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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Jennifer: Actually... um, I need the day off.

Fury: A day off? For what?

Jennifer: For drinking.

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gothgoddess2010 · 2 years

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Nick Fury: EVERYTHING YOU DO IS GREAT AND I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU!!

Y/n: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing

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marvel-master · 5 months

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Nick Fury: What are these disgusting alien eggs? How do we get rid of them?

Nick Fury *later*: I love these kitties. I will keep these kitties.

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incorrectmarvels · 11 months

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Steve: I have a plan.

Fury: It can’t involve overthrowing the government.

Natasha: Okay well-

Fury: It also can’t involve murder.

Natasha and Steve: We have no plan.

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raiisakitsune · 2 years

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Fury: what did you all do?

The avengers: .. ..

Fury: I’m not mad i just need to know if I have to lie to the council again or not

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yourloverfromthepast · 7 months

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Y/n: Hey Nick!

Fury interrupting you: Fury.

Y/n: Yeah, we... already met, I know who you are..?

Hill: No, he just wants to be called Fury. Nobody calls him Nick, only his friends.

Y/n: Oooh, right right, I'm sorry...anyway, Sparrow! No wait, he doesn't have an eye patch...

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 8 months

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Nick Fury: Please sing the national anthem of the United States

Steve: *singing* Oh, say can you see, by the dawns early light-

Natasha: *singing* What’s so proudly, we hailed-

Bruce: *singing* At the twilights last gleaming-

Y/N: *singing* AND IIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYSSS LOVE YOUUUUUUU-

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theydidntactuallysaythis · 5 months

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kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too

fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...

kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-

fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it

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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months

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Fury: Stark, you were way out of line last mission. You need to obey Rogers orders next time

Tony: I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked

Fury: ...

Tony: And I'm assuming it's a hazard for me to be naked on a mission

Scott: I for one would be honored to be in your naked presence

Tony: ...Thank you Scott

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nam-ski · 2 months

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Fury doesn’t knows who Spider-Man is, so the mission for the Avengers is to take him down, Tony gives zero fuck and continues the lab days, movie nights and sleepovers.

One day after Peter designed a new suit he swung around to see how it fits. The Avengers just hanging out in the living room than Spider-Man swings in makes himself a cacao and swings out.

In the meeting after this:

Tony: Oh, I just forget too tell you

Fury: I hate you, so who is he

Tony: I’m not telling you

Fury: [so done with all] I hate my life [walks out of the room]

Tony: There it goes

Fury: [from far away] but I hate you more

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ragingemini · 22 days

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Bucky: Will Steve and I be gay lovers in this undercover mission?

Fury: No, as I said this is not neccessary.

Bucky:

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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months

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Fury: Alright, Barton, what’s this all about? You have 70 seconds.

Clint: Why 70?

Fury: Do you really want to waste your time while I explain my algorithm?

Clint: Right, alright.

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fandomnerd9602 · 28 days

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Can you write a story where Maria Hill has a kid but y/n has been kept "off the books" so as not to get caught up in hydra during the winter soilder

Maria leads Fury and G’iah into her house…

Fury: Hill, where are we? How are you still alive?

Maria: LMD was killed instead of me. I’ve been here since the Ultron incident.

G’iah: is this a safe house?

Maria: oh it’s safe alright.

Little Natalie runs and hugs Maria…

Natalie: momma!!!

Maria: Natty my baby!

Y/N walks in and kisses Maria…

Maria: hey tiger

Y/N: hey you

G’iah: agent and smaller agent?

Fury: you have a family?! Am I an uncle?!

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caitlynscat · 5 months

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Reuniting back at S.A.B.E.R Station

Kamala: *hugs her family*

Monica: *hugs her team*

Fury: *hugs goose*

Carol: Awwww

Carol: *holds arm out for a hug*

Carol: Oh that’s right, I have no one.

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checkingoutforheroes · 10 months

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It hurts.

Natasha: It is clean. I cleaned it already.

Y/n: Oh really? You’re saying these aren’t muds?

Natasha: I clean the other boots I guess. In my defends, it was dark that time.

Y/n: Why didn’t you switch on the light then?

Natasha wraps her arms around you from behind and kisses your neck: Because you are the light of my life. I don’t need any switch.

Y/n: You’re cute. Just admit it, it’s okay. I’m not mad. Just admit that you want me to clean your boots. I’m happy to do it for you and Yelena.

Natasha: No need to do it for Yelena. She’s a grown woman.

Y/n chuckle: And yet you are my baby. She’s your sister Nat, my family too.

Natasha: Can’t wait to know if the procedure are working. We’re having our own little family, love.

Y/n: Nat...

Natasha: I promise I will take care and protect of our family. Even if something happen, I will make sure Yelena will watch over you and our kid. She have to.

Y/n’s tears starts falling: Don’t say that! You going to be fine. You always are. You always come home after mission and I’ll be waiting for you. Doesn’t matter how long, be a week, months, years.

Yelena from far: Y/n?

Y/n: I’ll be waiting for you, to come home.

Yelena: Y/n..

Y/n: You come home.

Yelena, switch on another lights, to acknowledge her present. She knows Y/n is having another episode and sadly can’t do anything to help her sister in-law except for support: Y/n.

Y/n, back to reality: Yelena. You, do you need something? You hungry? I can help reheat the leftover for you.

Yelena, sat next to Y/n: No Y/n, I’m not hungry, thank you. What are you doing?

Y/n, try to smile: Oh, I just cleaning Natasha’s boots. Always gets dirty after her missions and she’s too lazy to clean it herself.

Yelena: Y/n..

Y/n: Yeah?

Yelena: That’s my boot. Oh Y/n...

Y/n looking at the boot and starts breaking and Yelena hugs immediately: I miss her. I miss her so much, it hurts! It hurt Yelena... I lost everyone. I lost her, I can’t find Wanda. I lost Maria too. Please don’t go anywhere Yelena. I don’t want to lose you too.

Yelena: Shhhh It’s okay sestra. I’ll keep my promise. It’s okay. I’m with you. I’m not going anywhere.

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incorrect-marvel-because-why-not · 2 months

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Fury: honestly, you’re doing a lot better than i expected

Tony: it feels like all i managed to do is… not die

Fury: and believe me, we are all shocked.

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