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Dick, pointing to Jason's photo : This is Jason. He was our brother. He liked literature and was very good at school. People would've told you he was violent but he was the sweetest and would've never been on the wrong side.
Damian, who has seen Jason training in the League of Assasins to commit homicide and probably mass murder in Gotham : Okay
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After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
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something clearly went wrong after kid one, bruce
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Batkids being asked "Why does Batman show the lower half of his face?" And the answers are actually pretty accurate 😂😂
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A Damian twitter post for you all
Based on this tiktok.
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bruce wayne seems like the exact type of dad to hear that his kid likes something and latch on to that info like a leech.
like dick says he likes the color blue and for the next x amount of years, everything bruce gets dick is in blue.
jason mentions liking strawberry flavoring and suddenly candy, drinks, ice cream, cake, doesnt matter, is all strawberry flavored
every holiday or birthday tim gets photography stuff. bruce gets tickets to attend photography gallerys and researches it in order to engage in conversation.
just that whole dad thing where he finds one (1) thing that his kid enjoys and latches onto that fact in order to connect to them (awkward for the kdis when its ten years later and theyre pretty indifferent to that thing now but you know their dad is trying so they’re not gonna say anything)
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Ngl, I do love me a feral/enraged Dick Grayson <3
Credit to @honeysgalaxy for providing photos of the new panels
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Bruce: I pissed off Jason to the point he decided to take out stitches in my uniform… it fell apart as soon as I put it on
Dick: That’s the thing with pissing off a ‘dead’ man. He’s got nothing but time
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they're going to see the greatest cinematic masterpiece of 2023
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*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*
Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?
Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...
...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.
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Tim : Who is this?
Dick , holding Damian in a tight grip knowing full well he will jump Tim as soon as he lets go : Our New Brother
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a kind of batfam meme to your feed😎
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