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My best comeback to any comment occurred in college. I was at quidditch practice and we had split the team between the two major positions to run different drills. I was in a beater battle with another one of the girls on the team ( who I was pretty good friends with) and we were having trouble hitting each other with the bludgers and she said aloud “Fuck Me” probably out of frustration. And that would have been the end of it except my brain to mouth filter was not working that night. So I responded with “ Gladly, but not here”…… she and the rest of the beaters started laughing so hard that we had to take a break from the drills for a while. And the chasers on the other side of the pitch were just looking at us all confused as the group of five of us just died of laughter…

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