saying homelander is a more realistic take on superman (wrong) is the same as saying billy butcher is the same as batman if he were poor and his only rule about killing was that it's mandatory.
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when you're going on a double date like it or not and the height difference is height differencing
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went from sobbing to completely fine while listening to every time we touch nightcore version within 2 minutes
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“Tu,
innamorato delle sicurezze.
Io,
innamorata delle incertezze.
E tu, sei la mia incertezza.”
@camicianera
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theirs nothing to psychoanalyze about my love for maximalist decor and the fact that i grew up in a borderline hoarders house
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Haha. Hahaha.
[ID: Alternating excerpts from the transcripts of The Magnus Protocol episode 11 and The Magnus Archives episode 112 and 67.
1.
Gwen: I thought he was going to kill me!
Lena: But he didn’t, which means you’ve passed the first part of your probation. Congratulations. Did you scream?
2.
(Elias): congratulations. You’re doing a lot better than I expected.
Archivist: Feels like all I’ve managed to do is… not die.
Elias: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.
3.
Gwen: I don’t understand.
Lena: Yes, you do.
Beat.
Gwen: But… why?
Lena: “Why” comes later. For now, it’s best you try to process the “what.” I’ll let you know when I have another liaison assignment for you.
4.
Archivist: So you obviously know how to stop it. You could just tell me!
Elias: I could. But I believe that if I did so, you would fail. The Stranger is antithetical to us.
[The Archivist sighs heavily]
5.
Gwen (defeated): I… Ok.
Gwen opens the door.
Lena: Oh, and Gwen?
Gwen: Yes?
Lena: Get some sleep. You look dreadful.
6.
Archivist: Of course, of course. Understood.
Elias: And for God’s sake, get some sleep.
End ID]
Thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the ID!
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I make my grilled cheese with garlic bread (aka just sprinkling garlic salt into the butter on the bread) and if I have it I will add goat cheese.
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If there's anything this poll on which horror icon has the biggest meat piston has taught me, it's that WAAAAYY too many of you genuinely believe that a man's dick size actually correlates to how tall and/or built he is like i'm so sorry i have very bad news for you
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My ultimate fantasy is to be able to trust someone with my entire heart and being.
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ever since nd tweeted this i’ve been determined to get to the bottom of this. every time i watch the movie again (i’m on like my fifth viewing) i take more notes. this WILL be cracked. (view the up to date thread here!)
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