#no no no nope

[lesbianfakir]

You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.

#having a conversation about pathological fears of animal #if you put me in a room with the worlds chillest nicest chimpanzee I would be in hysteric #it’s been that way ever since age 12 #that scene in ​nope was the most validated I’ve ever felt in my life #lea off topic tag #I just want to gauge if people have specific phobias of certain animals

[ifartconfetti]

Hello neurodivergent people. I was wondering if I'm just weird or it is common to not being able to learn certain motoric skills at the same time as my peers and learned them MUCH later

#poll #a friend of mine only learned to ride her bike in her 20s #i didnt manage to snap my fingers until i was like 18 #i still cant reliably whistle or swim #i was a latebloomer with almost everything that involves having to copy someones physical movement #pretty sure i was the last one to learn to tie my shoes in kindergarten #oops i forgot the option for 'nope' sorry lmao

[narcissistcookbook]

the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing

tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before

"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"

#nope #i tried to take a photo but the message only shows for about five seconds

[kosmogrl]

"life doesn't end when-" life has ended a billion times for me, you guys just don't suffer like I suffer

#i've been seeing this trend around lately and I'm like nope #life has ended for me and it will end again probably... unfortunately

[orriculum]

"all men are evil" is radfem/terf rhetoric, but clarifying "all cis men" because you want to signal that you're not transphobic doesn't work because it's still deeply rooted in radfem beliefs. It's saying you believe there's something inherently evil in being born/assigned "male", and you carry it over in how you treat ppl who transition in or out of that gender. "All cis men are evil", is gender essentialist and you can't get around that.

Fucking tired of ppl who think their terf soundbites with a fresh coat of paint are sooo progressive

#grumble grumble #refollowed someone who always gets lauded as such a great activist hoping hed moved past his bullshit #but nope hes still insufferable in his weird pocket gender essentialist way #unfortunately like so many ppl are

[stripysockstumb]

More memes cos this man was a legend

#the magnus archives #tma fandom #jonathan sims #tma #martin blackwood #tma shitpost #tma memes #honestly what a legend #ice 1 coffin 0 #man really said 'nope not getting spooky on my watch'

[aduckwithears]

Periodically, it hits me like a ton of bricks that this scene exists:

With the windows framed as their wings, the hand fluttering to the back, the most emotionally devastating kiss ever to be filmed...

I am still not well.

#happy saturday! #i've had this sitting in drafts forever to see if my feelings changed #nope #my 1999 baby fan brain still reels #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #the kiss #EVERY #a duck gifs #a duck talks #good omens season 2 #sorry

[ghosthierophant]

NOPE (Jordan Peele) / Regarding the Pain of Others (Susan Sontag)

#nope 2022 #nope film #jordan peele #susan sontag #antlers holst #oj haywood #jupe park #ricky park #regarding the pain of others #spectacle #NOPE #my graphics #photography #photograph #threads

[fence-time]

Magic mountain doodles :3

#fence posts #grian #geminitay #skizzleman #goodtimeswithscar #impulsesv #mumbo jumbo #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #hermitblr #magic mountain #mmmmmm sure…. :3 that definitely won’t get confused with magical mountain… #nope #:3!

[spooksier]

what’s a bad miracle?

#art zone #fanart #nope movie #nope 2022 #GOD this movie rules and fucks and slays #em haywood #ricky jupe park #angel torres #oj haywood #art zone plus

[nicktoonsunite]

Animated and put this together like an edit within like a week (it was painful but i enjoyed the process)

#nicktoons unite #danny phantom #spongebob squarepants #jimmy neutron #the fairly oddparents #my life as a teenage robot #el tigre #dewdles #uhhh im not uploading this weeks later than i was supposed to nope #video

[staffs-secret-blog]

Haha yes guys all these jokes are really funny.

Unrelated but can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest fire axe and the tumblr servers?

#not about anything thats happened recently #nope not at all

[breadandblankets]

au where the bats manage to stay urban legends, sure other heroes know of them, but they help largely from the shadows, they aren't put on display and they're hardly known at All outside of the strange circle of gotham's goons

that changes when duke thomas stares batman down and says on no uncertain terms that he's working day shift

the signal is Gotham's first confirmed superhero, and he wears a bat on his chest

social media goes Wild fighting over whether the Batman existed all along or if someone finally got the tech and powers to make the bat (or a bat) Real

suddenly the world of superheros feels a lot more real to the citizens of Gotham who got used to horrible disasters being either ignored or neatly cleaned away from the public eye, now there's a guy getting thrown through windows and helping grannies cross the street and the war between gotham and metropolis gets even more cut throat

#duke thomas #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #bread talk #i think it would be very interesting if social media invents some beef between superman and a literal 16 yr old #that would be So fucking funny #to me #not to them #they have to do like pr and publicity things to be like nope we are sure friends and he's like my step foster father once removed #and u know what #tim drake #lmao #thats for me #batfamily #you know the general Thems

[rattsbian]

I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT

#nope #nope movie #nope jordan peele #nope 2022 #nope film #jean jacket #nope jean jacket #colored pencil #traditional art #artists on tumblr #THIS IS NOT MAGNUS ARCHIVES FANART I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

[folkloregirlfriend]

#i am not posting this at 2 am #nope not me

[unhingedpirates]

Aziraphale with other people:

Aziraphale with his husband, ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY:

#tbf i'd also make crowley dance #we're not gonna talk about the last time he 'forgave him'. nope. #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens s2e1 #my garbage