#no I will not explain this

[zara2148]

Putting ice cube trays in my fridge as operatic music kicks in.

#ripley #ripley netflix #netflix ripley #andrew scott #tom ripley #no i will not explain this

[ehatnow]

*throws this in ur face and runs off*

#kirby #meta knight #dark meta knight #void #void termina #void soul #i guess #gooey #morpho knight #galacta knight #no i will not explain this #unless u want me to #PEACE #en draws

[dawntheduckrb]

Prius appreciates the arts

#yes this is my homework #no i will not explain this #my art

[secretsandlabrats]

In my head this makes sense…🧍‍♂️

Best kiss for KAZ: Would’ve been tied between Skylar and Chase

Best kiss for OLIVER: 100,000% Skylar.

Best kiss for SKYLAR: Would’ve been tied between the Davensiblings (but she liked Bree’s more because of her lip balm. Yes, Bree is a balm girlie and I stand by this)

Best kiss for CHASE: Would’ve been tied between Skylar and Kaz

Best kiss for BREE: 10,000,000% Skylar. Maybe Kaz? She doesn’t really know

— Adult Version Here —

#lab rats #mighty med #lab rats elite force #bree davenport #chase davenport #skylar storm #oliver lref #oliver mm #kaz lref #kaz mm #who’s the better kisser? #chase x kaz #chase x skylar #bree x skylar #oliver x skylar #no i will not explain this #sm’s headcanons #sm’s drabbleboard

[reiverreturns]

seeing the jaegers in the shatterdome hangar: god these are so cool whoever designed the jaegers really popped off

seeing big mama cherno alpha:

#no i will not explain this #cherno and the peroxide blonde russians just have a hold on my heart okay #something about how the movie constantly reminds us how war wears down even the most staunch of defenders #it ages you beyond your years #but then you have these gaudy mf'ers with their blonde hair and red lipstick and gold rings #defending siberia for SIX YEARS without a breach and being SO IN LOVE #flirting in the canteen etc etc #i'm unwell when i think about them #pacific rim #the kaidanovskys #cherno alpha

[laura-audrey]

#no i will not explain this #only gloriadenton understands #my thing #donna hayward

[dragynkeep]

the bimbofication of adam taurus, in this essay i will —

#rwby #adam taurus #ais.txt #no i will not explain this

[artistlynx]

Lose that beaten mask I gave you It no longer fits like it once did Drop it in the dark abyss The waves where monsters hid

Let it sink below the waves Along with things it once meant Watch the mask fall through clear water Cleanse the past through it’s descent

Once it settles upon the sand Leave it where it lies No longer is it needed here But us the mask still ties

You stand tall and proud With your beautiful glow And I’ll be here admiring you Sitting with the mask down below

The mask down below - LovingLynx

#LovingLynx Art #My art #I like masks as a symbolism thing #No I will not explain this #Yes I wrote this poem at 2AM

[sleepyyghostt]

inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life

#i wikll explain context in a reblog in one moment #textpost tag #dnd #dungeons and dragons #solar powered sundays #sps #dnd memes

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

#the fries were brought back to the kitchen and he got ones that just had salt on them instead #chef asks me why #uhmm #how do I explain #well he has this tattoo

[libramooon]

richie tozier core

#DHDHDNAMXBSKSISGSHAVDSYDUWJDBDB #i feel like this actually explains a lot #stephen king #richie tozier #horror

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭 #for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films. #NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

#when the date went so wonderful that you don't even mind that you forgot your umbrella at home #crowley is doing his best and aziraphale appreciates it very much #aziraphale's very special version of pride and prejudice can't get wet #so you gotta use the four year old newspaper you found in your bentley #I am not mentally ready for season 2 #it will change me in a way that I cannot even explain #thank you neil gaiman love of my life fr #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #good omens 2 fanart #aziracrow fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #david tenannt #micheal sheen #neil gaiman #digital art

[wrightandco]

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

#ace attorney #glitter conspiracy solved the world’s largest buyer of glitter is the japanafornia legal system #since this post is now getting notes I will specify I am aware that it’s gumshoe throwing the confetti according to the official comic #I just think it’s much funnier that the actual game implies it’s a feature of the court room #and explain how apollo gets confetti then #I gotta commit to the bit

[kane-turu]

Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

#dungeon meshi #ryoko kui #dunmeshi #like this is literally explain EVERYTHING #i aspire to be a cool artist like her #delicious in dungeon

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

#tagamemnon #fischteller #can you fucking imagine? #like other painters trying to explain to him that fish don’t have eyebrows #and he’s just like ‘fuck you all at least my fish have SOULS.’ #and people bought them??? #other people were also like ‘FUCK YEAH EYEBROW FISH!!!’ #other people like me. #I would 100000% buy the eyebrow fish