made him too tall but we,ll fix that next time
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All dads: they don’t remember how old their child is, when their birthday is or where they study
Nathan Wesninsky: I will make a surprise for my son in honor of his 19th birthday by writing on the wall of the locker room in which he will be congratulated at that time, even if at that time I am in prison.
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Someone trying to flirt (they never learn): Can I have your phone number?
Neil: I don't know my number but my boyfriend knows, ask him
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the series All For The Game is absolutely insane. the amount of respect I have for Nora for making up a sport and then creating the most dysfunctional traumatised group of losers and then somehow making it work is immense.
but it doesn't work because they're all high and drunk 100% of the time and have so many problems and actively torture their bodies(specifically Neil and kinda Kevin). They do so many sports and have so many thoughts and there's mafia and drugs and then somehow the most respectful consenty queer relationship still manages to happen and now they all live playing exy in my brain forever.
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My piece for the aftg reverse big bang! Y'all know me and how I love my aus! Go read the accompanying fic A Cruel Twist of Fate by nvrhrdofhm @foxy-rocky It's great!!
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I'm not sure if this has been pointed out before. But. Can we appreciate that Kevin and Neil have Irish and British mothers respectively. Like in some Kaleigh and Mary live AU how at each other's throat's they'd be with each other. In like catty silly ways and kinda serious ways too. But also. Can we imagine post cannon Neil and Kevin are watching an Ireland vs England match and going fuckin nuts rooting for their home team. Yeah. Just.
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What do I think the Foxes bus will be like?
After searching the Internet, I found out that a post with the same bus was released on Twitter on the College Gameday account with the date September 30th. 2016 (they also have a tick) One to One
And of course they must have orange seats
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Aaron: what's going on here??
Nicky: Neil got drunk and started singing in French.
Andrew:*aggressively tries to understand the meaning of the words from the song *
*puts a knife to Kevin's throat* tell the fuck what he's singing about.
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