#no im serious

[ace7librarian]

This is my Roman empire

#no im serious #I remember where I was when this came out #I talked about it for weeks before #shitty broadway #starkid #tin can brothers #shipwrecked comedy #curt mega #joey richter #sinead persaud #little shop of horrors #curtwen #spies are forever #rambling in librarian

[san8ny]

crazy awesome new take but i actually dont care about how an author writes ellie, as long as she’s still a girl kisser and no weird fetishes, go crazy

#no im serious #shouldnt have to even be a take #I LOVE ELLIE WILLIAMS #lesbian #tlou

[witchofhimring]

The true enemy of Remarried Empress was the lack of therapy.

#no im serious #so many issues would have been avoided #rashta and navier both need chamomile tea #sovi needs a nap #heinly needs therapy for thinking his new haircut looks good #navier trovi #navier #navier ellie trovi #remarried empress #the remarried empress #rashta #sovieshu #heinrey

[sylver-seraphim]

·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳Don't mind me, I'm crazy.ೄྀᬊ⊰

#8:11 ryker #no im serious #its called art therapy #i thought it was strange #but people out there ship leon and dante #so im pretty much saint #ryker dublin #say thanks that vittorino didn't kill them he was close #8:11 vittorino

[justknoxville]

HELP IM DROWNING

#johnny knoxville #no im serious #mtv jackass #jackass #mtv #jackass tumblr is so dead rn so i’m doing my part #jackass the movie #bam margera #viva la bam #jackassedit #steve o

[nightmareentertainment]

Hi can we talk about how Jonathan got beat half to death in the hospital and could barely stand, was struggling to even crawl?? Like he was literally laying down about to accept it was over before he saw the scissors drop

And we just. Never talk about that? Dude. That had to have HURT. Look at how badly he got beaten. He couldn't even walk for a hot minute before the adrenaline picked him up and he was racing for Nancy. After KILLING A MAN (admittedly, no longer a man, but imagine the guilt) LIKE HELLOOOOO

He was seventeen and he just. Closed his eyes. Prepared to die.

I'm ff..fbgbfbfb

#stranger things #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #stranger things 3 #no im serious #wtf happened

[idcbabyialreadylostmymind]

Tonowari and Ronal with a size kink on the reader tho😭

ronal and tonowari 🤝 size kink

#tessa talks with nonnie ೃ⁀➷ #no im serious #avatar 2 #avatar 2022 #avatar #avatar 2009 #avatar way of water #avatar x reader #avatar x reader fluff #avatar x y/n #avatar x you #avatar smut #ronal x reader #tonowari bbg

[crystal-ball-of-ow-canon]

Cole looking through the five inch binder of adoption papers etc. Gabriel kept: wow I can't believe you kept everything even your emails to the social worker

Gabriel: of course I did, thought it would be important or mean something to you later

Cole: this was a lot of work you and Jack went through just for me

Gabriel:I promise you it was worth every second of it

Cole pulling out something: hey what's this?

Gabriel: oh we had to write to the social worker talking about our family and background and explaining why we wanted to adopt

Cole reading Gabriel's: oh that's so sweet *Gabriel's letter is written similar to a journal entry talking about growing up with several sisters and always wanted to be a parent, specifically how he wanted to adopt* Pa, I'm going to cry

Cole moving on to Jack's: what'd Dad write? *Jack's is formatted almost like a business resume and is even in third person* oh my fucking God he wrote this like a resume!!

Jack indignantly: well it was kind of like I was applying to be a parent!

Cole continuing to cackle: it's in third person!

Jack: it's how I organized my thoughts best!

Cole now literally rolling on the floor: I've already found a typo on the first page!!

#based on a conversation i had with my parents #no im serious #my dad wrote his thing like a resume #in third person #there were like three typos on the first page #how'd they let him adopt #Gabriel is mom #Jack is dad #gabriel reyes #overwatch reaper #ow reaper #jack morrison #soldier 76 #reaper 76 #reaper76 #r 76 #cole cassidy #dad gabriel reyes #dad jack morrison #dad soldier76 #dad reaper #dad gabe is best gabe #overwatch #blizzard

[orangehoneybee]

sometimes I'm 🤏 this close to sending someone nudes then I get scared 🥴

#tell me to do it #no im serious #and ill do it #t4t nsft #ftm switch #ftm sub

[skoulsons]

hey, it’s me. your friendly neighborhood brainrotting sucker for tlou’s winter, especially joel and ellie’s embrace that will move mountains and bring the moon down

Like, we’re getting it. For those who know the game, WE’RE GETTING THAT. that monumental moment. THEIR moment. and for those who don’t, buckle up because it is a moment to behold.

They’ve gone through so much. And now, the past few weeks, he’s been out cold and she’s been having to take care of him. Sleepless nights, hunting alone, the lurking fear that he may just…die in his sleep. How she had to exert herself so much getting him to safety and has had to feed him and stitch him up with unclean materials and take care of a whole grown man for weeks.

And then he finds her and they hug and it is…ethereal. He’s alive. She’s alive. They’re okay. They’re together. They’re safe. She can relax for the first time in weeks. She can let him hold her and follow his breathing and steady herself in his heartbeat. And he gets to hold on to his entire world. A months long relationship and the things they’ve gone through all built up to this. This hug culminates everything from shooting Bryan, to losing Henry and Sam, to ranch argument, everything. It gives and tells her everything she needs to hear from him. It’s an “I’m sorry.” “Thank you.” “You did so good.” “Are you okay?” “You’re safe now.” “I’m proud of you.” “I love you.” It’s every reassurance she’ll ever need. It’s all the love he has to offer her in one action. It’s relief and comfort knowing she’s safe in his embrace now. How he’ll say ‘baby girl’, that beautiful term of endearment and nickname for Sarah. How Ellie has become that now and how he’ll say it without hesitation. Because that’s what she is. Because she’s his daughter

#you’ll see on the news next week #local girl found dead in her home #cause? #joel and ellie hug. #no im serious #I will stop breathing #I will bleed from my brain #I will go completely mad. #the last of us hbo #tlou spoilers #joel miller #ellie williams

[saltysatellite804]

I have a headcanon that Toshiro is actually Rangiku and Gin's lovechild but is unaware of it.

#bleach anime #rangiku matsumoto #gin ichimaru #toshiro hitsugaya #no im serious #hear me out

[laneynoir]

I think we need more baby Gimli art. In fact i know it. Give it please.

#gimli #lotr #no im serious #hed be so cute

[sylver-seraphim]

Not me celebrating an anniversary of me beating Postal 2 for the first time (02.04.2023)

#postal 2 #postal dude #i was actually beating this game 2 years #no im serious #i started playing in 2022 #and finished in 2023 #i beated it another time in 2024 #yaaay

[arsenalgbt]

⭐️👀

just like please gaslit me to write the last kink on this kink bingo, aka threesome, starring none other than established relationship!bennydale (Benjamin/Aaron, I know! shocking!!!!!!! I have never actually written them) + Martin of courseeeeeeeeeeeee.

also.

obviously my baby darling willo will be having significant cameo too 😌 as I am the ultimate bennyliba truther teeheeeee

#je suis #no im serious

[capseycartwright]

if anyone has beef with me you can’t tell me i will cry ok

#in which i ramble #no im serious #but you can tell me all your other gossip

[yagynaseni]

wait, there are chances of rashes after kissing someone with beard-

#no im serious #debbie🐶