#no one knows if the egg can actually run but everyones too scared to stop it

[xhanisai]

the stupid chat blanc au

Fu only gives out the Ladybug miraculous and chooses Marinette to become the hero of the city.

Le Papillon only akumatises one person and it's Adrien (who becomes Chat Blanc)

During the first akumatisation to not only bait Ladybug out into the open but also to show Paris how dangerous he can be, Le Papillon ordered Chat Blanc to cause some mass destruction.

It didn't work. For some reason, Le Papillon can't control Chat Blanc nor see through his eyes so all he could do was get out of hiding and find the boy.

Chat Blanc did wreak havoc. He vandalised all the Gabriel-related adverts, threw eggs at the front of his stores, chased after pigeons, inhaled twenty 16" pizzas by himself and so on.

He also got bored so he tested his powers on the Eiffel Tower by picking it up and shooting it into the sky.

It crashed into the moon. He didn't mean to do that.

Ladybug accidentally crashes into him similar to origins and that's how they meet. He calls her Maladroit and she's telling him off for destroying the moon, making him whine.

"It was an accident!!!"

"So fix it!"

"I don't know how!"

Ladybug is overwhelmed. There's news that the world is starting to flood because of the damaged moon, she has no idea how to use her powers, she wasn't so keen on being a hero and Chat Blanc is just an overall menace who is no help whatsoever.

She tried to run away and give the earrings away to Alya. However, throughout the whole time when she was at school, she noted how stressed and scared everyone was about the inevitable flood and Chat Blanc.

Marinette also noticed Chat Blanc lingering by the school, looking really lonely. It was then she realised that he looked like he was their age and he probably had no one to rely on. She wondered about the boy under the mask. Maybe...he just wanted a friend?

The city is flooded much faster than everyone anticipated and even Alya got caught up in it. Le Papillon also makes his entrance and he tries to force Chat Blanc into listening to him. Marinette notes the Akuma in visible pain from Le Papillon trying to control him so she suits up and kicks his ass.

She dispels Le Papillon's butterflies, uses Lucky charm, purifies Chat Blanc (all whilst giving him an encouraging smile to show he's safe with her), and uses her cleansing powers.

An amnesiac Adrien watches Ladybug with awe as she delivers her speech to Paris. He falls in love and when she holds his hands and tells him that she'll always try her best to protect him from le Papillon's clutches, he starts internally planning their future wedding.

"I'll try my best to be supportive if I get akumatised again. I promise! I don't want to hurt you."

"Ouais, Chaton~"

Ladybug notes that Adrien is really cute and finds his bashfulness very endearing.

Marinette didn't expect him to join their school (Gabriel was oddly compliant to finally let Adrien go to public school, looking guilty for some reason HMmMMM????).

The gum incident does happen but it's the rest of the class who are very uncomfortable with him despite his attempts to stop Chloe's pranks (who was also lowkey starting to bully him cos "ew adrichou you're a mangy cat now"). It's because he was akumatised that they were wary of him.

Only Marinette knew that he was actually not a bad person. So with Alya's encouragement, Marinette stands up for him in front of the class and reiterates that le Papillon took advantage of Adrien and turned him into a villain.

Nino is the first to step up after that and becomes Adrien's best friend.

The class decide to give him a chance too and towards the end of school, they decide they all really like Adrien. He's just a silly cat.

After school, Adrien waits for Marinette to come out of the building and gives her this heartwarming, cute thank you. He offers her his umbrella and doesn't realise he's also won over her heart. She falls for him.

After all of this, because Gabriel is a perfectionist, he only akumatises Adrien. He wants to try and be able to form the link with him. He akumatises him every time even if it's at the slightest of inconveniences. Be it that they ran out of milk in the kitchen or he accidentally bit the inside of his mouth or that he tripped over his chair, Adrien will get akumatised.

Chat Blanc has a playful relationship with Ladybug. He really likes her but at the same time, he doesn't like having to co-operate and loves being a menace.

"Here, minou, minou, minou!"

"Let me chase after those people in peace!"

"No! That's not very nice!"

"But they did it to that small kid first!"

"...Okay. But you can't just threaten to make them bald and shoot cataclysms at them!"

"BOOOOOOOOOO."

Blanc is also very flirty with Ladybug but she doesn't take him seriously because he ends up growing a liking to her civilian persona too and is just as flirty (Ladybug refuses to acknowledge she's low-key jealous of her own self and Tikki is tired of this shit).

He's more aware of his feelings as Adrien, madly in love with Ladybug and desperate to be closer with Marinette because she's so cool, right??!?

He can remember some things that happened when he was akumatised after he gets purified and often gets embarrassed. He gets all flustered and apologises to Ladybug but she always laughs it off and pats his head and calls him cute nicknames.

Sometimes she stutters like Marinette and Adrien finds it so both endearing and worrying. Hopefully, he doesn't intimidate them both.

He's close friends with Nino, Alya and Marinette. Often they're there every time he gets akumatised. As Chat Blanc, he never tries to pull pranks on them or do mean things. He's extra protective of them.

Alya finds it really funny and interesting how chummy Chat Blanc can get with Marinette and Ladybug.

As Chat Blanc, he has all his memories of being Adrien but his intrusive actions and thoughts are much stronger. (Like a goofy, terrible villain Chat Noir.)

The more Ladybug gets to know him, the more she realises how hard Adrien's life actually is and the things he's been through. So she tries her best to be a very good friend and look after him.

Le Papillon finally manages to create a link between him and Chat Blanc, however it turns out that all along the Akuma has been erasing the link with his infinite destruction.

"Finally! I can reach you, Chat Blanc-"

"Sup, old man."

"Now, you will listen to me and retrieve Ladybug's earrings-"

"Byeeeeeee~"

"NO WAIT PLEASE-"

Le Papillon tries to entice Blanc with offers and promises but it never works. The only time he got close was when he offered him all the fatty tuna he could ever dream of...

Le Papillon realises that using Chat Blanc wouldn't work. But he didn't want to akumatise anyone else because Chat Blanc was just the perfect Akuma and AAAAAAA. So, Mayura steps in.

The first Sentimonstre causes serious harm and almost takes Ladybug out of commission. So Chat Blanc stepped in to save her and he wasn't very happy >:D

And that's it for now~

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #stupid chat blanc au #my aus #ladrien #ladyblanc #mariblanc #adrinette #i need to write this fic soon AAAAAAAAAAA

[justanamesstuff]

Chapter 1

Seasons

Matty Healy x f!reader

A/N: Hiii guys, I'm so nervous for this BUT very excited too!! I hope you like it <3

Warnings: swearing a bit?, typos maybe.

Word count: 3 K

MASTERLIST TAGLIST

Every season has its colours, has its smells, has its traditions. Like every season, this love has its particularities…

Around November of 2020, England

“Matty- Oh my god!!“ 

The constant banging on her wall and the high-pitched moaning at the other side woke Y/n up. Quickly, she took her pillow and placed it on top of her face, trying to muffle the horrible sounds reaching her ears. ‘God, is she having a good time? Or he’s killing her?’, the thought crossed the girl's mind. 

Most of the time they weren’t that loud, but during that morning they just seemed to not care.

It was useless, the sounds were getting louder and louder. Y/n couldn’t bear with it any more and knowing that even if they –luckily– stopped she wouldn’t come back to sleep. So, Y/n decided to go downstairs. Maybe one of the guys was making breakfast, which would help with the awful start of her day.

Her prayers weren’t heard. The kitchen was empty and no breakfast was made. She tried to cheer up a little, because Y/n needed to survive the day. To be honest, every day and morning it was getting harder and harder.

After a quiet but long sigh, Y/n started cooking for everyone. Nothing unusual since she tried to do it most of the mornings in exchange for their generosity letting her stay at the boys' studio –which was half Matty’s house as well. Spending the quarantine rent-free with them, listening how they recorded the new album and messing around was a true blessing if she tried to focus on the bright side of everything. 

Well, they kind of forced her because they were very against Y/n spending those months alone in her flat. The boys cared about the girl as a best friend and as a sister too. They were a bunch of drama queens most of the time, but deep down Y/n was enormously grateful with/for them.

Thinking about the first months, Y/n couldn’t deny those were amazing. The entire group spent a lot of quality time, doing the stupidest challenges, doing Instagram lives for the fans, watching a lot of movies, etc. Although everything took a turn when another person joined the party. When Nadia arrived.

It wasn’t like Y/n hated her, in fact, it was the opposite which created a big dilemma for her. Matty’s girlfriend was nice and the idea of having another girl was actually  comforting during the tough times. But Y/n wasn’t so fond of the situation for other reasons.

For a period –a very long one– if you asked her, she endured with it and put on her best –fake– happy face. Y/n’s acting talents were very handy at times. Although, her true feelings were still there, underneath the surface, where no one can notice them. Specially Matty.

 Time went by and the whole thing was making her more anxious, and although the idea of leaving crippled into her mind at every minute, she couldn’t really decide. Y/n didn’t want to leave but watching Matty 24/7 attached to the other girl’s side was taking the best of her mental health.

Y/n’s mind was running fast with thoughts while she cooked, which made her subconsciously ignore the tall man coming down after he heard movement downstairs. George watched his friend move around, knowing more than anyone in the house about her sorrows. George was probably the closest to her out of the four guys. He was the only one who knew all of her secrets and kept it secured as if it was his own.

The drummer stared at her, expecting for Y/n to notice him, but he acknowledged that the girl was in another dimension. She used to do that more than she liked to admit. George could bet ‘the morning moaning festival’ taking place half an hour prior was the main reason.

Y/n finished cooking a big amount of scrambled eggs and turned searching for a plate when she saw George standing in the partially lighted corridor. “Fuck G! You scared the shit out of me!” she exclaimed while resting a hand on her chest.

“Sorry!” the big man shrugged his shoulders. “Didn’t mean to scare you, love.” he apologized, approaching his best friend. “Good morning.” he greeted her properly, and she huffed.

“Good morning to you.” Y/n answered sarcastically after G placed a kiss on top of her head. 

“So, you heard, huh?”

“I can’t stand it any more, G.” she let him know. “It’s just a lot.” she continued, lowering her voice scared another of the boys could hear her.

“I know, love.” the drummer said with an apologetic expression. “But the lockdown is nearly over, and y’know none of us would like you to go.” G said as he searched for mugs.

“Why not? It’s my life, my freedom!” Y/n protested, starting to get annoyed. “It’s getting worse every day…” Y/n desperately moved her hands in the air trying to prove her point.

“Believe me… I know!” George searched for her eyes, keeping eye contact when Y/n looked back at him, waiting for his next words. “I’m not in your…situation, but I’m getting a little annoyed too.” G agreed with her.

“Yes, but it’s his house. He can do whatever he wants…”

“I half agree.” G nodded. “This might be his house, but it’s the place we choose as a studio, so for the time being its our place too…yours too!” George continued rambling, filling the mugs with hot water. “So, they need to stop with the noises.”

A comfortable silence fell between them until Y/n broke it again thinking out loud.

“What the hell can I do?” 

“About what?” A third voice came from the hallway. Matty made his entrance wearing a tired expression matching his gray sweatpants and plain shirt. He approached Y/n, leaving her a kiss on her right cheek. “What can you do about what, love?” he rephrased his question. 

“I- It’s nothing — Morning” she said without looking at him, instead walking towards the table bringing a mug with her.

“There must be something. You sounded worried.” Matty insisted.

“It’s something between Y/n and I, mate.” George said in a joking way, trying to distract him. “Something between best pals, you wouldn’t understand it.” he stated, rounding Y/n with his left arm meanwhile he winked at Matty taking a sip of his morning tea.

“Fuck off!” Matty protested. They usually have a competition about the title which Y/n find equally lame and cute. She easily felt the tension leaving her shoulders, relaxing thanks to their stupid discussion, knowing that for now Matty dropped his interrogation.

“Tell him, darling!” G urged her.

“It’s too early for this fight. Shut up and sit. I’ll bring the cutlery.” Y/n said, detaching herself from George. 

“Y/n is just too nice to tell ya, mate. She loves me more.” the singer continued joking, obviously unaware of the real implication of his words.

“Whatever helps you sleep at night, Matty.” George answered, sitting at his usual spot at the table.

“Who was the beautiful soul that made breakfast?” Ross entered the kitchen and stopped in his tracks, closing his eyes and inhaling dramatically.

“You know the answer.” John teased as he appeared from behind Ross. “You know you don’t have to, Y/n.” the musician approached her and helped with the forks and knives.

“Yes, for the hundred times…I know, John.” she looked at him. “But we all know that I would feel guilty since you all never let me pay for anything.”

“Because you don’t have to pay us, love.” Matty said from his place at the table with his sight fixed on his phone. He and the damn nicknames.

“But- “

“No but’s, Y/n. We’re happy to have you here!” Ross said as they all sat around the table.

They were serving breakfast when the conversation took another direction -something about the coronavirus and all of that. At the same time, the last resident of the house made her entrance.

Y/n sometimes envied her. Matty’s girlfriend always looked immaculate to a point that you could never think she just woke up. Y/n knew comparisons were wrong, but it was hard to avoid them. The girl felt awful: her hair was all tangled in a messy bun on the top of her head; only wearing an old t-shirt -from a not so famous band--and a pair of pyjamas short; and she was not wearing any makeup meanwhile she stuffed her breakfast on her face.

Nadia was all classy and perfect, the opposite of Y/n. Maybe that’s why he chose her and not his best friend. Y/n knew thinking like that was also wrong, yet again she couldn’t help it.

Y/n witnessed how Nadia greeted everyone and sat beside Matty, flashing him a cute smile he returned. They were in love, and it was obvious to everyone. Y/n was so happy for her best friend to find someone who loved him, although for many years she hoped that person would be her. For years, Y/n hoped Matty noticed her more than a mate.

When they first met, Y/n thought she felt a connection different from with anyone else in her life, although that changed quickly. Matty proved to her time and time again he didn’t want a relationship with her or nothing similar no matter how flirty he was during that first night. And Y/n forced herself her mind and heart to believe it.

Y/n was very unaware that, at the time she met the boys, Matty felt the same way she felt, but the old Matty didn’t want to lose the new friend he encountered. As another way to self sabotage himself, the young Matty did almost the impossible to show Y/n they were friends and just friends. A decision he took while being drunk became a life rule.

Since that moment, since that night, their relationship was kind of determinate. They were friends, the best friends. Not that night, but after a while, Y/n became part of the family and even Matty’s family –both sides– loved her as another member of their family. Y/n felt safe and loved, something she cherished so much since she hadn’t had that kind of love back home. Her family wasn’t like them, the opposite in fact.

For the longest time, Y/n tried to ditch her feeling for Matty. Every time a new girl showed up, tugged under his arm, Y/n decided it was the time to stop getting hurt and move on. Even though, her heart couldn’t do it. It hurt her. And with Nadia was the hardest since all of them could notice it was different, more mature…more serious. Nadia was more than a random girl for Matty and everyone was sure of that.

“Penny for your thoughts.” Matty interrupted Y/n’s inner monologue, staring at her, while his right arm was around Nadia.

“What?” Y/n answered, coming down to earth, with a question. 

“You were gone.” everyone was strangely in silence while they looked at each other.

“I was just thinking about the government lifting the restrictions. Meaning, now I can go home.” she half lied, while messing with the leftovers of her breakfast. Y/n did chat about it with G that morning anyway, and it was a reality Y/n needed to get away from the lovers for a time.

“I told her, none of us want that.” George interrupted their conversation.

“Of course not.” Jaime, who joined the breakfast table, said to her.

“I know, guys. But it’s been almost four months and I- This is not my- “

“Don’t finish that sentence.” Matty warned her, and she looked him directly in the eyes.

“It’s the truth, Matty.” she said, dropping her fork on the plate.

“It’s not, this is your house too, Y/n/n.” Ross, sweet Ross, reminded her. “At the same time, if you want to go back to your flat, I understand. We’ll miss your meals.” his comment made everyone chucked, except Matty who was studying every one of her movements. 

A weak smile was plastered on her face while she stared down towards her plate unable to make eye contact with Matty. “Don’t get me wrong. I love being here with you guys, but I need my space.”

“If this is about some couple…” Jaime looked at Matty and Nadia “Waking up the whole house.” he finished the sentenced winking like a cartoon.

“For fuck's sake.” Matty swore under his breath. “Is it about that?” he looked at Y/n.

“‘Course not!” she looked at him trying her hardest to hide her feelings.

“I wouldn’t blame you if that’s the reason. I’m sleeping on the other side of the house and I can listen to them. You’re right beside Matty’s room!” John emphatically said.

Before Matty could say a word, Y/n exclaimed, “It’s not about that, okay?” she simply lied. 

Y/n could sense George staring at her. “It’s what I said, I need my space, and it’s not like I’m going to disappear.” another white lie. Y/n was planning to do exactly that for a while until her wounds healed again. “You’ll still have to bear with me.” she finished her little speech.

“We can simply send the couple to your flat, and you can stay here in peace” Ross joked this time. All of them except for Matty laughed again.

“Stop with that, he will get angry.” Y/n defended Matty.

“I know it’s not my house either,” Nadia started saying. “If I can say something, I would like you to stay, Y/n.” she continued rather shyly. “It’s nice to have a girl around.” Of course, she was so nice. “I promised we’ll keep it down.” she looked quickly at Matty for reassurance and then again at her.

“Yeah, I know. I’m sorry you’ll have to survive with these boys, but I really need to go.” Y/n explained. “Another reason is the fact that I have to prepare to get back to work soon.”

“So, when did you start thinking about leaving? Since you apparently have a lot of reasons to leave.” Matty said with a strange expression on his face.

“Matty-”

“Are you that eager to leave?” ‘He was pissed?’, Y/n thought. 

“Matty- “she protested, not knowing what else to say.  

“No, it’s okay. I get it! You want to leave, it’s okay.” he stood up from his seat gathering the plates to wash them.

“Matty!” Y/n said again.

“It’s fine, Y/n!” he said more sternly, obviously not fine with the situation. 

The rest of the group –included Nadia–, took that as a cue to leave the friends so they could talk. They made stupid excuses, leaving Matty and Y/n alone in the kitchen.

Matty went to the sink, beginning to wash the dishes. After letting a big breath out, Y/n stood up approaching where he was standing.

“Why are you so angry?” she asked him, folding her arms, standing beside Matty looking at his profile. Matty was stroking the plates with more force than needed for the task in hand.

“I’m not. I said that I got it, and it’s fine.” he answered.

“You’re obviously not fine, Matthew.”

“Do you want to know how am I? Perfect.” he stated, turning the water off and drying his hand with a cloth while he turned to look at her. “I really don’t get it why you want to leave so suddenly.”

“It’s not that I want to- “another big lie. She wanted to, she needed to.

“Bullshit!”

Y/n tried to defend herself, “I’m not going to disappear…”

“Bullshit!”

“Can you stop that?” Y/n stood directly in front of Matty. 

“I know you’re going to disappear. I know you. We’re best friends and something is bothering you, I can tell. It hurts that you’re not telling me anything and I fucking bet you told George already.” She couldn’t tell him the truth.

“Is this more about that competition?” Y/n tried to distract him.

“Yes- No- Of course, not- This is about you and me.” Matty said, melting her heart a little. He was obviously troubled with the idea of Y/n leaving.

“Matty, there is nothing…mayor going on. Trust me. I need silence. You said it, you know me. I crave my space…alone.” she told him sweeter this time.

“Yes, I know. But you can find somewhere here-“

“You know that’s a lie.” ‘What a hypocrite I am’, Y/n thought. 

“I know.”

“You aren’t gonna miss me. You have the boy and Nadia- “she moved uncomfortably in her place.

“It’s not the same, you’re my best friend. I’ll miss you, darling.” Matty looked at her with his best doggy eyes.

“Don’t!” Y/n pointed a finger at him.

“What?” he played dumb.

“Don’t give me puppy eyes, it won’t work.” she smiled this time.

“Shit, are you so certain about it?” he looked down, defeated.

“Yes.” Y/n simply said.

“Okay, I understand. You can go.”

“Thanks for your permission that I didn’t ask for.” Y/n tried to joke.

“But- “ he ignored her.

“But?”

“But promise me that you are not going to disappear for too long.” he said, staring directly into her eyes.

“I promise.” Y/n said way too quickly. After a couple of seconds, she had to look elsewhere.

“Can we hug?” he said very slowly. 

Y/n chuckled, placing her arms around his shoulders, at the same time Matty placed his on her waist.

“I love you.” Matty mumbled on her left shoulder.

“I love you too, Matty.” Y/n said, feeling it from the deepest of her heart. There lied the difference. 

Maybe, she couldn’t love anyone like she loved Matty, even though she had to try for the good of their relationship. 

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#matty healy fic #matty healy x reader #matty healy x y/n #matty the 1975 #matty x you #matty x y/n #matty fanfic #friends to lovers #matty healy #the 1975 #Seasons #matty healy fanfiction #the 1975 fanfiction

[heliads]

I was just thinking of sort of a father-child dynamic? Like, he finds the gender-neutral Reader because they're a suspect in one of his murder cases (not the Thrombey case from the movie), and realizes that they're super smart and would make an amazing detective, but he finds out they don't have a home and decides to make them his ward-slash-apprentice? I dunno if you'd actually want to write that, but it's an idea I've had for a while and God knows your writing is ten times better than mine. 😅

i have an obsession with knives out

masterlist / part two

Benoit Blanc does not know how this is going to go down. He has his inklings, of course, a few thoughts and ideas scattered here and there like forgotten Easter Eggs the day after a hunt, but nothing certain yet. His brightly colored plastic pieces of leads have yet to guide him to anything truly worthwhile. 

That’s his favorite part of the entire process, if Benoit were feeling glib enough to put a name to it. Usually, he at least pretends to be somewhat unbiased. Too many investigators these days are in it for the money or fame. Not him, he claims. Of course, it’s not entirely certain that anyone will believe him, but the fact remains. 

No, if Benoit were in this line of work for anything, he’d have to say that it would be for the story. You can’t make this sort of stuff up anywhere, not in the most fantastic thrillers. No trade paperback could even dare to dream up the stories Benoit has seen. You could shell out a million bucks on dime a dozen fictions and still not even scratch the surface of all that Benoit has discovered by way of odd jobs and borrowed reports. 

That isn’t to say that Benoit is against the novel, of course. They certainly have their role in his life, sure as any other person or thing that happens to stumble into his path. Sometimes he thinks that he might have a little fun writing up a book or two based on his own experiences. Most of it would be classified, of course, but certainly he could ad lib enough to hook in a reader or two. 

This isn’t the point, of course. Perhaps that’s as good a sign as any that Benoit’s attempts at literary handicrafts would end in less than mediocre sales. His habits of running headlong from one tangent to the next, often barely connected in topic at all, could scare away even the most fervent readers. He’s had deputies tell him that much more than a few times, and even those less comfortable with chastising their coworkers settle for some raised eyebrows when the moment suits them best. 

Ah, so well then. No novels for him. Not even a particularly lengthy memo if he’s in the mood for sparing the nearest police department from his musings. In the end, though, Benoit doesn’t necessarily need an audience, although he can’t deny that a good reception certainly lends itself to a good time whenever he can get a hold of one. 

For example, right now he’s got a case that’s shaping up nicely in terms of a final deliverance of a verdict. Benoit isn’t judge, jury, and executioner, of course, no matter what dots he connects the end decision will be made by someone other than him, but that doesn’t seem to stop everyone tied to a given case from flocking around him like his word is gold. 

One of these multitudes in particular has been catching his eye for a while. Among the usual number of jilted in-laws and disgruntled passersby who’ve all been corralled into the scene of his latest crime, Benoit cannot help but notice someone who’s been standing on the outskirts of it all. This case is as far from insipid as any other, people cannot help but get themselves involved. Still, one witness seems immune to the waves of melodrama and perilous lies that seem to catch at the sleeves of everyone else here.

He has a problem with being interested in the wrong details. Technically, Benoit should be more invested in the fact that he is here to investigate the death of a wealthy family matriarch, not some kid on the fringe of the whole ordeal, yet the roles are flipped regardless in his head. 

Besides, it’s not like anyone truly needs to worry. Benoit is already twenty percent sure that the killer was the gardener, there were muddy footprints out in the mansion gazebo that look eerily similar to work boots. The mother of a prestigious family had ended up dead one night, drowned in an over chlorinated pool that removed all traces of DNA for the police to investigate. Although the gardener claimed to have been off work that day and thus unable to commit the crime, the prints exist nonetheless. 

Also, it makes no sense for the newly hired gardener to be so committed to his craft that they would be given the keys to the house within a day of submitting an application, yet have not a single callus on their hands. Benoit suspects the gardener to be a plant, likely at the wishes of a disgruntled uncle. Motives are still unclear as of yet, but he has a feeling that explanations will come up if he just pulls at the right string.

In the meantime, as Benoit waits for the house of cards that’s been so precariously built to come tumbling down at last, he peruses the finer details in the whole fiasco. There’s a kid mixed up in all of this, a neighbor down the block who refuses to supply the police with an address or phone number to call. They’re caught up in all of this because they spent time with the murdered matriarch almost on a daily basis. Reports have come in from multiple members of the family of always seeing the kid there whenever they went to visit the mansion.

It’s got Benoit confused, to say the least. He’s seen nurses frequenting the houses of lonely millionaires before, or greedy grandchildren hoping to score a few extra points by hanging around their soon-to-die relatives, but this is something different. There’s no blood connection between this kid and the victim, and so far as he can tell, they weren’t getting any money, either. No job, no expectations, just a home lent out like a library book, free of charge.

It makes no sense. All actions must have an explanation, yet he’s still waiting on this one. The kid is frustratingly hard to track down as well, and Benoit is forced to go about his days simply hoping that they’ll show up and he’ll have enough time to question them before his attention is pulled in another direction.

He gets his chance soon enough. The kid drops by in the morning out of necessity, and although they don’t seem like they’re going to be staying too long, Benoit still manages to snag them before they slip away.

“I’m going to take a lap around the grounds of the house,” he says as casually as he can, “I hear you’re here frequently, I wouldn’t mind a guide. If you’re willing, of course. I would hate to intrude on your personal time.”

The kid– Y/N L/N, he remembers reading in a brief police report that didn’t have much other information– stares at him for a moment, then nods at last. “Sure. I don’t have much else to do anyway.”

Sensing an opening, or perhaps an intentional lack thereof, Benoit presses on as they turn towards the gardens. “What do you mean? I would have thought that somebody your age would be in school. I know you’re required to be here for the proceedings of the investigation, but surely you would have to get to class at some point.”

Y/N shrugs their shoulders. “I mean, yeah, but school doesn’t start for another hour or so. Beside, I figure a murder mystery is somewhat more interesting than high school, yeah?”

Benoit chuckles. “I can’t say I disagree. That being said, you could be involved in more such mysteries if you finished your education. You have to give yourself all the tools possible if you wish to use them, you know? No good comes in building a house if you’ve only got a hammer and nails. It takes much more than that to make something worthwhile.”

Y/N gives him a sideways look. “Is this your way of saying that I’ve got a screw loose for thinking about skipping world history?”

Benoit snorts. “That would be something. Ha! Not intentional, I guarantee you. I have long since learned that it is best to avoid alienating potential suspects.”

Y/N folds their arms across their chest. “You think I did it, then? Am I a primary suspect?”

“Not in the slightest,” he chuckles, “If you did, you’d be a little more alarmed about me singling you out rather than just being afraid that I’d catch you for not having anywhere else to go after this.”

When Y/N’s steps freeze, Benoit knows his shot in the dark has landed, bulls eye and all.

He continues, sensing an advantage. “That is correct, is it not? The deceased gave you a key to her house because it was the best place for you to be when you weren’t at school. She never knew the full depth of it, of course, but she didn’t ask questions. That’s why you stayed.”

“That, and the conversation,” Y/N says through a forced grin. They sigh and give in at last. “Yes, it’s true. Mrs. Gillespie was kind to me. Kinder than I deserved. She didn’t know everything but she knew enough. Once she made it clear that I wasn’t intruding on her hospitality by coming over all the time, it became a habit.”

“And what are you going to do now that staying at the Gillespie residence is no longer an option?” Benoit asks carefully.

When Y/N is silent, he gets the feeling that he knows the answer. Through some situation or another, there is no secondary location lined up. That’s why Y/N has been coming to the crime scene alongside the other members of the family even though it’s clear that they’re not a real suspect. They simply have no other place to go.

It’s clear that the kid is uncomfortable, so Benoit switches the topic towards a discussion of the grounds. Evidently glad for safer subjects, Y/N loses a bit of their guarded edge, and soon enough begins to rattle off details of the mansion and its surrounding land that Benoit didn’t even know after in depth Googling. It is obvious that they have spent a good bit of time wandering the area, especially in the company of the late matriarch.

It is useful information, but Benoit can’t help turning his focus back to what had been said in the very beginning. Even after the case turns its last pages and settles into the storage of his memory, Benoit doesn’t think that he’ll be able to let this one go so easily. Once the handcuffs are snapped onto the wrists of the murderer, there’s still one soul mixed up in this that won’t have such a happy ending. Sometimes justice isn’t just catching killers, it’s making sure that those who are hurt by a crime receive what they deserve. That includes Y/N.

He isn’t sure how they’ll take it when he makes his offer. Benoit pulls Y/N aside on the final day of the investigation. Everyone is just there on protocol to wrap things up, but he needs to talk to them more than anyone else.

“Listen,” he says in the shadow of a quiet room, “I was thinking about what you said earlier. Our conversation on the grounds, that is.”

Judging by the shift in Y/N’s expression, they know exactly what he’s talking about. “What do you mean?”

“I’d like to extend a similar invitation as Mrs. Gillespie,” Benoit explains, “A ward of sorts, I think it could be best summed up.”

Y/N shakes their head quickly. “I don’t want your pity.”

“This isn’t pity,” Benoit promises, “I’ve been watching you just as closely as our red herrings and killers, you know. I’m fairly sure that you figured out this whole case even before I did. Instincts like yours don’t come around all that often. Maybe you won’t be interested in my sort of murder mysteries in five years, or even two, but I’d like your insights while you’re still invested.”

Y/N stays silent for a moment, and just when he’s starting to think that the whole thing will be for naught, they dare to speak again. “You’re sure?”

“Positive,” Benoit declares, and at last a slow smile breaks across Y/N’s face.

“Alright, then,” they say, “I think I’d like that a lot. You know, I never thought much about actually becoming a detective. Usually my investigative exploits were limited to books, you know? Encyclopedia Brown and all that.”

“Let’s make it real, then,” Benoit offers, “I happen to know a few cases in need of solving over the next few months.”

He solemnly extends a hand, and after a second, Y/N shakes it, their face just as serene. They break eventually, twin smiles crashing through even the most severe of expressions. Just like that, Benoit has a feeling that his investigations are going to be all the better. Sometimes all it takes is a fresh pair of eyes on a case that’s haunted you for a while. The problems to come his way, the challenges to be set before him, they will still be just as difficult as before, if not more so. It’s a good thing, though, that he’s got an apprentice by his side to help him sort things out.

Yes, he has a feeling that they’re going to do just fine.

requested by @starlit-epiphany, i hope you enjoy!

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[emeraldtart]

TWST X Ben 10 (ft. Appoplexian/Rath!Yuu)

I'm having a lot of fun with this one.

As everyone might know, Appoplexians are powerful, argumentative, and extremely aggressive. They believe any problem can be solved by hitting it.

That summaries Appoplexian!Yuu to a T.

The mirror chamber is nearly destroyed because of the two cats; Grim and Yuu.

Riddle attempts to stop them both by collaring them. It works for Grim.

Riddle: Queen of Heart's Rule #213: Tigers are not allowed within castle grounds. As you are a tiger, I will personally see you out of the school

Yuu: *breaks off Riddle's collar with their bare hands* LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SHORTY! (Excuse ME!!?) YOU THINK YOUR RULE APPLIES TO ME BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A TIGER!!? WELL GUESS WHAT, PUNK? I'M AN APPOPLEXIAN!!!

It turns into a screaming match between Yuu and Riddle. The students watching doesn't know whether to be scared or impressed because damn, somebody actually managed to be on Riddle's level when he's angry

Crowley ties Yuu's mouth with his Whip of Love, because if he let the two be they'd faint because of oxygen deficiency.

After failing to send Yuu home, Yuu ends up staying at Ramshackle for the meantime.

Grim is understandably scared of Yuu, but he's also a bit amused when Yuu was being their usual self. It's funny just watching them.

I don't think there would be students who would pick Yuu up for not having magic. Because who in their right mind would do that to an apoplectic alien tiger with blades on their arms?

Ace got chased with Yuu because he's always managed to piss them off, either on purpose or by accident.

By the time school year ends he might consider changing to track club

Vargas definitely rile Yuu up to make sure everyone runs seriously.

Azul for the first time in his life managed to get first place.

Of course, Yuu isn't always angry 24/7. Whenever they're not yelling or chasing someone, they're always grumpy or finding something to eat. Or take a nap

Leona sees Yuu sleeping in his place at the greenhouse, too tired to care and just sleeps on them, using their body as a pillow.

Ruggie just stood there weighing his choices.

Then he got a bright idea.

He wakes Yuu up, and after getting a harsh growl to the face, promises they'll give Yuu food if they bring Leona to class.

And to class they did.

Leona wakes up as Yuu grabs him by the back of his collar like a cat as they went to class.

The whole fiasco with Octavinelle is a nightmare for Yuu

They hate water. So they stayed back except during the final fight

That didn't stop them from beating up Azul's phantom

Malleus was genuinely surprised at Yuu's anger and how they growled at him the first time they met (Yuu didn't yell because Grim was sleeping)

He values their emotional openness, though

Malleus definitely gives Yuu something to sharpen their claws.

Consider this; first year squad and Malleus are the first ones that hears Yuu chuff

They just made Yuu happy, but they're not going to tell them

Leona definitely knows, but he's not going to risk his life

(There's an Easter egg with the Queen of Hearts rule)

#Ben 10 #Yuu #Twisted wonderland #Twst #Au #Appoplexian #Rath #ace trappola #deuce spade #jack howl #epel felmier #ortho shroud #sebek zigvolt #grim #ashton vargas #dire crowley #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #azul ashengrotto #malleus draconia #riddle rosehearts

[nisimultifandom]

Red Dress part 2

Warnings: toxic relationships, swearing, slapping, cheating

A/N: Reader is not really able to leave Rafe but she can attempt to

~

After that day you couldn’t help but see Rafe in another light, one that scared so much you couldn‘t sleep and even though a long time has passed and he’s tried to apologise, sleeping next to him was still so hard.

He’s tried to  initiate sex a couple times after but every time you’ve told him you’re just too tired to or weren’t in the mood. And even though he was starting to feel frustrated he always just left the room with a huff.

You were scared of him, trying to never  provoke him in any way, always standing up when he told you, letting him pick your outfits, staying close to him whenever you went partying with his friends and letting him hold your hair while you snorted whatever him and topper had to offer . But you were tired.

So tired of always walking on egg shells with him, shrinking into yourself when he looked down at you with his intimidating face, you didn’t wanna live like that anymore. You wanted to be free, to be with someone who gave you freedom who was happy when you were happy, and eventually after breaking up with Rafe you got it.

JJ was everything Rafe wished he was, he was caring and sweet and so so confident, he was handsome and his smirk could make you faint on spot. JJ was your dream man and for a second you actually thanked the universe for showing you the real Rafe and teaching you a lesson.

Unfortunately, Rafe wasn’t so thrilled about you dating his sworn enemy. At first he left you messages trying to win you back by acting all cute after a while he realised that didn’t work so he started to become really  aggressive threatening you and JJ and promising to get you back one way or another. Eventually he stopped trying to get a response out of you but that didn’t make you feel safer you were actually terrified know.

~

You were at a Party with JJ hanging on to him where ever he went, if he noticed you acting weird he didn’t mention it but still kept you close, always holding your hand, trying to give you the feeling of closure and hoping you felt just a little safer.

That did help a little and you kissed his rosey cheek as a sign of thank you. He smiled down at you before kissing your forehead and excusing himself to the bathroom. You were anxious but you did understand that at some point you had to let go of him and until now the danger hasn’t shown himself.

“Please be quick J, I don’t know anyone here” You said in a small voice

“I’ll be right back don’t worry” You smiled up at him and nodded

After he left, you picked your drink up from the table next to you and gave it a try, the taste of alcohol making you gag, you overdid it with the vodka this time. You put your drink down and looked around the room scanning everyone there trying to find someone you knew and you found it…

He was looking right at you probably hoping to burn a hole through you head with his icy glare. Your breathing stopped for a second and the adrenaline in your body was unbearable, you looked left and right trying to find somewhere to run to, but it took too long as he started to come your way and it was as if your legs weren’t working, cause instead of running you just stood there looking at him.

“Look who decided to show herself again, didn’t think you would dare do that”

“What do you want Rafe, I’m here with JJ” you said with a glare on your face

„What you forgot about me that easily? fucking slut”

“You don’t own me, JJ is everything you wished you were and more” You stated confidently but realising your mistake when his breathing started to speed up and his face dropped into a glare

“You want a real man, I’ll show you a real man” Rafe responded before taking a hold of your arm and dragging you across the room, your attempt at escaping doing nothing but firing him on , when he finally got you outside he pushed you inside his truck and locked the door making sure you couldn’t escape.

“Please just let me go Rafe, JJ is waiting for-“ You heard the ringing sound before you felt it, your face moving to the side at a fast pace, a cry escaped your mouth and before you got to soothe your aching cheek he grabbed it aggressively

“If I hear that name coming out of your mouth again, I’ll glue it shut” “you’re mine and you and the rest of outerbanks knows it, I’m taking you home and we’ll have a talk about what happens to disrespectful bitches”

#rafe cameron x reader #dark!rafe cameron #obx x reader #jj x reader #outer banks #rafe cameron

[btnclmrttn]

Hellloooo! Are you still taking requests? :O if you are, can i pleaaase have saitama with a doctor s/o please? 🙉🙊🙈

Yes Yes Yes! I've been waiting for an ask like this! I'll ll do my best, but I'm only a nursing assistant lol. Only thing I can tell you about doctors is that they're usually insufferable pains in the ass working with. But that's for another discussion I hope you like it sorry it's long

Doctor S/O HCs

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It's a miracle how you guys managed to meet considering your schedules but luck have it he liked you enough to find you again

(I'd say you were standing in line in front of him and managed to get hundreds of dollars worth of groceries reduced to like $80. He wants in on that witchcraft)

He admires you so much by the work you do, and is almost intimidated how you can crunch in those long hours.

Always trying to stuff you up with little healthy snacks after you told him sometimes you guys don't have time to sit and eat.

Days off are always the best together. You got used to constantly be running errands on your day off and he helped you learn to chill out and not worry about everything the second you get free time

Lots of tub time together for your sore ass

He's always a sad egg when you get mandated. If it's too long you'll come home to him basically sitting at the door like a puppy. He misses you on the main just isn't aware of it.

If you're having the classic nerve pain or feet n ankles mega ouch he will NOT let you be up on them. He says you should rest as hard as you work.

Any medicine or cream you use for it he likes giving to you, like he's playing doctor

So that's where the househusband energy comes in. He's doing everything he can for you. His kind of lazy is bare minimum lazy, not total slack off. He'll do it for you

He's on your ASS about stretching. ALL THE TIME

He will message you sometimes but if it's a nerve problem it don't help at all for some people

Once you explain a handful of terminology he'll actually be interested in you work ramblings. There isn't ever a boring day, especially with dick bag coworkers

This fool will look downright mortified if you get talking about the not so fun part of the job. Not necessarily the deaths or gore, but the body waste hazards. Don't tell him till AFTER he's eaten any meal or it will ruin the whole appetite

He still listens even if it's gross. Why you chose this life, he'll never know

The job itself is painfully sad, most of the time. Usually everyone's too busy to have a minute to process most things. So if a well loved patient ends up dying, he'll try and be there for you

Literally had no idea what to do but let you just cry it all out while holding you. He'll barely say anything cause he just has no idea how you handle it as well as you do

Every now and then you'll see him in a window waving at you if he's in monster battle ground. The hospital never stops no matter what the warning is so you can get front row seats sometimes

He got knocked into the hospital one time and was like "oh hey hun" before hopping back into battle

You don't really have to ever patch him up after some fight but sometimes his friends that tag along are a different story. He'll be just showing you off and telling everyone what a good job you do as you're trying to stop some bleeding or some shit

Always boasting but he isn't aware of it, tbh

Be like "My partner, a doctor btw-"

When he explained how he lost his hair, you joked about it being alopecia. Now he's just contemplating his life and if it really wasn't hard work, just weird timing.

Because of how much you make, sometimes you take him out on a little bit more expensive dates, or get him really nice gifts.

He loves you but he hates it. The fact you have more money he can make in months is flabbergasting. Don't do this to him when you first meet it will scare him away

He's just grateful someone so smart and caring like you loves him. Ask him, and you're out of his league. He's a lucky mfr

#anime #one punch man #opm #opm x reader #saitama #saitama hcs #saitama x reader #saitama/reader #saitama x y/n #doctor reader #reader is inaccurate i hate doctors #prestigious pricks #nurses be real ones #sometimes #opm headcanons #genos #speed o sound sonic #Garou

[suiana]

So to give to a little context first. I have a friend whom I met from my old online school. We have a enemies dynamic. We've each other for 2 years now. When we first met I was the one who talked the most, which he used to see as "annoying". Ever since I left the online school and became busy with my new irl school, I started messaging him less and when I do, he acts more and more nicer and chill than before. To the point he stared flirting with me but I always brushed it off as I also flirt with everybody. Did I forget to mention we are the complete opposite of each other. He's extremely introverted online while I'm literally just putting out my phone number for everyone to see. Irl tho I'm introverted and scared of people unlike him who suddenly has the ultimate rizz and getting into fights with other boys.

One time he messaged me while putting on his just as he got out if the shower. Lemme tell you I was dense af back then. He literally asked for shampoo recommendations. I didn't know anything about men's hygiene so I told him to use a flower scented shampoo. He left for 15mins which I thought was because he was drying his hair. No he was running to the store. He asked for which shampoo brand I use. I didn't want him to know that much about me so I said any sakura scented one.

Another time was when we were talking about a game we like and he thought about cosplaying the character I liked and I thought of it as just some teasing between friends and went along with it by saying I prefer the female characters.

I'm always questioning my sexuality so I'm always joking around that I'm gay and I think that's the reason why he hasn't been straight forward.

He started his own irl school last week and a girl kept looking back and forth at him and when he was about to go home she stopped him saying he could always ask her for help about studies and the school.

And again with a different girl but this time is his deskmate. Apparently every single girl he has met had asked him if he has a gf to which he responded with "not ur business" and I already knew something wasn't right at this point because I have seen his face before and he is mid. Sure ig some girls r into tall boys but he's a freaking emo.

And did I tell you about my suspicion about his deskmate not even being a real girl because the Coincidences if them being neighbors and having way too much in common is too suspicious. Did I also mention "her" personality is completely unreal. She says she's "not like the other girls" and HE him out of all people fricking agreed

And his description of her sounds exactly like me. Short wolfcut, gets mistaken as a boy, kinda tall. Even her behavior is like mine, Just randomly zoning out. And the last thing that completely threw me off guard was her grades. She's the Top of the class. I'm literally part of the student council.

But then I wanted to meet her too if she was comfortable with it but y know what he said.

Idk I can

He thinks I might accidentally hurt her feelings. He has known me for nearly 3 years.

And his response to me was

"Didnt mean it but since she has many mental issues and tried to suicide her self because of got bullied and mocked,i just don't want to makes her feel bad and depressed"

I relate to her so now im always telling him to protect her even if her stories might be worse than mine.

But now that I'm rethinking about it

I think he's lying to me

I heard getting advice from random strangers on the internet is better than getting actual help /j

I actually really like him and I don't have the courage to confront him directly about it

There's a very high chance I'm just being delusional and should continue being some wingman

But I don't have any other friends to tell this and I really need to get it off my chest and get other ppls opinions so I hoped I didn't make too many Grammer mistakes

don't worry about making grammar mistakes it's totally ok

u should subtly try to egg him on for answers

like asking what's Ur ideal type, what would u do if u date me, do u think we'll be more than just friends etc

if he hints that he does like u maybe u can shoot your shot lol haha, and don't be disheartened if he rejects u, there's plenty of fish in the sea :3

imo u probably have a good chance of getting that because he probably likes you ++ no guy I've seen would do such things for someone they just call a friend :)

I hope everything goes well for you bae and all the best

#suiana's sinners

[alastgoodnight]

A few days had passed since Naomi received the strange letter. It almost seemed like a strange once-off event, until a second envelope was found. This time, the blocky writing was addressed to her, written as neatly as possible. There was a stamp in the top-right corner depicting a vivid, albeit slightly cartoonish, butterfly. The envelope felt bulkier than before. Not only was there the letter, there was also a heavier paper folded to fit in the envelope.

-

"Dear Miss Naomi,

It is very nice to meet you. Thank you for finding my letter and sending one back. It was very exciting to get a letter that was new. I like your drawing. I've put your letter on my corkboard so I can say 'good morning' and 'good night' to you, just like I do all my Neighbors.

It must be very exciting to live in a library. My friend Frank has a lot of books, and he is very clever. I'd bet you're very clever too if you have to take care of the books and your library. Was it sad to be alone for so long? It must be lonely to not be able to go anywhere. That's why I try to include Home in something every day. It likes to feel part of the Neighborhood.

Do Willa and Rags help you fix the library? Will they help you paint it?

I like fairy tales too. I thought about what was my favourite, so I asked my friend Sally. She's a star and an actor and has written lots of stories. She reminded me of the story of 'Jack and the Beanstalk'. I wish I could meet a giant. I'd like to be their friend. I wouldn't be scared of how big it is. Everyone is taller than me, ha ha ha.

Sally told me to tell you that she knows you can't come visit, but you need to know about her shows. We drew a picture of her version of the story called 'Sally and the Beanstalk'."

(Sure enough, the second folded picture was of a brightly coloured, star-headed figure standing beside the base of a beanstalk that grew off the page.)

"I also like stories about friendships. I think everyone should have a friend. Wouldn't that be the most? I'm glad you have friends with you, Miss Naomi. It makes every day a happy one to know you can spend it with people that you like.

Wally."

(heythereneighbor)

The letter arrives in the evening, after a day's work cleaning the patio and moving planter boxes around. Naomi finds it just as she emerges from the walk-in closet, tying the bow on her sailor-collar pyjamas, and smiles to herself.

She opens it the next morning over breakfast, and is careful not to get any fried egg yolk on it as she eats. It takes her some time to formulate her answer - and those planter boxes aren't quite how she likes them - so she doesn't sit down to answer until that afternoon, and even then, it takes a while to collect her thoughts.

So it won't be until about three days pass that her letter to Wally appears in what must be a very confused Eddie's mail bag. For now, she takes her time:

"Dear Wally, Thank you for your response! It was also very nice to get a surprise letter. I don't have a cork board yet, so I'm keeping it on my desk until I get one. I don't think "exciting" is the word I'd use, but it's quite pleasant here. Lullaby Lane is a very quiet road, so I have plenty of peace and quiet when Willa and Rags are resting or busy."

She stops and ponders the question that comes next, and hums to herself.

"Hey, Library, were you lonely before I got here?" A long, slow breeze blows outside the window, and she hums.

"I asked the Library if it was lonely before I got here. It can't talk with words, but it uses its doors and floorboards and the wind to communicate with me. I think its answer was yes, but these days it seems quite playful. It had Dust Bunnies (they're very small), but nobody else came or went for... I don't know how long, actually." Willa helps me with the library, but Rags mostly keeps me company. He's a very silly monster from under my bed, and likes to run around in the tall grass outside and play hide-and-seek. I'll draw a picture of him and Willa on the back today."

She smiles at the description of Jack and the Beanstalk, and is charmed by the sight of the artwork.

"Speaking of drawings, thank you for the artwork! I bet your friend Sally is very talented. When you get the time, please tell her I said thanks for sharing her vision. I've never acted, but I do like to read stories aloud. Maybe one day I could narrate one of hers? That's probably a long time from now, though."

And the last part. She smiles.

...She does have friends now, doesn't she? Fancy that.

"I agree, Wally, having friends every day would be the most. I'm very lucky to have met all of them, and I seem to meet more every day! This library may have been lonely once, but I don't think that will be a problem again for a very long time. It sounds like you have many friends, too! You've mentioned Eddie and Home, and now Frank and Sally. Is your neighborhood very big? Once again, thank you for writing me. Sincerely, Miss Naomi.

Once again it's sealed and addressed in a blue envelope, but this one is sealed with a goldfish sticker and a matching stamp. She drops it in the slot on the letterbox, and smiles when she doesn't hear it fall.

It's on its way.

@heythereneighbor

#heythereneighbor #wasn't sure if you saw my response so I'm just adding a ping!

[scentedchildnacho]

I asked him if he had a spouse and children so he asked about me and I explained what I think I know though I suspect a law group does know the facts of my case.......

I told him I didn't want a job because the slow be sedentary of indigenous policy drives me crazy to fight or flight responses and fight responses are too unpleasant for me to try

I get attacked a lot by other chicks mostly and having to be a bad girl at another chick is just too karmically awful for me

I do want to work that's why I don't job

I already did a lot of be better business punishments then resistence and also......protest then more theory learning about disease phobia so I pretend I may be a part of reality not the fake world of sex image

There is like an economy and gnp and lifi not just wifi and digitization so on a management level there are financials going around all over the place yet they claim they can justify a formality of tangible exchange and touch between people who are really phobic of disease so if it's going to be bully intransigent then I don't or

Truth is I don't want to be a bitch bully so I don't get a job because it's not sexy and they think their sexy doing it and will have to go through reality checks

Consciousness can get like submerged.....or partially catatonic asleep and eventually good people come for everybody with look those were loans and actually your moral was elsewhere....

The Crow why won't the bitch go home and cook eggs only for her care in life

Why would a woman be told she has to be objective to be an economic though....

He asked me if I would do missions so I told him I suspect i have a christian with health strength and affluence who was suppose to do a mission for me and stalks me to serve their obligation....I'm really not strong enough for creationism or flannery o Connor...i probably do have a christian though that steals a lot from me....

Otherwise I think my case is like black men eventually a law group will mass mediatize my innocence and people will stop being allowed to slander me and random miracle the whole idea of hood will just not allow any of this activity any more

The intelligentsia keeps reminding people that people are human and so an actual real activity will start at some point.....

You think their can't be a miracle like all bullshit over and common wealth re established but eventually this is just corrupt is constantly confessed

Ultimate reality of chicks in jobs is they wish someone like me ripped up with knives and left on the side of the road so eventually some homeless will terrorize and leave them knifed up on the side of the road so I run away all the time from people who won't commit to resolutions surrounding rawanda

That's been my experience of karma things wished on me happen to people who wish them so I always wish everybody correct conditions

He asked me if I beg for money so I said I San Diego I really don't have any friends and the cult here scares me so bad I recommend to others to never ever ask that people for money....

The situation appears to really really harm and terrorize the people here so if it's not just quickly and freely given then they don't ever want that business owner given anything or he attacks them

Its been my experience that if their promotion was going well they would just give things without being asked to....

Otherwise people who riot to finally force car tels to realize that things were not just given to them they have to share not just theirs is for people much stronger then me....be careful of everyone even nice mother's it's a very very corrupt condition

He warned me that he does want a strong woman and thats his apology about candice the bartender those drugs didnt want one.....

He said if spousal he is very analytical and takes resumes so i said i think my story is esoteric czech emigration....this is all i do till i marry then thats all i do.....

I think that there was a divination that i will be saved from the animal barbarous kingdom to go to marriage.......but if you ask me im like my mother and they will send me to a religious type of man.....

Ive thought about how strictly dogmatic I'm kept and eventually i will be sent away....

[look-at-the-soul]

Hi again! ❤️🥰 ok here's my response to the other reply post! First off I know it was like a week ago but I hope your puppies are alright🫢🫢🥲 One of family's dogs absolutely hates storms because someone was an asshole to hunt before we adopted him and we think he use to be locked up outside all the time even when it wasn't safe😭 but it's ok he's getting lots of love now!! But he's still scared of loud noises and always scurries to cuddle my mom when they happen! All the cuddles to the precious babies🥰🥰 and yeah!! Inspiration!!

And yes school can be stressful, but I'm hoping it will be worth it!! And dispute the stress I generally am having a good time because I do enjoy learning, just not grades😂😂 and omg yes, I'll like sit down to take a break from my work and the when I finally stop again it'll be like three hours later instead on thirty minutes and I only have an hours to finish my work😂😅

And yes!! I absolutely loved part three🥰🥰🥰 and I know what you mean about having the whole chapter figured out in your mind but not being able to write it😂 I've do that too. I have the entire plot for a series stuck in my head but when I go to put it on paper I realize that I can't just write the dialogue and like people don't automatically just pictures the scene I've made in my head and I have to add more details😂😂 and it definitely was a neat approach!! YEAHHHH!! Let's "fix" baby Lenny!!!😂😂 

Yes yes yes!! So many things I've seen or heard or even done myself have been inspiration for fics! It's kinda fun too, like it's a little Easter egg for readers to find. 😂 I kinda wanna play a treasure hunting game and say "which scene or conversation is something that I've done in real life? Whoever can figure out the most gets and internet hug"😂 

And you know it'a kinda funny because even though I'm always nervous about interacting, you're right. Anxiety plays a huge deal in like me kinda holding back from interacting even though nothing bad ever happens! Similar to you, I think I get it into my head a lot that I'll bother them for one reason or another and I think it is because I've been rejected before or I didn't fit directly in with one group. I can honestly get along well enough with most people but when it comes to getting close, I've never really found someone outside my family to really do that with. But I do really like coming in here and chatting with you and I do think we clicked too and I don't think I've ever been nervous about something in a response I've seen to you! 🥰🥰🥰 And you know what, even though I get anxious about interacting, I enjoy doing it and like you and everyone else is very nice! I still think like 80% of my longest interactions like between us are on anon, but you know what I think chatting with you has helped me change that a bit!!! I actually have been interacting with people a bit more and like trying to make comments or do the asks off anon and like trying to do less of the post and run off thing I think I do a lot😂 And even if I still kinda hide back at times, because sometimes it is just fun to sit back and watch, even just leaving a comment on someone's work has gotten easier! So like, thanks for all your help🥰🥰

And yes yes yes! Lots of progress on stories! I think in my attempts to avoid school works I've hit a bout of motivation and started to like three more things I wanna share! Sometimes I finish one thing and just wanna post it immediately, but I know if I do that I'd be out of stuff a week and I don't wanna go into hiding again yet😂😂

Oh Alfie is absolutely full of potential! He honestly so full of life too (despite Tommy's best attempts😆) and he's such a fun character to write too! I have a good number of idea I wanna use him in even if he's not the main focus😂 like just him being there gives me so many more little plot ideas! And he is absolutely a big fluffy bear... even if he'd be pissy about admitting it😂 Ohh Alfie and Cyril's meeting!! I wanna see that!!🥰 and all I know is that it took five minutes for little Charlie and Ruby to try to ride Cyril when they first met! I'm sure Tommy was like so scared (internally of course) because he wasn't sure how the dog would react, especially given who his owner was, but like no. Cyril is the gentlest best boy and just lets himself be climbed all over. Ruby tries to stick her hand in his mouth while petting him and even though her parents think she's about to loose a hand, Cyril just kinda holds his mouth open refusing to bite even gently close his mouth. He probably took all the rough basically hitting pats from the small children like a champ and never growled, only moving his head away he when they'd almost stick him in the eye😂  and you bet your ass it took a single treat from them for him to follow them around all day and become the best guard dog ever! I've got a feeling he'd gonna become like Nana from Peter Pan who's always watching the children and protecting them😂 I also like to imagine that when Cyril did go back to Alfie, they'd find another mastiff puppy (or two) "mysteriously" sent to the house a few weeks later. OMG OR What if the kids knew Cyril went back to Alfie (or his original owner as Tommy would tell them) and they like wanted to know he was alright and basically persuaded  (forced) their dad to send letters to Cyril asking him if he was alright what he was doing that week. And I also know very well that Alfie would probably send letters back as Cyril just to annoy Tommy that he (or Cyril) had a relationship with the kids😂😂😂 nothing better than Pirate Godfather Alfie😂😂😂 but I digress 😅

Oh and Jonathan is absolutely a great to see😂�� even if he is a little a lot coocoo😂 And I think besides the demonic scarecrow hiding in his head half the time he's defiantly got a side he doesn't show 🤣🫣 And YES!! That's the scene!! When he goes "the bat-man" and like runs his fingers though his hair 🤭🫣🤭 Again I know he's crazy but I freaking love that scene! It also makes me laugh so much in that one but later how Batman is like threatening him and grabs his cheeks and just *squish*😂😂 it's just so funny to me anytime someone squished a grown man's cheeks, especially if the character is usually serious or broody😂and ohh! I can't wait to see that request!

And yeah I agree! I did like Tony Stark in Marvel, but him and Jude Law in Sherlock was just 😘 AND YES! I always love seeing actors in different shows or movies! It's like where's Waldo😂 I think what have it away to me though was his voice when he spoke for the first time😂  hey any reason to rewatch the movies is a good one I say!😂

And ohh I'll have to look it up and see if I can find anything about it!

And yes! Nail stamping is super fun even though I really am not too good at it and can only do my left hand😂😂 and it is defiantly harder than it looks and you usually have to take it off the plate pretty fast! Like you have to dab it above the stencil and then scrape it and I like drop the stencil immediately to roll it on the stamp. Once it's on the stamp you can slow down a bit if you want to get any excess off but you need to get it on before it dries on the plate! Then you can roll it off onto the nail because despite the name I've realized if I press it down like a stamp it tends to mess up the design 😂Also (unlike I did for the first few tries😅) I'd say check to make sure the protective plastic film that may be over the plates is gone! Some of them have like that kinda clear film they put over new screens to keep them from getting scratched and you have to pull it off or the polish wont actually sink into the etching it's so thin! And also yes! You do need to get nail stamping polish specifically for it! Otherwise it will be to thin or dry to fast to actually use it or it smears! And it takes a few tries but even that is kinda fun to do!🥰🥰

Ohh isn't it!! Revlon is definitely one of my favorites! I usually have a few like tubes of it around my room or car or purse so I always have one😂

And ahh sending all the concert fairies 🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️ That'll be so much fun!!!! Adele is defiantly an amazing artist! What are your favorite of her songs! And Thomas Rhett is very much an American Country writer so he like sings similar to a lot of the stuff I'm grew up hearing😂But he's got a lot of good songs too like "Unforgettable" "Marry Me" "T-Shirt" "Sixteen" and "Life Changes". I really like his ones that are kinda about his life like "Life Changes" but if you read the lyrics they're so cute and I think he writes a lot of his songs with his wife in mind and that's just adorable to me😂🥰 And I think your friend have very good taste 😂 and fingers crossed for Westlife🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

As always it was a pleasure chatting with you! And ohh I think that would be a lot of fun!!😆🥰🥰🥰 

You also have a great and safe weekend too!!🥰🥰

Hello hello! ☺️ I’m faster his time around!

Thank you! She is, she just doesn’t like thunders I don’t understand how she feels but si hug her and have my arms around her, and she’s still shaking 🥺 she kept me a good part of the night up… oh no! Poor baby! Must be so scary after such a horrible experience, it it’s lovely how you are showing not all humans are like that and I’m sure your pup feels all the love ❤️

I’m so happy to hear you say that! Because well I don’t want to sound like a mom or aunt (but I will do anyway 😂), school is so damn expensive and lots of people can’t pay for it and I just feel sad to see some (not you of course!), who doesn’t make out the most out of it, -then of course are other factors, I just read on the news an engineer quit his job in my country due to poor salary and went to work in a chicken company in Canada and is earning four times his old salary 😭-, haha I know! I swear I’m just going to watch this video and then boom, is almost midnight! Haha

Now I need to start working on part four! Can’t believe it, but first a couple of Cillian and Tommy stories 😁 but yes it happens some times, ohhh I hope you are able to write your idea down! Maybe start with a little snippet and go from there? You’re SO right about adding the details! It gives the reader the opportunity to “be there” if that makes sense, like make us part of the story to see what’s happening. Hahah loved your fix this baby Lenny comment ! 🤭 he’s so serious he needs to relax sometimes…

Oh I LOVED when real life inspires fanfiction! Like a meme I saw, we’re worse than lawyers 🤭 everything you said can and will be used in a story 😂 that sounds like an incredible game!!! So fun! Haha

No,trust me, I understand, there might be a lot of things that causes your anxiety and I’m not trying get into professional mode, but I can assure you this is a safe place for you, (sometimes it takes me some time to reply I don’t know if this triggers your anxiety? Or is it just fear of something else? Just want to know, to not cause you any trouble), oh wow I wrote about it but I deleted because I didn’t want to point it out in case that was the cause.. but now that you mention it, makes sense and I understand even more now, for example when I was in high school/college I didn’t drink, while the group of people I hanged out with always tried to pressure me to drink, it wasn’t my time and I’m not saying there’s nothing wrong with that, what’s wrong is trying to force someone to do what we want, sure I drink a glass of wine every now and then but because I want to. I truly hope you have found someone else besides your family 🥰 Idk, have you tried a group with the same interest you have? Like an activity you enjoy? That’s lovely it makes me so happy to see you feel comfortable to come here and chat (just wish it could be face to face!) with me. Really? Have I helped you somehow? 🥺 that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard! Oh and I totally get what you mean, if the anon world works for you, then it’s just fine, as well as the non-anon interactions ☺️ whatever makes you feel comfortable!

That’s just amazing isn’t it? Wohoooo big kudos for the progress, so you’ve been on a writing spree? I’m trying to do that have a couple of chapter/stories as backup because I’m taking longer to write haha so you’re doing good :)

Alfie is a gem! He’s beautifully portrayed, everything about him is perfection ! Oh please do, the fandom needs more Alfie content haha (I’ve one Tommy/Alfie story saved in my drafts, maybe one day I will post it…) I’m weak for Cyril hahah can’t help myself ❤️❤️❤️ loved what you wrote about the kids and Cyril! You should turn it into a Drabble at least 🥰 is adorable! I was hoping they would mention some of Cyril in the last season… something we will never know, (whoever finds Steve on the street please ask him!), aww please letters to Cyril sounds like the perfect little story! You should write it! Why did I picture Alfie reading the letter out loud to Cyril while they are sitting by the window looking at the Margate sea? And stopping to explain things he thinks the dog wouldn’t understand

Who do you think is more coocoo? Jonathan or Ripner? Haha that would be quiet some battle.. I think Jonathan would have some kind of kinky fetish ?

I had to quickly run to watch the scene because I didn’t remember it! He’s funny at times, when you compare that scene vs when he’s all bossy in the “death or exile?” Part he’s totally different right?

I was hoping Jonathan would like snap Batman’s hand away or something but now thinking about it, I think he’s kind of imitating the joker somehow? Gives me those vibes too… oh that request is complete and posted! 🤗 Phew I only have one ancient request now, the rest are kind of recent.

I mean Jude Law nailed it! I really liked their dynamic, and I just saw he has a role in a new Peter Pan movie that’s on Disney+ he looks so good in the promo! You have a good point! Sometimes some roles are so blurry we don’t even recognize the person behind it, for example the Virgin River actor, Matt (something God I forgot his last name), he did a beautiful role in a Movie with Jennifer Gardner and Eugenio Derbez, and he also acts in Womanizer music video of Britney and I’ve seen both and never realized it was him! But other actors get stuck too,for example I’m watching Hawaii50 (I love that series), and the blonde police Danny acted also in Ocean’s twelve (the series), but McGarrett I don’t think I’ve seen him anywhere else (just one movie he did ages ago with Jennifer Lopez), I’m sorry I suck with the titles haha if you’re interested in any of that I can look for the titles :)

Yeah, I really need help to be able to do it, wish it could be easier tho, because it looks amazing! Or at least in some videos I have seen they make it look so easy… yes, luckily my protective film comes like a shade of blue otherwise I’d try to use the plate just like that haha I’m a bit clueless 🤭 the girl who used to do the stamps for me, told me once it was easier to use like the stamps that are made for the entire nail (like a bigger template) instead of the tiny hearts haha but I didn’t know there was specific nail polish for those, perhaps that’s the key!

I should remember to keep one in my purse to wear it more often! Tomorrow I’m having lunch with my friends so Iwill make sure to keep one close!

Thank you!!! Those fairies definitely gave me luck! I can’t wait for the concert 😍 “when we were young” is amazing, but also “All I ask” ugh 😭 “Go easy” is an anthem for me, chasing pavement and one and only also are incredibly good! Out I do like country! Perhaps you’ve heard of Luke Bryan? Jason Aldean and Brad Preasly are others I like to listen. Agh thanks for the recommendation! I’m will be listening to those tomorrow while working :) thanks I’m going to see them as well! See ? You brought me good luck!

I think the same! Thank you for the chat, I still owe you one more reply from a previous message, so I’m hoping to catch up on that tomorrow too :)

Hope your week is going alright and you’re having a lovely day GG, take care and see you around 🥰

[pofatrgwf]

Chapter 10

CW: Murder. Death.

Uni was following Delta back to his family's home, to make sure he gets there safe. He kept following Delta, until he suddenly told Uni to stop.

Uni: "What's up?"

Delta: "Stay here, I need to do something real quick."

Uni: "No? I'm gonna follow you anyway. Again, you're THREE. "

Delta: "Fine."

Delta, followed by Uni, turned left and started looking around.

Uni: "What ar-"

Delta shushed him.

Delta, whispering: "We have to be sneaky."

Uni, also whispering: "For what??"

Delta ignored the question and kept sneaking. Eventually they came across a Spearow that was asleep.

Delta: "Don't move."

Uni: "I… don't like where this is going…"

Delta snuck up on the asleep Spearow, and snapped its neck.

Uni: "WHAT. HUH???? WHY??"

Delta: "Shhh!! You're gonna wake up the others!"

Uni: "ARE YOU GONNA KILL THEM TOO????"

Delta: "…Yeah."

Delta picked up the Spearow's corpse and put it on his back, puncturing it on his back spikes for stability. Delta saw other Spearows flying away, then glared at Uni.

Delta: "I think you scared off the rest. Let's go."

Uni: "YOU JUST- YOU- YOU KILLED SOMEONE! YOU'RE THREE YEARS OLD AND YOU KILLED SOMEONE."

Delta: "This isn't the first time I've killed someone, you know."

Uni: (Is EVERYONE on this team insane??)

Delta: "You can still go home if you don't wanna see this."

Uni: "I'd feel guilty leaving you alone, but… Okay you know what, WHY did you kill him?"

Delta: "Food? Duh."

Uni: (Oh great, I think I'm gonna throw up now.)

Delta started walking again. Uni followed, from a much greater distance. The two eventually reached Delta's home in the desert. Delta put the corpse on the ground and suddenly 428 Arons started running to eat it. Delta also dropped some apples he bought. He also started doing a head count.

Delta just said "16." and sighed.

Uni: "16 what?"

Delta: "Dead."

Uni: "what"

Delta went inside a cave, and saw that no one was inside. He then went outside and talked to one of his sisters.

Delta: "Where'd they go?",

Aron #972: "One of the eggs came out shiny and then Dad ran away, screaming in happiness. We haven't seen Mom in a while too."

Uni: (Who would just leave their children alone like this??)

Aron #972, pointing at Uni: "Who's that, anyway?"

Delta: "Not important. Anyway, I'm gonna head back to Treasure Town. Please try your best to survive. I saw some Spearows hanging out in a forest nearby, maybe check back later to see if they came back?"

Delta then turned around and started walking home. Until Uni just used his badge to teleport the both of them home.

Uni and Delta teleported inside Sierra's house, and saw Sierra on top of Kilo, startling everyone (except Delta).

Kilo: "WHATHOWDIDHUH????"

Uni: "We… just teleported here- What exactly are you two doing?"

Both Kilo and Sierra's faces were red, and they were looking away in embarrassment.

Uni: "Were you two… making out?"

Kilo: "Wait, Delta, are you bleeding?"

He pointed at the blood on Delta's spikes.

Delta: "Don't worry, it's not mine."

Kilo: "Ah, okay."

Sierra: "WHOSE BLOOD IS THAT???"

Delta: "A Spearow's."

Uni: "I'm gonna go outside for a bit…"

Uni walked outside as Delta explained what happened. He  went to Treasure Town and sat on a bench with his hands on his head. (What have I gotten myself into…) , he thought. Magnezone saw Uni and decided to float towards him.

Magnezone: " Hey! How're your hours going?"

Uni: Don't you have other people's lives to ruin?"

Magnezone: "Huh?"

Uni: "You put me in the absolute worst team ever. Why couldn't you have just let me live in isolation…"

Magnezone: "No, because your sentence, remember?"

Uni: "I literally watched a three year old commit murder not even an hour ago, leave me alone."

Magnezone: "You mean that Lairon? He lives outside my jurisdiction, so there's nothing I can do about that."

Uni: "I am going to actually scream if you don't leave me alone."

Magnezone then backed off.

Uni: (Now that I think about it, maybe screaming might actually be a good idea.)

Uni stood up and walked to the beach to yell into the vast ocean.

Delta: "…And then after that, Uni teleported us both here. And that's pretty much it."

Sierra was speechless, but Kilo sure wasn't.

Kilo: "Man, I should've been doing that as a kid. Sounds so much better than accidentally setting myself on fire every time I tried to cook food."

Sierra looked at Kilo with intense concern in his eyes.

Sierra: "A- anyway… We should wash off that blood."

Meanwhile, a new person showed up in Treasure Town. The entire town started gossiping about him.

"It's a Fraxure."

"Do you think it's THAT one?"

"He has a mark on his head, I think he actually is!"

"No way, is it actually??"

Everyone started surrounding the Fraxure, excited. Some were asking for autographs, some fainted from pure excitement, and this was all overwhelming for the Fraxure.

Fraxure: "Can you all… please back off?"

And no one did.

Electivire: "Is it true that you're the Fraxure that beat up Giratina?"

Marowak: "All by yourself?"

Fraxure: "I- I wouldn't really say all by myself -"

Kangaskhan: "Wow, he's so humble!"

Joltik: "What's that mark on your head from?"

Duskull: "Can you really do Team Attacks all alone?"

The word 'alone' kept ringing in his head.

He hated that word so much because it perfectly described him. He was alone. He had no partner anymore, he had no family, and he grew distant from the rest of his team to the point that he traveled all by himself to get his mind off of what he did 7 years ago. He's been traveling around the world alone, hoping to find a town that doesn't know who he is in order to forget his past. But everyone knows. And they insist on reminding him.

He was no longer listening, no longer feeling anything but pain.

While this was happening, Sierra and Kilo were giving Delta a bath. Sierra saw what was going on, and went to the crowd. And yelled.

"EVERYONE BACK AWAY FROM THE FRAXURE. Can't you guys see you're overwhelming him?"

Sierra then made his way through the crowd and basically escorted the Fraxure away, behind a tree.

Sierra: "Hey, are you alright?"

Fraxure, shaking: "I… I- I think I need s- some time by myself…"

Sierra: "Are you sure?"

The Fraxure froze for a second, before shaking his head.

Fraxure: "I… don't want to be alone… B- but… I just… can't … do this anymore…"

Sierra: "What exactly is… ' this' ?"

Fraxure: "For the past… 3 years. I've been going around the world, trying to forget my past and move on. But… I can't do that if people know me… They always want to talk about what I did 3 years ago. But I want to forget. But they won't let me forget."

The Fraxure's eyes started watering.

Fraxure: "I just want to forget everything…"

Suddenly, Kilo showed up with Delta. They saw Sierra comforting the crying Fraxure, and decided that they probably shouldn't interrupt. So they went back to town.

Sierra: "If you don't mind me asking… What exactly do you want to forget? 'Everything' seems… a bit much. I- if you don't want to answer, that's fine!"

Fraxure: "I…"

The Fraxure sat silent for a minute.

Fraxure: "I had to… kill … my brother."

Sierra: "…Oh."

Fraxure: "I… I had no choice… In order to stop the entire world from being destroyed, I had to… do that…"

Sierra: "…If you had no choice, then don't beat yourself up over it."

Fraxure: "But-"

Sierra: "You did what you had to do. Don't ever forget that. Don't forget about his death, move on from it instead."

The Fraxure started sobbing.

Fraxure: "He… he said the same thing to me… As I…"

Sierra: "He's right, then."

Sierra let the Fraxure keep sobbing for a few minutes.

Sierra: "You know, hugs always help people feel better. Would you be alright with one?"

Fraxure: "I… don't want to be touched right now."

Sierra: "Understood."

After a while, the Fraxure ran out of tears to cry out.

Fraxure: "How… How do I move on?"

Sierra: "Whenever a loved one dies, I personally like to think that they live on in me. That they're not truly gone."

Fraxure: "Well… yeah. His spirit is actually with me, it's how I can do Team Attacks by myself. Because he's with me. In this scarf I have."

Sierra: "Was it his?"

Fraxure: "It is him. I used an Itemizer Orb. It was the least painful way I had to put him out of his misery."

Sierra was speechless.

Fraxure: "But I still miss him…"

Fraxure: "Sigh… Thanks for listening… I… I really needed that."

Sierra got up, and offered a hand to help the Fraxure up.

Sierra: "What's your name, anyway?"

Fraxure: "It's Axe."

The two walked back into town, talking. Axe went to a nearby inn to stay for a while.

Sierra met up with Kilo and Delta, and then Uni a few minutes later.

Uni: "Hey. Are we gonna do any requests or something? I only have 3 hours out of 100 done. I'd really like to get it over with."

Sierra wasn't paying attention.

"Ahem." No response. Sierra was too busy thinking to himself to hear Uni.

Sierra: (Itemizer Orb? Is he… wearing his brother's corpse? That's… genuinely messed up.)

Uni tapped Sierra's shoulder, snapping him out of his thoughts.

Sierra: " HUH WHAT ? Oh, sorry about that, wasn't paying attention."

Kilo: "You good?"

Sierra: "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. So what were you saying?"

Uni: "I need to do my hours, so can we do a job or something?"

Sierra: "Oh, uh sure. Let's go to the Guild then."

After picking out a few rescue requests, the team set out to Mt. Travail.

Uni: "Just wondering. If we were to, you know, stall … Would those hours count for my volunteering?"

Sierra: "Pretty sure 'Hours Volunteering' and 'Volunteer Hours' aren't one-to-one."

Uni: "Is that a no?"

Sierra: "Why don't you ask Magnezone?"

Uni: "Ugh, fine, no stalling then."

Right as they left the starting room, a Shedinja appeared.

Uni: "Oh, aren't Shedinjas like, super weak? This should be easy."

Uni used Water Gun, but the Shedinja took no damage.

Uni: "What??"

Sierra: "Wonder Guard. Only moves that are super effective against it will hurt it."

Delta: "I don't think any of us have any super effective moves against it. What do we d-"

Suddenly, Kilo ran and drop-kicked the Shedinja, launching it into a wall, defeating it instantly.

Uni: "Yeah, 'Super Effective moves only,' huh? Sure."

Uni: "Also. Kilo. What in the world was that?"

Kilo: "I'm just really good at kicking."

The team sped through all of the mountain, rescuing Pokemon on the way, until they reached the summit.

Kilo: "Anyone here?"

Uni: "Doesn't seem to be anything here."

Delta: "Except for a chest."

Sierra: "Hm. Neat."

Sierra opened the chest, and found 1000 Poke inside.

Kilo: "Cool, so like… let's go home I guess. Gonna be such a long walk, now that I think about it. "

Kilo grabbed the chest and used his leg to break a piece off.

Delta: "What are you doing?"

Kilo: "Well, I'd rather not go through the whole mountain again to get back home, so I'm just gonna…"

Kilo jumped off the side of the mountain, on top of the wooden board, and started sliding down.

Uni: "Uhh… He knows we can just… teleport home, right?"

Sierra: "I think he forgot…"

Sierra went to the broken chest, and grabbed another piece.

Sierra: "Teleport home, I'll go get Kilo."

He then also jumped off the side of the mountain.

Uni: "Okay, yeah, everyone on this team is insane. Let's go."

Uni and Delta teleported back home.

As he approached the bottom of the mountain, Kilo jumped, did a flip, and landed on his feet. He shouted in excitement. Sierra, on the other hand, was not good at snowboarding without snow (or even with snow, but that's besides the point). He stumbled, and started rolling down the mountain, straight onto Kilo.

Sierra: "Owww…"

Kilo: "Whoa, you alright?"

Sierra pulled out his badge and teleported the two back home.

Sierra: "I'm… going to sleep. Night."

Sierra immediately fell asleep, still on top of Kilo.

Kilo: "I think I'll sleep too."

#pofatrgwf #the power of family and this random guy we found #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #long post #chapter 10

[howto-ifyou]

How To Scream At Ducks and Other Water Birds In A Public Park:

(Written by an expert in the art of screaming at waterfowl)

Picture this, you’re in a public park by a lake. All is peaceful until you hear what sounds almost like mocking laughter from the ducks and geese near the water. Doesn’t that make you wanna scream at them? Maybe chase them around a bit? If so, this is the article for you!

Step One: Look a random water bird in the eye. Make sure to give it a confrontational stare so it knows you mean business.

Step Two: Try yelling obscenities at the birds. The more creative the better. If at least one child in that park doesn’t immediately ask their parents what something you said meant, then you’re failing as a public menace.

Step Three: Charge the birds. Run at them full speed, ideally while cursing them in a loud voice. This will scare the birds away. You can even chase a large group around the park if you’ve got the balls for it.

Step Four: Try flapping your arms if the birds aren’t intimidated yet. This will make you look like a bigger, scarier version of them.

Step Five: Remember that the geese in the park are free and nobody can stop you from taking them home. If you can capture a goose, then feel free to keep it as a pet. Please research everything involved with caring for a goose and remember that not all geese lay golden eggs.

Step Six: Make sure that the birds know you. Chase them frequently and curse at them when necessary. It’s a sign of dominance in the world of ducks and geese. By frequently chasing and screaming at the geese, you’ll earn their respect as the much larger, alpha bird that rules them.

Do’s and Don’t’s of Mildly Tormenting Wet Birds:

Do: Yell loudly with passion. Open your subconscious mind and let the right words fall from your mouth as you scream at the birds.

Don’t: Attempt to perform the natural mating rituals of the birds. This will confuse the poor ducks and/or geese and may make some of them fall in love with you. Don’t ruin the concept of love for a duck.

Do: Wave at everyone you see in the park, especially if they’ve seen/heard your encounter with the ducks. This will assure them that you’re actually quite nice and not one of the local weirdos. It may be extra helpful to give a big smile to them without breaking eye contact for approximately 5 seconds. Making your eyes wide will keep them open and show others your dedication to maintaining eye contact, something that makes interactions far more personal.

Don’t: Admit to screaming at the wildlife. Act as if nothing happened. It will make others question their memory of the event and eventually convince themselves that it didn’t happen.

Do: Get away from the area as fast as possible. Especially if too many people have witnessed your odd behavior. You don’t have to explain anything to them, but park rangers may want to have a talk with you.

Don’t: Go swimming with the birds (even if they invite you). Ducks and geese are manipulative and will try to trick you into getting into the water with them. Once in the water, they can cluster around you and hold you underwater with the help of their peers, drowning you in the process.

Obligatory Disclaimer:

This is satire and should be treated as such. This blog doesn’t condone nor promote theft or animal abuse.

#how to #scream #at #ducks #and other #water bird #in public #park #satire #shitpost

[murposifly-dump]

i'm just saying if doomsday was just a month later

#we were robbed of greatness #headcanons: it's mid-january; early february and clingy duo run together opposing them are ranboo+fundy; niki+jack manifold; and the egg #no one knows if the egg can actually run but everyones too scared to stop it #niki and jack are running just to get access to tommy and murder him #but they cant so they go around vandalizing campaign posters he puts up and try to spread slander that never picks up #ranboo runs for president bc fundy isn't allowed to after rigging the votes last time #the only reason fundy doesnt do it again is bc he asked ranboo to do the final steps and he forgot #during the course of the election ranboo and tubbo become closer friends #at the beginning they make a bet that whoever loses has to write a concession speech for the other person #tubbo wrote half of one for ranboo but as the election continues he actually starts rooting for him #and he never finishes it #ranboos concession speech for tubbo is polite and full of compliments #tubbo cant actually read most of it bc it would sound like hes up his own arse #but he keeps it in his enderchest #thats it #o7 #mine #beeduo #lmanburg #fanart #ranboo #tubbo #fundy #nihachu #dreamsmp #mcyt #jack manifold #bee duo #tommyinnit #art tag :D

[astaroth1357]

Demigod MC Series: Nyx

Nyx is a primordial goddess and the Greek personification of Night - the mother of Hypnos, Thanatos, Nemesis, and many more. She's a mysterious figure in their mythos as there's little surviving info about her cult. What is known, however, is that she was portrayed as beautiful, powerful, and feared by Zeus himself.

Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon, Ares, Hestia, Nyx

Lucifer 

What happens when you take a being born from the darkness and place them in a realm of eternal night…?

The answer came when the MC first stepped out of the portal. Everyone in the room was wholly expecting a normal-looking, confused human they could get up to speed, however…

The MC's skin suddenly darkened until it was as black as a shadow, their clothes levitated around them as if they were defying gravity, and glimmering speckles dotted their skin like twinkling stars.

Even their eyes turned a pure, glowing white without irises or pupils… Like two crowning stars locked into a body made from the shimmering night sky...

They weren't human. At the time, Lucifer wasn't even sure he could say what they were... Breathtaking, certainly, but there was something else about them that he couldn't place… something… foreboding...

Diavolo must have had the same unease because Barbatos was put in charge of monitoring them. The butler would send reports to them both and the results would range from benign to nerve-racking...

They kept their distance from his brothers and most people, but their power seemed immense... Barbs would report seeing them making small items float or summoning a meteor shower from their fingertips!

Lucifer ended up actually tasting their powers only once. When they stepped in to protect Beel and Luke and he went to attack them…

The whole House began to shake and the candles of the tomb started going out one by one as the air grew intolerably heavy... He could have sworn he saw a vortex of… something... swirling at their feet...

He backed off immediately and Beel and Luke got off with a warning, mostly because he was trying not to look utterly petrified...

He's never met a more beautiful and dangerous creature in his life… Pact mark or no, this is probably the only person the firstborn will admit he never wants to have to fight because he'd lose, big time.

Mammon

He was expecting to find a human when he walked into the Student Council room, not an alien!!

Mammon was seriously scared of the MC when they first met because he legitimately believed they were an extraterrestrial sent to probe him!!... Or whatever else those scary movies say aliens do, lay eggs in his stomach?

He straight up avoided them like the plague until the Goldie incident more or less bound them together. But even then there was a distance between them he just couldn't place…

Naturally, it bothers a demon a bit if their master doesn't seem to like them, so he eventually cornered them one day to force them to tell him why they'd been running off!

As it turned out, the MC actually knew as little about their new form everybody else! They had been perfectly normal in the human world, but for some reason the Devildom supercharged them! They could tell that they were powerful, but had no idea how to control themselves yet and it scared them...

So Mammon became their first unofficial "coach." Not that he knew how to train them or anything, but he was the first person supportive enough to even try to help them learn their new powers.

It led to some… interesting misadventures. Like when the MC unexpectedly burst every water pipe in the House or when they got a little too frustrated and ripped the kitchen apart with an accidental twister, but hey, Mammon was always there for them at least.

Of course, because he's who he is, he's not above asking the MC to help him with his schemes for "training purposes…" Infiltration is more fun if you're weightless, after all!

Speaking of weightless… His favorite way to float is when the MC gets excited and hugs him. They can't help but levitate them both off the ground when they're that happy and it makes the whole hug that much sweeter.

Leviathan 

It's… it's like he's in his very own Magical Girl anime!!! Uh, "I'm a Demon and this is My New Life with a Magic Starchild!!"-or something like that. 🤷‍♀️

He didn't even think their transformation was real when he first saw it! He really thought it was an elaborate body art cosplay but then their "freckles" rearranged themselves when he frightened them, so it had to be real!!

He'll declare that they're probably (literally) the coolest thing on the planet. They have the looks of an epic fantasy character plus insane powers to boot! 

…though uh… they may need a training arc or two to learn how to control them… 😅

Since their powers are apparently tied to their emotions, Levi's seen them do a whole bunch of stuff that's not entirely on purpose... Like, they can make things float when they're happy and push everything down when they're sad. 

So once he showed them one of those "tragic ending" animes for fun, but they cried so hard that they increased gravity and accidentally sent his bathtub crashing into the basement…

The worst of it is when they're mad, though. He made the mistake of making them play a rage game once and they ended up shattering all the glass in his room! His aquarium wall and Henry's fishtank included!!

They were able to make a zero G sphere of water in order to save Henry's life, but the cleanup was brutal… They were super sorry, but Levi took most of the blame himself anyway.

Honestly, he'd have been more mad but their body is clearly not something they can control just yet. Plus, it's so cool that he can put up with a little destruction anyway, you know?

Satan

Well, isn't that an interesting phenomenon?

Meeting a demigod is exciting enough, but one who reacted to the Devildom like that? It was pretty much unheard of!

Though he'd hate to admit it, Satan stalked the MC just as closely as Barbatos for a little while... But only because he was a little unsure of how to approach them…

They kept to themselves and their powers seemed "a little" unpredictable (see Levi's orphaned bathtub). Thankfully, Mammon ended up recommending the MC to him since Satan's one of the smartest guys around.

Satan made a better coach than Mammon, anyway. He was far more knowledgeable and actually able to hypothesize the strength their powers, which came in handy because uh… well…

Look. The whole realm 'ooohs' and 'ahhhs' over their appearance but they're all fools - no morons - for not noticing what potential the MC actually has. Satan was positive that the MC is the most powerful being in the Devildom, without question.

They had a complete control over gravity, atmospheric pressure, and even astronomical bodies… If they wanted to, they could literally pluck a planet out of orbit and send it careening into who knows what!

Want more terrifying? They could create near-matterless vacuums at the palms of their hands with the potential to suffocate, crush, or rip apart basically anything they wanted with implosive force….

Does he even need to spell out why that's utterly horrifying??

At least the MC seemed to be a genuinely nice person who wanted to control their powers better… Their emotions often got in the way but they tried their best.

He likes the MC a lot, but he'd be lying if he said that they didn’t also terrify him… They may have been pretty normal in the human world, but give them endless night and they may as well be a god...

Asmodeus 

Oh… My… Father!!! They're GORGEOUS!!!!

From the moment their transformation completed, Asmo had never seen anything like them! He said that they were like a living droplet of the night sky!

They were magnificent!! They were radiant!!! He was posting pictures of them before they had even said their first sentence!!

So Asmo was pretty much patient zero for any and all rumors and hype about the MC after that... Apparently someone like them only visits the Devildom every one, maybe two, centuries so everybody was bound to get talking.

Thankfully, the MC's habit of ducking out of the House kept them from becoming a full on sideshow. Unfortunately, however, Asmodeus was relentless!

He'd beg them to try modeling or make videos with him because of their unique look! He'd lay on the praises, but it was a little... much. It wasn't until Mammon finally stepped that he backed off a bit.

Asmo sometimes forgets that not everyone puts as much emphasis on looks as he does... Though he meant well, he hadn't realized that the MC maybe wouldn't appreciate him making such a big deal out of their appearance change. Pretty as it was, it was still involuntary to them...

Of course, after they told him this he cooled off and stopped putting them out there so publicly but even still he could hardly keep his eyes off of them... unless he was looking in a mirror, of course. 😘

A fun fact about the MC: when they blush, their skin makes a pink nebula. And thanks to his antics, Asmo has seen their lively pink cheeks many, many times… 🤭

Beelzebub 

Belphie would like them, wouldn't he...?

Beel's first reaction upon seeing the MC was genuine sadness, as seeing the stars with his twin brother still gone often brought him… 

The sadness didn't last too long at least because Beel tried his best to see the MC more like a person than a work of art or an oddity. Sure, they looked different - like really different - but they still laughed, cried, and ate like everybody else so they couldn't be that different.

Though then again, most people don't end up floating in midair when they laugh… Eh, oh well. It's not like those little details bother him. 🤷‍♀️

He always remained certain that Belphie would like the MC so he told them a lot about him. Since his twin loved stargazing, it'd only be natural that he'd like someone who looked like the stars, right?

Aside from the occasional tangent about his brother, Beel would also help the MC with their training by letting them help him with his training!

Controlling gravity can be pretty nifty for strength/resistance exercises, so there would be days where Beel would just pull a Dragon Ball and walk around at 1.5 or 2 times Earth's gravity thanks to having the MC on his back!

Sure, lifting a glass of milk becane so difficult that he literally broke a sweat from trying, but he felt like he can juggle motorcycles afterwards so who's complaining? Not him!

Belphegor 

……

………….

Was it some kind of joke?

The MC was not human. There was no way in heaven or hell that whatever he lured to the attic was supposed to be a human!!

Really, everything about the MC and their situation seemed directly designed to throw a monkey wrench into his plans...

One: They weren't human so how was he supposed to ruin Diavolo's dream? Two: They were clearly some kind of magical being so they could likely defend themselves…

But third ans most embarrassing of all... he honestly, genuinely, has never seen a more amazing person in his life. Blame it on his soft spot for the stars, but the moment the MC step up to his prison bars, he was smitten...

And. He. HATED IT!

Look, as much as he loved the night sky, he wasn't about to let some random non-human derail his anger! He was stronger than that!

He managed to hold onto his bitterness just long enough to make a halfhearted attempt on their life after they got the door open, but uh…

His brothers found Belphie when he fell through a newly-made hole in the ceiling... Said hole was made when his body slammed to the ground hard enough to crash through the attic floor... 😣

If the damage they caused wasn't enough to change his mind (which it was), then their distress when they thought they might have hurt him certainly did. Even their tears looked like stardust...

After far too long, Belphie got over his denial and began to properly love MC. If he liked stargazing before, he adored it now because he never even has to get out of bed! He can just roll over and follow the "stars" on the MC's body!

Unfortunately, that same love means it also takes a lot to ditch him if they get sick of being his personal night's sky… The brothers have found him floated up and sleeping on the ceiling on numerous occasions so the mortal can get some fresh air (clever MC)...

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me demigods

[loud-bread-boy]

Moira, Mercy and Ashe with Kids (Trick or Treat HCs)

Request: ooo what if moira, mercy, and ashe went trick or treating with their kids?

Crying about this actually. Hope u dont mind the headcanons. Also I didn’t exactly make this a reader insert since you didn’t mention it. There’s a few “partner” mentions, but you could make that be whoever if you have a ship for one of the characters. 

Mercy: (Two Kids)

Angela builds all her kids costumes

I don't mean she sewed them, I mean she starts building in march. Her daughter wanted to be a cat, so she built this entire suit out of cardboard and a few mechanical parts. Her daughter ultimately just wanted to wear black clothes and kitty ears, but she kept the mechanical tail!

Of course she joins in the costuming

One year she was a Greek goddess while her children were Spartans (well, a spartan and a knight because her youngest prefered the silver armor to the gold)

For their first halloween all together it was a dragon and her two little treasures (The older one was a crystal and the baby was a lil gold coin)

Angela makes sure her kids don’t eat too much candy at once, and that they brush their teeth after eating any

Moira: (one kiddo)

Moira’s kid is the kind that watches scary movies year round.

They’re very lanky, like their mom, so there's a lot of “Aren’t you a bit old to be trick or treating?” when the kid is like six

Of course Moira takes them to cons so of course they’re very good at making their own (realistic) halloween costumes

They probably went as Naruto and Sauske (or some other anime-duo) at least once

Moira checks every piece of candy, then the kid does too, and Moira checks again just to be sure

Neither of them really like candy, so if they get a lot they either have it all year or give it to one of Moira’s friends’ kids

The two of them both decided trick or treating wasn’t worth the effort when they were about 11, so after that they buy candy and popcorn and watch horror movies all night

Ashe: (Three, because c'mon she knows how to wrangle them in)

She always brings Bob

Whenever the homeowner doesn't give what she deems as "enough" candy, she says "Hmm I think we can do a Lil better than that, right Bob?" 

Ashe always makes their partner hold the candy bags (Bob’s hands are full with the kids)

They always start when the sun is still up and don’t stop until all the lights are out

“I spent a hundred bucks on those costumes, we’re wearin’ ‘em for as long as possible!”

They go straight to bed that night, but the next day they play poker with the candy 

But worry not, Ashe writes down who had what and passes it back out after the game so everyone gets their candy

Okay sure but what if they all went together?

Angela built ALL the costumes. Including for her, Moira, Ashe and all the partners

Bob holds all the bags this time, and Ashe’s kids are too busy running around with the others to be upset about it

Moira’s kid is probably a bit older than the rest of them, maybe matching or close with Ashe’s oldest.

They probably stick close to their mother (and the other adults by extension)

Ashe’s three are much more rambunctious than Angela’s two, but get a bit of candy in the little Zieglers, they can match the energy 

Ashe’s oldest brought eggs. Ashe knew this, and did not stop them.

They all end up back home earlier than Ashe’s kids are used to, but end up with more candy since Moira and her kid didn’t want theirs

Angela gets her kids home much earlier to adhere to their bedtimes (And she’s got the youngest of the bunch, who was probably sleeping in her arms the entire time)

But of course, she can’t leave without handing out the pumpkin spice bread and cookies she baked

Moira’s kid probably found their fun on their phone, or in watching Ashe’s kids run around scaring people

#Moira #Mercy #Ashe #Mercy x reader #angela ziegler x reader #Moira x reader #moira o'deorain #moira o'deorain x reader #Ashe x reader #Elizabeth Caledonia “Calamity” Ashe x reader #Elizabeth Caledonia “Calamity” Ashe #overwatch x reader #overwatch x gn reader #overwatch x female reader #overwatch requests #halloween prompts #trick or treating #overwatch headcanons #ashe headcanons #mercy headcanons #moira headcanons

[nightowlfandom]

Noctis Lucis Caelum- Anything For You

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Leggo

...

“Good girl.” you smiled as the yellow feathered Chocobo ate from your hand. “Eat up, you need your energy.” you scratched the top of her head as she squawked gratefully.

“Y/N are you still here?” the farmhand, Faye emerged from the stables to find you. “Do you not have any other plans?”

“Trust me.” you began to laugh. “I’d much rather scoop up giant bird poops than deal with my personal life right now...or lack thereof.”

“Well isn’t that somethin- Is that the crown prince I see?” she looked past you which made you follow her eyes. “It is?! Prince Noctis on my Chocobo farm. Quick! How do I look?” 

“Like a farmer.” you laughed in reply. “Perhaps get the shit off your boots.”

“Damnit! I should have worn my new ones.” She began wiping the bottoms of her shoes against the grass. 

“Faye, he’s just a prince. I don’t know what’s so great about him anyways.” you rolled your eyes. “He seems like an asshole from what I’ve seen of him.”

“You’ve never even met him.” she put her hands on her hips. “Maybe you’ll like him!”

“Sure, whatever you say, Faye.”  you laughed. “That’ll happen.”

...

“Ugh why are we here anyways?” Noctis rolled his eyes as Ignis pulled up to the famous Chocobo farm.

“Because!” Prompto snapped in reply. The blond male didn’t even wait for the car to fully stop before he jumped out. “The eggs are supposed to be hatching today and I want to be the first to capture a picture of those featherless faces!”

“Of course.” he scoffed. Noctis liked Chocobos, sure. He just didn’t think an idea of a good Saturday morning was to spend the day at a bunch of dirty, smelly, stables, for a bunch of unhatched eggs no less. “Great.”

“I suggest you fix your face, the farmhand is here.” Gladio grunted, hopping out of the car. “Wouldn’t want to hurt her feelings.”

“Whateve-” Noctis turned his head towards the loud squawking when his eyes landed on you. You were feeding a random Chocobo while talking to that farmgirl who ran the stables. “Woah.” he felt his heart flutter. Who were you?! He heard you laugh from where he was and felt his heart stop. Your laugh, it was beautiful.

“Yo? Who is that girl?” Noctis scrambled out of the car, nearly falling on his face. He tried desperately to fix himself up. “Specs?”

“I believe she frequents the shops not too far from here.” Ignis replied in his usually cool manner. “I believe she is also a friend of that Dino character we run into from time to time.”

“No way. Her?! Friends with that-” Noctis shook his head in disbelief. He found it impossible to walk forward. Gravity was stopping him. He didn’t even notice everyone else walking ahead of him. He had never seen you around before but he wished he had. “Woah....”

...

You were still chatting with Faye when a group of guys ran up. One of them held a camera and looked as if he were about to explode. You had no time to register the camera flash. Good think he captured your good side.

“I AM HERE FOR THE EGGS!” he declared. His abrasiveness surprised you. Was he talking about the new hatchlings? 

“Ummm-” Faye looked scared. “You here to volunteer?”

“Heck yeah I am!” he explosive blonde looked as if he was about to piss himself from excitement. “I WANT TO HOLD YOUR CHOCOBOS!”

“Alright! Keep your pants on. Follow me. Y/N, you’ll be good here right?” Faye asked, seemingly frightened by the giddy young man. 

“Yeah.” you stifled a laugh. “I’ll be just fine here.” you shook your head as the man ran full force for the stables. You were about to go about your business when a black haired boy stumbled up to you. “For a royal, you’re pretty clumsy.” you stifled laughter.

“Huh?!” he looked taken aback. “You know who I am?”

“...I mean aren’t I supposed to?” you turned back towards the Chocobo. “Prince Noctis?” you tried to hold in your distaste, but he caught up on it instantly.

“Is there an issue with me-”

“As a matter of fact there is. Don’t think I didn’t notice that face you were making when you pulled up with your friends.” you cut him off. “Big and bad prince man can’t be seen around a few Chocobos?”

“Oh, no that’s not it at all.” Noctis tried to explain himself in the best way he could. 

“Then what exactly is it?” you turned towards him again. “I mean really?”

“Okay so I admit my attitude isn’t the best-”:

“So you admit it?” you held back harsh laugh. “Hm, It’s a start.” you shrugged.

“I mean, you aren’t really giving me a fair chance. You only know me from the papers.” he explained. “You don’t really know me as a person. For all I know you could be a stalker.”

“I am no a stalker!” you looked him up and down. 

“I wouldn’t know that.” he winked. “So maybe we both have it all wrong.”

“And what do you wanna do to fix that, go on a date or something?” you scoffed.

“Yes!” he replied honestly. “Let me prove I’m not some asshole!”

“Is it that imperative that you go out of your way to prove to me that you aren’t an asshole?” you raised a brow.

“Yes!” he nodded quickly.

...

You boredly sat at the restaurant table. He was late. 15 minutes to be exact. 

“I knew this was a load of-” you prepared yourself to stand up when a man frantically rushed in.

“I’M HERE!” Noctis yelled, grabbing the attention of the other patrons. He practically fell into the chair right across from you. 

“Nice of you to show.” you sat back down. You decided to humor this guy. “Care to explain?”

“Sorry! Stupid Prompto gave me the wrong address and...woah...” he nearly drooled all over the place seeing you in your tight black dress. “You look...amazing.”

“Sure I do.” you scoffed. “I’m sure I still have dried up chocobo shit in my hair,” you turned away from him, feeling your insecurity creep up on you, tons more than usual. “But thank you.” you relaxed in your chair.

“No I mean it! Even when I saw you...I thought you were beautiful.” he expressed.

“Really?” you paused to look him in the eye. 

“Really.” he smiled. “You’re the best looking girl here.” 

“I definitely don’t believe that...but thank you.” you said shyly. Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad. 

....

“What about that one?” you pointed to a random star.

“That one, there’s a legend that it’s a parallel version of this world.” 

You both sat at the edge of the lake, staring into the moonlit sky. After dinner, Noctis had taken you to the docks on Galdin Quay. 

“No way. “You stared at the star in wonder. “How many worlds do you think there are?”

“Infinite, my dad says so.” Noctis replied. “All different versions of us doing different things.” he smiled to himself. “Maybe there’s a version of me that...is actually proud to be a prince.” he glowered. 

“Maybe there’s a version of me whose the royal instead.” you nudged him. That made him chuckle a bit. 

“If that’s the case...I’d be happy to bow down to you.” he flirted. He looked back at the sky. “Try that one.” he pointed.

“I know that one.” you beamed a little. “There’s a legend called the Lover’s Star, if a couple sees it on their first date...they’ll be together forever.” you mused romantically. It was only then you had realized your fingers had laced into Noctis’s. 

“Maybe today was our lucky day.” he winked. After a second of silence, you decided to confess.

“I was wrong about you.” you said honestly a while. “I think you’re pretty amazing, Noct.” you chuckled. 

“So...” he smiled deviously. “Are ya gonna say I’m sorry?” he mocked.

“You wish. You’re still a stuck up prince to me...you’re just not an asshole prince.” you stuck your tongue out at him. “You’re not like most guys around here.” you shyly looked away from him you dug your toes into the sand. 

“Well I’m not from around here.” he replied. “You’re different from everyone around here. You’re not all into me because I’m The Prince Noctis- that’s all I want. I want someone to see me for who I am...not what I am.”

You shyly kicked your legs in the water, looking at the ripples in the water.. “I’m glad I could be that person for you Noctis.” you smiled.

“Guess this means you’re gonna be part of my team now?” he bit his lip. “You’ll be my...ummm...I’ll think of something.”

“I look forward to it.” you giggled. 

“Hm for now...come here.” he winked, gently holding the side of your face. Noctis kissed you. You felt your senses go off. You instantly grabbed his face, kissing him back.

...

You fell back on the hotel bed, refusing to disconnect from a feverish prince throwing himself at you. He kissed you with urgency, as if you would disappear before his eyes. He tore a rip up your dress hastily. 

Your tongues clashed together as you kissed, the air was getting heavy. You helped Noctis out of his jacket. Your dress had turned to ribbons and your panties weren’t too far behind. 

“N-noctis..” you hissed, feeling his hands explore every inch of your body.

“You feel even better than I imagined you would.” he kissed your bare stomach. “You’re so beautiful.” he moaned. It was like you were the goddess, the royal, and he was the peasant.

You felt shy under his gaze. He stared up at you, biting his lip. “I don’t think I can wait...” he groaned. “A-are you okay with this?”

“God, yes.” you mewled as he kissed your thighs. 

“I wanna worship you.” he moaned, ghosting his lips over your center. You shyly stared down at Noctis who looked up at you with a shit eating grin. 

He sunk his tongue into you, lashing against your pussy. You instantly grabbed a fist full of his hair. You and him both were a mess. Hisses and prolonged moans escaped your lungs along with his name. You were sure the people in the next room could hear you. 

Noctis crawled over you again, a predatory glare in his eyes. He bit his lip, staring down at you. “You’re so fucking cute...”

...

“I’d do anything for you.” he moaned against your lips. “I’ll take care of you for the rest of my life.” he whimpered, his thrusts growing sloppily. He bucked his hips rhythmically, your bodies moving and grinding in sweet friction. His cock twitched inside of you as he grew near his release, but he wanted to wait. He wanted to cum to the sounds of your cries and screams. ”Gonna make you my queen and w-we’ll rule together until our hearts give out baby. F-FUUUCCKK.”

“Noctis.” you croaked. Hearing his words in your ear made you hiss in delight. This alone caused him to dig his nails into your sides and thrust even deeper into your heat. You didn’t know what else do you but let a stream of cries escape your lungs. 

“I love it when you say my name.” he grunted. “Say it again.”

“N-noctis.” your insides lurched as you tightened around his length. “I wanna- I’m gonna-”

“Again.” he barked. “Never stop saying my name. Never say another man’s name!” he sank his teeth into the crook of your neck. “You’re mine, baby. You’re all mine.” he growled.

“Noctisss.” you arched your back. “F-fu-” you whimpered, at the impact. “S-shit!”

Noctis yanked himself from you, spraying his cum all over your stomach. Shortly before, you came too, feeling your water run down your leg. He fell forward, burying his head into your neck. “Baby, I’d fucking do everything for you.”

You shook under his body, whimpering at his gentle touches. You felt him kiss your need lovingly as you both drifted off to sleep.

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