I was bored a while back and made the MLB characters using the Black OC maker on Picrew
Marinette: Proud to be Blasian, still tense when she gets weird looks/Dyed her hair because she wanted to be Coraline for Halloween, now she just likes the color
Adrien: Black mom, white dad, identity crisis/Gabriel’s still a dick and wants Adrien to be a “Good Black.”/Usually always on the receiving end of light skin jokes
Alya: The same, just with bigger hair/The Queen of Hoop Earrings/One TikTok account for general stuff, the other just to post videos of her and her friends dancing and stepping
Nino: Undoing Gabriel’s influence on his bro and helping him embrace his blackness/You did NOT hear him listening to Robin Thicke/Starts every Shabooya Roll Call
Chloé: Bad and bougie/Identity crisis on a count of she was adopted as a baby to make her white parents look good/Will only let Marc and Juleka style her hair
Sabrina: Only knows English because she listens to Megan Thee Stallion religiously/Scarily good at break dancing
Juleka: So goth, she was born black/Favorite movies in order: Get Out, Candyman, The Blackening, Us, Karen, and Ma/A pro at doing hair
Rose: Will punt you if you make a “Not Black enough” comment/Not fond of how hospitals treat black patients. She’s had first-hand experience, and it wasn’t great/Excited for the Tiana series
Luka: Doesn’t say much, but when he does, it’s insightful as hell/He can’t see, but it adds to the mystery, so he keeps his hair like that/Imagine Johan from Black-ish
Nathaniel: Black Panther, Storm, Spider Man, Cyborg, Vixen, Bumble Bee, and Static Shock comics lining his shelves/The definition of Blerd/Surprisingly good at stepping
Alix: “Scar twins!” “But your scar is-“ “Shut up! Scar twins!”/Classroom solidarity by shielding her from others when her hijab slips off/She and Nath tag the city by putting stickers with images of historical women of color everywhere
Marc: He’s the one braiding his classmates’ hair/Hates how black people are written in most shows and movies/Scarily good at rapping. Do NOT try to challenge him to a rap battle, you will be humiliated
Kim: Always swimming, so he constantly has his hair braided or in twists/“Yes, I’m black and I can swim.”/Worships Beyoné in his spare time
Max: The same, but with vitiligo and a fancy tie/Not selling the patents for any of his inventions. He’s not risking any companies purposely leaving out that he’s the brilliant mind behind any of them
Lila: She will never lie about Oprah. That’s where she crosses the line/Competing for Alya's title as Queen of Hoop Earrings
Ivan: You know those videos where the white baby leans over to see what the black guy is watching on his phone and then holds his hand? He’s the black guy/Worried about looking too "threatening"
Myléne: Constantly promoting black-owned businesses on her socials/Most likely to lead a protest/HATES Rachel Dolezal… Actually, they all hate her
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Alya: Kiss, marry, kill: Marinette, Lila, Chloe.
Adrien: Kill Lila, kill Chloe...
Adrien:
Adrien: Marry Marinette.
Adrien: *looks at Marinette with intention*
Marinette: Yes.
Alya: *whispers* What the heck just happened?
Nino: *whispers back* I...I think they just got engaged.
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Adrien: Hey can I practice my proposal on you?
Luka: yeah, sure
Adrien: You are the love of my life, I would do anything for you, will you marry me?
Nino: *Walks into the room not paying attention* hey guys what are you doi-
Nino: …
Luka and Adrien: …
Nino: I F**KING KNEW IT
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Nino: Adrien asked us to help him write a card for his dad's birthday and it is not going well.
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Alya: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?
Marinette: He's forty, Alya.
Alya: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty.
Marinette: No you can't write that.
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Adrien: "Thank you for being a good father"?
Nino: Hmm we shouldn't lie...
Adrien: True...
Kagami: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters".
Nino: Has it though?
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Alya: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"?
Adrien: That still sounds oddly threatening.
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Nino: "I hope you have a happy day and… many subsequent years"...
Adrien: Please, stop making it sound like he's dying.
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Alya: Hey, what did you guys get in your yearbook?
Adrien: “Prettiest smile”
Marinette: “Nicest personality”
Chloe: “Most likely to start a bar fight”
Nino: “Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one”
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Kagami (to Nino): Would you be willing to help me commit a murder
Nino: NO KAGAMI WHAT THE FU-
Kagami: it's gabriel agreste
Nino (holding a pitchfork): ok when do we start
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Marinette: you lying, cheating, piece of sh*t!
Alya: says the person who thinks they can get away with anything they want, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Marinette: WELL IM LEAVING AND IM TAKING ADRIEN WITH ME!!!
Nino, grabbing the monopoly board: guys i don’t think we should play this anymore
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Nino: Breakfast is served. Enjoy.
Adrien: I can't have bacon. I'm allergic.
Alya: Dude, for the last time. Your bacon allergy was a lie your father made up so you'd eat healthy.
Adrien: No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, doughnuts, Halloween sweets, not saying thank you. Oh my god, that prick lied to me!
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Adrien: Félix has these insanely strong opinions on everything. go on, ask him soemthing no one should have an opinion on.
Nino: hey what's the worst multiple of four?
Félix: twelve, obviously. idiot
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