#nieyao

[khattikeri]

3zun is just so funny to me. it's so tasty.

you canonically have A Guy who got murdered barely at his mid-20s bc he shoved his ex down a flight of stairs and called him a son of a whore in a fit of anger and the ex got paranoid enough to go "alright that's fucking it he HAS to die". he's right to scream about his ex obviously planning on killing him, he's just wrong to assume his ex was always a crazy evil bitch and not, y'know, paranoid and upset at being shoved down a flight of stairs. c'est la vie.

you have Other Guy, the ex in question who got het married to his own half-sister because "too little too late the wedding's tomorrow and we already have a kid on the way, shit, her reputation will be ruined forever if i abandon her now and don't publicly explain why, fuck, guess i'll lie to her the rest of our lives" and that's not even the tip of the iceberg of crimes and other unfortunate follies he's willing to commit in the name of status and personal safety. he murders and dismembers the First Guy and keeps the body's head in his fun little mirror closet. he talks to it now and then. just girly things.

you have The Final Guy, who happens to love both of these batshit individuals and refuses to 100% side with or denounce either of them, or even really investigate the shit they're claiming about each other, which pisses them both off and leaves everyone in varying levels of unhappiness and distress. he recognizes the First Guy's disembodied chest by musculature alone. he and Other Guy lovingly eye-fuck for nearly two full decades before he realizes Other Guy murdered First Guy and lied about it. he is tricked into stabbing Other Guy and goes into self-imposed indefinite solitary confinement over it while his two partners' souls and zombified bodies are trapped together in a coffin doomed to torment each other for over a century.

amazing and quirky of them, you have to admit.

#keri chats #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #3zun #nieyao #nielan #xiyao #mdzs spoilers

[duohensheng]

trying my hand at mdzs text post memes ft jgy, 3zun, nieyao and xiyao

(terrified I’ve somehow copied someone else’s idea since I’ve seen so many of these, please lmk if I have and I’ll delete it!)

#jgy #get jgy with it #xiyao #music and letters and tea #nieyao #myart #mdzs memes #mdzs text post meme #cql #cql meme #Jin guangyao #lan xichen #nie mingjue #3zun #mdzs #the untamed #the untamed memes #the untamed art #mdzs art

[goatpunches]

the idea came to me in a fever dream

#don’t worry … stickers are being made #i’ve designed LOTS of stickers in the last few days #ghost kings and quanyin …. #nieyao #nie mingjie #jin guangyao #mdzs #grand master of demonic cultivation #fanart #mxtx

[aphel1on]

text post meme: 3zun pt 1

#3zun #nieyao #xiyao #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #lan xichen #the untamed #mdzs #text post meme #aphelion.txt #jgy #nmj #lxc

[lei-llustrations]

Oops.

Huaisang’s fan inspo: 螳螂捕蝉,黄雀在后 “The praying mantis stalks the cicada, not knowing that the oriole is lurking behind.”

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #魔道祖师 #lan xichen #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #my art #jin guangyao #nielan #nieyao #3zun #xiyao #cql #The imagery came to me from the danmei gods #this is a banger to me okay #using the tumblr scroll feature in my composition again #If u noticed the fan in the first image you have NHS obsv skills

[toffee-arts]

nieyao is my guilty ship ahaha im a sucker for doomed relationships;/ ironic how the butcher ended up being the butchered. (poem by: margaret atwood)

#u thought i would draw wangxian first #u thought wrong #but uhh since this is out of my system #wangxian next uwuw #mdzs #nieyao #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #meng yao

[littlesmartart]

from this post, another goof for the post-Safety of Distance AU. you know that as SOON as NMJ gets his sense of humour back he's unstoppable 😌

#sodverse #nieyao #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #the untamed

[3cosmicfrogs]

Guy on fire since 5 minutes old: "Stop complaining. Being on fire is fine actually. Why don't you just set yourself on fire."

#peace and love but i dont think youre a very objective judge on this actually da-ge #silly doodle things #i really need to come up with a re-design for jiggy. ive yassified mingjue but next to All That jiggy just looks plain. #this is a riverdale reference btw #anyway #jgy #nmj #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #artfromthefrogs #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #nieyao #why not ill tag it

[benevolenterrancy]

careful nmj, he might think of other ways to fix the height disparity...

@uncorrectintamed's post makes me laugh every time I see it!

#mdzs #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #nieyao #nmj #jgy #meng yao #my art

[agendratum]

The Untamed as text posts (99/?)

#the untamed #cql #mxtxnet #theuntameddaily #cqledit #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #nieyao #cqlmemes #mt #sorry this was HILARIOUS in my brain

[bishy437]

arm strength + exercise (pt. 2!)

#huaisang papapas but Da-ge is forever in denial about it #papapa counts as exercise right #obligatory pls don’t steal my tags tag <3 #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #nie mingjue #sangcheng #nielan #nieyao #lan xichen #jin guangyao #mxtx #mdzs fanart #mine #nie bros

[goatpunches]

er-ge is very happy with this arrangement

#long time no post but i’ve been hustling between conventions #here’s a new sticker .. again … #gonna be at eccc and if you won’t catch me there i’ll be reopening my etsy in march #3zun #jin guangyao #lan xichen #nie mingjue #fanart #mxtx #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #nieyao #xiyao #nielan

[thatswhatsushesaid]

what if the whole jianghu was on grindr actually

#this stupid post features crackships whose names i don't even know sorry #i'll tag the ships i recognize tho #for filtering purposes #suyao #xiyao #wangxian #xuexiao #songxue #ruoyao #nieyao #chengxuan #pls tell me the crackship names for jc/jzx #and sms/lwj #among others lol #mdzs shitposting #god you guys have to stop letting me make these while i'm high

[lei-llustrations]

FULL IMAGE and also Huaisang’s face

Ah but I couldn’t resist moving Huaisang’s fan to its default position, cropping things totally makes them more cinematic yknow

#The original is way better though I just wanted ppl to be able to see his fan design #huaisang gains strength points when you can just see his eyes #Blur that foreground! We faking cameras here #mdzs fanart #nie huaisang #3zun #mdzs #lan xichen #jin guangyao #meng yao #xiyao #nieyao #my art

[pwicniq]

when I ran out of thread I couldn't let go

but that's not sewing that's, that's just poking holes

#mdzs #3zun #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #nieyao #xiyao #jin guangyao #lan xichen #nie mingjue #my art #can you guys pity me and give this some love bc ive been struggling w it for a year and if it doesnt do well i think i might cry

[littlesmartart]

husband: are you drawing gay sword wizards kissing again? me: I AM PROVIDING AN IMPORTANT SERVICE TO MY COMMUNITY 😤

#3zun #nieyao #xiyao #nielan #nie mingjue #lan xichen #jin guangyao #afvsjh #the untamed