#no matter what he tries

[xycbvkrg00]

(xycbvkrg00.tumblr.com) She's strung up by her ankles and the bag comes 's going to have to suck his dick to get the treatment she uses every tool at his disposal to break her down and in the end Sister Dee proves to be formidable. PROCEED...

#No matter what he tries #nothing is flowing or coming together just right.

[akanemnon]

Who let him into the Dark World???

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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#deltarune #deltarune fanart #deltarune comic #comic #twin runes #twin runes comic #my art #crossover #undertale #utdr #kris dreemurr #frisk #papyrus #ralsei #susie deltarune #no matter what world he's in #he still tries to make friends somehow #never change papyrus #but try to work on your face blindness

[withdenim]

How sad to watch him grow

#I did the thing I said I would!! for once!!! #so here’s the piece I mentioned doing about lloyds loss of childhood #look . if you look at older lloyd the sand is stuck to him #cause like #the sand metaphor is really intentional pls I love the sand metaphor #me when it’s slipping from his fingers but it’ll be stuck in his clothes and to his skin no matter how hard he tries to get it off #I’m normal #he’s ever aware of the itch in his skin that tells him what he’s lost #hey also btw idk if you noticed or care but Lloyd is so pretty #ninjago #lego ninjago #Lloyd Garmadon #ninjago fanart #ninjago Lloyd #Lloyd Garmadon fanart

[hypewinter]

I've had a brainworm for a few days now so here me out.

After an accidental reveal gone wrong, Danny is forced to flee the country with both his parents and the giw after him. While he's trying to find some place internationally to settle down, he comes across a secluded complex.

Said complex happens to have access to an ectoplasm run off which Danny is in desperate need of. Though it has been corrupted by whatever the people of the complex have been doing to it, that's no problem for Danny as he can easily purify the portion he takes in to survive.

Deciding this is the perfect place to live off the grid, Danny sets to work figuring out how to blend in. It turns out that's the easy part. With his temporary stint as a ninja, his training with his black belt mom, and his general ghost physiology, he fits in pretty well.

He fits in so well in fact that he is told he'll be training someone one of the head bosses has their eye on. A kid his age.

Basically what follows is Danny accidentally ruining Talia's plans for Jason by unconsciously purifying his corruption and just talking him through his emotions. When Jason gets back to Gotham, he returns without a clouded mentally and realizes just how much Bruce went through after his death.

Instead of unleashing his complicated plan, he quietly takes over the underworld. He loves his father but also knows there are situations in Gotham that require a more firm hand. Jason decides to be a firm hand in his dad's place.

(I imagine he is only revealed on accident yet his reunion with his family is just as dramatic as Under the Red Hood. Tbh it probably has something to do with the joker suddenly going missing.)

Meanwhile back at the League of Assassins, Talia is impressed by Jason's training and is under the impression that his failure in Gotham is due to him getting cold feet at the last second so she puts Danny in charge of Damian's training.

Danny this time takes a more conscious role in ruining the league's brainwashing by challenging Damian's beliefs and teaching him he should use his weapons to protect, not to harm. By the time Damian gets to Wayne Manor, there is significantly less deprogramming that needs to be done.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #winter's tales #hyper prompts #this idea has had me by the choke hold for a couple of days now #i imagine after a time jason and damian realize they both had the same instructor #and decide it's only a matter of time before the league finds out about what he did and tries to kill him #so they go to try to rescue him #only for danny to be like 'nah it's much more dangerous for me out there than it is in here' #cue panic #because what does that mean!? #who is threatening their teacher?

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 2 #double shock #mrs peck ysee im literally neurodivergent and a minor #columbo very competently weaponizes his dysfunction. he doesn't make it up. it's not An Act. he simply leverages whats already there #hes tried labeling. closet organizers. shelving drawers devices etc etc forever and ever and it doesnt matter. he is just entropy incarnate #and he's made peace with it. and so has his wife who presumably accepts bringing order to his lack thereof

[melverie]

Sometimes I'm doing well, and then other times Lucifer's level 35 intimacy phone call in Nightbringer suddenly comes back to mind, and I am once again reminded how Lucifer is so utterly desperate to connect with Satan in any way. It doesn't even have to be meaningful; just having his brother despise him a tiny bit less than before would already be more than enough

And when they finally do make the tiniest, most insignficant amount of progress imaginable, Lucifer is so overjoyed about it that he ends up celebrating with a horn of Demonus......or two, maybe three... Might as well finish the bottle. Let's open another one! And another, and another, and another! We've got to celebrate tonight, after all! Hm? No, he isn't drunk MC, what a stupid question to even ask. Here, he'll drink some more just to prove it! Then after that--!

And all that because he and Satan managed to hold a conversation for a minute longer than usual

#had to stop everything for an hour or two and just lie there thinking about satan & luci again #there's so much i want to talk about when it comes to the two of them bc their relationship is so fascinating #but most of the time when i try to write smth down it just comes out as “hnnngghhhh these two.....they're making me go insannnee” lol #also luci admitting in his lv30 call that satan is the only one he has problems with and that no matter what he tries nothing seems to work #broke my heart fr </3 #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #;mel's analyses

[mikkokomori]

Oh.

#omori #omori kel #kel omori #omori fanart #omori hc #taking into acc that kel gets compared to Hero i was like yk what would be so silly of me!!! #is if people only ever paid attention to kel bc of his looks no matter how hard he tried to #show that he could also do things that his brother couldnt #but no one would ever care. they never paid attention to his own skils and talents. #he was just another pretty face with his brother #and it fucks with him so much #anyways i also just wanna say i forgot to post this LOL #mikos art

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Dean Winchester of Supernatural fame is NOT reading parenting books he is putting on Cheaper By The Dozen, Daddy Daycare and Honey I Shrunk The Kids taking notes.

#i woulda said full house but dean's more a movie guy than a tv guy #it doesn't help. btw. lol. #if dean read a gentle parenting guide he would scoff and roll his eyes and throw it across the room #and eventually start silently weeping if he was convinced to keep going bc HE was a kid and HE didn't get treated with respect or gentlenes #dean in an argument with those mommy bloggers he follows saying something like 'please. i was left in a motel room with my brother #from like age 7 upwards I think little Timmy will be okay in the car by himself for 3 minutes 🙄“ #and someone hits him with 'I'm so sorry that happened to you' and he tries to brush it off all day and complain about it to Sam #and Sam's like. yeah it was kinda fucked up though. and Dean's like WELL I KNOW THAT BUT HE WAS DOING HIS BEST #(not fully believing it bc he certainly can't picture leaving a 7 year old alone in the world they live in no matter what) #(and Dean's never fully actually agreed with their dad but he feels attacked by Sam's agreeing) #(but old habits run deep) #cawis creates

[got-the-dreams]

🐍

#im sorry i stripped the tennantness out of david tennant #i tried to put it back but it didnt work out sigh #now hes just an anime guy #but at least hes hot #so thats what matters #and #i didnt misplace the glasses okay its just tipped down #crowley #good omens s2 #good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #my art #good omens fanart #drawing #illustration #art

[canisalbus]

you say machete has to be closeted then why's he always wearing them little heels

Maybe he thinks he's a tiny bit nicer looking in them.

#no in fact he's just a little ahead of the curve let me try to explain #again I'm not a historian I'm just sharing what I've read I might be misremembering stuff so don't quote me on this #high heels became extremely fashionable in the early 1600's probably just a few decades after Machete's time #and they were originally worn by men #because they were inspired by Persian riding boots #if your shoes had heels you'd have easier time keeping your feet in the stirrups (think of cowboy boots) #Europeans saw them thought they looked snazzy and they became wildly popular in noble circles fairly quickly #for some hundred years or so high heels were the epitome of class wealth power and status and they were essentially genderless #remember that concepts of masculinity and femininity are fluid and change over time #things that were seen as manly a few centuries ago may seem downright effeminate to a modern viewer #it's all matter of perspective neither is objectively more correct than the other #they started to separate into men's heels and women's heels around mid 1700's iirc but the changes weren't massive even then #and only truly went out of vogue when the French Revolution hit in 1789 #and people all across the continent were suddenly put off by everything that reminded them #of the frivolousness and extravagance of royalty and aristicracy #so in his canon timeline I don't think people are looking at him and going “hmmm that's pretty gay” #because heels hadn't become gendered yet #maybe he likes how they accentuate his already tiny paws and make his legs look even longer than they are #he's interested in fashion or at least likes to dress nicely in high quality garments #he tries very hard to look his best despite never really feeling comfortable in his skin #he was a real shrimp as a kid and even though he eventually grew up to be a beanpole he might still find the extra height appealing #no one's going to look down on him ever again #I admit the way I draw them is a lot more modern than the true historical style at the time but not outrageously so #artistic freedom and all that in the end I'm not aiming for 100% accuracy #modern au Machete has no excuses though he's just a little bit fruity #if the guy feels empowered by wearing little clip cloppers let him #answered #anonymous #Machete

[uncanny-tranny]

You know, I feel like other trans people might get this, but it's honestly kind of refreshing when a cis person has, like, undeniable tboy/tgirl/whatever swag. It's like when you come across somebody who speaks the same language as you and you only find out when they start speaking it, too.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #all this to say that we are existing on a rock hurling through space #and this universe is going to collide into another and does it all truly matter in the end? #a lot of this is based on ideas we have about what constitutes certain people and i think it can be a fun observation #so long as you do not inherently ascribe certain traits as being indicative of who somebody Is #it can be amusing when you're SO confident that somebody is a certain way until you realize how Wrong you were #the amusement for me only comes because it's like... 'you tried your best to box somebody and you FAILED lmao' #and in a weird way it's kind of comforting because it reminds me that we all come into this world with bias that Will be challenged... #...so the best thing you can do is recognize those biases and then try to overcome them through great effort... #...so yes maybe i did think that cis dude had tboy swag but. that's not inherently his problem you know? #it probably just means he's confident in his manhood in a way that reminds me of the trans men* i know and love #i noticed that in him and it reminded me of my friends who are trans so i think 'oh! maybe that's why he's giving off those vibes!' #so while i won't treat him any differently before or after finding out i was wrong i'm still going to appreciate the fact that... #...he and i are literally just Vibing on the same planet and we both don't have time for petty arguing about manhood #i'll acknowledge what inspired those thoughts in me but that is Not his problem and that's good and beautiful actually #i don't always mind the tboy/tgirl swag meme just so long as you don't treat it like an Inherent Trans Experience Only Trans People Have #just recognize where those ideas are inspired from and it's fine <3 #sometimes you will be Wrong and that's actually fucking neutral <<3 #anyway rant over i just think this is /generally/ harmless and fun #like astrology. sometimes you just look up your star sign without ascribing your Entire Life to it <3 #i think what i lot of people mean by saying a cis person has tboy/tgirl swag is just that... #...that cis person has an understanding of themself that comes from deep introspection that isn't necessarily expected of cis folk... #...but it is often something trans people do as part of our exploration of gender... #how is this the FIRST POST to reach tag limit... ask me for more thoughts if you want lol!

[cosmicwhoreo]

OH EM GEE DUDEZ!! TOTES REAL COOKIE RUN LEAK!!

For real tho, I thought this would be a fun little challenge- Also keep in mind his stats and epic status aren't accurate to what I'd like him to be... I also thought I'd draw out how he'd play if he was in the game! (also keep in mind that I still have not and will not actually play the game. I fall too easily into Gacha paying traps-)

You tell me if this would be a gameplay issue with him or not, 'cause I sure as heck don't know.

BASE I USED FOR THE CHARACTER SCREEN BELOW THE CUT!

#Ignore the fact I didn't edit the SoulStone. I had no patience for it #Grand Reef Cookie #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #cookie run oc #cookie oc #fan cookie #fake screenshot #yes he's the type of parent to just start telling stories about his kids and how proud they make him ect #he's the sweetheart that tries his best in the party #He'd never raise a hand to attack anyone no matter what even if they were hurting him #but he sure would try to defend those in need

[mangosaurus]

BUT WHO HAD THE HAIR DYE STOCKED AT THEIR PENTHOUSE, DANIEL???

#this isn't as clean as i wanted but it's DONE and that's what matters <3 #very fond of how brooklynn's expression came out here personally ^-^ i modeled her after one of those cat memes #daniel kon #brooklynn jwcc #jwcc brooklynn #jwcc #jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous #fanart #mango art #brooklynn #<<< for my own tagging system #also it took me like. 3 tries to get daniel right #and even now sometimes i look at him like hm ... looks weird #but then i just realize. oh he's just old LOL

[korvessa]

You always get me some surprise

#I know a lot has happend after this but this still reminds my number 1 moment. #Bojan truly had a mission to cheer jere up no matter what #and he’s so happy it worked #and they don’t even care that there’s like millions of cameras filming them #and jere genuinely laughing and smiling for the first time after he lost #even tho he hates when someone tries to cheer him up if he’s upset??? #And you always get me some surprise??? they have known each other like a month by then and Bojan?? always??? got jere??? some??? surprises? #you! always! get! me! some! surprise! #???????? #käärijä #bojan cvjetićanin #esc 2023

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Omg idk if you talk Spanish or if it’s just XXC, but with that little and wonderful doodle you gave me the amazing headcanon of XXC being bilingual and just randomly speaking Spanish out of nowhere and nobody understanding him

[TL: XXC says "don't do coke in the bathroom"]

Shout out to the Spanish speaking MXTX fans. I don't think this is remotely what you wanted. (bonus below cut, TW: Drugs)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xiao xingchen #xue yang #Ask #bonus comic #I'm not confident enough in my Spanish to really integrate bilingual XXC into the comic #but I love the enthusiasm and there are at least two ppl leaving spanish tags on my comics so...its soft canon here. #if spanish speakers want to throw good spanish memes at me for xxc I will do my best B*) #Maybe he transmigrated and tried to turn the tides of the story but met a even worse fate.... #I like to think he teaches Song Lan Spanish to have a secret language like the SVSSS transmigrators with (broken) English. #The bonus joke here is that it doesn't matter what language the sign is in. XY can't read. He has severe dyslexia #Its not even real coke its just sugar. He's about to have a dreadful time. But the TW is just for the visuals #EDIT: THE QUEUE BROKE and I was outside with my hands in the dirt digging (around) tubers for my mum's garden. So i didn't notice #Happy Mother's day! To the mums and those without one this year <3

[storge]

He gave me the lotus seeds and suggested we live.

Moon in the Day (2023)

#moon in the day #mitdedit #kdramaedit #userdramas #kdrama #asiandramanet #kdramadaily #asiancentral #dailyasiandramas #perioddramaedit #asiandramasource #pyo ye jin #kim young dae #mymymy #what is this.. I dont knowwww but i love them and I loved these shots lololol #i do llike that girliee is growing feeling for boiii but that the marriage was not a fun choicewilling matter #he tried to help her escape like woahhhh yeahhh he all in for you girlieeee you all trapped now #and that makes the whole final murder scene even more !!!!???