#no beta we die like mb!quackity thought his father did

[xpoolboy]

AITA for cheating on the guy my ex boyfriend cheated on me with by kissing my ex boyfriend?

My ex boyfriend [m20] cheated on me [m25] with this guy, dream, [m22] at a party and my friend/roommate [m23] told me about it. At first i didn't believe my friend because my ex boyfriend said it was just his identical twin who dressed exactly like him but the guy responded to one of his tweets and confirmed it :(. I started talking with the guy and it turns out he didn't even know my ex was in a relationship and he turned out to be pretty sweet. Once he carried all my books home for me and bought me a latte and when i said I didn't like whipped cream he scraped it off with a spoon and ate it. He works at our college's iguana shelter too :) The one red flag is that he doesn't think england exists but i can fix him!

i invited to him to a party I was having with my roommates but my ex showed up and said Dream was lying and he never cheated on me. obviously i believed him! but then this guy [m26] who i think is my roommate's [m20] estranged father dumped his drink on my ex's head and he left. the next morning when i was sober i realized he was lying to me again :(((.

Anyway after my ex had been harassing me on twitter again i hooked up with him as a rebound. then i hooked up with him again. after this we went to a club with him but my ex showed up AGAIN and called me his butter cupcake snickerdoodle and i mean i kind of HAD to hear him out but then i ended up making out with my dreamy creamy to make him jealous. but then my scrittly scroot (dream) asked me what we were and i said friends! of course! but apparently not?? i told him i wasn't ready for a relationship after what happened with my ex and we ended things. i felt really bad so i chewed on some lamp shades to feel better

i ended up going to miami to take a break to feel better about things, and i planned to stay in a villa that my friend [25] from england lent us. it turned out that my friend also was dricklepoo's neighbor and gave him and his roommate [24] the house too. i was unaware of this so when i heard someone else in the villa i hid in the fridge but it turned out it was just my twinkle dwinkle :) the house was too big for everyone to get their own room so i offered to share with him.

then i ate four bananas in the kitchen with him and he didnt have his shirt on (it was a whole thing you wouldn't understand). we hooked up a few more times and i was starting to think i really like this silly goose! sadly my ex showed up again, broke into the villa we were staying in, and played uno with my friends. (don't worry though! he didn't win!)

i went back to the villa and talked with sapnap. little did I know that my boinky scrunge's roommate was hiding in the washing machine listening to our convo. luckily, the washing machine got turned on so he got a concussion so i could blame anything he thought he heard on that but unfortunately dream was also hiding in the laundry room and he heard our convo where my ex kissed me and then i kissed him back. but then i realized DREAM's the one i really want but it was too late he was already drinking peptobismol in sadness at the airport and he went home. then we had to rush out of the villa because it turned out my (british) friend had just had us break into a random person's house but we got out before the owners came home so it was fine!

anyway we found out through his tumblr that now he flew to disneyland to be the goofy mascot but he's already so goofy :((( i don't see why he had to do that :(((

so reddit, Am I The Asshole? i just can't imagine how this must've hurt my poor little tootsie pop

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