favorite moment in your relationship would be the day the two of you met. To this day, it’s unclear what happened, but there were fire breathing carnival people, a singular clown, police, a glitter bralette, an aerial hoop, and acrylic paint. Not in that order, but it’s hard to explain if you weren't there.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Greg’s not too protective. He’s from Canada, and at his core, he thinks people are good. He’s 6’7 so he’s not used to truly being scared while walking. He’s the biggest and tallest, he likes his height!

He’d protect you by having you walk behind him to block the paparazzi cameras, and any riffraff who want to get near his girl. His preferred mode of protection was when TMZ stuck a camera in his face and you simply started barking at the camera man. You didn’t miss a beat and perfectly replicated a mad pomeranian. That’s love.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Greg hasn’t done a relationship before, and it shows. It shows in the sense that he’s made themed notecards to study the things you’ve said about yourself. He writes anniversaries on the calendar in the kitchen, and at any given day, you could come home to Indian Takeout and a bubble bath. Greg hasn’t digested the fact that this is long term, and he’s going to treat you right while he has you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Eats like a bird and a third grade. Unorganized. He needs to write everything down to remember it. Has a blatant nervous tick when he tries to lie to people. And it’s all for YOU. That’s YOUR mess of a man!!! Good for you!!!

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Greg is slowly getting more concerned with his looks, so you’ve been sneaking up behind him and startling him whenever he looks at himself a little too harshly in the mirror.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He’s been without you before, he’s certain he could make it through. He just doesn’t want to be without you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Greg can crochet. He’s good at it too. When he first starts courting you, his awkward ass gives you all these various yarn goods, and doesn’t say where he got them. It’s not until you go back to his place that you see some pale blue yarn shoved under the couch that you truly put it together. You don’t say anything, you just wear your sweater, hat, and gloves with pride.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

I’m not saying you have to be a marshmallow queen. New York is a big bad city, and you have to have an edge to get by. What Greg needs is someone who is perfectly comfortable being soft. An edge is a good thing to have, but if you can’t put it down, he can’t get comfortable.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Greg has typically not slept well. He’s been 6’7 since he was a freshman in high school, and he’d all but resigned himself to the fact that sleep with pillows and good back support was off the table. He’s a light sleeper because of this. He’s an “active” sleeper, and it makes you insane.

But with all this new money he’s making, he surprises you with a new mattress that’s extra long to support his feet. He’s quiet after the change is made.

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