20-Minute No Milk Pancakes
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Also, milk or no milk? Sugar or no sugar?
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I got my tits surgically removed.
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Me: *Has no milk for my cereal*
My Single Braincell: "Use w a t e r ."
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I might be #lactoseintolerant yall.
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The human desire to eat honey nut cheerios锟硷考 out of a solo cup at 12:27 in the morning.
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
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*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
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Full offense, but I think milk substitution charges should not exist at coffee shops. It is NOT my or anyone's fault that they cannot have dairy and that's that.
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my child had gifted me art. he calls it "meowlk'
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cap'n crunch is one of the best cereals of all time.
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eating cereal with my bare hands
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