#no doubt with Striker still maintaining his title of Daddy Fucker <3

[vizowrites]

Striker: *singing while cooking*

The smell of onions: *enters his nose*

Striker: *dying seagull noises*

(no but fr I feel like Striker would hate the smell of onions that he sounds like a dying seagull-)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I really shouldn't laugh because I'm pretty sure that I'm the exact same when it comes to onions, but the first thing that popped into my head with this was:

Blitz: -shows up in the kitchen doorway, summoned by the mix of dying seagull noises and loud sizzling coming from the stove, just kind of looking at Striker with this [honestly kinda cute] headtilt of perplexion- Uh.....what the fuck are you doing??

Striker: -in between aggressive sniffling and trying not to turn his head too much to where Blitz would be able to see his tears- M-making some snacks for ya for-- *insert comedically long and loud snort here as he tries to inhale every ounce of leaking moisture back into his body* f-for movie night!

Blitz: .....Striker

Striker: Y-yeah, Blitz? -is trying to the thing where if he pretends he's not crying hard enough it'll actually come true-

Blitz: Why the fuck are you cooking onions for movie night??

Striker: BECAUSE YOU SAID THOSE FUCKIN' ONION RINGS MOXXIE BROUGHT INTO WORK LAST WEEK WERE SO GOOD THEY MADE YOU HARD AND I CAN MAKE 'EM FUCKIN' BETTER!! 

#vizowritesanswers #Blitz ttly shakes his head and goes over to snuggle Striker from behind #nuzzling into his back with a ridiculously affectionate: Daddy likey dummy <3 #to which of course Striker strikes back with: DADDY BETTER LIKE THESE FUCKIN' ONION RINGS #I'm sure it all turns out just fine #no doubt with Striker still maintaining his title of Daddy Fucker <3 #also hi my new headcanon that Blitz really likes onion rings #BlitzStrike #Striker x Blitzo #Blitzo x Striker #Blitzer #hope you enjoy!! #hazbinvioletsposts