#no of course not

[meddlingmesmer]

it’s ok guys the guild war is over, i got all the dragon plushes

hope everyone’s enjoying Dragon Bash!!

#gw2 fan submission #gw2 #guild wars 2 #dragon bash #primo was the last one i needed lol #was it worth it???? #no of course not #but they're kawaii and that's the only reason to need anything really #yiz #puffershart

[emperorofthedark]

"We got no food, we got no job, our Sims' heads are falling off!"

#sims 2 #ts2 #simblr #my game is running so well #just so great and no issues at all #and i definitely haven't spent the last 3 days trying to fix this motherfucker to no avail #no of course not

[achaotichuman]

See the thing with Tamlin having a daughter, he's absolutely a single parent and has no clue what the fuck he's doing.

So, balancing having a newborn with also rebuilding a Court from the ground up would be one of the most mentally taxing jobs he's ever had. He's so exhausted and can barely think straight or string a sentence together, and there's no real help in Spring, because most of the servants, or nurses, or anyone that could provide any support are still wary to enter.

So, he reaches a point where he's like, 'If I keep going like this, I'm not going to survive.'

Therefore, desperate times call for desperate measures, and Tamlin goes to one source of help that might take pity on the situation, or least on his daughter Dahlia.

And goes to Day, where Andrea, former Lady of Autumn, is staying with Helion.

Cue super adorable step in grandma and grandpa Lady of Autumn and Helion.

Anyway, it would start something like this.

Rain pounded down on the Day lands. People rushed inside, desperately dragging signs and chairs into buildings. Using books, clothing, anything to shield themselves from the onslaught of water that poured and poured from the raging dark clouds above. 

Andrea drank jasmine-infused honey sweet tea. The warm liquid slipped down her throat, and soothing her body. The Day palace was warm and dry, a stark difference from the thunder and lightning cracking in the sky. A fork of brilliant white light streaked the sky, Andrea smiled, she had always loved storms. 

Her husband… not so much?

Helion huddled himself closer to Andrea when lightning followed quickly by a snap of thunder pierced the sky. The Day Lord had near a dozen blankets wrapped around himself, his head lying in Andrea’s lap. Andrea laughed as he jolted and wrapped his strong arms around her waist, pressing his face into her navel. She toyed with the braids in his hair. 

“It isn’t all that bad,” She assured him, leaning back into the soft white couch, while her eyes tipped to the balcony across from them, the glass doors sealed tightly to shelter them from the rain. 

“It is that bad,” Helion insisted, “The thunder has no right being that loud.”

Andrea laughed quietly, stroking her husband’s hair. Placing the porcelain cup down on the table beside the lounge, Andrea tipped her head back and closed her eyes. Smiling to herself at the next round of thunder, holding Helion closer, knowing he was ever so frightened of the storm outside. 

She sighed, this was nice. 

There was a rapping at the door. Looking up Andrea furrowed her brow, surely none of the servants needed them currently? After a moment’s hesitation, Helion sat up and looked at the door, then Andrea. It was Andrea who called out, “Please come in!”

A short female with wild brown curls, red eyes and fluttering wings entered. She bowed low, then straightened, “Your Majesties, there is a visitor requesting your presence.”

Andrea put a hand on Helion’s. Her brown eyes turned to his, though she found no answer, his face was as confused as her own. Helion took in a breath, “Where are they as of now?”

“Still at the entrance, my Lord, the guards have not let him through.” She replied. 

There was a moment of silence as Helion and Andrea assessed each other. Helion raised an eyebrow, Andrea shrugged ever so slightly. They weren’t in the middle of anything, the slight quirk of her lips told Helion she was just a little bored and this could be some form of entertainment.

“Alright, we’ll head down, thank you.” Andrea told the female. 

She again bowed low, then quickly fled the room, flittering off to wherever she was required. 

Andrea and Helion fixed themselves and quickly headed down for the Day Court palace entrance. Whispering to each other, “Who could be visiting so late?” “Perhaps a courtier, or emissary?”

They reached the tall golden doors, the two guards stationed there shared a glance. When Helion lifted his hand, they nodded, the doors flew upon. 

Immediately there was an onslaught of cold wind, it rushed through the threshold and splattered water across the polished tiles. Hail had begun, the small balls of ice rained down from the sky, smashing against the flooring. 

Andrea had closed her eyes and put her hands out in front of her as she adjusted to the sudden cold. Then she looked up to see the person standing at the entrance. 

Her jaw fell open. Looking at Helion his face had gone white. 

Tamlin was shivering in the cold, his whole body quivering. His eyes were dull and his skin was near grey. His lips were blue and frost-bitten. Instead of the normal greens and whites he wore a heavy black coat with a hood that had fallen off. His hair was a wild mess of knots and tangles. 

And in his arms was a tiny babe, so small she couldn’t be more than a few weeks old. She had tiny golden curls and pale skin, mostly wrapped in linens, her face was red, she was crying and screaming in his arms. 

Tamlin met Helion’s eyes, then turned to Andrea’s. Looking back at the High lord, he half-sobbed, “I had nowhere else to go.”

He stumbled like at any moment he might collapse. Snapping out of the daze they had been shocked into, Andrea made the first move. Like him or not, he had a child in his arms. She quickly approached the male and gently took the small girl from his arms, hushing and cooing as she did in an attempt to console her. 

As soon as the babe was safe in another’s arms. Tamlin collapsed to the floor. Helion then rushed to the younger High lord, shouting orders for a room to be made up and dry clothes to be brought out. Andrea rocked the crying girl as Helion picked up Tamlin. 

The doors were shut and the storm was locked outside. Helion and Andrea exchanged a look. Then the Lady of Day looked at the babe in her arms. 

Green eyes glistened up at her. Andrea stood there in pure shock. She looked like a tiny version of Tamlin. She screamed and Andrea watched as tiny claws pricked out of her fingertips. 

“Thats…” Helion trailed off. 

“The future Heir of Spring.” Andrea finished, her voice filled with wonderment, “Tamlin’s daughter.”

Tamlin himself shivered and gasped in Helion’s arms. The older High lord gritted his teeth. Her eyes didn’t deceive her, Andrea saw Helion bring the younger male closer to his chest. 

“What do we do?” Andrea asked. 

“We do what’s right.” Was all Helion said, then a group of servants came out. 

The oldest among them said, “We have prepared a room for the guest.”

Helion nodded, he then said, “Tamlin and his daughter will stay with us until further notice.”

Looking back down at the baby in her arms, Andrea bit her bottom lip. 

“Why were they out in the storm?”

Helion shook his head slowly, “I don’t know.”

#is this a fic im plotting? #no of course not #... it might be #give me a headpat if you like this i crave validation #acotar #tamlin #pro tamlin #tamlin's daughter #helion acotar #lady of the autumn court #pro lady of the autumn court #we give her a name here #we stan a queen #acotar au #acotar headcanons

[pearbunny]

I saw this on my dash and I wanted to do it, simple as that 😅

Rules, shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.

Give Yourself a Try — 1975

Good Days — SZA

August — Taylor Swift

This Side of Paradise — Coyote Theory

First Day of My Life — Bright Eyes

I Don’t Wanna Be Okay Without You —Charlie Burg

Like Real People Do — Hozier

We Stayed Up All Night — Tourist, Ardyn

ITS YOU (feat. keshi) — MAX, keshi

Dance with Me — beabadoobee

No Pressure Tags: @liknws @byeoltoyuki @leyknowsbin @illmakeyousaywow

#tag games #🕹️ #👀 #this isn’t at all the TBL playlist #no of course not

[reggiemess]

Ngl I don't trust most people to make the correct judgment call of whether or not a dog in public is a service dog or not. Not all service dogs wear vests, not all dogs in harnesses are service dogs. Service dogs can have bad days, sub-par or incomplete training. Not all disabilities are visible. You've probably read all this a million times.

On top of that, there are shitty situations where "bring the dog" is the least destructive option in a list of only bad choices. You don't know what someone's dealing with and you don't get to interrogate strangers to find out.

If it's a necessity and the dog's contained/controlled and well behaved? Mind your own damn business.

#i lived in a hotel #i had to run to the convenience store for health necessities at midnight unexpectedly #i was not going to risk getting kicked out for a noise complaint because my dog was crying at midnight #i also wasn't going to be able to wait #was it the right thing to do? #was it something id recommend people do? #no of course not #but you gotta work with the hand youre dealt #and sometimes that hand is shit

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kanaya: If I Dont Check My Account Balance It Doesnt Exist Right?

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #kanaya maryam #mod terezi #no of course not #i've been doing that for six years and have no consequences for anything ever

[arggghhhsstuff]

hey (with the intention of coming for you. and if I couldn't walk, i'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together—knives drawn, pistols blazing. because that's what we do. We never stop fighting.)

#KAZ BREKKER EVERYONE #he's a total simp oh my god #like boy you called her an INVESTMENT #and then #this???? #did you guys heard about communication #no of course not #they're all so bad at it #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #book quotes

[anxiously-kk]

it’s late can i post a hot take? i truly believe america is playing the game and i think it’s a disservice to her to say she’s brought nothing to the table for cory. in terms of the americory duo shes a bit impulsive and gets cory to play a little less safe all the time, people share a lot of social intel with her (even though they know she’s too chatty,) she is better at reading their place in the house than cory despite people looking at her from very early in the game as someone they want to get out she has convinced them to keep looking elsewhere and has only been nominated once i believe. she talks game with people every day as well as works her social game building bond it’s not like she’s laying there doing nothing. there is for sure stuff to criticize in her game but you could say similar things about basically everyone in the house like no one is playing like mastermind level game in the house this season it’s not just her and also nobody in the house except cirie can hold onto info it literally runs through everyone like water but it seems everyone goes harder on her for those things than anyone else. anyway i’m not claiming she’s a game genius, no her game is very much mid level but i do t know ow i can’t explain it but there is something so dismissive about the way people says she’s just another pretty girl in a showmance she is certainly trying to play the game

#bb25 #like it’s not like i’m saying everyone must harold her as the second coming of vanessa or something #no of course not #but so many people on twitter act like she’s not doing anything except laying in bed kissing cory and that’s just not true #even when they kiss they are gaming djfjfjf #but like during the day she is playing #idk it’s not upsetting to me it’s just kinda odd #that people are so determined to reduce her to a man’s accessory #when she’s not and he needs her game play as much as she needs his

[lavender-laney]

How's everyone feeling about NaNoWriMo?? I'm feeling horribly unprepared but excited! ✨️

#aka how i feel every year #but do i ever properly prepare? #no of course not

[lizablackthorn]

Seriously i’m so sick and tired of every weekend my favorite drivers getting fucked up by their own team with strategy and pit stops. I cannot wait for this season to end

#they both fucked up charles and lewis #like enough #AND MERCEDES YOU ALSO FUCKED UP GEORGES PODIUM #and fuck you ferrari for also making carlos pass charles #fuck you for everything #can i have a one peaceful weekend #no of course not #f1 #f1blr #charles leclerc #f1edit #f1 fandom #f1 ferrari #ferrari #lewis hamilton #dutch gp 2023

[femslashes]

anyone else surprised that tumblr user femslashes loves femslash

#ten.txt #no of course not #now read baru cormorant #or perish

[truth-01001001-liar]

Thinkin about my two whole ass nerevar designs rn…

I’ve only posted one of them cause the picture I’ve drawn of the other one never got inked in completely.

One for Nerevarine J’uhna.. and one for Archcanon Ice Wraith.

Wraith isn’t my nerevarine anymore, but she was once. The fact that she was is still a part of her character. So I do have a design of Nerevar specific to her when she was the nerevarine. Or I mean she was supposed to be the nerevarine.. she very much failed.

#Wraith in red mountain barehanding sunder and keening to remove nerevar from her soul and make herself a god like vivec instead #mind you she’s not an expert on the tools when she uses them.. but it’s fine #she’s fine #it’s fine I swear #there’s no problems #not at all #no #of course not why would there be problems #how could anything have gone wrong #….. #…what? #no of course not #c0da web’s an unreal reality why would it need to be real to be real? #tes oc: wraith #i thoughts and thinks #tes #morrowind

[loving-elvis]

My favorite 50s!Elvis photos, part 8 of ∞

#Is there ever enough 50s!Elvis? #No of course not #50s Elvis has me in a stranglehold #Love of my life #Elvis Presley

[roses-fallen]

sorry guys i got too silly you didn't see this from me

#i don't have an excuse for this #am i sorry though? #no of course not #it's babygirl why would i be sorry #ensemble stars #enstars #tatsumi kazehaya #reimei babygirlified tatsumi real

[sylviaplathenthusiast]

tbh we should just make like a gossip girl style huge ass fanfic that is in the active writing process for literally 10 years where ALL the marauders era characters get together with each other and one point or another. just them in their final years of hogwarts plus their early adulthood and everyone is arguing making out meeting each other fucking in threesomes breaking up getting back together breaking up again and it eventually ends with like a “five years later thing” where some are married, some are with kids and some are still shamelessly fucking each other and not exclusively (rosekiller and emmeline im looking at you)

#i think every wants that on some subconscious level #do i honestly believe that anyone would be up for that? #no of course not #but a hoe can dream #marauders #marauders fanfiction #slytherin skittles fanfiction #slytherin skittles #should we maybe do like different authors for different chapters but everyone’s kinda sticking to the plot? #enphasis on kinda #ao3 stuff

[panlight]

I hope people don't get their hopes up with the show will get rid of the Meyerisms. Stephenie Meyer is still who she is,even after all these years

And I hope people aren't getting their hopes up like, in general. It's very early in development. Things can totally stall at this stage, or get cancelled, etc. Until we start seeing news about casting, or news from SM herself, this is still mostly just a "hey maybe this is going to happen" just with proof that people are actually thinking about it in a serious way vs just spouting off in an interview.

I am curious about whether it will be a reboot, as the Harry Potter TV show will be, or if it will be a 'spin off' using other material like the Guide, or Bree Tanner, or whatever to tell a different story. My heart wants a sprawling vampire world prequel but my gut says these Hollywood folks know Edward and Bella is where the $$$$ is.

My very low bar I hope this project clears (if it does in fact move forward), is having an actual Indigenous actor cast as Jacob (and all the other Quileute roles), having at least one Indigenous writer in the writer's room, to actively consult with the Quileute people and compensate them, and to be open this time to diverse casting for major vampire roles and not just minor characters. I know it was SM herself who was resistant to this back in 2008 or whatever, saying she had such a clear picture in her head of these characters and couldn't bear to depart from that, but it's been 15 years! And the story she wrote is about an adopted/found family, not a biological one, so there's literally no reason they have to all look a certain way. We've already got the original vision preserved in the movies and in the graphic novels; this one can be a different vision.

#asks #will that fix everything? #no of course not #you'd have to totally re-write the story to fix it #this is just bare minimum