#no it’s a full joke

[frostedpuffs]

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

#literally so frustrating how im always at this damn job LMAO #working full time is a joke. you spend most of your life at work just to not even be able to make enough money to live #bullshiiiiiityee #text post

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon' #and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

[infectiouspiss]

house would not be instantly nice and accepting if he found out wilson was a trans guy ok he'd just go "oh great now when we sleep together i gotta worry about you getting pregnant" and then insult wilson's tie while wilson is just like "what do you mean WHEN we sleep together?????"

#bishop.txt #house would also make some banger transphobic jokes but only in private #hes an ass but i think he'd respect wilson enough to not out him #and nobody would bat an eye when he made jokes about wilson's pussy #he could deadpan full honesty say 'wilson has a vagina' and everyone would be like 'mhm ok sure thing' #house md

[aboyscriminalrecord]

y/n would get sooo many bites, not even from anything sexual, just ‘cause he likes nipping at you

(He is either really apologetic, or feels no remorse)

@corn-producer69420

#it’s like he’s marking you #alastor #alastor fanart #can I make a wilbur joke or is it too soon #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor x reader #alastor x y/n #alastor x you #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x y/n #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin art #might draw a full comic for this later

[ghostwitchs-art]

comic titled "I DIDNT GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT"

#adventure time #finn adventure time #fern adventure time #huntress wizard adventure time #huntress wizard #finn the human #finn mertens #fern the human #fern mertens #full on sobbing last night after watching the last episode of AT and the next day all my brain can think of is a weed joke

[augentrust]

"essek stays away post-canon because he doesn't want to endanger the nein while he's on the run" absolutely valid, but also i raise you: essek knows about the one (1) time the nein were in charge of protecting an important mage and she survived approximately one week before getting violently murdered while they were — direct quote — "havin' bacon"

#to be fair they did not like vess and that was not their best effort but still #essek thelyss #mighty nein #cr2 #critical role #this is mostly a joke because i love every fic where essek gives them (and particularly caleb) space to keep them safe #but it occurred to me that essek is one of the few people who knows the full story about vess #and can probably acknowledge that despite being extremely competent in many ways the nein should not be trusted with bodyguard duties #august chats

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #full metal alchemist #full metal jacket #full metal panic #sarcasm #irony #joke #parody

[caligmaera]

tumblrs sexyman in the flesh (or sans the flesh?)

#unoriginal joke 💀 #undertale #sans #sans the skeleton #his full legal name?

[letsdontdie]

First years getting to know each other thoughts

#jjk #geto suguru #gojo satoru #satosugu #jujutsu kaisen #stsg #this started as a joke and then it was going to be in greyscale and now its full color #took over my thinking power kind of #mistakes have been made

[mummer]

#asoiaf #not my full and nuanced opinion. Just making a little jokey joke #guys im actually in the trenches though theres no blank template of this meme i had to reverse image search for the original video #and do it MYSELF. it’s 2023? #if you want my actual opinons on the subject please go to theshieldhall dot wordpress dot com

[introboy]

my health & wellbeing has been annihilated due to this thumbnail glitch that greeted me when I opened youtube

#xisuma #xisumavoid #tango tek #tangotek #hc9 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #/mine #I stared in shock for a full 10 seconds before it autoplayed and i got jumpscared by trixie and katya #this is not a joke btw im in emotional turmoil #hall of shame

[buggachat]

Part 158 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Kofi

#ml #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #marinette dupain-cheng #adrien agreste #adrienette #adrinette #ladynoir #my art #bakery enemies au #I DEBATED HAVING ADRIEN IN PANTS VS NO PANTS FOR A WHILE WHEN I ORIGINALLY DREW THESE PANELS WEEKS AGO #BUT I SETTLED ON GIVING HIM PANTS BECAUSE I WAS A COWARD #BUT THEN EVERYONE JUST ASSUMED HE WAS PANTSLESS ANYWAYS AND THAT WAS SO FUNNY I WENT BACK AND CHANGED THIS PART TO REMOVE HIS PANTS #HES FREE NOW #its ok he's wearing underwear #that one joke art i drew of adrien being like ''you'd like to know wouldnt you'' i drew thinking he was wearing pants and that was the joke #but now that he's NOT wearing pants his ass cheeks really were just on full display there huh #it's fine. it's fine. dont worry about it. #''i don't change my comic based on reader reactions'' i said. well i lied. i took away adriens pants. ive betrayed myself

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags #anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me #like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me #how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭 #like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him #stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed #also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc. #he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!! #izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers

[originalartblog]

concept: ADA!Chuuya, but All Men Are Equal gave him total control of his ability by stabilizing it and getting rid of his permanent singularity, so he reverted to his original power: enhancing others' abilities.

Bonus:

#for my jokes to work this ability needs to either be always active (like no longer human HA) #or for chuuya to not have full control over it (doesn't really follow all men are equal) #i also think there's a 50/50 chance fukuzawa's ability is made up but that won't stop me from playing in this sandbox #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #ada!chuuya #ada!skk #armed detective agency #bsd dazai #skk #soukoku #bsd atsushi #bsd yosano #(looks at my collection of ada!chuuya: this bad boy can fit so many aus in him) #SPOILERS OOPS #bsd stormbringer spoilers #bsd storm bringer spoilers #nawy's comics #i have an alternate (less joke-y) vision for how chuuya would take it but it got angsty real quick and i didn't know how to end it #it might appear one day #we'll see #it liked the first part so i might use it on its own anyway #i mean kind of it's still unsure in the end

[zarla-s]

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