#ninja batman

[bestanimatedmovie]

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What fans say:

Batman Ninja:

Batshit and a genuinely FUN ride with stellar animation

Barbie Fairy Secret:

1. it's Barbie 2. there's magic 3. it is silly 4. Barbie gets rainbow wings and Raquel gets bisexual wings because of their great 'friendship'

#Batman Ninja #ニンジャバットマン #Ninja Batman #Barbie Fairy Secret #best animated movie #round 1 #tournament poll #tumblr's favorite

[kollectorsrus]

#adult collectors #adult collectibles #collectables #figures #DC #action figures #1/6 scale #WB #warner brothers #batman ninja #ninja Batman #harley quinn #star ace #moveable eyes #seamless body #dc multiverse #dc universe #dc comics #dcu

[the5thgoat]

Thinking about Damian I'm ninja Batman controlling an army and monkeys. His hair style is fun

Also monchichi

#Damian wayne #ofc hed be the one who controlled the army of monkeys #its perfect #a perfect fit #i love monchichi #my brother ownes one and i used to tornment him with it #batmam #ninja Batman #this movie is so silly for no reason #monchichi

[sweeneydino]

Not a mad scientist?

There is no such thing as a non-mad scientist Donatello.

There is, indeed, a part 2 to this, Here

As a celebration of this post ofc 🍾

#tmnt #rottmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #art #crossover #tmnt crossover #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #batman vs tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt donatello #donatello #rottmnt donatello #donatello 2003 #donatello 2012 #batman vs teenage mutant ninja turtles #batman vs tmnt donatello #mad scientist #feral donnie #sketch #meme

[deadsetobsessions]

Damian Wayne was like a duckling. A violent, stab-happy, danger-prone duckling, yes, but a duckling all the same. Which means when Danny almost got stabbed by a sleepy, instinct driven Damian, he was able to wave it off with a laugh. Damian, on the other hand, stared in horror at the butter knife firmly lodged in Danny’s arm.

“PENNYWORTH!” Danny jerked back at Damian’s scream. “RICHARD! FATHER!”

God damn, the kid had a pair of lungs on him. Danny’s wince was interpreted as pain to Damian, who gently grabbed his injured arm and started to pull him towards the kitchen’s marble island.

Danny blinked, non plussed as his hearing picked up a thundering of feet as the present family members scrambled towards Damian’s distress call.

“Wait, Damian, I’m fine. It’s-”

“You have been impaled, you imbecile! Had it been any of the other simpletons, they would have-!”

“Ouch.” Danny put his other hand in mock hurt over his slow-beating heart. He literally doesn’t care about the butter knife. He’s just impressed there was enough force in there to impale him. “Are you calling me names now? After- gasp- stabbing me?”

Before Damian could reply, the beginnings of regret, remorse, and guilt on his face, Alfred, Dick, and Bruce burst into the kitchen.

“What happened?!”

“My word, master Danny!”

“What is it?!”

“I’m fine. It’s like a small stab. Not even a big stab. I’m good.”

Dick paled, seeing Danny’s arm clutched in Damian’s hand.

“That’s- that’s a knife. In your arm. How is that ‘fine’?!”

“What happened.” Bruce asked Damian, gently removing Danny’s arm from Damian’s death clutch.

“I- I did not mean to,” Damian starts, guilt coloring his voice.

“He didn’t,” Danny cuts in. “I startled him and got stabbed for being dumb. I won’t fault him for having a defense mechanism like that, ancient knows what I might do if you guys startled me.”

The awkward silence that settled at his words made Danny twitch awkwardly.

“Uh, so, can I add this knife to my collection? Even if I didn’t get mugged?”

“Danny.”

“Bruce.” Danny stared stubbornly back. With his uninsured hand, he patted Damian on the head. He was going to enjoy the fluffiness before Damian’s guilt was no longer enough to hold him back from snapping at Danny’s hand like a grumpy alligator. Bruce loses, obviously. He’s a teenager who was also an ex-vigilante. Batman’s got nothing on a determined halfa.

“Master Danny, I must insist you refrain from getting stabbed. There is only so much gauze and antiseptic cream in the house.” Alfred returned- huh, when did he leave?- with a med kit.

Danny called bullshit because he knows there’s a whole ass medical bay beneath the manor.

“Sorry.”

“No need to apologize.” Alfred said, promptly beginning the extraction of the butter knife.

“Are you okay?” Dick asked, hovering worriedly. “He- are you…?”

Damian was allowing Danny to ruffle his hair, so…

“Yep, I’m good. This isn’t even on my top thirty most painful stabbings,” and it really wasn’t. That honor was given to the GIW and that one time Jazz accidentally stabbed him with her earrings. “That was pretty impressive, actually. It’s like, a butter knife. The other ones had pointy ends.”

“Do not clump me with those pathetic wastes of spaces. I am naturally superior and would… would never harm you on purpose.” Damian said, getting quiet at the end like he was trying to plead to Danny to believe him.

“Of course not. But- if you want help me keep the knife, you can hit me with a mug, it would technically be a mugging.”

The pun got the desired effect. Damian leaned away with a disgruntled look and Dick stopped hovering as close in order to let out a small cackle.

“Done.”

“You should go get changed, kiddo. We’re going to see Tim’s photography at the Gotham Gallery today.”

“Oh, for real?” Danny patted Damian’s fluffy hair one last time, pushing away from the counter. “Oh, I’ll clean up here first and-”

“That will not be necessary,” Alfred scolded, a mop somehow already in his hands. “Please see to it you are prepared for the day.”

“Thanks, Alfred. Can I keep the knife.”

“Very well.”

“Sweet. See you guys later?” Danny pranced off after seeing the nods.

——

“He’s… he got stabbed a lot. Before us, I mean.” Dick tapped a furious rhythm onto the counter. “Not that we’ve stabbed him until now but even once is concerning for a civilian.”

“He was used to it.” Bruce replied.

“Perhaps we should join Todd in his endeavor and ensure that his worthless tormentors are permanently out of the picture.”

“God, he said top thirty. He was counting.”

Damian silently withdrew a kitchen knife.

“No murder with my quality chef’s knives, Master Damian.”

“Tt.”

“Master Jason follows the same rules. Now, out of the kitchen. I may be old, but I remember the last time master Bruce and master Dick stepped foot in here and I will not have a repeat.”

#danny phantom #danny phantom is a little shit #dc x dp #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #bamf danny phantom #nightwing #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #Alfred is ninja #Damian is attached #damian wayne #bruce to the GIW: I don’t kill #behind him: a contingent of his pissed off kids #bruce: but they do #danny dropping trauma and lore in one go: lol #Damian’s way of bonding with people is stabbing #Danny’s used to ghostly violence as a way of being a friendly hello #he sees no issues with being stabbed #everyone else not so much

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.

Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.

Barbara: *taps the screen*

Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

#source: rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bruce wayne #batman #barbara gordon #oracle #batfamily #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[fishsoyummy]

Cowabummer

#that one batman and ninja turtle meme #art #fanart #secret life smp #traffic smp #trafficblr #martyn itlw #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans

[nosleep83]

I’ve been in the tmnt fandom for a while now and I have come to the conclusion that every version of Mikey is either a sweet baby boy or a pothead

To clear things up a bit I made this.

#the placement might not be 100% accurate but #I love them all sm #(I am NOT including Bayverse Mikey you can’t make me ok) #tmnt #mutant mayhem #rottmnt #2012 tmnt #2003 tmnt #2007 tmnt #batman vs teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 1987 #tmnt michelangelo

[captainshadowgirllostfan]

lol Yuri Lowenthal plays BOTHs Robin (Damian Wayne) and Red Hodd (Jason Todd) in this...

I need to rewatch little Sasuke scenes now

#yuri lowenthal #i could kinda hear Sasuke in Red Hood #but i had NO IDEA about Robin #Ninja Batman

[prokopetz]

"Batman is just a guy, how can he" look, Batman is literally a ninja, and in the DC Comics-verse a ninja is basically a kind of low-rent wizard. He just doesn't acknowledge that what he's doing is probably magic because it doesn't suit his idiom.

#media #comics #dc #batman #ninjas #wizards

[ianthelordof]

Every once in a while I just remember that Batman Ninja is a thing that exists

and Red Hood is

Just wanted to force some other people to look at that. As you were.

#batman ninja #batfam #batman #red hood #jason todd #this guy just has the GREATEST fashion sense #giant cylindrical mask hat helmet thing #honestly love that for him #sure as hell beats Damian’s look…

[kollectorsrus]

#adult collectors #adult collectibles #collectables #figures #DC #dc multiverse #dc universe #WB #warner brothers #dc comics #batman #samurai batman #ninja batman

[whispering-about-the-tmnt]

Some headcanons regarding TMNT physiology

Over the years, I have come up with some headcanons regarding how I believe the Ninja Turtles' bodies work. I thought that perhaps it might be nice to finally share them with all of you.

These don't apply to all the iterations, of course, but they are pretty well universal in my mind, and I tend to incorporate most of them into my fanfics.

The Turtles (like leatherback sea turtles, echidnas, and some dinosaurs) are mesotherms, meaning they are neither warm nor cold blooded. They are, instead, in a middle-ground: they internally generate heat, but not to a constant temperature. In the Turtles' case, they will shiver when cold, and their bodies will not shut down right away when the temperature dips too low, though they may lose some energy and find it hard to concentrate.

Unlike many other modern reptiles and amphibians, who have a three-chambered heart, the Turtles have four-chambered hearts (like mammals and dinosaurs) that are larger and stronger than average human hearts and located at the center of their chests.

While the average human blood capacity is around five liters, the Turtles have about seven. Much of the blood flows under the shell -- a remnant of their lives as ordinary turtles, whose own blood does so in order to warm them when they bask. This means that the Turtles could lose close to three liters of blood before dying, while a human would only be able to lose two.

Their blood is also highly efficient at clotting, but that also means that storing blood for transfusions is difficult, and so must be directly transfused from one turtle to another in emergency situations.

Owing to their extensive circulatory system, they also have a larger lung capacity than humans and more oxygen-rich blood, and so are able to hold their breath for extended periods of time without adverse effects. Other than this, the Turtles' respiratory system is very much like humans', utilizing a diaphragm to inflate and deflate their lungs.

Like regular turtles, they do not have ribs, but rather their carapaces and plastrons serve that purpose, and they have muscles under their shells that keep their internal organs right where they belong.

Also like regular turtles, their spines curve along the insides of their shells. A direct hit on the center of their shells, then, could cause damage to their spinal column and nervous system, but fortunately their vertebral shields offer a fair amount of protection, so it would take quite an impact.

The Turtles are highly resistant to most infections and diseases, which increases their immunological responses. They do not get sick easily, and they recover quickly.

While their scales are not apparent, they are integrated into their skin, making it tougher than human skin. It takes a very hard hit to raise a bruise, and it is difficult to cut through without a very sharp or pointed blade.

Their bones are similar to humans, but are more resistant to breaking. They also heal quicker and stronger if they are broken.

Their muscles are also very close to human-like, but they are stronger than an average human due to compensating for the extra weight they carry in their shells. Because of this, their ligaments and tendons are also tougher, and it is difficult for them to have a joint dislocated.

Their sense of smell is more acute than humans, but not to an extreme degree. They are also not as bothered by foul smells (though this has more to do with living in a sewer than their physiology).

Their eyes are a bit tougher and more resistant to damage than human eyes due to a protective membrane that covers them. They see a bit better than humans in dark places and underwater.

Their hearing is somewhat more attuned to lower frequencies than human hearing, and is not dependent on external ears but rater an internal auditory system (making direct damage to their hearing unlikely).

They are capable of being knocked unconscious, but it takes a significant impact. Permanent or lingering damage to their brains is unlikely due to their structure, and so they also do not tend to suffer the same side-effects that humans would in the same circumstances (nausea, memory loss, etc.).

Although their nutritional needs are similar to humans, they do not need to eat every day, and in fact can get by quite well without food for a week if necessary (though they won't enjoy it). When food is readily available, however, they will eat as much as possible to store up energy. Their metabolism does not slow down when they do not eat, so overexerting themselves when they haven't had any food for a while can burn them out suddenly.

Their sleep schedules are much like most diurnal animals, though they are able to stay awake for extended periods of time and can get by on little sleep, if necessary. There have been times when they have been awake for days on end, getting by on short one hour naps here and there. In general, though, they like to have a regular sleep/wake cycle.

Like other reptiles, the Turtles never stop growing throughout their lifetimes; however their growth is slow, topping off at about 1-2 inches every five years.

Does anyone have anything they would like to add to the list? I actually had fun compiling it!

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #ninja turtles #fanfic #fanfic reference #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles trailer #rottmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2007 #tmnt bayverse #tmnt vs batman #tmnt comics #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt mm #whump #whump reference #tmnt 1987 #tottmnt #tales of the tmnt

[sweeneydino]

Where are the adults?

Oh, there they are.

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #art #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #crossover #tmnt crossover #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2007 #tmnt 1987 #batman vs tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt idw #tmnt bayverse #artists on tumblr #tmnt art #dear lord #chaos #Donatello is a menace #splinter finally got a break #all of them #and that strange man in a batsuit too

[fandomriderx-1]

As a fandom, we don’t talk enough about the fact that there was a live action Batman Ninja

#Batman ninja #Robin #joker #catwoman #Nightwing #Red Robin #Harley Quinn #red hood #Bruce Wayne #Damian Wayne #dick Grayson #Selina Kyle #Jason Todd #Tim drake #suffer

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

The press was going wild. Headlines like, "A bat unmasked?" and "Bat kid gone wild!" which Danny thought was uncalled for. He didn't even do anything that bad. All he did was rescue those kids and preformed a perfect flying kick to the mans jaw! He didn't even knock out a tooth!

Oh. And he wasn't even one of the bats.

Danny had only been in this dimension for a day and had no idea what was going on. He didn't actually have plans to stay in this world long so when he saw a guy around his own age being held hostage by guys in ski masks he just acted. He just flew invisibly to the hostage and took them.

By the time the captors realized thier hostage was missing they were long gone.

Turns out the guys name was Tim and he was rich, which honestly explains the kidnapping. Tim had a lot of questions and Danny just wanted to know where to drop Tim off at.

Later that night he gets to meet the bat himself and of course he trolls Batman and makes the man chase after him around the city. This turns out to be a big mistake. As Phantom Danny wouldn't dare use any of the fighting techniques his mother had thought him. His mother had trained in a very exclusive dojo by a legendary master who only ever took 7 pupils in his lifetime and his mom taught this stuff to Danny up until the accident. So if Phantom used these techniques his mom would know immediately that it was him.

But here no one knows who he is.

No one knows about him or Phantom.

And he doesn't plan to stay...so why not go ham? Thus Danny play fighting the bat across streets and rooftops, through bars and crowded shopping districts all while giving witty banter.

It probably didn't help that he was a very Robin shaped boy...so naturally all those photos of him and the dark knight wound up in the papers. Danny thought it was hilarious until he had his fill of chaos and tried to leave...only to realize he couldn't.

He was trapped in this dimension with the mess he made. Uh oh.

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #tim drake #red robin #chaos #danny is actually really smart and skilled #danny keeps doing ninja looking stuff and gothamites are like: yep thats a bat #not pleased on how this turned out