#no jocks allowed

[hamable]

You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.

#I want Ruben to have a little crush on Fabian am I crazy #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #I think Ruben can have a little bi crisis as a treat #even for just a moment #the most popular jock ultimate legend straight As football captain hero just saved his life #he’s allowed to lay in bed tonight staring at the ceiling like ‘uh oh’ #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers

[danganronpa96]

I need more gay contents

it's alr I gotchu

#I love those homos #you didn't give anyone in particular so I chose the bakery wives and jock nerd husbands (+extra nerd) #guys you're allowing me to normalise Brian into this mix of fruits you've made a very bad mistake /J #woke DR96 Mai tsuriGAY LEStte Brian HOMOsaka kuruBARA

[thestobingirlie]

what about his cute polos??? what about the red jumper???? why is he wearing that yellow sweater in every single fic??

#STEVESAD!!!! #all his cute fits and you put him in that ugly yellow jumper just so he can fucking contrast with his ugly boyfriend. but not too much!!!! #he can’t be too much of a jock!!! he can’t wear popular fashion!!! but oh a yellow jumper. that’s perfect #allows you to strip away as much of his personality as possible #robeyeroll give me strength #steve harrington #stranger things #my post

[unclewaynemunson]

Let Steve and Eddie be soft together. Let Steve and Eddie be tender together. Let Steve and Eddie heal together. Let Steve and Eddie share soft touches and gentle kisses and comforting hugs. Let them sort through their trauma together and cry in each other’s arms and wipe away each other’s tears. Let them be each other’s safety nets, each other’s homes, each other’s anchors. And let them share the softest smiles when they wake up in each other’s arms in the early morning light.

#something about the scary metalhead and the masculinity-performing jock finding softness with each other #and allowing themselves to be vulnerable with each other #let men be soft #don't mind me rambling about stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson

[svampira]

if you've seen me post this already no you did naut anyways human elias

#ok i posted this yesterday then deleted it cause it looked kind of bad #i fixed it and its cuter now👍 #not going in the tags this time #backstory time he was basically a cartoonishly evil jock but people just went along w it cause he was hot and had a celebrity mom #kind of guy to take highschool football way too fucking seriously. WAY TOO SERIOUSLY #ough his eyes look so weird here. whatever back to teen show antagonist backstory #idk i feel like he was just a nightmare to be around. whats worse than a tiktoker. a tiktoker quarterback whos obscenely rich and cant face #any consequences cause his dad funded the school #he got normaler after he graduated but got murdered less than a year after. sorry. at least he gets to finally murder people when hes undea #i feel like 90% of what was wrong with him as a teen was because he wasnt allowed to kill people during football matches but rest assured #he def tried #the way i draw him i feel it gives more cheerleader but his dex is way too low. maybe he was in his freshman year then jumped to 6 #*6.3 when he was like 16 and got forced into the football team #hes 6.4 when he dies at 19 #word dump OVER. maybe i should fix my toyhouse #/elias #scarabocchi

[samarecharm]

Futaba called Ryuji a jock heehee

#chattin #strikers liveblog #got to this a while ago but i forgot to comment on it #its partially why i dont hc him as like. just toned. like the people who tend to do track and marathons #like they tend to be very lean; people will mistakenly give track runners HUGE legs and it KINDA makes sense #but most times those athletes are lean (source: i used to do track in my teen years LOL) #but ryuji likes working out For Reals. it feels like he likes working out and running #and track was the only school sports program that allowed him to expel all that energy he has #NOT to say that he only likes track bc its the only thing he can do in shujin #bc he clearly loves it #just that theres something about a good workout that feels similar to sprints and long jogs #no real equipment required like youd need for most sports #u just. go out and run. and be free. #anyway. Jock Ryuji is real and I approve #hed be so good at football man. throw it into his enclosure… #also #i know he can pick up anyone on the team w no issue i just know it #ryuji walking around w futaba sitting on his shoulders….wails…… #w their powers combined…they can see above the crowds to see the nearest food stalls

[sarcoptid]

Who wants to start a mixed sports team of out of shape adults

#no jocks allowed flabby nerds ONLY

[edgelordtozier]

thinking about hockey player steve harrington tonight <3 new york ranger steve harrington <33 goalie steve harrington <3<3<3 goalie steve who fights + is an asshole <3<3<3<3 goalie nyr steve harrington and his brunette wag eddie munson <3<3<3<3<3

#the most special steve harrington to me #steve harrington #sports au steve and his sad overly aggressive face #jock steve allowed to grow into his mean girlisms is a nightmare but it’s MY nightmare #anyway. wish I could write a little faster. bc the wip would be banging if I could grind out more than 6 sentences! #stranger things #steddie

[michi-chelle-draws]

ace solo sesh whennn 😩

(full censored versions & a bonus under the cut 💦)

#ace anderson #jock studio #fanart #sorry idk if i’m allowed to show peen on here #any suggestions on places i could show off these off uncensored? that’s not twitter ‘cause i’m not about that toxicity lmaooo #fun fact this is the first time i’ve drawn a dick so it was an interesting experience….my search history for references is real spicy now #anyway sorry i’m still in my bl visual novel era #from time to time i think about jock studio and i’m like ughhh i need more content so i’m making it my damn self 😤 #i miss ace my pathetic cringe fail loser boi #also why do i like the 10-minute sketch i quickly colored on my phone more than the whole illustration that took me like 3 days to finish #i guess stuff comes out better when i’m not thinking or trying too hard #something to ponder

[17yearcicada]

i bring a sort of "i'm just doing this for fun and to stay in shape" vibe to the track practice that the weirdly dedicated student athletes don't really like

#i miss cross country no one cared if i sucked in cross country :( #also it's 80% running in the woods. whos judging me there? the trees? they don't care how slow i'm going they can't even move #everyone's watching me fail during track it's like infinitely worse #that said i think i should be allowed to make fun of the jocks a LITTLE bit. for my health #.txt

[kits-shrine]

"I can carry a tune," he chuckled.

"Is that my new name?" Ginko asked with a soft tease, given that she was currently wrapped in his arm.

#aizawasluckylady #heh #a kits-tune #I'm half awake #i'm allowed to make dumb jokes #ngl about types jocks instead of jokes #XD

[rileydrawesandwrites]

#Catra #shera and the princesses of power #shera #catradora #Catra is a cinnamon roll I don't care what you say #Biggest heart in the entire show when she's allowed to feel it #Jock himbo savior gf and smol warlord gf is timeless #I don't make the rules

[hajihiko]

Have you considered blue shirt with yellow dungarees if you do these outfits again in the future? It would probably avoid the minions comparisons while preserving the colour match you want.

As for hajime, can't help you there, I don't think colour swapping is gonna help there.

Also, minion and red jokes aside, the outfits look comfy and I kinda want hajime's jacket

No it's too late I'll just stick with what I usually do; canon outfit or tank tops n tees

#No more fashion for the boys not allowed #Not an art #Those college looking jackets ARE nice and they look good and make you feel like u have a jock bf/gf

[ofthclight]

but what if i actually DID make rey a primary muse

#which would allow me to give her a modern verse #which would totally be her being that like super nice but also kinda socially weird girl #who is SUPER into antique shopping and metal detecting #and who is just like anyones best friend if they talk to her #her two besties are the really nice transfer kid and also the really popular jock #ah shit i can feel ith appening #《 ooc. 》thoughts!™ by lia.

[lexa-griffins]

Cheerleader Lexa loves wearing a grey tank top with no bra underneath because it's so comfortable. She doesn't need any support for her small chest. Jock Clarke can't focus on her work when Lexa's tiddies are just out there

Going to the library or a coffee shop to study with Lexa its torture for Clarke. Because when they are home and Lexa walks around naked Clarke can either ask her to put something on or (and her preferred option) just fuck her brains out. But when they are out trying to do some work while Lexa has her chest fully peaking out of her tank top like that right in front of Clarke? My poor little jock already has trouble focusing on work, she doesnt need the extra distraction from her favorite little twins....

Anywhere Clarke tries to work Lexa's tiddies are just staring at her 👁👄👁

#letter opened #cheerleader lexa x jock clarke #LEXA YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS DYSLEXIA AND ADHD YOU NEED TO LET HER FOCUS #clarke: i will not constantly sexualize my gfs body because she is allowed to dress as she likes #also clarke‚ being shorter than Lexa and with her mouth very very close to Lexas chest: tiddies in my mouth

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Alright I'll drop the Calico Jack playlist.

Full disclosure this playlist is very obviously curated by an emo who grew up in the 2000s and 2010s. I threw cottonmouth, John Wayne, wanted: dead or alive, and old town road on there in a desperate attempt to turn up the cowboy vibes it's 90% 3oh!3 and Hollywood Undead by mass.

Also I added Jolene partially to appropriate Izzy guy culture/lh. Idk I think it fits Jack better because it's a country song.

#Spotify #also i was listening to Drinks On Me by Millionaires and i was like ... should this be on my CJ playlist? #and then she says 'fuck all the bros and jocks tonight we're rolling with the cops' #and i was like 'im allowed to bully my blorbo a little bit... as a treat' #ofmd #calico jack #calico jack ofmd #shining locks of golden hair ect