Au where eleven year old Damian was patrolling as Robin and found Phantom paralyzed and bleeding out from several massive injuries.
They chatted for a bit, Robin treating Danny like a scared cat that could bolt at any second, which Phantom thought was ironic in many ways. Anyway Phantom realized that he had sustained so much damage that he would have to retreat into his core for an unknown amount of time and after telling Robin this he asked the bird to find a safe place to hide him and that no one could know about this.
Robin agreed and Phantom shrank down to his core, going into a deep sleep. What the ghost didn't know is that Robin just took him home and kept the core on his person at all times. After all, what place is safer than Robins person?
Nightwing began joking about Robin trying to hatch an egg. Batman was just happy his son was playing pretend like a normal child, plus the rock was very beautiful and ethereal looking. Maybe he'd have it made into a bracelet for his son once he grew bored of it.
No one knew just how accurate Nightwings jokes were.
Edit: Lots of fun ideas in the comments if you wanna read that
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WE FUCKING HATE MYRON IN THIS HOUSE
ZANA GET HIS ASS
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Divine Presents
A jade hairpin for Baizhu (romantic) + a little scarf for Changsheng. They came in pairs, your honor. I don't know about the last one but since she's wrapped up around Baizhu's neck most the time, it will be fine for her mobility.
A Jade Hairpin for Baizhu & a Little Scarf for Changsheng
"Oh my," Baizhu gasped, delighted. "That's quite the beautiful hairpin!"
"A scarf for me?" said Changsheng. "I don't need it, but I give you my gratitude Divine One."
"I as well, Your Grace," said Baizhu. "Thank you very much. If You would permit me to do so, may I take You out for a meal? As thank you, of course."
"Yeah right," whispered Changsheng. "You just want an excuse to court the Divine One."
"Changsheng!"
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I love you trans women. And trans girlthings. And anyone adjacent. I am not really an avid poster and just reblog but to all my mutual I love you even if we've barely or never talked. If you ever need to reach out to someone please know I'm here for yall forever an always.
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"Shipping ruins fandom!"
"Can't you think of something other than shipping?"
"Not everything has to be romantic/sexual!"
"You can't ship that, it's gross"
"Omfg they're not even gay!"
"But that doesn't even make sense, it could never be canon"
"But m/f ships are boring"
"They literally stood next to each other ONE TIME"
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"It's very rare for a first year to get invited"
My darling every single first year in the show gets invited
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BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING.
BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING.
BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING.
BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING.
BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING.
BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING.
BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING.
BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING.
BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING.
BABIES SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING‼️‼️
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Okay, I got inspired and I need happy thoughts. So, how about this:
You are sitting by the campfire, next to you Gale stirs a pot full of deliciously smelling food, all the while infodumping you on all the herbs he uses and how they add flavor when mixed together.
Lae'zel in the background is sharpening her blade, ever vigilant, checking if the camp is safe and secure because she would rather die than let her friends not get the rest they need, being the weaklings that they are, of course - all the while tsking watching Wyll and Karlach sparring.
Because they are absolutely not doing this seriosuly, Wyll has a wooden practice sword and Karlach is using her bare hands, imitating different beasts she fought over the years.
Their laughter made Shadowheart pause her evening prayers, but she's not mad. She smiles at them and walks over to the fire, drawn in by the smell.
You glimpse at the edge of the camp, where Astarion hovers, feeling like an unwanted guest. So you wave him over, and soon all of you enjoy a hearthy meal and share a story over the campfire.
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