#no i will not be taking questions

[infernal-house-demon]

“BBC Sherlock” this, “Elementary” that, “RDJ Sherlock Holmes movies.”

Everybody shut up. The best Sherlock Holmes adaptation is House M.D.

#no I will not be taking questions #house and Wilson are the best version of this relationship #not just because of the gayness of it all #but because it’s the one adaptation where Watson is equally as weird as Holmes #house md #sherlock holmes #house and wilson

[quadruple-a-battery-under-ur-bed]

fyi clive is either aro or has such an intense and suppressed crush on jason that hes oblivious to anyone w a crush on him

#no i will not be taking questions #he who fights with monsters #clive standish

[rithmeres]

yippee.mp3

#yes i let liz and teddy talk me into getting a septum piercing #no i will not be taking questions #hot single dads in your area

[apples-of-apples]

Idk if there are any Kujura x Olympia shippers out there but if there are then the only acceptable way to tag their relationship is Toxic heterosexuality

#etrian odyssey #Etrian odyssey 3 #no I will not be taking questions

[an-overcaffeinated-npc]

My favorite music genre is the homoerotic tango

#an underrated genre #dawko's its spreading is in this category #no i will not be taking questions #you listen to that song and try to tell me otherwise #you cant

[justpinmeagainstawall]

As an asexual (i know - the absolute SHOCK of an asexual actually enjoying sex woohoo) sometimes I go through these tiny phases occasionally where genitalia and sex acts and anything sex related really repulses me

#and honestly im okay with that #no i will not be taking questions #hope this helps 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 #its justpinmeagainstawall #cupiosexual

[bookiedoodles]

Hunter's hands are always cold and Willows hands are nice and warm. He uses this as an excuse to hold her hands a solid 95% of the time, Willow knows but thinks it's cute

Absolutely, 100%, however it's actually Willow who starts it. Hunter messes with Gus by sneakily putting his hands on Gus' neck, and the poor kid swears up and down that his hands are made of ice because "oh my TITAN DUDE your hands are COLD!!!" and you can practically hear the lightbulb go off in Willow's head before she scoops his hand in hers and is all like "omg wow your hand is super cold! Luckily for you, I've been told I have very warm hands! I can keep them warm if you'd like?" and Hunter can only nod in response because, despite his cold hands, the rest of his body has shot up about 10 degrees higher and he doesn't remember how to talk.

#toh #huntlow #me talking about huntlow: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE HANDS #idk why but it IS #i can't explain #but i'm very much right and i know it #no i will not be taking questions

[tanjir0se]

The most unrealistic part of Entertainment District is the frankly ludicrous notion that Tengen Uzui would need female corps members to infiltrate Yoshiwara.

You’re telling me he wouldn’t immediately dress himself in drag and become the most sought after Oiran in the city within days ??? Really??? That’s his average fucking Tuesday night you idiot. He’d be nine days into giving manicures to the other Oirans before he even remembered why he was there in the first place

#no I will not be taking questions #I am the only motherfucker in this city who can handle me #and my opinions on Tengen Uzui are always true and correct and beautiful #Tengen #kny #Tengen sama my fucking beloved

[is-emily-real]

mid-2000s jonathan byers listens exclusively to divorced dad rock

#no I will not be taking questions #it’s. a lot of creed #jonathan byers #stranger things

[delphicfool]

The gender binary is overrated, I currently describe mine as 'the gentle implication of maleness' and this is how I choose to live my life

#tag your gender #nb #gender #no I will not be taking questions

[charkyzombicorn]

#one piece #No I will not be taking questions

[tooquirkytolose]

Fun pizza mom,'aint the whisky what he were tryin to savor' stablehand & lain pilled e-girl are the Father, Son & Holy Ghost of tumblr short story form prose

#no i will not be taking questions #these are self explanatory #if you come at me with what about ____ tumblr short story???? #have you never heard of SAINTS

[sunwarmed-ash]

Eddie Munson would be obsessed with RENT

Billy Hargrove would be obsessed with Rocky Horror Picture Show

Steve Harrington would be obsessed with Grease

#stranger things #eddie munson #billy hargrove #steve harrington #musicals #rent #rocky horror picture show #rhps #grease #thanks for coming to my ted talk #no i will not be taking questions

[ichabodjane]

#sauron stole his body and stashed him in the pouch #no I will not be taking questions #IT WAS REAL TO ME #AND HE LIVES IN MY HEART #human halbrand #trop memes #tolkien memes #halbrand #sauron #saubrand #rop #the rings of power #galadriel x halbrand

[f4rlands]

mr doubleO likes those double Ds

#no i will not be taking questions #hermitcraft #bdoubleo #bdouble0100 #hc bdubs #sketch

[jokingmisfit]

Hannibal Lecter is into feederism.

#no i wont elaborate #hannibal lecter #no i will not stop #no i am not okay #no i will not be taking questions #no i will not provide context #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #hannibal x reader #hannigram #clannibal