Zhongli: I apologise but there is no doubt in my mind that my son is better than yours. Can your son jump into the air?
Beidou: Well of course he can! I bet your kid can't do plunging attacks, but mine can!
Zhongli: You are mistaken. My son excels in plunging attacks, and is also well versed in musical arts.
Beidou: Psh, not a big deal, my son can play an instrument too!
Zhongli: .... Don't tell me...
Beidou: ....Hold on a second... do we-
Xiao: Whatever conclusion you're reaching- it's wrong.
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