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Shoutout to that time DC said, "yeah, let's just have John Constantine in a three way magic marriage"
That was fun.
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dextervexter · 7 months
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hes actually my specialest and prettiest little princess
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thedemonconstantine · 4 months
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adventurepunks · 2 years
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Nick Necro, Zatanna Zatara and John Constantine one fateful evening in Oblivion
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because I am obsessed with the occult and poly-ships <3
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Rip Kenny omega it was nice knowing you
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bruz3r · 4 months
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A hand claws him from the ground and up onto the fire escape where he had been lurking on. His white lenses glowing in the dark as it peered down at him, intense even in its plain intensity, narrowing as if in judgment even if his true intent might have just been mild curiosity at best. Well, supposedly  anyway. 
He sets him down beside him. Towering over his son. Arms folding over his chest as if demanding an explanation he will put into words not even a second after. 
     “ What are you doing on this case? “ Authoritative. Demanding. Mildly frustrated. “ This one doesn’t involve magic.” As far as he knew anyway. 
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[ @defyxoblivion 🦇 ]
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nickmaniwa · 5 months
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🦃🦃 S U R P R I S E 🦃🦃
“Pro Wrestling’s BFF” Nick Maniwa & Mike Ruff (of RuffFigures.com) give a run down, just in time for the holiday, of IWA Midsouth’s Bloodfeast 2002 which took place on Thanksgiving night in our first episode of our rewatch series – Midsouth Memories. Lots of funny anecdotes and stories from what Maniwa remembers & from the first time viewing for Ruff.
You can reach Nick Maniwa on all social media – @nickmaniwa. You can reach Mike Ruff on his official website – RuffFigures.com
Available now on Google Podcasts, Spotify & Apple Podcasts.
Direct Download link - https://ia800504.us.archive.org/26/items/midsouth-memories-bloodfeast-2002_202311/MidsouthMemoriesBloodfeast2002.mp3
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jasvvy · 1 year
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cthrsis · 1 year
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Paladin has learned a lot from his dad. Like appearing in Gordon’s office without warning. He raises a finger for silence as Jim enters, grinning under the mask. “Sorry to drop in, but I wanted to let you know you had a cultist problem. I took care of it, but there’s a matter I’m afraid is outside my purview.” Nick produced a list, setting it on the desk. “Names. Of victims to occult rituals. It won’t be much comfort to their families, but I laid their souls to rest. Oh, I almost forgot. The killers are tied up in the red car illegally parked across the street.”
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He’s had practice not to look like he just had a mini heart attack whenever one of THE BAT and his partners popped up in his office. And at this point, it’s been easier to give up then try to figure out how they’d do it. 
( During working hours at least. ) 
Somehow, he manages to keep a straight face. Only looking in THE PALADIN’S direction with a bored glance and a glaze in his glasses. Walking around his desk to sit comfortably in his chair and turn on his lamp light before he opened up the folder he’d had clipped to his side. 
    “ Wait ─ “ He paused, a furrow in his brows. “ Had? “ Just to clarify. Fixing his glasses up the bridge of his nose as he took the list to read over it. The names immediately being familiar. A frown tugging at his lips as their files have collected dust in the short span of a few months when the obvious had been there. “ You work fast, kid, I’ll give you that. “ He murmured, shaking his head still partly in disbelief although at this point he really shouldn’t be. 
Sometimes it’s just shitty police work. 
Sometimes it’s a cult. 
He fixes a longer stare at the names one more time before looking up @defyxoblivion​ .
        “ We’ll put them away. “ 
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hxllblazer-a · 2 years
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“Remember folks, polycules don’t work ‘less everyone involved is on the same page and you’re communicating or y’ end up with at least one jealous bastard that’ll go batshit crazy an’ also probably gain a superiority complex ‘bout needing t’ be in power and control, push everyone away, blame you for it, and try to kill you. Probably a few times.”
If it wasn’t obvious, this is 100% experience talking here.
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fjdjdj sorry for the sudden quiet here! nick and I have been playing through gw1: factions since yesterday lmao
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catzclaw · 2 years
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“The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I said I needed a headboard with slats so that I could handcuff people to it.” Nick Necro
TFLN meme || Accepting
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"No? Really?" Thomas asked taking a sip of his drink. The nerve of some people. It was probably some old as fuck guy who hadn't gotten his dick wet in years. "Why is he kink shaming you in the middle of Ikea? Sounds like shit customer service if you ask me. What kind of bed salesman doesn't know what the slats are for? Can't be for decoration people just use it for kinky sex shit. Everyone knows that. "
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crimefightrmoved · 2 years
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Not Nick out here as an eighteen year old Robin shamelessly flirting with one of the cops at the crime scene.
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     “ Robin! We’re on a case!  “
He glared. Mostly at the cop. Partly at Nick. One would think he’d gotten used to it by now but nope. 
Still didn’t like it. 
     “ Are you working or would you rather be meeting Officer Smiley for coffee tomorrow? “
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@defyxoblivion .
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thedemonconstantine · 2 years
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Descension
( @adventurepunks​ )
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“FOKKIN’ BASTARDY BALTIC BOLLOCKS!” John yelped when they tumbled through the pull of his shadows, only to find themselves dropped into the Plane of Steam, a quasi-plane of existence that laid In Between the Plane of Air and the Plane of Fire.
“I -hic- SWEAR IS THA’ CUNTY -hic- PRICK’S DOIN’, FOKK’S SAKES-”
He was hiccuping badly through his cussing, even Lucky was coiling and recoiling from the brunt of it all. 
“SHITE -hic- FOKK -hic- ‘IN CODSWALLOPIN’ COW PLOP SONS O’ -hic- URGH!!”
John was as bewildered as he was frustrated, try as he might to reopen a portal to slide them back to the Prime but to no avail. So there they stood in the middle of a steampunk city, of course it was steampunk, with spiral buildings and swirly roads and the foggy misty skies filled with blimps of all shapes and sizes. It was very hot and very humid here, the air heavy with -yes you guessed it- steam.
“I can’t...git us out o’ -hic- ‘ere, kin yeh -hic- find a bloody portkey or sum -hic- fing?” Or get rid of this blasted hiccups so that he could be proper again?!
And the portkey better not fucking have gears on them or he’ll pitch a right fit!
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adventurepunks · 1 year
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aboutzatanna · 4 months
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To put into perspective just how forced the whole JohnZee pairing has been for the last few years, Zatanna met John 5 times in the pre-reboot continuity. That's 5 out of the 379 times she has appeared in comics before the Pre Nu 52 debut of Justice League Dark. Similarly John's Hellblazer lasted for 300 issues with his own supporting cast and love interests and Zatanna only appeared once in it.
(Yes, there was a divide between Vertigo and DC at the time but Zatanna was one of the few characters who famously flaunted the line)
Swamp Thing #49-50: this is where we first find out that these characters knew each other as John tries to recruit Zatara and Zatanna for the magical seance. Note that there is an element of manipulation involved in all of John's interactions with everyone in this issue. John was also a new character at the time and Zatanna was a very established character. Moore can be a perv so it's not surprising that he made their relationship sexual. He also basically ended the pairing with John Zatara's death and Zatanna blaming John for it. Although they were established as collegues, we got fans and writers today who think Zatanna should be a novice who needs John to lead her around and tell her where to aim her powers.
Books of Magic: In which we learn that John hasn't met Zatanna at all since the traumatic seance but feels he can just waltz in and ask her to babysit a kid for him. The writer likes him so of course it works and she hugs and kisses him, which felt so very jarring. Books of Magic is a book I enjoy except for the Zatanna scenes (and Spectres). Then we had Zee acting like a complete idiot who endangers Tim Hunter and needed to be saved by John Constantine. Really jarring when you see her appearances in JLA comics around the time where she was a powerful magician whose kicking ass. ( Yet, this one comic would decades later set the pace for her characterization in JLD as this novice with a lot of power except for when John needs to shine. ) We would later get a follow up to this in a dream sequence in the 1991 Zatanna mini series by Lee Mars but that too had a scene where Zatanna went 'oh no, I'm not as good John' which makes no sense since she has been involved in magic her whole life.
Hellblazer Vol 1 #63: Zatanna's only appearance in the title at John's 40th birthday party. I don't have any objections to this one. Zee getting high at a party with a floating joint is hilarious.
Totems mini series: A brief appearance where she turns down his offer for sex and even goes 'reven niaga'.
Zatanna Everyday Magic: I like this one. As it deals with things from her perspective. She is the one who saves him and very subtly we see her shed any resentment she may have for John but is not hung up on him. She has her own life and her own love interests, even has casual sex with them.
So we have a pairing that cratered and halfway buried, only for an ill thought out reboot to drag it back up and heavily retconning both character's respective histories to make it work. Like introducing Nick Necro and treating the seance like Zee's origin story instead of Zatanna's Search. Ignoring any aspect of her that's not related to John, like all her relationships with the JL members (except Batman) don't matter anymore even though they played important roles in her life as well. Yet, John gets to keep most of his history and supporting cast and even get several shots at an ongoing. Zee ends up being treated as less smart, less competent and daresay even less sexy, whenever the JohnZee pairing comes to the forefront. The seeds were there since even their second meeting.
I don't see why this pairing needs to be treated as something so sacrosanct that the characters aren't allowed to grow past it. It's definitely not an earned relationship that's up there with Clark/Lois, BatCat, WallyLinda or BarryIris. It's only post nu52 that writers can't seem to go two pages without mentioning the pairing whenever Zee shows up. And I hate the fact that it's lead to Zee developing a reputation as a woman with a bad body fetish. Yet another aspect of the character they had to twist to make the pairing work.
It's not just that Zee deserves better, it just plain doesn't make sense. Even on it's own, it's a constant merry go round 'oh John, you are lying to me, I can't trust you/John, you lied to me, I trusted you. Everyone in JLD gets this but Zatanna gets it the worst.
Also, Zatanna didn't 'choose him', they were apart then the reboot happened and DC went 'well, lets pretend these two are an angsty couple who can't quit each other, forget anything that might contradict this narrative'.
To drive the point home; compare Zee's last appearance in 2022 in JLD as team leader where she was shown to be reckless and dumb leader who endangered her team for no reason and refused to take responsibility (of course John comes out looking good). To her later appearances in Batgirl and the excellent Knight Terrors crossover team up with Robot Man.
Once she is away from John, she goes back to being her fun, competent, bad ass, sexy self.
Side note: Can we also go back to a time when Zatanna, Phantom Strnager, Spectre and Dr Fate were bad asses and not chumps so John Constantine can look cool as he pulls out a vaguely defined spelled from his ass? I saw scans from a comic recently where he got the drop on freakin' Waverider recently.
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