#no i will not explain further

[zhxngii]

between alhaitham and zhongli. haitham taking you from behind and zhongli gripping your face in his hand, watching the little tears roll down your cheeks.

#✯✩´﹒🥛、z's thirsty﹒₊ #zhongli smut #zhongli x reader #alhaitham smut #alhaitham x reader #...don't ask where this came from. #NO I WILL NOT EXPLAIN FURTHER

[nebulaedaniel]

dnp talking about tumblr feels like inviting someone into your home and they go through every cupboard and drawer and you just have to stand there and watch

#no i will not explain further #dan howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil #danisnotonfire #nebulae.speaks #phan

[nonymous06]

Werewolf!Robin aus have me in a chokehold

Also featuring the rest of the fruity four as supernatural creates (Nancy is a monster hunter, mainly cause that dynamic absolutely slaps)

#Steve became a werewolf cause of robin #no I will not explain further #you can pry fruity four as monsters slash hunters out of my cold dead hands #ronance #werewolf robin buckley #monster hunter Nancy wheeler #steddie #werewolf steve harrington #vampire eddie munson #steddie fanart #steve harrington fanart #eddie munson fanart #robin buckley #robin buckley fanart #nancy wheeler #nancy wheeler fanart #fruity four #fruity four fanart #stranger things 4 fanart #stranger things fanart #stranger things #stranger things 4 #if I had the energy to create a comic or fic for this it’d be ronance focused #sorry not sorry their dynamic is more interesting than vampire x werewolf

[mthevlamister]

Eddy and Ted going on restaurant roadtrips two years in a row makes me believe in manic pixie dream girls

#eddy burback #ted nivison #no I will not explain further #fuck off #rainforest cafe #margaritaville

[ofdinosanddais1]

Every person who works on the Tempest is autistic and my evidence is the game Mass Effect: Andromeda. They could not have created a more autistic cast. No wonder I absolutely love this game and cherish and value each of my crew mates.

#no i will not explain further #literally just play the game and you will agree #mass effect andromeda #actually autistic #the tempest crew

[extraordinarily-illiterate]

you're telling me i can't be a mentally unstable poet's unpaid intern at the ripe age of ten ?? you must be mistaken. it says right here *gestures to monstrumologist bk 1* that it's completely legal.

#the monstrumologist #god i read that years ago #still love you will henry #ok but seriously #pellinore cured so many of my problems ??? which is so wacky #the ending of bk 3 specifically ?? #literally crying just thinking about it #“i will not suffer you to drown” #oh also #pellinore is totally a poet before a scientist #no i will not explain further

[the-faultofdaedalus]

jesus christ superstar muppet movie

#no i will not explain further #this is bc i had a dream that there was a movie version #where kermit played judas #also all the songs were weirdly pop-ified #but the main thing is kermit judas. jesus was a human man.

[actualolivegarden]

So happy to have my best friends help raising my 2 perfect printers. Just dropped off filament support and I'm feeling #blessed

#queer #transgender #lgbt makers #maker #3d printing #trans #lesbian #its exactly what it looks like #no I will not explain further

[muncedes]

something feral comes over me when i see a sweaty footballer on the pitch

#no i will not explain further

[nock-and-bolt]

Sixty: *shoots someone* deviant style 👈😎👉

Hank: WTF?!

Sixty: er… this may be one of those cases where i wanted to see if i could but never wondered if i should

#dbh #tumblr anderson #detroit hank anderson #incorrect dbh #connor sixty #detroit become human #detroit: become human #dbh incorrect quotes #dbh text post #incorrect dbh quotes #dbh rk800 #dbh hank #incorrect quotes #d:bh #hank anderson #dbh connor 60 #connor 60 #in which my friends are literally hank and sixty #yes this situation actually happened #no I will not explain further #😜

[the-sill-of-all-sills]

In the middle of rereading SVSSS and it feels like a pride and prejudice au except Shen Yuan is somehow both Elizabeth and Mr Darcy.

#svsss #no I will not explain further #yes I read pride and prejudice two years ago and probably don't remember everything that went down

[iki-teru]

The Locked Tomb series tastes like burnt marshmallows. Not like, a little burnt either. Burnt like the outside layer is just char and the inside is molten and you stick the whole thing in your mouth and it burns and tastes like ash and sugar.

#i have been trying to pinpoint that last flavor for weeks #we do bones motherfucker #the locked tomb #no I will not explain further #that’s a lie if you ask nicely I will

[lazybakerart]

so people are having a discourse over johnny storm fancast and ofcourse dacre and joe are included there, i mean why not both of them as new xmen casts lineup like cyclop or gambit whatever there. thats a win win situation for us as harringrove stans. lets start petition

i had to look up who johnny storm was so. clearly my opinion cannot matter.

#replies #i think dacre should play joe's hot housewife in his next movie #no i will not explain further

[truegoist]

I’m sorry mha mutuals but Katsuki dying is actually good

#no I will not explain further #get mad at me idc #bnha #mha #katsuki bakugo #mha chapter 361 #mha spoilers

[lettersfrombeyondthegrave]

The planets aligned in inexplicable ways that made petekey and riddlebird exist in the same universe and I think that's amazing

"what they have to do with eachother" nothing but also there's a bigger picture, like if you get it you get it if you don't you don't it's not something explainable it's just mh that's curious yk

#they're NOT connect but also they ARE connected #no i will not explain further #gotham #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #ed nygma #nygmobblepot #riddlebird

[amaurotyne]

Lahabrea is Odin. 

#. the speaker ( lahabrea ) #no i will not explain further