#nine nine squad

[basingstokemercury]

Rewatching some TOS and happened upon the most random running gag

#star trek the original series #deep space nine #star trek #space station squad #someone please tell me if this crops up anywhere else

[letsperaltiago]

b99 characters as tweets (pt. 3/?)

#had to make more of these #sometimes i'll see funny posts and think of the squad:') #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn nine-nine #brooklyn 99 #jake peralta #captain holt #raymond holt #amy sanitago #charles boyle #terry jeffords #ginal inetti #rosa diaz #peraltiago #memes #b99 memes #andy samberg #shit post #b99charactermemes

[mrsbradshaw-seresin01]

Maverick: Nice work, Hangman.

Hangman: Cool, thanks dad

Dagger Squad: *stares at Hangman in shock*

Maverick: *happy tears welling up in his eyes*

Hangman: Why is everyone staring at me?

Rooster: You just called Mav dad. You said, "thanks, dad."

Hangman: *nervously* What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, Mav."

Maverick: Do you see me as a father figure?

Hangman: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you're always bothering me.

Iceman: Hey, show your father some respect.

Hangman: I didn't call him dad!

Bob: It's not a big deal. I called Phoenix mom once and she's my wife.

Hangman: Guys, jump on that! Bob has psycho-sexual issues.

Halo: Old news, but you calling Captain Mitchell daddy-

Hangman: HEY NO NO, daddy is not on the table here.

Coyote: *smirking* But you did call him dad?

Hangman: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Coyote: I'm your best friend, Jake... I know all of your secrets.

Hangman: Shut up! You know jack shit, Javy.

Coyote: Mk...

Maverick: *claps Hangman's shoulder* It's okay son, you don't have to admit to anything that you're not ready to.

Iceman: We love you anyway.

#incorrect quotes #top gun maverick #the dagger squad #pete maverick mitchell #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #tom iceman kazansky #robert bob floyd #natasha phoenix trace #javy coyote machado #callie halo bassett #source: brooklyn nine nine #i added some at the end

[found-family-tournament]

Found Family Tournament Round 2 Part 5 Group 21

Propaganda and further images under the cut

B99 Squad: Jake Peralta, Captain Raymond Holt, Amy Santiago, Terry Jeffords, Charles Boyle, Rosa Diaz, Gina Linetti, Michael Hitchcock, Norm Scully

Firefam: Evan Buckley, Eddie Diaz, Henrietta Wilson, Chimney Han, Bobby Nash

B99 Squad:

Okay so they all work together and most of them don't have a good family but after captain holt comes, they all get closer and they become one, even going as far as willing to risk their lives for each other. They are incredibly close and they would kill and die for each other. They refer to each other as family literally all the time. Two people among them even got married to each other. Jake, the mc, calls captain holt "dad" multiple times and he is fine with it and even calls him "son". They are so so perfect asdfghjkl

Firefam:

Sorry, I got no propaganda for them yet :(

#tumblr polls #poll #polls #tournament poll #found family #found family tournament 2023 #tumblr tournament #tournament #Brooklyn Nine-Nine #The B99 Squad #Jake Peralta #Captain Raymond Holt #Amy Santiago #Terry Jeffords #Charles Boyle #Rosa Diaz #Gina Linetti #Michael Hitchcock #Norm Scully #9-1-1 #Firefam #Evan Buckley #Eddie Diaz #Henrietta Wilson #Chimney Han #Bobby Nash

[000marie198]

Nine getting jealous that some of the other tailses are growing taller than him (poor boy didn't realize that welding a bunch of robot spider legs to his spine might stunt his growth)

Remember how in the show he always kept using them to gain height on others so he'd be taller and more intimidating? Yeah...

#yet another thing Tails had which he didn't. great. fantastic #Nine buddy plz stop trusting your thoughts. it's midnight #don't listen to them they distract you from good things #besides. that's a curse of older sibs. if you would be the oldest fox amongst your bros youd have to remain shorter for it sorry #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #miles tails prower #nine the fox #tails nine #miles nine prower #tails squad #prime bros #anon ask #ask answered #i don't think they are welded to his spine yknow? there is definitely a neurotransmitter involved there but he's been using those spider #tails for years now and they're still eorking which requires energy which would mean either giving them an infinite powersource or charging #the later of which he cannot do if can't remove them and put them aside. #how does he sleep comfortably with those tails ?! Nine buddy u an enigma

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

As much as I love people fantasy-ifying Pearl for a 3/3 mythical soup gang, it is disappointing that no one has tapped into the comedic potential of this group made up of an axe-wielding dwarf that digs out entire mountains and isn’t quite mortal, an elven druid who makes forests that seem to whisper and breathe in the wind, and just like. Some lady in a hoodie. She has a cat named nugget. She really likes soup. She’s arguably the most unhinged one in the group.

#hermitcraft s9 #hermitcraft season nine #hermitcraft #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #hc impulse #impulsesv #soup squad #soup trio #soup gang

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Phoenix: Hello, Bag-Man. You're looking old and sickly. Hangman: So nice of you to join us, Phoenix. I thought surely you'd still be crushed under that house in Munchkin Land. Phoenix: Sticks and stone, Seresin... Hangman: Describing your breakfast...?

#incorrect quotes #top gun maverick #dagger squad #hangman & phoenix #original: brooklyn nine nine #jake seresin #natasha trace #hangman seresin #phoenix trace

[incorrectjokerout]

*After Nace joined the band*

The Rest of the Band:We’ve only had Nace for a day and a half but if anything happened to him we would kill everyone in this building and then ourselves.

#incorrect quotes #joker out #incorrect joker out quotes #nace jordan #source: brooklyn nine nine #nace appreciation squad

[leelany-world]

I still have some wips I want to finish, but if you want you can post here or send me some inspiration of who and what you would like to see in a 3D render.

Choice: Connor/Sixty/Nines, Markus, North, Amanda, Hank, Kara, Chloe, Kamski, Carl, Leo (I think that's it)

Maybe I'll be inspired by something I'd rather do first.

#no guarantee #depending on how complex it would be #dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #dbh markus #dbh sixty #dbh nines #dbh squad #3d render #3d art

[probablygayattorneys]

#professor layton and the miracle mask #mm spoilers #pl5 spoilers #hershel layton #randall ascot #i spent nine hours working on the gifset i posted yesterday #my brother spent approximately nine seconds on this #and it has UTTERLY UNDONE ME #queue takumi defense squad

[basingstokemercury]

Julian Bashir on kindness and the sanctity of life (compilation)

(The Wire)

(Past Tense)

(Life Support)

(Hippocratic Oath)

(In Purgatory's Shadow)

(Ties Of Blood And Water)

(Inquisition)

#deep space nine #space station squad #the julian bashir chronicles #from the holoimager #because the internet seems to need it at the moment #he really never stops believing doesn't he #everything he sees and goes through and is forced to do #always knowing that the enemy is worthy of life #always begging for a peaceful solution #never letting himself take comfort in the idea that there's nothing he can do #and uh sorry for the bad lighting in Past Tense and Hippocratic Oath #I don't know why they do that so often

[usstrekart]

"Valiant" (S06E22, Stardate 51825.4) gives Nog and Jake a real opportunity to explore the philosophical differences of command, loyalty and humanity. Red Squad never comes off as a great idea in the world of DS9, and there are several leaps I have issues with taking. But I like where Nog lands in the end.

My poster was conceived before I began the episode. The Red Squad icon shattered. I couldn't think of a better way to convey the sense of brokenness the story gets across in the end.

#star trek fan art #star trek poster #star trek #fan art #ds9 #star trek deep space nine #star trek art #episode poster #episode art #valiant #red squad #jake #nog #behind enemy lines

[rozthedirector]

FAKE DATING FIC

"And if we're gonna do this," she warned, "stop calling me 'dude'."

"You're right." Rosa stopped in her tracks, not really thrilled about the next thing that'll come out of her mouth. "Honey?"

or

Gina becomes Rosa's fake girlfriend for a dinner with Diaz family, but they forget to cancel the game night that the squad arranges every week. Thanks to their coworkers the whole night turns into chaos, and they wish it was not... fake.

#rosa diaz #brooklyn 99 #dianetti #gina linetti #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #my fanarts #fanart #fanfic tropes #fanfiction #fake dating #fake dating fic #forced proximity #the squad #pure chaos and humor

[the-goofball]

Season 1 reaction to Season 3.

Bonus:

#star trek picard #raffi musiker #seven of nine #holo squad #elnor #agnes jurati #laris #cristobal rios #commodore oh #hugh borg #kirsten clancy #narissa

[000marie198]

The Tails Squad find out that they can bring back "Souvenirs" from the games they went to (Basically anything they can hold onto/fit into a bag/some form of storage before going back to their world)

They immediately go to loot games like RaC, several RPG's, and Minecraft

And to think it all started when Sails forgot he was holding some random sword from an open world game they went to.

JFJDJEHCJGJFI YESSS!

The Squad would be bringing overpowered artifacts and weapons when they battle someone. Bringing guns to a fist fight.

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When they grounded from tech and get bored, they start LARPing with actual magic infused stuff. One of their friends asks to join and gets shocked to the core when those things work and now one of them has a chicken head (yes I'm stealing from TMNT SHHHH!)

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Sonic sees a very familiar weapon and promptly freezes.

"Tails, Tails, where did you find Excalibur? TAILS?!"

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*IDW Tails and Modern playing some futuristic action games on console or something*

"Such a cool gadget."

"I wish I had it."

"Same."

"..."

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

The two foxes grin at each other. 15 minutes later, the so called gadget is missing and npcs are freaking out

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"Is that the golden apple?"

"No."

"Tails."

"I have no idea what you're talking about." *Crunch*

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Ali and the Forty Thieves

Aka SatSR Tails and his counterparts pilaging videogames for cool artifacts. They have a secret storage 'cave' for the treasure under their collective hangout lab

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Like mysterious cottages in the woods where you can get magic stuff or whatever, the Squad now has potions. From Minecraft. They craft it and then take it. Menaces. Absolute menaces.

Tails totally did not spike Sonic's chilidogs once with the slowness potion to win a race against him nuh uh no sir.

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Random videogame protag: "Wait- where did my staff go?!"

Meanwhile, evil cackles and magic explosions occur 3 dimensions away.

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Oh hey look, freshly cooked lovely delicious meals and snacks from those cooking games.

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Something happens in Modern's world and they need a very particular vehicle very quick, no time to build it, need it NOW quick. All the friends freaking out over this and Tails goes, "Don't worry I got this"

He fiddles with Miles Electric and within 5 minutes, a hanger that had stood empty an hour ago opens to reveal the exact vehicle they needed, Boom giving them a casual wave as he drives it.

He stole it from GTA

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Every object in games that can be grabbed or picked up by the player, can be brought back with them.

Now some crucial clues and keys from those point and click mystery games are missing so nobody could break their high score

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Not Nine and Tails pulling a heist on Octavius and Spidey to steal the Iron Spider-Man suit and those tentacles for Halloween costumes

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GUN's systems go haywire with warning of unknown unlicensed unverified spacecrafts and rockets and shuttles and satellites appearing out of nowhere all of a sudden and the entire HQ freaking out when two get launched while giving off separate and opposite but very similar mirror like tragectories.

Team Dark goes to investigate and finds that Classic and OVA got carried away playing Space Flight Simulator

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There are so many fun things that can be done with this idea. Gamers, take it away!

#i loved this ask #i hope i understood the vision and did it justice #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #miles tails prower #tails squad #anon ask #ask answered #miles nine prower #ali baba tails #prime tails #modern tails #classic tails #smithy tails #satbk tails #idw tails #boom tails #prower twins

[tiend]

it's arguable if Rex and his age cohort count as 'child soldiers' by the time they're deployed; he's age ten absolute, twenty relative, who the fuck knows experientially since we don't know how flash training works and that's ignoring the bit where we learn domino and other squads like them have been shoved out into the field early but -

he was a child soldier, even if he's some kind of liminal adult when he meets ahsoka, and tells her experience beats everything.

every clone in his command is an experienced soldier. they've been learning how to do it from decant. even 99, who never left kamino - during the invasion of kamino his instinct is to get to the armoury so he can arm the younger clone cadets - the assumption being that they are entirely comfortable with the weapons. neither cody or rex see anything out of the ordinary in this.

same thing in the movies, too - kids in headsets in tiered rows, learning how to soldier for the republic, or in the cartoon episode where boba sneaks onto pond's flagship with the clone youth brigade, and it's framed as special treat for them to fire off live rounds on a flagship during a war.

it's difficult for me to elide their entire lack-of-childhood and say they aren't child soldiers, because they were, for the vast majority of his abbreviated life rex was, and so was everyone else he knew, and it's not like trauma as a child doesn't heavily inform who you are as an adult.

#if rex is twenty when the war breaks out then he'd been a child soldier for ninety percent of his life #assuming adulthood at eighteen relative/nine absolute #there's a bit in death trap where the clone cadets try to bully boba for being a bad soldier #when he says his arm was broken and that's why he's not with his regular squad #so they've internalised their future #at age twelve relative/six absolute according to wikipedia #they grow up loyal or they don't grow up at all