Y/N, helping Dick through a romantic crisis: Dick, you have a lot to offer a partner. You’re funny, you’re smart-
Tim: You’re flexible-
Jason: You’re sweet I guess-
Damian: Oh, did you want me to say something?
Damian: You have dark hair, your name is Richard
Dick, in tears: Thank you, Damian
The batkids stanging in the subway station: Damn, we lost Damian
Dick, gets on his tiptoes:
Dick: I can’t see him, there’s too many people
Damian, bursts through the crowd, holding a box of tissues and a glass of warm water: HOLD SHIT ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
Jason: We could’ve just left... It would’ve been so easy....
Headcanons of how would batboys react and help their S/o with some auto destructive tendencies (not eating or eating unhealthy food, not sleeping etc)
Sure thing, love! I relate because this is seriously me. (It doesn’t help that I forget to eat for days at a time and am also hypoglycemic but meh)
Dick:• Is literally the epitome of the term worry-wart• Constantly asking you when you last ate a meal and what it was• Can tell if you’re lying• Notices the bags under your eyes when you haven’t been sleeping• Makes sure you at least try to get the sleep you need• Sets up a food reminder on your phone• The reminder is actually just him texting you to have a glass of water every two hours• “Dick you’re sitting right next to me, you don’t have to text me.”• “Yeah but you can’t pretend to not hear me if I text you.”• “…”• “Go get your water.”• “Ugh, I wasn’t aware you were my mother.”• “Go get your water before I send you to your room.”• “You’re the worst.”• “I love you too.”
Jason:• He’s such a hypocrite• Because I feel like he’d do these things too• But he’s constantly lecturing you on how he wants you to take care of yourself• Takes care of you• Brings you food himself when he knows you’ve forgotten• Literally will drag you onto the couch with him for a nap• Doesn’t listen to the “I’m not hungry” excuse• “You’re gonna be healthy and well balanced, and damnit you’re gonna like it!”• “Have you eaten today?”• “No, why?”• “It’s five PM!”• “I wasn’t hungry.”• “Get your shoes on.”• “Why?”• “It’s a surprise.”• He drives you to a diner and orders food• Makes sure you eat it• “I can’t believe you got me a salad, Jason!”• “What?! It’s good for you and you need to be healthy!”• “Can I have some of your soda?”• “Not until you finish your water.”• “I hate you.”• “No you don’t.”
Tim:• Also a giant hypocrite• Literally sitting with his eyes glued to the computer at 2AM when he says• “Hey, go to sleep!”• Makes sure you eat regularly • He’s pretty perceptive and notices when you’re letting your health go downhill• “No kisses until you eat and take a nap.”• Will nap with you because our poor boy needs some sleep• Will send you one word texts• When he knows you haven’t eaten • “Eat”• “Sleep”• “Water”• Sometimes you think he thinks you’re a plant• But it’s cute how he reminds you to drink water • 100% has thrown a water bottle at you from across a room• You 100% do not catch it• “You’d have better reflexes if you slept regularly!”• “Hypocrite!”
Damian:• You think he doesn’t notice when you forget to eat or don’t eat meals or pick at your food until you throw it away• He notices• It drives him crazy • He doesn’t call you out until you’re alone• “Beloved, why weren’t you eating?”• He looks really worried and you feel really bad• You just explain to him that you weren’t hungry • He accepts the answer • Until you’re not hungry at lunch, or dinner, or breakfast the next morning• He realizes there’s a problem • He kisses you one day out of the blue• You think it’s him finally being cute and sweet • “Aha! Your lips are dry! You need to drink more water, beloved.”• You’re slightly offended • But it’s also endearing• He also wakes up when you quietly get out of bed at odd hours and realizes you’re not sleeping enough • From then on out he pretty much latches himself onto you when you sleep• So you have to stay in bed
Bruce, opens living room door:
Bruce, closese living room door:
Bruce, after having whitnessed his three eldest sons trying to balance a sleeping baby!batsis on a tower of books which themselves are balanced on a sleeping Damian: I regret every choice I ever made.