#no offense but like. im right

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!! #in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off) #and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright' #then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings. #he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that' #yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That- #barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks) #only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf! #bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

[snifsnoof]

some designs,, n silly comic becuase imagine if phone guy was literally just. a phone guy how did he get hired

#this isnt like offensive or anything right #im so sorry if it offends anyone😭 #my art #fnaf #five nights at freddys #security breach #roxanne wolf #glamrock chica #monty gator #montgomery gator #fanart #william afton #henry emily #phone guy #foxy #chica #bonnie

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

i Do Not speak english as a first language swag

#tell me will #is either of these a parseable word hgkjghjg #i dont think this is an adjective we're meant to make #but the grammar seems to work right? #or maybe completely not #im afraid that what you need to do here is make it like 'with nine lives' #but thats. way less smooth #thats the french way no offense to the french but that bugs me in french and english often doesnt need it

[electric-plants]

cyno: it was a rough start but after overthrowing the sages together we all came to respect each other equally

alhaitham: actually i respect dehya way more than i respect the rest of you

cyno: i’m your husband

alhaitham: i said what i said

#genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #cytham #haino #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #gi dehya #i am once again thinking about alhaitham just randomly being like oh btw dehya rules #and he’s right she does #im in love with her #character of all time fr #and yet i STILL haven’t gotten her yet #offensive #anyway we should all put more dehya into cytham fics because alhaitham loves her #pushing my alhaitham dehya besties agenda #haino incorrect quotes

[thrumbolt]

Lmao people calling me a Feylin is probably the biggest insult.

I haven't liked Feyre since she turned fae. I don't want her anywhere near Tamlin. He can do better!

#only boys for Tammy #no more women #he has a TERRIBLE track record with women #i only ship him with Lucien or Tarquin or Eris #and Rhys but thats more for past stuff not present #please if u wanna vague hate on my posts at least get it right! #a feylin.... #(no offense to feylins anywhere y'all have good fics) #(and way better romance quotes! book 1 supremacy) #but like the fact im not famous as ur local tamcien and tamsand fucker is a hate crime!

[thebirdandhersong]

sometimes (very often) I just sit there like ?????????

#mother has asked once again in all seriousness if i'd consider mr knight if he were to ask me out a second time................ #mother the answer is you couldn't pay me enough money to do that. i'd literally rather be single for the rest of my life #between mr knight and the engineer boy ive learned quite a lot about what i'd like/DEFINITELY would not like in a potential boyfriend #and personally. PERSONALLY. i can't do this no more <3 i CANNAE HANDLE that kind of anxiety sadness insecurity confusion! #the anniversary of the day i wrote mr knight a ten page (occasion: valentine's day) love letter for the first time #and received a random Facebook meme and two weeks of radio silence in return is coming up and i must say #that kind of experience is enough for a girl to put her foot down and declare: that's enough. i can't do this no more :-) #anyway father too was like well all things considered mr knight's not the worst option. he's okay. he could turn out okay #to which i say. father. i may seem and feel desperate at times but i'm not THAT desperate. #no offense to mr knight he simply isnt the right person for me and im simply not the right person for him #i wouldnt be offended if he said you couldnt pay me enough money to date her again either (well. maybe a little. but still)

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne side-eyeing Tony and Cherie Blair as she arrives at the Millennium Dome on New Year’s Eve with Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip and Tim Laurence in 1999.

#im still laughing looking at this #bombastic side eye #criminal offensive side eye #the woman does not like the blairs #and she’s right #princess anne #princess royal #tim laurence #timothy laurence #prince philip #queen elizabeth ii #british royal family #brf #throwback

[ocpdzim]

tbh my advice to other disabled people is Don’t Be Afraid To Be An Asshole Sometimes. like not unprovoked but if people are bothering you. you may think “he probably doesn’t mean anything by it” and maybe you’re even right, but if you’re enough of a pain in the ass about it then people learn not to be ableist next time and it doesn’t actually hurt them any aside from momentarily feeling horribly awkward. grill ME on why i’m sitting down at an event where most people stand up and you get my whole medical history in painstaking detail loud enough for everyone nearby to hear our conversation. and the bonus of this is it flips an interaction that would otherwise be upsetting and embarrassing to you back around onto the dick who tried to make you feel that way. it’s your turn to feel like you’ve personally fucked up the vibe at the whole party now, dipshit

#you can tailor it to the severity of the offense too #like if it’s just a guy saying i should stand up i just list the reasons im not doing that in a matter of fact manner #but if someone actually goes so far as to make like. a horribly offensive remark. #like a guy who once said autistic people have no souls right in front of me not knowing i was autistic #you can rip the motherfucker apart LOL #for that one i went with ‘did you know i’m autistic too!’ followed by pretending to be confused every time he tried to explain himself and #asking for clarification until he literally gave up and put his hat over his face LMAO #‘i don’t look autistic? so what does autistic look like then???’ #‘i’m different from other autistic people you know? i didn’t know you had so many autistic friends who are they! can you introduce us? #oh you don’t actually have any?? so are you lying? oh you meant your friend’s 5 year old son? are most allistic adults you know the same as #allistic 5 year olds? you know i work with kids a lot but i haven’t noticed that before!’

[girl-bateman]

Every day I am reminded that 90% of my problems would be solved if I actually listened to my intuition like ever

#my intuition: 'thats stupid. dont do that' #me: hm.. anyway ! :D #literally it does not register.. 😒 #ok so what i did that was embarrassingly stupid.... ugh ok.. eh.. #its like genuinely genuinely stupid ok like actually #ugh #ok so im making a new passport and i assumed that since the old one is old i didnt need it anymore #and so i cut out the cute little picture of myself for my travel journal and threw the rest of the passport away #meanwhile thinking: hmm. well this doesn't feel right but google said it was fine so i guess its fine. anyway look at that cute picture :D #and now i realise that the police need the old passport for when im taking out the new passport #so yes. embarrassingly stupid. there u go #i feel not great abt all this tbb. my brain has a tendency to overreact so now im convinced im not gonna be able to travel like i planned #plus im totally going to passport jail for idiots who cut up their own passport and throw them away #WHY LITERALLY WHY #i just wanted the cute little picture IM SORRY DONT TAKE ME TO JAIL 💔💔💔💔💔 #no but actually i do feel very not great about this genuinely actually genuinely </3 #the curse of scrapbooking i guess #is there a way i can tell the police im literally a neurodivergent (ex)minor ? and that this old passport thing is very offensive to me #anyhow.. yes its ok to laugh at my stupidity here but pls also remember im fragile 😢 💔 a poor little meow meow or something to that effect

[alullinchaos]

wait off topic if I change Cinder's semblance for my rwby canon-adjacent au.... would this be controversial editing to warn people that the tags are novel length but that i love them and also @graythegreyt pls read them when u have a chance

#wick lore #i have asked myself this question with almost every character but for cinder i was thinking abt her dustweave (?) clothing #dustweave. dust infused. something like that #her v1 outfit that has the design on the sleeves that lights up when she sends out fire. that's her using fire dust that's in the cloth #but as far as i know this is a detail that literally never comes up again like we never see anyone else with clothing like this #so i asked myself. what if that was her semblance instead. that she had the ability to sew dust into cloth #how hard would it be for the girl modelled after cinderella to know that her semblance required her to do domestic labor to be used #thus explaining why it doesn't show up in later volumes because once she gets the maiden powers she thinks she doesn't need it #idk i think making her semblance be 'she can heat stuff up' and thus making her semblance indistinguishable from maiden powers #for the entirety of the series. is a bit of a waste. bc semblances say a lot about characters right #i know there's a point to be made about like. it manifested as that at that time because cinder has always been angry etc etc #but wouldn't it hurt from a different narrative angle. to have her semblance be dustweaving. when she doesn't have any money #no money to buy dust with but a semblance that makes her a skilled and incredibly rare craftsperson but can she bear to sell her skills #when they've been used against her for so long? when all she's known is hard work and grit and sweat? when it's probably dangerous? #anyway i think im about to hit the limit for tags but. lmfao. the possibilities!!! also the association between handsewing and the HOME! #something she's always wanted but never had. a safe place to sit by a fire that she doesn't have to tend and do her work... #also like the possible tension with mercury bc she's wishing her semblance was more offensive + merc's like BE GRATEFUL YOU HAVE ONE??? #i headcanon that mercury has a semblance though. that he has silver eyes and his dad took those from him by making him hate the world #...anyway #goodnight

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

You know what, I think it would be extremely funny if the tf2 mercs sometimes just casually called each other 'girl' the way gossipy teenage besties would. Especially mid conversation for no reason like:

"Girl, for the last time stop antagonizing the enemy Sniper during cease fire, this is the fifth time I've had to pull an arrow out of you and it's only 10am"

Do you- do you see what I'm trying to say, do you understand my vision rn

#In my perfect world Soldier calls everyone girl but insists on being the only one called woman because girls are for un-american sissies #tf2 #team fortress two #i mean 'girl' in a completely gender ambiguous way btw- like how you would call your sister or girl besties 'bro' or smth #to me 'girl' is like- amagical word that can convey any emotion depending on your intonation and context #fav word tbh #like 'GIRL-' and 'girl-' have two different meanings #DO YOU SEE WHAT IM TRYING TO GET AT HERE?? #THIS ISNT OFFENSIVE RIGHT #AM I REINFORCING A STEREOTYPE OR SMTH #silly chatters

[waterghostype]

i will be honest i like cole x vania. like should it ever be canon? never absolutely not. is it adorable to think about in the comfort of my head? yes yay woohoo!

#this goes for meik/goldendragon lmk too #like please never be canon. please also kiss in my brain #though i like conia for comedy reasons more than actually shipping them #im also alright with conya tbh… like i used to hate them but theyre literally fine post like s10 LMAO #like them in dr how cute so silly #ill be real people ship friends all the time these are literally like the most harmless ships known to man #as long as they dont become CANON i think the value in the “girl and boy having an actually good platonic relationship” idea is still there #so basically! conia is funny. conya is painful (neg) until they start being cute. meik rights #and idc abt shipping sorin either Like i dont ship them but i feel like once again theres more offensive things out there #but theyre also a little bit of an inside joke for me so i would only ever think of them together for comedy purposes #so like whatevs #ninjago #aphid philosophy

[baylardo]

burdened with what ive spoiled for myself about kira and stupid obrien baby plot and how she prevented dukat from killing his halfbreed daughter 😭😭😭😭

my impression is kira and odo are never a thing kms but literallyyyyyyyy 😞🔫 kira/dukat making me insane im gonna get killed

#im not done with ds9 if its an offensive ship im sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #their energy s4 😞😞😞😞😞 toxic #in a way that makes me cwazy hahaha #dukat simp worship kira mode HELP HIM #Filmlard #Star Trek: Deep Space Nine #like kira after having their baby is sad about it right?????????? #whats her relationship like with dukats daughter im losing my mind #its so Almost momcore lmao

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

donna "it was never that far from the surface mate" noble not having a worry in the world leaving 14 and yaz alone in the living room at night to finish their movie while she goes to bed entirely unaware of the tragic lesbian romance of the century that those two concluded about an hour before donna re-met the doctor

#rose having pried into the situation and gotten like a hundred 'it's Complicated's from yaz looking at them like.................. #donna meanwhile 'that boy is gay and that girl is a lesbian it's just two homos being homos you know' #rose 'i dont think those are the words you want to use mum' #'what is it offensive?' #'well yeah but thats not what i meant' #in the end donna is right of course she neednt worry #in the end rose is ALSO right of course theres gay drama going down 100% #i just think it's interesting that like. youve got all these different interpretations of the doctor right? #theyre like this whole spectrum of things. theyre the light and every colour is a different doctor but they all exist next to each other #simultaneously #and in this specific setup the way that donna is both right and not #and the way that 14 exists and 13 exists and theyre not the same person but also they are #its very holding two things at once #wait does donna know abt yaz bc of the metacrisis thing? i dont really understand the memory sharing #however if she 'cant remember' bc it's like 'looking into a furnace' im just gonna take that at face value bc it fits my purposes better

[kkoct-ik]

how are you supposed to react to the realisation that your parent is like actually abusive

#kostik speaks #this is not the first time. or the second. or the. i just keep realising this and then forgetting to protect myself #abuse #domestic abuse #for cw #im processing today that its not normal for your parent to not care about your feelings or pain at all #like them hurting you for hours because theyre angry and not caring because the only thing that matters is that theyre mad at you #im realising that might not be normal #my household is shit in a lot of other ways but my mum situation is really difficult for me to process #at least with house being bad its kinda nebulous and a feeling #processing that my mum mistreats me and all her kids is kind of realer and uh. therefore harder #i dont get it #why cant she be normal #why cant she be nice?? i dunno. i genuinely cannot fathom a mum being nice or fair or even #its just relentless rage or offense the moment you make a mistake or make her look bad #as long as youre helpful and make her look good shes fine #but god forbid youre a child and make a mistake because youre a child. god forbid you be autistic and struggle #i dont understand its so inconsistent. sometimes she sounds like she cares. she advocates for all sorts of stuff #but if shes mad at you youre not a person anymore. you dont deserve rights or dignity or sympathy. i dont get it #and christ it doesnt take much for her to be mad at you. she never lets go grudges anyway so you never know when itll come #sorry for abuse posting i recently came back from home and had therapy about it and then a chat with my flatmate about abusive parenting #my brain is working

[theinfinitedivides]

aight ok now that i've watched ep 7 i see some folks are review bombing KTL on MDL bc of the Arab prince storyline,,,,,, what are our thoughts

#tv: king the land #king the land #lee junho #junho 2pm #im yoona #girls generation yoona #yoona snsd #anupam tripathi #kdrama #local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #as someone who is not Arab but who is currently in an interesting relationship with religion in general (and is incorporating #multiple practices into my daily life by extension/exploring/dabbling in Islam): is it a stereotype? kind of. #but people writing sh*t like 'this is an offense against Saudi Arabia and MBS' etc etc need to calm the f*ck down #first off MBS is a literal murderer and the Saudi government perpetuates human rights abuses but we're not going there today #the prince is not from SA i think someone said he's from the UAE. Dubai to be more specific + Islam wasn't even mentioned at all #and pls. pls don't get me started with the whole #'princes don't go to clubs'. do you know how many clubs there are in Dubai. do you know how many members of the Gulf royal families #have been caught up in drug scandals and affairs and sh*t. the worse person you could hold up as a supposed standard #for Islamic values and then get mad when people point that out are these folks #he's not even getting drunk in public. he's not even drunk at all ffs he's technically abiding by the decorum #that one would have to have if they were drinking in Dubai so as not to get picked up by the authorities. #and yes i treat SA and the entirety of Europe the same when it comes to the history of abuse and religious extremism #all while claiming to hold up a higher standard. there is hypocrisy in every religious community and they are not excluded #anyway i brought this specific ep up with a friend (Arab Muslim) and they said that the vibe they got from this was Samir and Won #studied together in the UK (obviously) and now he's in Korea and basically having the time of his life teasing Won #but in the end they're meant to reflect each other. he's a more spoiled richer version of Won basically sksksksk #ofc people are getting up in arms bc stereotypes and sh*t and i'm not about to tell you how to feel about it #but don't go spreading misinformation #idk maybe by the end of this feature they'll be best friends. i really hope they will they have such a good frenemy thing going on rn