if one more person tells me i would be a good mom after i say i like to cook for and take care of people i will absolutely lose my shit
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“Would you still fuck me if I were a cop” is an even more fucked up version of “would you still love me if I were a worm”
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wish my supervisor would bully me into writing my dissertation the same way people bully writers on here to update their fanfics
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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
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When you’re trynta be cool with your crush but she’s a freaking smokeshow 😩🪦
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when i got home after the new years celebrations last night, i took off my boots and found this pin stuck in the bottom of one of them,, a good sign for the new year perhaps ? :-)
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“LOL. You think your vote matters? ROFL and LOL.” Yes, I am aware my vote carries less and less relative power the more people I’m voting with, but unlike your glorious violent revolution, it actually exists.
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