#no its not

[muckyschmuck]

is this. part of the pay...?

#no its not #work bonus ig #hi #im fucking dead #my brain is mush #my art #furry art #anthro art #furry #anthro #digital art #oc art #oc #all i draw is old dead fucks stacked on top of eachother heyyy

[moss-is-a-frog]

(Grabbing my friend who just read my writing and shaking them violently) TELL ME WHAT YOU HATE ABOUT IT

#oh it’s so good #NO ITS NOT #I NEED CRITICISM #writing

[disgustinggf]

"i want u" then act like it cuz so do ur homies

#DONT CANCEL ME ITS A JOKE #kinda #no its not #txt

[capitalisticveins]

“David is gay if the listener…” “Gavin is bi if the listener…” “Ivan is straight if his listeners…” They’re all pan, good NIGHT.

#“but it’s morning for me 🥺’’ #NO ITS NOT #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse

[drpoisonoaky]

Sokka: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Katara: *raises hand*

Azula: *puts her hand down*

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla incorrect quotes #azula #lgbtq #fire siblings #katara #azutara #kazula #sokka #no its not #maybe ozai #but we hate that guy

[cricketnationrise]

Hi I have a ficlet fest request 😊

6am

Paris

Henry

My AO3 handle is Nerdyfangirl76

Thank you ☺️

what's interesting to me is that Paris in the book is 5 paragraphs. that's it. and yet i'm obsessed with that moment of Alex and Henry eating baguettes and apricot tarts while Henry translates Le Monde. anyway! please enjoy this Henry POV of the moments before Alex wakes up that morning 💜🦗

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Henry’s warm; that’s the first thing he notices.

Kensington Palace is always cold, no matter the season — history and tradition seem to cling to the air like a chilly fog.

But Henry’s warm and there’s something about the quality of the silence that suggests early morning. A time he’s more than familiar with. He takes stock of himself: exhausted but content, the hint of hangover hovering at the base of his skull, jaw muscles sore and languid at the same time. And—

A steady, slow breath on the back of his neck, an arm curled around his waist holding him close against a firm chest.

Alex.

It all comes rushing back: meeting at the café, the flirting, the two bottles of wine, the careful, fleeting touches while exploring the city, the decidedly less careful touches with hands and mouths as they explored each other more fully. Henry’s never felt so connected, so in tune with another man — none of his previous myriad of furtive, NDA-covered experiences can come close to comparing. Despite Alex’s relative inexperience, the taste of wine in his mouth as he licked into Henry’s, Henry felt so bloody light last night he can hardly breathe — even hours later — from the tenderness.

And Henry can’t stand not looking at Alex a second longer. Carefully, so as not to wake him, Henry turns over; he moves slowly, loath to dislodge the warm weight of Alex’s arm.

Christ.

Henry would believe that sunbeams were created for this very moment, that they had been honing their craft for milenia just to perfect the vision in front of him: 

Alex is glowing. Each messy curl is edged in gold, the sunshine practically beading where it clings to his hair. His dark skin — which is already distractingly caramel — appears burnished in the light, as if it has been painstakingly polished overnight, almost lit from within; a fire behind a half-drawn curtain, beckoning him home. Even the dust motes swirling in the air above him seem entranced by Alex; they swirl and drift lazily in the ray of light from the window, almost as if caught in Alex’s orbit, drawn inexorably toward him. 

Henry can certainly relate.

But they don’t do this, stay the night. Or — they haven’t before. But last night the haze of wine and Alex’s fingers in his hair, gripping the back of his head made Henry dizzy, his body loose and positively melting from the contact.

So he didn’t bring up returning to his own hotel room. Didn’t back away from Alex’s embrace as they panted together in the dark space between their mouths, coming down from their highs. Didn’t try to slip free from the tangled sheets once he heard Alex’s breaths even out as he drew closer and closer to dreamland. Didn’t tense up or pull away as he felt Alex reach out and delicately, gently, reverently trace the ridge of his spine, just let Alex map each bump with a burgeoning sense of wonder. Henry had just let his own eyes drift shut, basking in the closeness. Let himself, for once—

Hope.

Alex is smiling; that’s the next thing he notices.

#cricket writes #nerdyfangirl76 #ficlet fest 500 #rwrb #possibly excessive description of alex in sunlight #but also #no its not

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Leshy: I grew up with Heket. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

#cult of the lamb #cotl #incorrect quotes #cotl leshy #the source is my dad #no its not

[verianal]

REPOST bcz uhmm tumblr is so freaky and didnt upload it onto the tags so like no one saw it 😵😵

#milesganke #arachnitech #miles x ganke #ganke lee #miles morales #spiderman #spider man 2 ps5 #Spiderman 2 #spiderman game #meow plz like my post :3 #i love the sillies #Ps i never played the game #So if this is ooc.. #No its not #Lgbt ig

[itssocomplicatedyeah]

I promise this last one post with Buggy.

#NOPE #NO ITS NOT #buggy the clown #my screenshots #my screencaps #one piece live action #one piece buggy #jeff ward

[latinotiktok]

Argentina viendo que todos quieren su ship con Brasil:

#'brasil/my country is...' #no its not #(inserten audio) SHES MINEEE STAY AWAY FROM HER #sebas

[crownedcrowws]

Current Joshua Wip for big project :) (art by me)

#joshua dun #spooky jim #clique art #twenty one pilots #tyler joseph #twenty one pilots clique #skeleton clique #i love them so much #josh dun #tøp art #my lovely wife #honestly would work an honest 9 to 5 for this man #I would rob a bank too #that’s a joke #no its not #funkytown #hot cross buns #wife material #work in progress #wip #sketches

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

With the recent ask, all I can imagine is the new Spiderverse movie only it’s Nagi-verse. Complete with Lego Nagito, plush Nagito, popsicle Nagito and every other ridiculous iteration you can think of…

The Council of Nagitos

#anonymous #danganronpa #komaeda nagito #fala replies #a e i o queue #whadda ya mean thas kaworu nagisa from hit 90s anime neon genesis evangelion? #no its not

[emiwuaidmslomc]

scrolling through potential international placement years/internships,,, and now im thinking about corporate/office romance in dramas 😐

#i read one description of how an office job works #and my brains first reactions just #“oh its like in that drama” #;-; #no #no its not

[thecrowthatdraws]

tooth achingly fluffy style comic of my blind stan au cause I love these boys so much <3

#blind stan au #digital art #Krita #south park #south park fanart #south park stan #south park kyle #sp stan #sp kyle #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #sp style #sp stanky #they are gay your honor #kyle hacked stans switch to have a narrator so that stan can play videogames better #its 3 am and i have work in the morning #the sp brainrot grind never stops #im dyslexic so if anything is misspelled #no its not

[httpsclarye]

me and homies getting ready to go watch one piece together (we’re going to read kinktober fanfics about the characters)

#it is wrong #no its not #whos coming w us #one piece #one piece smut #opla #sanji #zoro #luffy #op

[shadow-von-vamp]

i think if you find it inherently wrong for a man to have girl friends when he’s also in a romantic relationship with a girl you’re the problem actually

#saw a video about someone ghosting her best friend #cause he got a girlfriend and she could tell she was insecure about their friendship #and the first comment is #‘it hurts but that’s how it has to be’ #NO IT DOESNT #and other people are saying being upset your s/o has friendships with the opposite sex is reasonable #NO ITS NOT #having friendships with people is normal? #maybe y’all should go to therapy instead of making your s/o remove people from their lives??