#no i am not joking

[thewallshaveeyes]

Cult of the lamb is one of the best games ever because nowhere else will the game ORGANICALLY evolve to where the former god of death has formed a a group of drinking buddies who all get uproariously drunk evedy time you return from a cruisade

#cult of the lamb #i am losing my mind #i have GOT to draw this #and the other followers' names? #Juul Tree and Yarno #no i am not joking

[madmutts]

Idk if your standards are horrifically low or super unrealistic and at this point I’m too scared to ask /aff /hj

given that my other fictional crushes are people like Silco and Discord....

#angelo txt #hea au #inbox answer #yes. Discord of MLP fame #no i am not joking #njfhsdgfdshfdfds

[seijorhi]

Miss Rhi, since you’re in Japan right now have you seen the Haikyuu movie yet?? 👀

i am seeing it on sunday!

#i will be the one sitting there #crying the minute the opening credits begin #no i am not joking #ghfjkdldkfjvghjfdk #rhi answers

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Joke's on you guys. The Great Pit is full of really interesting stuff like legal texts, love poetry, and medical recipes, and I'm having the time of my life.

#Deir el Medina's bin has been very useful to Egyptologists #no I am not joking

[beuatifulbuttercup]

SBG season 1 finale spoiler

I swear if Tyler isn't in a coma or turned into a phantom thingy and is instead dead-dead I will burn down all trees

#school bus graveyard #tyler hernandez #no I am not joking #arson <3 #may the trees begone

[beechersnope]

going to student orientation soon 😭 there better be people my age there or i'm going to freak out

#one of the FOUR available activities during the afternoon portion is making swiftie friendship bracelets #no i am not joking

[blossyossyossy]

Aphblr or whatever the hell the Aphmau side of Tumblr is called, can y'all tell me what the hell Aaron's race is cause I have never been able to tell after all these years :D

#aphmau #mystreet #no i am not joking

[crashtestjeffy]

I haven't eaten in days, I hate the world and I want to kill myself. Welcome to Wednesday.

#no i am not joking #or exaggerating #i want out

[takearisk-xo]

Already Gone

i know i have absolutely nothing to ask you when you just released a chapter on tuesday and feel free to just ignore me, i'm really excited...but do you know when we'll get a preview of the next chapter?

a real live look at my google doc:

#no i am not joking #i was serious about the no outline just vibes tag #already gone #anon #answered

[carbonateddelusion]

I'm legally forbidden from looking at Fionna and Cake shit because not only would it be spoilers but also Simon reminds me of Edgar so strongly that it tips me into hypomania.

#no i am not joking #speaking of which if any of you have eddie questions i would love to hear them right about now #rox rumblings #me things

[gongedtornado]

this thing looks like a sea creature……

#if you know exactly what plush it is. i love you /p #its so fucking STUPID !!!! /pos #this thing sucks! #kazzy scribbles #shartposting #giant microbes #spoilers: its herpes #NO I AM NOT JOKING #herpes plush #they literally make disease plushies if anyones wondering btw #its on the ‘giant microbes’ website #i have TWO of their diseases ‼️ #person that guesses the other plush i have gets uhhh #a pipebomb /j #I WANT THE RNA PLUSH SO BAD ITS SO GOOFY #anyways #sea creature

[byakuyasdarling]

The longer and longer you know me the more I know how little of a sense of humour I have LMAO

#no I am not joking #especially when it comes to Bya because the line is so obscure #like there’s so much I’ll joke about and then you’d say something weird about him and I get sad #that’s on me but damn LMAO #my general rule is just joking about the canon and things that are straight up said #no name calling or anything it upsets me. except for ‘asshole’ and that stuff #no odd headcanons even if it’s just a joke (especially ones that I don’t obviously subscribe haha) #or just don’t at all — that’s probably best #// lh #BIT SERIOUS LOL

[mrsbsmooth]

WIP Wednesday (Fanfiction Friday here already)

Thanks @crimswnred @bypine @ellegreenwxy @banirareiko @thoracic-orchid @rebelrayne @eskiix for the tag!

Here's my current WIP!

Tagging @i-boop-you

#no i am not joking #this is literally the entire document. #writing memes #litg #love island the game #litg s1 #litg season 1 #litg tim

[transmalewife]

entrance exams are ableist btw

#mine. #no I am not joking #disability

[autism-swagger]

CANONICALLY BISEXUAL JOHN KRAMER??

#NO I AM NOT JOKING

[shitbrainratface]

they tell you that testosterone makes you hungry all the time (it's been 2 yrs, help me) but what they don't tell you is that it's a new kind of hunger you've never felt before where you feel like a dying rabid animal cursed to have freezing cold insides that can only be warmed by eating incredible amounts of protein, and if you eat anything else then you still feel The Cold Hunger no matter how much you consume

#no i am not joking #i just ate two hours ago and my stomach is painfully hungry again #been giving myself a hard time for gaining weight but i guess that is just a part of my transition bc i never feel full for more than 2 hrs