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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 4 months

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what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho

Bonus from a later reblog:

FWUMP

#turning nmj into an owl to incite brother shenanigans :3 #he has three didis and he can't get them to FIT under his wings!! he can't protect them!#you YEET the da-ge?? you yeet him like the soda can???#JAIL FOR HUAISANG #lil bro is a bird-lover u know he'd be delighted #and overly invested in teaching da-ge how to fly via flap power #until the owl sleep schedule conflicts with canary song-time and da-ge is chasing his songbirds around at the ass-crack-of-dawn o'clock #it'll wear off eventually no worries chifeng zun #buuuuut u keep losing ur temper? then u keep poofing into a flying feathery marshmallow bird that has to hack up pellets #giving chifeng zun the power to be a flying pillow with claws that can double in size and make people piss themselves with demon screeches #he gets to keep his mind intact but he has to be a bird first and suffer indignities #such as various brothers needing soft owl hugs Right Now #altho the ability to harass and prank a-holes and blame it on owl brain is a perk #jgs says something in-character and owl-nmj swoops him and Yoinks some jewlery #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #nie brothers #lan xichen #jin guangyao #zewu jun #chifeng zun #lianfang zun #mdzs #the untamed #fanart

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sluty-hanfu · 5 months

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mdzs chibi gang sketch (with Moshang as guests)

work in progress

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goatpunches · 10 months

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Hear No Evil / See No Evil / Speak No Evil

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Yi City Version

#i have a lot of 3zun feelings after finishing mdzs #OUGH #i’ve had this illustration planned since i read vol 2 but i put it on hold until i finished the series #very happy with how it came out #i spent a lot of time deliberating who would be who with this saying #i feel like you can put an argument for any arrangement #but this one also made the most sense composition wise #lan xichen #jin guangyao #meng yao #zewu jun #nie mingjue #3zun #mdzs #grand master of demonic cultivation #fanart #mxtx

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siderealencoder · 7 months

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TLJ x Lao Nie inspo gift for @robininthelabyrinth from Lurker

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #svsss #scum villains self saving system #scumbag system #tianlang jun #lao nie #mdzs fanart #svsss fanart #siderealencoder art

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twistedappletree · 4 months

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lan xichen: what have you got there, wangji?

lan wangji: wei ying

wei wuxian: lan zhan! you’re supposed to say ‘a smoothie’

lan wangji: but i have wei ying

nie huaisang behind the camera: oh for crying out- CUT!

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nangongpuye · 3 months

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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 3 months

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pieridae-art · 5 months

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MXTX bravely asks the question “what if a sword was fucked up?”

#mxtx #mdzs #tgcf #svsss #this is about #nie mingjue #yue qingyuan #xie lian #jun wu #luo binghe #hua cheng

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guqin-and-flute · 4 months

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Mingjue strikes me as the type of guy to not offer up information about his sexuality/sex life in general but also doesn't consider it something to hide (and just doesn't care enough to.) Partly because he thinks it's stupid that people think it's their business at all and partly because he doesn't see it as shameful. He's got so much other shit going on and he's not gonna live forever, he's definitely not wasting time on worrying what Sect Leader Yao thinks of who he invites into his bed.

But people see him speaking out against Jin Guangshan's degeneration and the general Jin Vibe of opulence and indulgence, they assume that means he classes all """deviant""" sexuality in that category, and his reputation as being so rule and honor code abiding they assume he will agree as passionately with all of society's mores (re: homosexual encounters) and just assume he's strictly straight and discount any rumors that he isn't.

'Sleep with a man? Chifeng-zun? You must be joking.'

Meanwhile Mingjue is like, 'What? Yeah, we did. Can we get back to what we were doing, now? I couldn't give less of a shit and you're wasting my time.'

And still people would be like, 'Man, I don't know where these rumors are coming from!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'

#also on the flip side Jgy can't escape promiscuity rumors in every sphere of his life #and assume that any standing he got in the Nie clan was by seducing poor nmj with his preternatural wiles #and thus blamed on Jgy #kinda like people with wwx and lwj where even when Lwj literally stood on koi Tower steps and said #' i knew who he was. fuck all of you. I'm going with him. peace out' and carried his stabbed boyfriend away #and everyone cried 'HOW HAS THE YILING PATRIARCH MANAGED TO BEWITCH HANGUANG-JUN SO!! HE MUST BE UNDER A SPELL'#bro some people are bi plus you all suck #ANYWAY #nmj #text #my stuff #I'm just rambling but thats how i write him

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coulsandies · 3 months

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mdzs headcanon of the day #148 !

one time, lan xichen, nie mingjue, and jin guangyao time got shit faced together and had a four hour long vent session on mingjue’s kitchen floor. the only one who can remember more than thirty minutes of it is jgy, but all he remembers outside of the crying and apologies is losing his shoe and whining because now he has one shoe and everyone’s too drunk to carry him and that he was also really hungry

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piiinkfreak · 6 months

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Just two sect leaders and A-yao

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symphonyofsilence · 4 months

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“Believe it or not, you don't have any choices anyway.”

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #chen qing ling #xiyao #jin guangyao #meng yao #lan xichen #lan huan #zewu jun #nie huaisang #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #my two cents #welp neither of them are exactly free and they're injured in all ways but physical but that's hardly on JGY they did it themselves #Jiggy kept his promise with his last breath <3

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evie-doesnt-write · 3 months

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My MXTX faves are so fucking wild because none of them fall in remotely similar troupes. From MDZS, it's Wen Ning and Nie Huaisang. Tianlang-jun and Liu Qingge from SVSSS. And Shi Wudu and Mu Qing from TGCF. Not only are these characters not remotely similar, but also none of them would get along together (except maybe TLJ and NHS)

#evie rambles #we have;#emotionally repressed sweetheart zombie with anger issues #overly dramatic incompetent theater kid (actually intelligent af)#malewife who deserves snuggles but gets struggles (also dramatic theater kid)#tsundere jock gay who thinks he's in a love novel (turns out he's in a horror novel and also not even the love interest)#capitalistic machiavellian asshole with oldest sister syndrome #and #local emotionally repressed working class poor meow meow #tgcf #svsss #mdzs #shi wudu #mu qing #wen ning #tianlang jun #liu qingge #nie huaisang #mxtx

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lilapplesheadcannons · 11 months

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The Imaginary Boyfriend

"I have a boyfriend."

Lan Qiren's knife slipped on the dinner plate with an ugly screeching sound. His brother let his piece of steak slip off from his fork, his mouth gaping at the sudden proclamation.

Lan Xichen thanked his lucky stars that he hadn't taken a sip out of his water yet. Looking at the murderous look his mother was casting towards her husband and brother-in-law, they were in for a lecture on proper dinner etiquette expected from adults the moment they got out of the restaurant.

Mrs Lan broke the awkward silence," That's great, A-Zhan. What's his name?"

Lan Zhan shifted in his high chair, "Ummm, his name is..... his name is XianXian."

"That's the name of your bun.. ouch! Honey!"

Mrs Lan, who did amateur theatre in her 20s, conveyed the promise of a slow, painful demise to her husband via a single glance. "That's lovely, darling. Does XianXian study in your school?"

Lan Zhan shook his head, "He doesn't study at all."

He used his fork to spear a piece of chicken before adding as an afterthought, " XianXian draws."

Lan Qiren opened his mouth before closing it abruptly. The rest of the dinner passed without any further interruption. Lan Zhan started to nod off as dessert arrived despite Xichen's best efforts to keep him awake and was fast asleep by the time he was secured in his car seat. Uncle opened his mouth again to say something but seemed to change his mind after catching Xichen's eyes in the rear view mirror.

Later, once Lan Zhan has been deposited safely in his bed, hugging his plush bunny and Lan Xichen has been permitted to stay up another half an hour extra because it's friday, the adults gathered in the living room for a drink before bed.

"He has gotten an imaginary friend," Lan Qiren winced into his drink. "Normal for his age. I wouldn't worry about it."

"An imaginary boyfriend, ha ha."

"I am not worried. And he could be a real friend," Mrs Lan sounded like she was trying to convince herself.

"A new boy? Starting in the middle of the school year? And A-Zhan making friends with him? He doesn't even get along with the Nie kid."

"They just got off on the wrong foot."

All three adults winced this time. It was a good thing the Nies were a close family friend who let bygones be bygones. If it were the Jins or the Wens...

"I just think he might become even more reluctant to get along with his classmates if he's spending even more time inside his own head."

Lan Qiren paused to mull his brother's words. "He'll grow out of it, I am sure. Kids forget things quickly."

Except Lan Zhan proved his uncle wrong. He came down to breakfast on Saturday morning with stories about how XianXian had a mother who was a fairy. In the afternoon, he plopped himself in front of the rabbit hutch and solemnly introduced the bunnies to the drawing of their new parent, a red and black round blob drawn with crayons. At bedtime, Mrs Lan had to kiss 'XianXian' good night as well.

On Sunday, Uncle took both of them to softplay. Lan Zhan took a look at the screaming children and promptly hid himself in a corner of the ballpit. He only mentioned XianXian on the car ride home. "XianXian can climb up the big slide."

At night, 'XianXian' was taken down from his perch on top of Lan Zhan's study desk and was laid down beside his pillow. On a brighter note, Lan Zhan didn't put up his usual resistance to brushing his backteeth once Mother told him XianXian brushed his teeth every night.

The next week, the family was treated with more stories of XianXian. XianXian could eat spicy food. XianXian could draw better than anyone (at this point, Lan Zhan cast a regretful glance at his brother). XianXian was an only child till Wednesday, but by Thursday afternoon, he had gained an older sister and a younger brother. XianXian had parents who were in America. And they would bring toys for Lan Zhan too when they came back. XianXian not only had an uncle, but he had an aunt, too. He was never made to eat bell papers. XianXian loved swimming. XianXian got along with everyone, even HuaiSang.

By week 2, even Lan Qiren was shaken. "He's trying to project his own aspiration on his imaginary friend."

Mrs Lan, who was told by her youngest son only this evening that she was almost as pretty as XianXian, looked slightly miffed. "I just hoped he'd at least be a teenager before he got a boyfriend, imaginary or not..."

They got interrupted by a jubilant Xichen who had wondered in with the cordless phone in his hand. "Mother, Da-ge and A-Sang are going to the beach this weekend. Can we go as well, please?"

Lan Qiren nodded, " We could all use some fresh air."

Xichen removed his palm from the receiver and started urgently speaking into it.

Lan Zhan took the news surprisingly well. Instead of his usual silent tantrum at the prospect of spending time with A-Sang and other children, he nodded sagely saying, "XianXian likes the beach too," before going back to his drawing of another red and black blob.

Lan Xichen was able to spot Nie MingJue and HuaiSang in the car park before their car came to a full rest. He ran towards the boys while they started waving at him. Lan Qiren followed him because leaving a pair of 10 years old in charge of a 5 years old in a beach is just asking for trouble no matter what Lao Nie said about self-reliance.

Mrs Lan yelled at them, " We will see you guys at our regular spot."

Except their regular spot was taken. A bronzed man carrying a baby in a sling was spreading his supplies on a purple beach towel. A girl slightly younger than Xichen frowned in concentration as she dug at the sund with her toy shovel. The man raised his head and smiled at Mrs Lan, showing a crooked canine. She smiled back in response and then started to spread her own beach towel. Lan Zhan solemnly put down his own baby bucket and started helping.

"Nice day, isn't it? I was worried it might get cloudy."

The baby squirmed in its sling and made a dissatisfied mewl. Lan Zhan scrunched his nose before moving to stand closer to his mother. Mrs Lan put her arm around his shoulder, " This is A-Zhan."

"Hello, A-Zhan. This is A-Li, and A-Cheng." The man pointed at his kids. "My wife has taken our nephew for ice-cream."

Mrs Lan opened her mouth, probably to continue with the pleasantries, but she was shocked into silence. Lan Zhan suddenly yelped out a short cry before breaking into a run. Before an aghast Mrs Lan could gather herself to give chase, Lan Zhan was met by a boy his size wearing red and black swimming trunks. The two boys were apprehended by a woman who herded them back towards Mrs Lan.

"A-Zhan, why did you run like that?"

"A-Ying, that's dangerous. Don't run..."

Both sets of parents started at the same time. But they got interrupted by A-Zhan, who proudly declared, "This is XianXian."

Mrs Lan continued to gape. The woman was the first to recover, "Oh my, you must be A-Ying's A-Zhan. He has been talking about you for weeks now."

Lsn Zhan nodded. The woman turned to Mrs Lan, " We don't know how to thank your little boy. You see, poor A-Ying had to move in with us because his parents are on a research trip. We were so worried he'd have a bad time getting along with his new classmates. But, it seems like A-Zhan here was a perfect angel."

Mrs Lan weakly smiled. " Yes, A-Zhan kept talking about his new friend, too. But why does he call him XianXian? "

The man extended a hand to ruffle the boy's already messy hair, "His courtesy name is Wei Wuxian. A-Ying is more of a nickname."

The boy jerked his head away but didn't release his hold on Lan Zhan's hands. The boys started to talk earnestly. Or more like Wei Ying talked while Lan Zhan seemed to absorb every word with his entire being. A-Ying's aunt offered to go get more ice cream to replace the ones she had dropped. Mrs Lan spotted her brother-in-law, leading the small team of children towards them. She relaxed her tense muscles and laid down on the towel; then jerked back up because of Lan Zhan's solemn declaration to the group, " XianXian and I are getting married."

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twistedappletree · 10 months

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Nie Huaisang before running to Lan Xichen, probably

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NHS: I NEED AN ADULT

JL: You are an adult.

NHS: I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT

#mdzs #the untamed #nie huaisang #jin ling #lan xichen #the babiest babygirl to ever babygirl #mdzs crack #incorrect mdzs #mo dao su zhi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #apple babble 🍎#zewu jun #lan huan

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the-pudding-is-a-lie · 1 year

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Today the “dark lipstick looks amazing but you know what looks even better? dark lipstick smeared across naked skin!”-cellbrain was in charge.

I am currently working on making my sketches look more presentable and also on practicing different body shapes. So I tried to make Meng Yao look rather slim (he kind of turned out looking a bit too toned in my opinion but oh well) while going for a more strongman like physique for Nie Mingjue. :)

[image ID: 3 digital sketches of Nie Mingjue, Lan Xichen and Meng Yao aka Jin Guangyao from The Untamed/MDZS in a modern au setting, showing them to their hips. Meng Yao’s hair is braided in his canon hairstyle. While he is wearing a pair of pants, his torso is naked and covered in dark red lipstick marks. One of his arms is raised to push his hair back to show off the marks at his neck. He is looking at the viewer with a smug smile.

Lan Xichen’s hair is half pulled up in a messy bun, half falling down his back. He is wearing a lose shirt. One hand is raised into mid-air, holding a dark red lipstick which he is half-way through applying to his lips. His eyes are closed and he looks happy and relaxed.

Nie Mingjue is also wearing pants while his torso is naked and covered in dark red lipstick marks. One of his arms is raised as he is currently wiping at another mark on his cheek, smearing it across his skin. He is looking at the viewer. His hair is pulled up into a messy ponytail. He has a sidecut and both of his arms are covered in tattoos made of different geometric patterns. End ID.]

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