i love the head cannon that homophobia and transphobia just don't exist in the hatchetverse. like yes, we're all for telling taylor to repress all of their sexual feelings, but we'll obviously respect their pronouns while doing so. i like to believe that all the hatred is directed at clivesdale instead of minorities
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Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare (1987)
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A loud ass explosion just happened and the whole building shook. And while getting my dog from under the kitchen table I saw smoke coming out of neighboring buildings. There were two explosions actually, and my friend from across the city heard them too but only several seconds later due to sound delay. We heard them almost immediately because of how close they were. There are more missiles in the air. The air raid has been happening for hours already, and we had one earlier at night as well. It's 8 am right now. Cities like Kharkiv (north-east), Lviv (west), Odesa (south-west), Dnipro (south-east), Khmelnytsky and Vinnytsya (west-center) and Kyiv (north-center) were targeted and damaged. I think I'll update later, either with more information or just to say that the air raid is over and that we're ok
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There was an evil tentacle monster in the stairway, but it would only eat people who were listening to rock music.
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I’d take canoes over condoms any day 🙌
the absolute CHOKE HOLD this man has on me.
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