#nie huaisang incorrect quotes

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Xichen: [sees Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian together]

Lan Xichen: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Nie Huaisang: You mean...you ship them?

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[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: I'm gonna need a human skull and you can't ask any questions.

Wei Wuxian: Only if you also don't ask why.

Wei Wuxian: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: ...

Nie Huaisang: This one is fine.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #source: tiktok

[nixster627]

Nie Huaisang: Did you hear? Jin Zixuan almost got hit in the parking lot this morning.

Wei Wuxian: I know. He's a lot faster than I thought.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: Don't worry. I'll get him next time.

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[theineffableoystercatcher]

Lan Wangji: I know you snuck out last night, Wei Ying. Nie Huaisang, whispering: Play dumb! Wei Wuxian: Who's Wei Ying? Nie Huaisang: NOT THAT DUMB!

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[lovewanxian]

Nie Huaisang: so how did the mission go?

Wei Wuxian: well someone *gives Lan Zhan a side eye* insisted on following the traffic laws in the middle of a car chase

Wei Wuxian: so I had to climb into his lap to take over driving for him.

Lan Wangji: hn

Wei Wuxian: don't you start, it was a car chase! That's more important than driving the fucking speed limit!

... later ...

Nie Huaisang: you just wanted Wei Wuxian to sit in your lap, didn't you?

Lan Wangji: ... mn

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Nie Huaisang: Wei-xiong, for $1000, would you have sex with Lan Wangji?

Wei Wuxian: Shit, that's tough. Would I have to pay the thousand all at once, or in installments, or-

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[mianqingxuan]

Jiang cheng: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Wei wuxian: I’ve been zoned out for the past two hours.

Nie huaisang: I got distracted halfway through.

Lan wangji: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Jiang Cheng: I’m always the last to know anything!

Jiang Yanli: That’s not true.

Jiang Cheng: Yes, it is. I was the last one to know about Huaisang falling off the roof and landing in trash. I was the last one to know about Jin Zixuan accidentally wearing his robes backwards. I was the last one to know about Wei Wuxian’s crush on Lan Wangji.

Lan Wangji: What?!

Wei Wuxian: *goes red*

Jiang Cheng: Oh looks like I was second to last.

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[twistedappletree]

lan xichen: what have you got there, wangji?

lan wangji: wei ying

wei wuxian: lan zhan! you’re supposed to say ‘a smoothie’

lan wangji: but i have wei ying

nie huaisang behind the camera: oh for crying out- CUT!

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[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Nie Huaisang: I’m doing my best.

Nie Mingjue: You’re not doing anything.

Nie Huaisang: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.

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[erivroom]

MDZS characters as things me and my best friend have messaged to each other

NHS: ugh i have eng literature homework

WWX: send it to me i can help

NHS: (photo sent of a giant super complicated english textbook page)

WWX:

WWX: 42. the answer is 42.

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[uncorrectintamed]

[Wuxian and Wangji flirting]

Jiang Cheng: [staring at them silently]

Nie Huaisang: You're really quiet today, Jaing Wanyin.

Jiang Cheng: [still staring] Nobody plans a murder out loud, Huaisang.

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[lucky-cat-13]

Lan Qiren: That's it! You're all grounded. *Pointing at each of them* Jin Zixuan, no servants for you. Wangji, no rabbits for you. Wei Wuxian, no Wangji for you.

Wei Wuxian: Aw, c'mon!

Lan Qiren: Nie Huaisang, no bird for you. And Jiang Cheng... is there anything you love?

Jiang Cheng: ... Revenge.

Lan Qiren: Then no vengeance for you.

Jiang Cheng: I was gonna say "I'll get you for this" but I guess that's off the table.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #jin zixuan #lan wangji #source: tiktok

[nixster627]

Nie Huaisang: Wei-xiong, he may be a 10 but-

Wei Wuxian: But nothing. Lan Zhan is perfect.

Nie Huaisang: He talks to the bunnies like they are people.

Wei Wuxian: Which is adorable.

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[theineffableoystercatcher]

Nie Mingjue: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.

Nie Huaisang: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? 

Nie Mingjue: NO-

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[lovewanxian]

Nie Huaisang: Wei Wuxian, don’t pretend you’re not the type of guy to keep a list of all the people you’ve slept with

Wei Wuxian: you’re right, it’s called a marriage license

Wangxian: *high five*

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